My fellow Pimps and Ninja,
      This month we have more to offer than a freshman girl at the senior prom.  Film superstar Teri Weigel posts a fun story about some Prada stealing shoe snatchers.  We visited Abdullah's House of Ribs.  We offer you a free video game.  Jim Bucko recaps some of the worst moments in wrestling history.  Deanna Allen shows her chesty charms, again.     We also cover one of the U.S. military's most misguided idea.  
                                        "Mean" Mark Callous
                                        Evil Authoritative Pimp

Abdullah's House of Ribs 
by AtlantaHappenings.com
 
Abdullah chokes NinjaPimp's Staff Members.

Editor's Note:  Several NinjaPimp staff members visited Abdullah's House of Ribs on a NinjaPimp road trip.  As it turned out, they met Abdullah out back cooking the ribs.  Not only were they delighted that Abdullah posed for a few pictures, but he also choked the hell out our director of marketing.  On an important note, the ribs were the best in the South.   

Abdullah the Butcher lives. That's right, the former pro-wrestler known for beating people with chairs, barbed wire, brass knuckles and other blunt objects lives in Atlanta. The "Madman from the Sudan," like many former "athletes," has his own restaurant, Abdullah the Butcher's House of Ribs & Chinese Food. Abdullah (aka Larry Shreve) is now serving up a gimmick that doesn't involve blood and bruises: a unique combination of barbecue and teriyaki.

The best attraction is Shreve, who is usually present -- and pleasant. He kindly thanks people for coming and eating, hanging out in the dining area smiling and answering questions in his sweet voice.

Abdullah's culinary split personality represented by two registers for orders -- an African-American woman at one, and an Asian woman at the other. If it's busy, line integrity disintegrates and either cashier will take your order. But the duality is strangely disturbing.

Barbecue selections are kept simple: Ribs, rib tips and chicken. The ribs are smoked in a small building next to the main structure. Thankfully, the rib meat is soft, pink and tender. But it comes drenched in a smotheringly sweet, tomato-based sauce that tastes uncomfortably store-bought and lacks any hint of authenticity. And while the rib tips are a little easier to handle than the ribs since a fork is employed, forget trying to keep clean with the quartered chicken. Sides included a moist, cheesy mac and cheese and some kick-ass collards. The collards were not too mushy and served nearly whole, with red peppers thrown in for flavor. A splash of peppered vinegar, and you're in business.

I ordered the ribs, and they were amazing.  Other members of our staff tried a variety of  vegetables and meats.  Everyone enjoyed their meals.  In fact, we spent less than $25 on dinner for four (2 pimps and 2 hoes).  That's less than the cost of a turned trick!  

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  Deanna Allen's Breasts, A Huge Success!
                
It may seem crazy, but the Camp Bucca Flasher was the biggest thing to hit NinjaPimp since we were featured in Maxim Magazine.  For whatever reason, we were listed at the top of Google's search results for pictures of Mrs. Allen.  Because of this, we increased our visitors by almost 2,000 people per day!  People just couldn't stop searching Google for "Deanna's boobies!"  Thank you Deanna, but we prefer to remain underground.   

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                  Abdullah The Butcher Profile
     

Abdullah the Butcher was born Lawrence Shreeve in Windsor, Ontario, on January 1, 1936. Wrestling at over 400 lbs through his career, Abby became a legend for bloodying opponents and was one of the first wrestlers to regularly use foreign objects in the ring on his opponents. His weapon of choice later in his career was a fork. Abby was a master at the professional wrestling talent of "blading," intentionally cutting onesself or an opponent in the forehead and bleeding through the match. The Butcher spent most of his wrestling career traveling from promotion to promotion. Abby was usually portrayed as an uncontrollable savage man who spoke no English, and he never gave interviews. This character probably accounted for his lack of appearances in films or other areas outside the pro wrestling world. Abdullah currently lives in the Atlanta, GA, and he still makes appearances as a wrestler.

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