No you are not seeing double, but this issue is
totally devoted to twins!
In an exciting turn of events, we have our biggest interview to
date. The Potter Twins sat down with one of our editors and
discussed everything from how they tricked Dr. Phil to how Crystal can
stick her own fist in her mouth! I must admit that these are two
of the hottest, sweetest, intelligent women I have met in a long time.
We cover Cali Marie and Cherish,
the most popular interviewees in NinjaPimp history. We profile the
Taylor Twins, who also agreed to be in a future NinjaPimp interview, and
we even cover the Ninja Twins... two bad brothers from Siam.
"Double-Mint" Al Jones
Doubling Your Pleasure
The Potter Twins
NinjaPimp's Exclusive Interview!
Crystal and Jocelyn Potter, Which one is
I tried doing research about
you two on the net, but I kept finding information about the Olsen Twins
or Harry Potter. What is a good online source for Potter Twin
Crystal: Have you tried searching
“PublicRecords.com”? Just kidding…I’ll let Jocelyn answer this one
since she knows more about searching the web than I do.
Jocelyn: Oh my god, this is going to
sound like I’m trying to plug our site but
www.twinvirgos.com is by far the best place to keep up with what we
I did read that you are
from Texas. Does that mean that you like Bush?
Crystal: The only
politics I know about is “The Politics of Dancing”…….
I meant the
beaver not the president, but speaking of Bush, maybe you
could do a video with the Bush twins. Would you be up for something
The name alone, “Bush”, sounds
creepy, we’d pass on that offer.
I also read that the two
of you are doing all sorts of projects. Bare Wench 5, Dr. Phil, Twinvirgos.com,
Hustler video, and you are even divas of radio. What has been your
favorite project so far?
All projects we have done, so far,
are equally considered our favorite because of their diversity. Each
project is a new experience, thus giving us an opportunity to learn.
Is there any
chance we'll see you in a reality series?
Our day to day life
is it’s own reality show…only thing missing is someone who can keep up
with our fast-paced life and get it all on tape. Now that is a true
If you were on Fear Factor,
what would be your biggest fears?
Crystal: Joe Rogan……….just kidding!
I plead the 5th on this question.
Jocelyn: Crystal pleading the 5th……
Is there anything gross that
you wouldn't eat?
Marmite! Marmite is a product from
the U.K. which was introduced through our best-friend, ‘Momma Kerri’,
who loves it. Marmite is a savory spread made from spent brewer’s
yeast. Marmite’s infamous tag line is, “You Either Love It or Hate It”,
and that is no joke!
Ok, I am dying to ask this
question. I read a New York News article that said you tricked Dr.
Phil. Would you like to comment on that?
Jocelyn: Oh shoot the phone is
ringing…could you please hold that thought…we’ll be right back….
Crystal: Do I smell
smoke? I think I left the stove on, better check to make sure it’s off.
Be back in just a second……
Do you prefer to do videos
together? Do you foresee solo careers in the future?
If you put us together, we might be
able to complete a thought or sentence. We bounce off one another, and
it would be a horrific video if it included one without the other.
Crystal, I hear you can stick
a fist in your mouth... how did you realize you had such a talent?
I wish I could remember how that one
came about, but unfortunately I can’t recall the first instance of me
doing this “talent”.
I also read that you two have
had some wild party years. Can you each tell the male readers one sexy
story from your past?
I can’t kiss and
tell about my past involvements, but one did consist of 8 straight
Was there a lot of drugs
involved during those party years?
Crystal: “Enough to
ask myself the next day ‘Where the hell am I? How did I get here, and
who is this person I’m next to?’”
Now on to your nudity. How
comfortable are you being naked with each other?
About as comfortable as two sisters
Do a lot of guys try to hit on
you in hopes of having a 3-some? Does it ever work?
We try not to think that a guy is
hitting on us in hopes of a 3-some. We each have our own taste in men,
and thus, a 3-some has never nor will ever happen.
goes my dreams. Ok, now some easier
questions. What projects are you currently working on?
Jocelyn : We’re
talking to someone right now about the possibility of doing a comic book
based on us! It’ll be exactly as we are…..very sexy and extremely funny!
We’ve seen some of the rough sketches and they look absolutely
What can members expect to
see on your site?
Lots and lots of us!
What won't they see on your
Anything for free…
You are identical "mirror" twins
right? What does that mean?
Crystal: “This means that our
Jocelyn: “are opposite one another,
Crystal: “they are actually the
Jocelyn: “example, Crystal is right
Crystal: “Jocelyn is left handed. My
Jocelyn: “is more oval than mine
Crystal: “is much rounder. And so…”
Jocelyn: “on and so on…..
I get it.
Next up, what are your measurements?
Big breasts, tiny waist, and curves
that can make grown men weep!
I am weeping.
Also, how can fans tell you apart?
Jocelyn: “The very first thing that
gives us away is our personalities. We’re so opposite that once you get
to know us you can tell right away which one is which. But if you’ve
never met us then the one physical attribute that gives us away would
have to be our tattoos. I’ve got the Paul McCartney and Wings logo on my
Crystal: “And on my right wrist I’ve
got Robert Plant’s Zoso symbol, and on my left wrist I’ve got “P” which
stands for Pink Floyd.
that's totally cool. Well, I guess I have taken enough
of your time. Do you have any questions for me? Do you have anything
to say to your fans?
The more the merrier and the postman
always rings twice!
Thanks again for the interview. We hope to talk with you again