Quote of the Month:
"I'm especially looking forward
to meeting Karl Rove... Smart men like him are so sexy. I know that he's
against gay marriage, but I think I can convince him that a little
girl-on-girl action now and then isn't so bad!"
Mary Carey marycarey.com
Picture of the Month:
Special thanks go out
to model Pamela Kay. She sent us this hot little picture of her
holding a fan sign. Thanks babe! We love you too!
Submit your photos by
clicking here.
Video
of the Month The Daily Show: Watch Mary
Carey on the Daily Show as she is interviewed by Craig Colbert.
Ladies and
Gentlemen,
Can you believe it? We managed to pull off the pimping coup of the
year. We snagged political hopeful and adult superstar Mary Carey
for an exclusive interview. We also debut Pamela Kay with her
first online photos and interview!
This has to be one of the most fascinating
issues to date. Mary, who ran for Governor of California and
wrestles Carmen Electra, answers all sorts of questions. She tells
us about her love on NinjaPimp, her affair with Tom Green, and what she
thinks about afros. Pamela, by contrast, tells us about Kate
Winslet and she confesses her most embarrassing moment.
I know you can't wait to read this
bad mother, so enjoy and keep it real... real like the
Real Ninja Facts!
Mary Carey Live with NinjaPimp
NinjaPimp Exclusive Interview, by KrazyMan How
are you doing this afternoon Mary? I am doing great tonight.
Congrats on your strong finish in the California election. You
know we were pulling for you. What were the final numbers?
Well, I lost the election but I did come in 10th out of 132 candidates
and received 11,133 votes... or something like that.
I have seen you on TV talking about your natural breasts.
However, I am not completely sold that they are 100% natural. I
think you told Howard that they were real, but can you give NinjaPimp
the real scoop? My breast are great and I love them. They are
what ever you want them to be. You can feel them too if you want.
Wow, they feel great, and I think I know the answer to my question.
I am guessing I am not the first guy to hold them. Didn't you have
an affair with Tom Green? Tom Green was really cool when I was
a guest on his show and we hooked up. He's cool. I have also hooked up
with some other people but I can't name any names.
Anyone familiar with Howard Stern knows who you are. What has he
done for your career? What do you think about him?
What other celebrities have you worked with? I love
Howard Stern. He's been helpful in my career and good publicity. Bill
O'Reilly was awesome. My favorites are Alan Colmes and Keith
Olbermann though
So you have potential careers in modeling, adult entertainment, radio,
and politics. Where do you see yourself in ten years? In
10 years I want to be settled down and married with kids. I want to live
in Florida or Arizona.
I always ask the girls this question. Besides the Red Ninja, who
do you prefer to work with? I love working with Donnie D. who
is a new guy, and Ben English. I also love Brooke Haven. I
work with Donnie and Brooke in my first movie under my legend deal
called "Inside Mary Carey".
Well I am sure I'd love to work with Brooke too. She is
absolutely gorgeous. She was great in "Surrender that Booty."
By contrast though, who don't you like to work with? I haven't
worked with anyone I don't like since I pick everyone I work with.
So, can you tell us a little about your site? Don't you work on
it yourself? My website is www.marycarey.com It has just been
redone and it is awesome. First website that I'm really proud of.
Everyone needs to check it out.
What projects are you working on right now? Are you still doing
video? I know you have a series of wrestling events with Carmen
Electra. What else are you doing? I am working on stuff
for my website and for legend video, the company I just signed a
two-year contract with. It is pretty cool that you are familiar with NinjaPimp. Is there
anything you would like to say about it? I love ninjapimp.com.
Great website.
What makes you such a vocal fan of NinjaPimp? I love afros. Ben
Wallace is one of my favorite basketball players because of his
afro. Fear the fro.
Do you prefer working with guys or girls? Because if you prefer
dudes, we can let you borrow the $nowman, but if you prefer the ladies
we can hook you up with the Potter Twins. I love both. I like
working with girls better, but I like real life with guys.
Is there anything you would like to say to the fans of NinjaPImp?
I love and appreciate all my fans and thank them for all their support.
2006, the year of Mary Carey.
Thank you Mary, you are one of our biggest star interviews to date.
You are a great person, and we look forward to working with you in the
future.
Mary Carey, A Gorgeous Addition to NinjaPimp
Mary Carey's
Political Position by Ben Autobot
Mary Carey is a foxy adult
entertainment diva who ran for office under a ten point platform.
As an independent, she ran for Lt Governor of California.
Her ten point platform promised:
1) Legalize same-sex marriage
2) Tax breast implants
3) Make lap-dances tax deductible
4) Wire the California Governor's Mansion with live web-cams
5) Create a "Porn for Pistols" program to reduce the number of
handguns
6) Be a goodwill ambassador to attract business to the state
7) Make those drawing unemployment insurance do jury duty for
their pay
8) Fight the attacks on the porn industry by John Ashcroft and the
U.S. Department of Justice
9) Allow bars to stay open until 4:00 A.M.
10) Address the AIDS epidemic
NinjaPimp Exclusive Interview: Pamela Kay, Professional Model Good
morning Pamela, how are you doing today?
Nice to be here with you and your fans. I?m honored.
Let me get right down to business... can you tell the audience what you
are wearing right now? Light pink tube top and grey sweatpants
Well you are undoubtedly attractive, but I am unfamiliar with your
work. Are you new to the internet? Completely new! J
I?ve been doing commercial and print modeling, TV hosting and a little
movie work, but hope to get my website up and running very soon.
The url will be
www.pamelakay.net
and it?s under construction. I?d love to invite everyone to check it
out in the near future. Initially, it will be a free site. In the
meantime, if someone is interested in my work, they can contact my agent
at 601-898-9221or www.swagency.net.
Like many models,
you contacted us about doing an interview. Where did you first
hear about
www.ninjapimp.com? I came across your site by accident and found it creative, witty and
fun!
That's interesting. Most people think we are weird and
uncreative... Anyway, besides looking good in a bikini, what are
some of your hobbies? I love animals: playing with my three cats and white German Shepard
and love horseback riding, too. I?m an amateur photographer, but I
still shoot old school 35 mill. I love to shop at garage sales and
second hand stores. I?m also really into holistic nutrition and
working out. Probably not the sexy answers you were looking for?
What style modeling will you do, and what style modeling won't you do?
I?m pretty comfortable with anything done in a tasteful and classy
way. A little mystery and something left to the imagination is
very sexy?Ludacris sings about, ?being a lady in the street and a freak
in the sheets??for me some things are best kept in private.
What are some of your important stats? How tall are you, what are
your measurements?
I?m a natural blonde with highlights and green eyes, 5?6? and my
measurement are 34D-25-36 and for the guys with foot fetishes, I wear a
7, and almost always wear 3? heels or higher.
Who are your role models?
It depends, physically, I love Carmen Electra?s body type and Divini Rae.
Curvy girls are sexy and hot and I?m proud that JLo and Beyonce have
brought positive attention to all of us curvy girls. I?m a huge
fan of Sean Connery, Chevy Chase and Goldie Hawn. Sean is an
absolutely amazing actor and still the sexiest man on earth. Chevy
and Goldie are incredibly funny and I admire people who don?t take
themselves too seriously. I?m also a huge fan of LL Cool J.
He?s too sexy and talented. I really admire Les Brown, too.
He?s a motivational speaker and he said, ?Someone else?s opinion of you,
does not have to become your reality?. Great quote to think about.
So do you have a professional photographer that you regularly
work with?
Carlton Mickle is the best- www.carltonmickle.com. My career in New
Orleans took off after he photographed me. He is a perfectionist,
really creative and fun. He is now in Dallas.
Do you mind if we move to some more fun questions? Here at NinjaPimp, we celebrate celebrity pimps.
In fact, we have tons of pimp photos, and we declare an annual Pimp of
the Year. Who do you think should be next year's
Pimp of the Year?
Absolutely, Pink Panther Pimp, just because he?s really cool. I
actually have all the old Peter Sellers Pink Panther movies!
We've interviewed tons of people. Playboy models, world record
holders, world famous professional wrestlers... but you seem to be a
relative newcomer. Can you tell us a few fun facts about yourself?
I?m kind of silly, like to laugh and try to always put a positive spin on
things. I?m attracted to a man that has a great personality, isn?t
arrogant and can make me laugh. Age doesn?t matter?of course, over
18. I love to take naps and the only networks I watch are VH1 and E?I?m
addicted to all that celebrity gossip?sad to say. I (also) photo
doubled for Kate Winslet on All the King?s Men and couldn?t fit in her
shoes. She wears an 11! Lastly, if you met me in person, I?m
actually pretty conservative, but modeling let?s me explore a different
side of myself.
What's the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?
Hopefully it has to do with being topless or accidentally flashing
somebody. Sorry, no nudity here. The most embarrassing time was in the 8th
grade. I was laughing and accidentally let one rip and was
horrified. I blamed it on the poor guy in front of me and he
denied it. The next thing we knew, the class clown yelled across
the room that the guy in front of me had done it. Poor thing, he
looked so confused with everyone laughing at him. I really think
he ended up thinking he had done it. Whew! That was a close one!:)
Is there anyone you have a secret crush on? David Hasselhoff, Sean Connery and LL Cool J are all pretty hot in
their own ways.
David Hasselhoff, huh? I
always wondered who liked him. Well, thanks for your time.
You are, and have been, wonderful. Keep up the great interviews and thanks for having me. It was a
pleasure to be here.
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