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Quote of the Month:
gotta say, I'm getting a kick out of
seeing all the goods online again.
I'm sad that we let it lapse.
You've done an excellent job of getting
this funk back on the web."
Snowman to NinjaPimp, on the return of
by Stanley "Tookie" Williams
"Twenty-five years ago when I
created the Crips youth gang
with Raymond Lee Washington in
South Central Los Angeles, I
never imagined Crips membership
would one day spread throughout
California, would spread to much
of the rest of the nation and to
cities in South Africa, where
Crips copycat gangs have formed.
I also didn't expect the Crips
to end up ruining the lives of
so many young people, especially
young black men who have hurt
other young black men.
murdered in 1979. But if he were
here, I believe he would be as
troubled as I am by the Crips
So today I
apologize to you all -- the
children of America and South
Africa -- who must cope every
day with dangerous street gangs.
I no longer participate in the
so-called gangster lifestyle,
and I deeply regret that I ever
The Hull Twins
Last month we did an interview with the hot and wild
Hull Twins. Until our interview,
nobody really knew that they were twins.
Lisa Hull was featured in Playboy, but
Michelle (above) isn't known so well to
the world of pictures. In fact, tehre
are very few pictures of them as a pair
are available on the net.
In an effort to let you see more of the Hull twins,
here are a couple pictures of these fine
First off, where did you get out
I made the outfit myself.
I love to sew; it is one of my
hobby's. I make a lot of
clothes for strippers and p0rnstars;
they love it... it is a great way to
get in their pants. Yes, and
clothes do make the man.
So you are a
pimp. Have you ever considered
submitting yourself as
pimp of the year?
I have never thought about
submitting myself that is for the
people to decide.
Who were some of your favorite
pimps? Did you grow up
watching 70's pimping movies or
I am a big fan of Iceberg Slim.
Who has been your favorite person to
work with on your site?
Didn't you work with Lucy Thai,
Naudia Nice, and Rhonda Lee?
Yes, I did work with Naudia, Lucy,
and Rhonda. They were all very
nice and fun to work with.
Your website seems to be more "fun"
than other sites. Do the girls
enjoy being pimped by you?
Yes all woman adore me. They
can tell I love my mother.
Is there anyone you don't enjoy
working with? I mean, anyone
you just don't like? Why?
I'm fine with all the girls in the
business...I prefer Asians, latins,
or black girls with natural t!ts and
Got any other dirt you want to
share with us?
Nope. I have no dirt.
for your time. Best of luck in
This month we got
some bad news. One of our classiest
ladies, Julya Ried
passed away. We feel fortunate to have
worked with her. We also feel very
fortunate to be able to post an interview with
her. To the best of our knowledge, this is
the only interview available with the late
Please take a minute to learn a little about
this wonderful person.
We also have several interviews this month.
Internet model Raven
Riley was pleasant enough to put up with our
oral probing. Hmm, that sounds
dirty. What we mean to say is that we
asked her a lot of probing quesitons.
Wank, one of the most interesting male film
pimps in the land also does an interview with
us! We have a quote from the
AfroSquad's $nowman. We give you two
amazing pictures of our good friends the Hull
twins, Michelle and Lisa.
Last, but certainly not least, we do
an interview with
Lobsterman! Lobsterman is one of the
most entertaining professional wrestlers this
side of the Yeti! Please read what he has
to say, and don't forget to vote for the
Lobsterman in 2008!
"Jumping" Chesty LaRue
Chairperson, Knockers United
In Memory of Julya
1969 - 2005
NinjaPimp: So, how long have you been
"I've been modeling just over 4 years now. I
started with a boudoir shoot and the photos
came out well, and all of a sudden I began
you consider it a full time job?
consider it part-time, I only model 2-3
times a month, sometimes more, sometimes
What are your favorite types of
favorite types of modeling are glamour,
fashion, and lingerie. I think those
are my best types also, it makes me feel
What do you think are your "best"
think my Glamour shots are my best types of
modeling, again it makes me feel
sexy. I work with great photographers
also which helps!"
then, what would you say has been your
most unique photo shoot?
once did a bondage shoot, that was
Has anything embarrassing ever happened
to you while shooting some pictures?
"Nothing that I can think of ever happened
that embarrassed me!"
Have you ever turned down for a shoot
and had to leave because it was
I get some offers from amateurs who want to
shoot hardcore videos/shoots, and I don't do
that type of modeling."
What would you like to say to the fans
of NinjaPimp page?
would like to say to the fans, vote for
Julya!!! and come back often cuz (NinjaPimp)
Ok, so tell me, who do you think should
be 2001's Pimp of the Year?
You own a corvette. Is that your
favorite type of car?
Corvettes are awesome, u have to drive one
to see what I mean, they are like a
Now, I'll ask you five really random
questions. Ready? What type of
animal would you be and why?
"I would be a cat, first cuz
they are my favorite animal, and second
because they are beautiful, in many
ways, and sneaky! LOL!"
Who would you list as the sexiest man
and woman alive?
"Sexiest woman, Madonna, sexiest man,
Coke or Pepsi?
What music group or performer do you
like, and want group or performer do you
like a lot of groups, to name one
Metallica, one performer I don't like
would be Mariah Carey".
you like Bush? :)
love Bush, the band!"
Ok, well thanks for doing the
interview. Do you have a question for
question for you, how did you get your
Actually, I started with a wrestling
page. I kind of taught myself HTML
by looking at other people's code.
Pretty soon, I was the
Pimp of the Year
with all sorts of
Well, it was great doing an interview
with you! I hope you have a great
NinjaPimp Interview: Lobsterman
Professional Wrestler and Presidential Hopeful
it going today? Is lobstermania
still running wild?
Yea, wild as ever. I was just on the
Discovery Channel on a story about my
buddy Jason Sanderson, "The Wolfman" who
So what's the
story with Lobsterman for President?
Was there fierce competition in the
primaries? Have you considered
Sharkboy for your vice president?
Well the Presidential election stuff
will heat up soon. Last one I got
18 votes... Shark Boy would legally have
to be 35 to run on the ticket. I
think I'm going to ask Greg Valentine to
run as my vice presidential candidate...
We can do that and run the country from
the ball parks while having a few cold
We at NinjaPimp
did an interview with Sharkboy. He
has schools of fans. Do you think
we'll get a chance to see you two as a
Sure! "Commotion from the
Ocean!" I'm a hell of a promo guy
and could get him over great as a
manager. My work has slowed down an
awful lot after I hit 40. You gotta
remember the ol' L-man is almost 44 now.
Tell us about your
claws. Is it hard to wrestle with
claws? Are they the largest claws
in the world?
Naturally, the women love them.
Lobsterman gets all the women. Must be a
father image thing, but man they just
flock and love them claws. Problem
is they all got kids!!
Isn't there a
game out now where you wrestle the
president? Can you tell us a
little about that. Some pimp
friends of mine in DC play it.
The game is great... (It is a)
great easy fun game to run a
Can you tell us
about some of your favorite opponents?
Besides a bitter rivalry with the
seafood buffet at Red Lobster, I am sure
you have had some interesting feuds.
Early on in my career I had a long
running feud with Dean Ho, who was WWF
tag team champ... I was Bruiser
Costa in those days. I also had
victories over Rick Rude and Road
Warrior Hawk... More recently
having legends matches with Koko B. Ware
and Greg Valentine has been fun... and
wrestling against The Wolfman for the
largest purse in wrestling history, his
$66 million powerball lottery check was
the biggest prize in wrestling history.
That was a great match and it got a lot
of national press for an indy show...
Needless to say, I was paid very well.
It appears that
you make some promotional appearances.
Can you tell us a little about
Lobsterman behind the scenes?
Behind the scenes L-man is Jeff Costa,
proud father and husband. I have 3
daughters... The rest of the family
lives here in Nashua, NH which is a real
nice town. We (opened) a promotion
in NH after many others had failed.
Bookers can contact: Mike Vaillancout to
book Lobsterman, Greg "The Hammer"
Valentine, OX Baker, or George "The
Animal" Steele at 603 889-3025. If
there is someone else you are looking to
book and having trouble finding give
Mike a call; we have great contacts in
What do you bring
to a wrestling show that other
An enormous charisma with little ego.
Do you ever get
tired of seeing wrestlers with no
gimmick and no personality? I know
I've seen too many, and they can be very
Well. I'm tired of wrestlers who
can't work. Working is different
form bumping. Gimmicks help when
you can't bump anymore...
What about a
Lobster-girl, is there a valet or
manager in your life? Didn't I
once see a
Yeah, I had Lobster-dog!! That's
my buddy Buster; he's a Scotty, but he
hates going in the car... Lobstergirl; I
did ask Trish Stratus but she's busy
with her WWE stuff.
We've got a lot of
personalities associated with our site.
Crazyman, Jim Bucko, and many
others. What does it take to be a
memorable entertainment character?
Fun!! Don't be insulting.
Actually let them insult you. Most of
the time it shows how dumb they are
anyway and you get the last laugh no
How about your
fans... is there anything you would
like to say to them?
Yes... to my fan who has been
there through Bruiser Costa to
Lobsterman; Go out there do whatever
you heart desires. Don't worry
what anyone thinks, be yourself,
make yourself HAPPY... BE A LOBSTER
for your time and consideration.
Long Live Lobsterman
Amen! Sayonara Amigos
Lobsterman Can be
Headquarters for LOBSTERMAN
for PRESIDENT and
Lobsterman Pro Wrestling
Shannon Wilsey, 1970 to 1994
Born on October 9, 1970 in Mission Viejo,
California, USA. She is sometimes credited as
Silver Cane, Silver Kane, Savanah, Savannah,
Silver, and Shannon Wilsey. She ranked #19 in
AVN's Top 50 Adult Stars of All Time.
Raised in Texas and throughout Southern
California. She was one of the most notorious,
controversial stars of all time. She had a
lengthy romance with comedian/actor Pauly Shore.
A stunning natural blond, she is considered one of the
most beautiful women to appear in adult films.
She was also romantically linked to musician
named Greg Allman but he broke off their
relationship when she developed a heavy drug
habit. She also dated Guns & Roses guitarist
Slash. She committed suicide on July 11,
1994 in Burbank, California after a night of
partying. Immediately before the
suicide, she was in a severe accident which left
her with an apparently broken nose.
Picture of the Month
Afro-Squad Soldier - The Gargoyle
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Raven Riley, Professional
Raven, how are you doing today?
I'm doing great!
Why don't you fill in our readers.
What are you wearing during this interview
and where are you right now?
Well I actually jus' got out of the shower
so you got me at a great time... a towel!
Can you tell us about your website?
How old were you when you first started on
Its a amateur site that has pics of me
everyday like, no professional pics and me
jus' teasing and playing around on camera
for everyone to see. I love what I do
and if it pleases people then that is even
better. I was 18.
a picture of you and Paris Hilton on your
site. What's the story behind that?
Should we expect a photo shoot together?
Well I was in L.A. for a business trip and
happen to be out at this club/party and I
had heard about her being there... I
basically introduced myself, had a few words
with each other and got a picture. I
would love to do a photo shoot
together but not sure if she would be up to
it;) Maybe I'll ask her next time.
What about your trip to Mexico. What
did you do while you were there?
Mexico is so pretty and I went there to do
some photo shoots in the warm weather by the
ocean around the hotel. ;) It was
great! Lots of teasing pics and vids;)
What do you think of NinjaPimp Online?
i think its cool that people can read what
other models think about things in there
life and what they do;)
Do you think we'll ever see a photo shoot
with you in an afro wig? If so we'd
love to put those pics on our site.
Well, hhmm... not sure about that one, but
if you wanted it that bad... I would do it.
What are your future plans for your site?
What can people expect to see at
ravenriley.com in the next year?
Well my goal is basically to try and become
big like the one and only Jenna Jameson. She
is basically like my role model and she is
very smart and knows what she is doing;)
You have some pretty provocative pictures on
your site. Have any of the photo
shoots made you uncomfortable?
No not really, I think at first I was kinda
uncomfortable with how people would be
watching me get #u<ked but now its cool, it
actually turns me on even more!
What has been your favorite photo shoot?
Well I would have to say so far the
Halloween sets that we took. My friend
let us take pics at his haunted house so it
was pretty cool and creepy!
Who are your role models? Who do you
want to be like?
Well my first one would have to be Jenna
Jameson. The other is Paris Hilton, I so
envy her at times, she is pretty, is popular
and well she brands herself real well...
What are your thoughts on plastic surgery
such as breast implants?
When I first got into this, I really wanted
them. Knowing that I have little
breasts. I have always wanted them
bigger. But my members and fans have proven
to me I don't need them.
Do you get a lot of fan mail?
Yes a lot and I answer all my emails, I love
talking to different people around the
Would you like to say anything in particular
to your fans?
I'm so happy that they are here for me, if
it wasn't for them... I wouldn't be where I
am now. ;) Kisses!
Thanks for being on the page. We wish
you the best of luck in the future.
Nutritionist: Don Lemmon
how are you doing today?
as always. Just went for a hike in the
mountains of Utah. Pine Valley to be exact.
I brought along a blanket and took a nap in
the wilderness with my wife and daughter.
There is nothing like laying around by a
spring creek, watching chipmunks and deer
doing their thing within a stone's toss.
Afterwards we had a wonderful dinner at down
home BBQ that played nothing but old
Nashville tunes. What a day....
Let's start this off with a basic
Who are you and what do you do for a living?
I am Don Lemmon, the #1 Nutritionist on most
search engines but also a writer and
sometimes superhero who stands in for Batman
when his tights get to be a bit much. I
haven't any super powers but Asia thinks I
look good in chaps.
chaps huh? Ick! Tell us about
some of your books?
are 5 books in the exercise and nutrition
series and eight novels, I really wouldn't
know where to begin. If you would like to be
more specific, I can get detailed... Yay?
No? Book 1 is about the diet and workout
program my celebrity clients use. Book 2
covers what my bodybuilding and fitness
clients follow. Book 3 is my and Asia's
diary from our year living in Hawaii. Book 4
is the advice given to personal trainers and
Book 5 is all recipes and menus. Each one is
300 pages long and no info is repeated
I personally hated the Atkins craze. What
did you think of it?
crock that was. The guy ran around having
heart attacks and people fell for that crap.
And the products? Lord, he preached you need
no more than 32 carbs a day but every single
product he produced had 32 carbs or more. I
was the first to point out the hidden
glycerine. A carb is a carb old man! If the
"net" carb propaganda they push is true,
then why are so many people bloated and fat
instead of fit and trim? Doh!
I like to think that I am in pretty good
shape. For diet, I try to limit my fat
intake, I eat a decent amount of lean
proteins, and I try to watch calories. Do
you think that is a healthy start for a good
not know, can you see your abs? If not, you
aren't balancing out properly. I know for a
fact that if I start to look a little off
kilter, I can boil it down to what I eat,
even if I think that food is healthy, it
might not be...
What do you think of protein bars?
Southbeach, Myoplex, and the Zone all make
some very tasty bars for active people.
Glorified candy. Read the ingredients.
There's the same stuff in regular junk food
found in health food now. Go figure, the
companies making health food are named
Hershey's and Nabisco.
How many calories do you take in every day,
and how much protein do you consume?
calories over 7 to 8 feedings and probably a
third of that is protein.
What legal "health foods" would you say that
people should stay away from?
Anything that is not 100% organic, GMO-free,
devoid of artificial sweeteners,
hydrogenated oils or anything else that
right off the bat sounds too good to be
true. It always is, mark my words.
Do you think the government should do more
to regulate nutritional supplements?
they done enough? Actually, yes, with all
the crap available today, someone needs to
put a stop to it all. I say there should be
new standards of quality but then again, if
that happens, I might not reign supreme any
longer. <insert evil laugh>
What supplements do you recommend? Where can
we get them?
www.secretstoaperfectbody.com for my stuff
but in reality, as I teach my clients,
supplements only help if you eat right and
exercise regularly. If you take a product
that speeds the metabolism but eat food that
slows it, who wins? You still look bad and
you blame the magic pill for failing.
Wow, that stuff is really overpriced.
How did you get into writing? When did you
been writing since high school but never
thought anything would come of it, and it
didn't, until I began releasing things
online in 1997. It kind of took off since
then. Selling 30,000 copies of a novel
doesn't sound like much but when you make
all the profits versus some publisher giving
you a quarter (as in 25 cents) a sale, it
adds up nicely. I have released a handful of
novels and will be releasing more shortly.
Being a one man show is time consuming.
Your wife Asia Carrera is a self proclaimed
computer guru. Does she help with your
she isn't making tasty creations in our
kitchen like pies and cookies from scratch,
she is pretty busy with her own site
(www.asiacarrera.com, heh-heh, had to plug
that). But yeah, she actually has given me a
number of tips that I hadn't previously
considered. She still says I put too much
text on my various sites, I should probably
work on that.
Pies, huh? that sounds healthy.
Anyway, don't you have a new addition to the
family? Would you like to introduce the
CatalinaLemmon.com is all the introduction
we need, laughs... She is the apple of our
eye, the light of our life and the
prettiest, smartest little girl I've ever
seen. Crawling, standing, learning sign
language, all so far ahead of her age group
that we are astounded, it's like watching a
miracle unfold on a daily basis. Proud Papa
I heard Jenna Jameson had some words for
your wife in her book. What did she say, and
what do you have to say as a response?
You know, I haven't
read her book but we did get a lot of emails
about how jealous Jenna is or was or
whatever regarding Asia. My opinion? From
what I know, Jenna's husband had a thing for
my wife, if you believed what Jenna said in
her book. Hell, that guy was asking Asia out
still while she and I were only dating, so
it is true, he had a thing for her. As for
anything else said, all I know is that I
married the hottest woman ever to work in
the adult industry. She doesn't need
airbrushing after a photo shoot, she doesn't
deny her past, she can deliver her lines
correctly, is a card carrying member of
Mensa, is the #1 player in the world at
Unreal Tournament... There is a lot to envy.
So I do not blame anyone at all for being