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Quote of the Month:
"I
gotta change the beef. Beef don't change itself."
LeRon D; Arby's
Cook
Free
Promotion
by Power K. Pusher
Are you
a hot babe? Do you want to promote your website? Do you
have a digital camera? Well then let's make a deal! Send
NinjaPimp a picture of you holding a fan sign and we'll do our best
to promote your website! How easy is that? Just
send us a fan picture and we'll hook you up!
E-mail NinjaPimp
Why We Hate
by
Jack Spurlock
Dr. Laura sued a California shop owner for calling her a liar, and
tried unsuccessfully to stop cybernauts who posted nude pictures of
her. She advocates censorship of the Internet and attacks the
American Library Association for "sexualizing our children."
On her radio show, Dr. Laura acts like the moral mafia,
but doesn't hold herself to the same standards. That's what we
hate Dr. Laura.
2006 Pimp
Pictures
Click Here
Lobsterman in 2008
We at NinjaPimp would like to say that we support "Lobsterman" Jeff Costa in his
bid for president in 2008. Way to go L-Man. Beat Hillary!
Raven Riley
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Its another new year and we at NinjaPimp have a great present for you;
Internet SuperModel Talia. Talia is a gorgeous Latina model who we
named Miss Classy Lady 2006! In this issue we also name the $nowman
the 2006 Pimp of the Year!
Ben Autobot, the Red Ninja, and
the NinjaPimp also select the five hottest babes in NinjaPimp history.
Among other things, we have an article about the NinjaPimp being cleared
of all charges. We also profile the Red Ninja himself.
The Pimpin' Quaker
Breakfast Master of AfroSquad
NinjaPimp's Miss Classy
Lady 2006
Internet Supermodel Talia
This is Talia, and here’s a little
insight into her life and history on the web. She's originally from
Chile but moved to Montreal, Canada when she was 12. She speaks
Spanish, French and English, some better then others.
Talia, it is great to have you here
doing an interview with www.ninjapimp.com. How are you doing tonight?
I’m doing great thanks, a bit wired from a cam show I did with one
of my girlfriends earlier:-)
Have you ever seen our site before? What do you think of NinjaPimp?
Of course how else would I have tracked you down to talk to me:-)
Well I have to admit that we are big fans of your site. Don't you have
more than 23,000 pictures online?
Such a sweet talker, I bet you say that to all the ladies:-) I’ve
lost count of the pictures and videos, after almost 6 years there has to
well over 23k pictures.
So didn't you document you entire pregnancy on your site?
Yup, both of them. I do one to three cam shows a week and in the
archives you can see my body change through the pregnancies. Luckily my
sex drive increased while I was pregnant, but it’s hard to reach down to
play with a big belly. lol.
How did the babies change the way you live your life?
I was made to be a mom and the changes are all welcomed ones.
Has being Latin been an advantage for your internet career? Several
NinjaPimp contributors are huge Latina fans.
I think so, I’m able to communicate with people in English, French
and Spanish. I speak mainly Spanish during my webcam shows and the guys
love it!
So, do you think you can send us a picture of you holding a sign that
says "NinjaPimp" on it?
Send cash or money order to... lol just kidding cutie, yes I’ll get
that done as soon as I fix my printer
So you are from Chile? What was it like living in Chile?
A lot warmer then Montreal that’s for sure lol. The part I miss most
about Chile is my family, I haven’t seen my parents since I left when I
was 12.
Now you live in Montreal. How do you enjoy Canada?
I love it here, even the snow! Canada is such a great place to live,
and I’m happy I can raise my children here. I’ve been given a much
better life here then I could have had in Chile.
Can you tell us a couple stories? First, will you tell us about your
most embarrassing moment?
Wow I’m a big klutz so I have a lot of embarrassing stories lol.
I’ve fallen down stairs with groceries and gotten covered in juice, oh
this was priceless, my ex girlfriend always tried to embarrass me, we
were at a public pool and the life guard was really cute so we went
there a lot during the summer of 1998, I fell asleep while tanning and
Stacy my g/f lowered my bikini top so just about my whole boob was
showing, then she went to the life guard and told him he better wake me
and let me know before others noticed. She thought it was hilarious, I
wasn’t so amused at the time.
Is there anyone in your life that
you have a secret crush on?
The AfroSquad whitey pimps!
What's something not many people know about you?
I was born a man, just kidding, that I'm a smart ass (but you can
tell that by now) and I love cooking and make a mean lasagna!
What are your measurements?
How big is your *#&#? Sorry, 36-26-34
Let me just say, it is HUGE! But enough about me, what can a fan
expect to see on your site?
A lot of naked people! lol. Seriously all my sexcapades dating
back to June 2000, me with men and women, a whole bunch of preggo
shoots, my live cam shows and 20 other sites that are included with
membership.
Do you have any questions for us?
How do I find the afro squad pimps?
Crazyman and $nowman can be seen
here.
If you have anything to e-mail them, send your messages to
pimp@ninjapimp.com Would
you like to say anything to your fans?
Yes, guys don’t be so shy come say hi during my next webcam show, it
will be a hot show with Seska!
Well you've given us a lot to post on the site. Thanks for your time. Is
there anything else you would like to say in closing?
First off thank you and keep up the great work! If anyone has any
fun lactation ideas they want to see or just want to say hello they
should
email me:-)
Thanks and congratulations on being Miss Classy Lady 2006!
$nowMan, 2006 Pimp of the Year
AfroSquad's Fine White Pimp
The $nowman was the overwhelming favorite for this
year's Pimp of the Year award. Not only did he jump aboard the NinjaPimp bandwagon and allow us to repost all the sweet AfroSquad
badness, but he whooped more a$$ than "Sea Bass." Upon hearing he won
the Pimp of the Year award, $nowman said this:
"Let me take a moment to
say, 'I likes the booties.' That's right...I may rattle off about other
things...web pages and James Brown and the like, but when it comes down
to it, is there anything more important than 'the booties'? I think not.
Stop reaching for the stars...they are really really far away, and made
of fire. Reach for a booty instead."
Well said Mr. $nowman.
Well said.
U.S. Military Clears A-Team of
Charges
WASHINGTON, DC—After more than 30 years spent hiding
in the Los Angeles underground as wanted criminals, the members of the
crack commando unit Alpha Team, commonly known as the A-Team, were
cleared of all charges brought against them by the U.S. military, an
army official announced Monday.
"In 1972, we arrested the members of the A-Team for a
crime they swore they didn't commit," Gen. Stephen Lupo said. "They
broke out of our maximum-security stockade, and from that moment forth,
I thought of nothing but their recapture. However, a recent audit of
their file has revealed that the arrest of the Alpha Force members was
made in error. The U.S. military deeply regrets the mistake."
According to Lupo, the A-Team members' exoneration
will occur before the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Armed Forces on Aug.
24.
Just hours after Lupo's announcement was made, Cpt.
H.M. "Howlin' Mad" Murdock, the A-Team's pilot, resurfaced to speak with
journalist Amy Allen, who often reported on the mercenaries' charitable
acts.
"For decades, we've been forced to live in the
shadows," Murdock said. "Somehow, we always found a way to help people
who had nowhere else to turn, but we operated under the constant threat
of recapture. Finally, the nightmare is over."
Added Murdock: "Owooohh, I'm a little doggie! Ow ow
owooohhhh!"
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NinjaPimp's Hottest Babes:
NinjaPimp's board of directors, Red Ninja, the NinjaPimp, and Ben
Autobot recently met to decide the top five hottest girls to grace
NinjaPimp. After six hours of fierce deliberation, this is what
they came up with.
 Kiki
"Cherish" Hoder was interviewed by NinjaPimp.com. She
is a professional dancer turned adult film star. Cherish just barely edged out her sister
Darion Michaels to become one of the
top five hottest girls to grace the pages of NinjaPimp!
 Starr
was Miss Internet World in 2001. She also agreed to a NinjaPimp
interview and is featured in
issue 6.
She's a former Miss Classy Lady, and she is one of the most gorgeous
babes we have ever seen. Congrats to Starr; you are
super hot!
 We
knew Christi Shake when she was just a teen, now she is a full fledged
Playboy Bunny. This gorgeous babe she was featured in an
exclusive NinjaPimp interview in
issue 18. There
was no doubt in the minds of our judges that she was one of the
hottest girls in page history.
 Christina
Lucci is one of three brunettes to break into the top five. This
big breasted blonde was featured in
issue 15. She's
famous for her hilarious t-shirts including "not everything is flat in
Florida" and "don't hate me because I am beautiful, hate me for my big
boobs."
Cami has been involved with this website for almost six years.
She is one of the most attractive and multi talented girls we have
ever met. We hope to do more and more with her in the future.
Please check her out in
issue 18.
Google Results: '00 to '06
by Brak the Pimp
Ever
wonder what brings people like you to NinjaPimp.com? Well
NinjaPimp tracks all sorts of statistics about the site. In
fact, we have information tracking back almost 6 years. Here are
a list of our top keyword searches.
"Pimp
Quotes," 20,000 Searches
"Cali and Cherish," 15,000 Searches
"Taylor Twins," 10,000 Searches
"Deanna Allen," 4,000 Searches
"Joya Monteiro," 3,100 Searches
"Corina Curves," 2,500 Searches
"Christi Shake," 2,300 Searches
"Kirstens-Room," 2,200 Searches
"Classy Babes," 2,100 Searches
"Nude Hoes," 2,000 Searches
Red Ninja
Profile
by Jim Bucko
Just like white tigers are very rare in the jungle, Red Ninja
are the most rare of all Ninja. They are also the most powerful.
The Red Ninja is a phenomenon first identified on my website, the
"Real Ninja Facts."
We at NinjaPimp are
proud to state that we have a Red Ninja on staff. Our Red Ninja
joins a cast of NinjaPimp's various superheroes such as Crazyman, $nowman,
the NinjaPimp, and even the notorious Red Mantis.
An Interview
with an Escort
by the Red Ninja
This month our very own
Red Ninja does an interview with Lisa, an escort from Alaska. As
a disclaimer, we at NinjaPimp in no way encourage the use of escorts,
actual prostitution, or drug use.
Red Ninja: Hi Lisa
Lisa the Escort: Hey
RN: How's it going
Lisa: It is going and
yourself
RN: Good
RN: Are you working today?
Lisa: Yes
RN: Do you just have one date
a night when you escort?
Lisa: I Sometimes have more.
It just depends.
RN: So how much does the
average escort charge for a night?
Lisa: For a all nighter would
probably be like $800
RN: That's pretty good money.
Lisa: Yes
RN: How many nights a week do
you work?
Lisa: Pretty much every
night. I usually don't work much on Sundays though.
RN: I guess that's the lord's
day
RN: How old are you
Lisa: I am 23
RN: Who makes the best
clients?
Lisa: I hate to say but older
guys do cause they aren't just after sex
RN: Does that mean that
younger guys make the worst clients?
Lisa: Ya
RN: Do you also make tips?
Lisa: Ya
RN: What are some of the
weirder client requests?
Lisa: I guess it might be to
sell my worn panties or something along those lines
RN: That doesn't sound TOO
weird. I would have expected worse
Lisa: That is the first thing
that came up, I guess
RN: Do you still remember
your first escort date?
Lisa: No, not really I was a
little drunk and high
RN: Do you work for an escort
service, or are you an independant worker?
Lisa: I guess it would be a
service cause I got a boss that sets everything up for me
RN: It sounds like you have
an interesting job. Are there any drawbacks?
Lisa: It is hard to have a
life outside of this because most nights are taken up
RN: Do you have a lot of
friends in the profession?
Lisa: I have a few
RN: How do they like the job
Lisa: Some like it some are
just doing it to pay the bills. It is the same as any other job
RN: Are you doing it to "pay
the bills?
Lisa: Now I am cause it is
good money
RN: Have you ever considered
stripping or doing movies?
Lisa: Well I have stripped
before
RN: How was that?
Lisa: Fine but they fired me
RN: Why?
Lisa: They found out I was
having sex with the guys that came there
RN: For pay or pleasure?
Lisa: Pay and pleasure
RN: That's a good way to make
money on the side. Have you ever considered making a website
Lisa: No
RN: Well you are always
welcome here at NinjaPimp.com. Thanks for the interview.
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