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Pimp of the Year
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"My ho was so ugly, I have to feed her with a slingshot."
Llavar Thompson, Roseville, MI
"GTA IV - AFROSQUAD"
"Balls Deep Wieners"
"Deez Nutz Crunch"
"Save the Cougar"
Check out this interview with Cali Marie and Cherish. It was
originally produced by the Afro-Squad. Then it was translated and
put on another website!
Why Are We
by the Red Ninja
We seem to hear this question a lot.
What is Afro-Squad Online? Well it is simple. We are an
online men's magazine. We provide cool interviews and creative
articles. We have a handful of regular contributors, and we do our
best to entertain our regular fans.
Can you believe
that we have three amazing interviews this issue? First we
have the sexy Thai teen Tussinee. She's a cute girl who
happened upon the internet, and now her hot body is putting bread on
the table in Thailand. Next we interviewed Maxi Mounds.
This top heavy goddess holds the Guinness world record for the
largest breasts of any non-obese woman. Finally, we
interviewed Missy Taylor. Missy is a gorgeous young lady who
works for Phil Flash. She and her twin sister are internet
models, and she tells us a little bit about her MySpace page.
"Cold" Dick Feeder
National Pimp Association
by Ben Autobot
Maxi holds the world record
for having the largest breasts.
Maxi, how are you doing tonight?
I'm fine, just recovering from a Christmas cold I brought home
So are you familiar with Afro-Squad online? What do you think
of the site?
I like it, i just haven't had time to read everything yet. :-)
I heard that you have he largest breasts in the world. Does that
bring you a lot of attention?
Sometimes more than I'd like, especially when I'm out in public.
Is there ever a time where you don't enjoy your wonderful toys?
Yes, whenever I think I might like to sleep on my tummy for a
recently interviewed Maxi from Abelena.com. According to
the webmaster, she has the largest natural breasts on the net. What
would you think about doing a photo shoot with her?
I love doing photo shoots with large breasted women. I love big
Have the implants caused results that you didn't expect? How
have your nipples changed with the implants?
When I first got them nobody knew how big they would grow. Can
you say "holy shit"? ;-)
Are you married or dating anyone?
I always have a boyfriend and a girlfriend in the wings
somewhere. I like variety.
Do you have a large fan base on the net? If so, what would
you like to say to them?
I have lots of fans on the net that write to me all the time. Hi
recently interviewed Kayla Kleevage. She was very upset at
Wikopedia for posting her personal info. What do you think of
sites that publish personal data about porn stars?
I don't think people take into consideration just how many
stalkers there are out there. Publishing anyone's personal info is
just wrong and potentially dangerous.
Where are the coolest places that you have performed?
Athens Greece and Ibiza Spain rank right up there. I had a good
time getting lost in Munich once too. (haha)
A lot of people see you as a sex symbol. Who do you look at
and view as sex symbols?
What are your goals and ambitions for 2006?
I've got a few things planned but for right now just to be happy
and healthy and keep touring and meeting my fans.
Who are your favorite performers to work with?
Kayla Kleevage (she's my sweetie)
Who won't you work with and why?
I don't do mainstream girl/guy movies.
Do you have any questions for us at Afro-Squad?
Yeah, how big is your ----? Sorry, I couldn't resist. I saw that
on an interview on your site. :-)
What, if anything, don't you like about our site?
It'll take all my free time to check everything out!
Well it has been great interviewing you. Thanks for your
My pleasure sweetie, any time.
Missy Taylor Interview
by Jack Squad
even hotter when she's solo.
Missy how are you doing tonight?
Great! Thanks! :)
Can you tell us a little bit about your MySpace website?
Well, my myspace of course, is very "me" I'm into rock and heavy
metal, and just about everything else too. But mainly the
rock! and my background is always something with skulls, cuz I love
em'! My top 8 is made up of people who are all actual friends of
mine :) p.s. add me!
We interviewed you and your sis' for
Afro-Squad a while back and we've already
had over 10,000 people who found our site by searching google for
the term "Taylor Twins." What is it like to be that popular?
Really?? Ok, I had no idea that I was that popular! I feel special.
I've recently seen some blonde pics of you in a wig. They look
great. Have you ever considered going blonde for real?
I have thought about going blonde...but I'm scared to actually do it
again. I was at one point in time, but it fried my hair! I'm a
natural brunette. and the Idea behind the wig pics, was that I was
being a "stereo type" lol so I had the big blonde wig, and a very
padded bra :)
I noticed in those pics that you look a little top heavy.
What are your thoughts on breast implants?
I am not against implants. I mean I think it's a girls decision
and only her business. Hey, whatever makes you happy.
I also read that your orientation is bi. Is that just something
you say to turn the guys on? (Because it works for the guys at
I absolutely am bi. People are always saying that women
are the fairer sex, well I happen to agree, mostly.
Have you ever been with another girl?
A few :)
Indulge our fantasies here for a moment. Have you and your
sister ever fooled around with the same guy at the same time?
How sexual are your photo shoots with your sister? Are they more
playful and fun, or do they turn you on like they turn your viewers
They're fun for us, but I know they turn people on, for sure!
Everyone has a few turn-ons. Some people like feet, some like big
boobs, and others like dirty talk. What interests Missy?
I'm into light bondage, i.e. restraints, and playful spanking
here and there. and I can't deny that I looove pornos! Mostly girl
on girl porn, but occasionally I'm in the mood for some on screen
heterosexualism, ya know?
Something else cool that I read about you is that you like
Napoleon Dynamite. What are your favorite quotes?
Hmm...well, napoleon dynamite is on my list of top 10 movies
probably. I'm no expert on the movie, but I like: "what are you
gonna do today napoleon?" "Whatever I feel like I wanna do! GOSH!"
Can you tell me a little bit about your interest in pitbulls?
My buddy has a pitbull and it is the friendliest dog ever.
Oh man, I could write a novel!!! I own two pitbulls, and they
are the sweetest, kindest dogs ever! Seriously! I hate how they have
such a bad reputation. I want the reader to check out my myspace
blog entitled "Pitbull haters/lovers MUST VIEW!" It's really
important to me guys! so DO IT! And seriously check out ALL the
links and info in it! you can find it on my myspace, myspace.com/missy_taylor
Who is one of your favorite MySpace friends?
I have to pick 2 here, my friend Tasha (she's def. one of my best
friends in real life) we have so much fun together! and I love her!
Plus she's a hottie! and of course Tony, he's my all time best
friend, and always there for me.
Is there anything you would like to say to the fans of
Hey guys!! Thanks for reading my interview! hehe I hope you've
learned a thing or two about me, and that you take the time to check
out my MySpace! I also hope you are enjoying my site as much as I am
enjoying doing it! Don't forget to check out even more of me there
Previous Issue -
Exclusive NinjaPimp Interview
Thailand's Sexiest 18 Year Old
Good morning Tussinee,
how are you doing today?
I am fine and you?
Pretty good, but I'd be better if you tell the audience what you are
wearing right now?
It is now morning in Thailand so
I am wearing my panties and long shirt for sleep.
Well you are undoubtedly attractive, but I am unfamiliar with your
work. Are you new to the internet?
Yes, I am only 18 years old and just make new
photos for my website.
You are based in Thailand, right? How did you get involved in
Yes, I live in Bangkok with my family. A Thai man asked my
family if I wanted to
make money shooting photos (on the) internet so I can have money for
That sounds a little
creepy. In America, there is a feeling that young Thai girls
are being exploited for sex. What do you think about
Many ladies go work at bars and
send money home... Thai people have no good work!
That's a good point. Anyway, do you like
What do you think of the site?
I no understand pimp too much because Thai style not same as Farang
your site looks nice.
So, besides looking good in a bikini, what are some of your hobbies?
I like to go dancing and shopping. I'm
happy to stay with (my) mama and take care family too.
What style modeling will you do, and what style modeling won't you
I make sexy video now inside my website. I really shy so I
only make sexy, but no sex.
What are some of your important stats? How tall are you, what
are your measurements?
148cm and 40 kilos
Who are your role models?
Thailand King and Queen
So do you have a professional photographer that you regularly work
If so, who is he or she?
I have one man and lady take me outside Bangkok and make many photo
with me. At first I was shy, but now I have good time.
Do you mind if we move to some more fun questions?
Here at NinjaPimp, we celebrate celebrity pimps. In fact, we
have tons of pimp photos, and we declare an annual Pimp of the Year.
Who do you think should be next year's Pimp of the Year?
Sorry I don't know many people from there. Man from McDonalds
Ah yes, Ronald McPimpin'. He's the best. We've
interviewed tons of people. Playboy models, world record
holders, world famous professional wrestlers... but you seem to be a
relative newcomer. Can you tell us a few fun facts about
My mama was lady make beauty contest and she win she young girl.
What's the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?
I lose my dress in electric door at shopping and all people can see
Is there anyone you have a secret crush on?
Do you have any questions for us at NinjaPimp?
Have you ever see Thailand?
No, I haven't been there... but
I would love to visit. Maybe we could meet up and do a photo
shoot there sometime. Well it was great to have you.
Ron Jeremy's Favorite Movies
by Ron Jeremy
Here are the five best movies
of all time that I DON'T star in:
The Godfather Trilogy: To me they count as
one fantastic movie.
The Manchurian Candidate: Director John
Frankenheimer is a friend of mine and perhaps one of the
greatest director's ever.
Birdman of Alcatraz: Again, another John
Frankenheimer movie. What can I say? I really like his work.
Quest for Fire: What makes this movie so
great is that none of the actors ever speak in the film and it's
over two hours long. That requires real acting and talent and I
admire that. I have had the pleasure of meeting one of the
actors from the film, Ron Pearlman, and we did a movie together
called Mr. Stitch. That was a real pleasure for me.
The Rope By Alfred Hitchcock - this list
is too short, but I had to work in a Hitchcock film and this one
is my favorite. The whole film was shot in less than 10 takes.