Page of the Month:
by
Giant Ninja Do you miss having breakfast with the King?
Well at least you can still view him and all his videos at MySpace.
Check out his MySpace page by clicking the picture above.
Belladonna's Blog: by Belladonna What I've
been up to...
So,
I just got back from dancing in NY and it was my favorite trip so
far, because I have a great girlfriend who lives in NY, and I got to
spend a lot of time with her. I also met a lot of great fans /
friends at the show who I talk to a lot on here and on my messages forum.
I think I made quite a few new fans as well, which is always a good
thing.
On Monday I shot with Tony T, which was a first time for me. I
would have to say he is now in the top 5 of my favorite male
performers. He's very aggressive and great at taking control of the
scene, which I really love. I didn't even have a second to breath or
think straight; I just literally got pounded in the #^#% for an hour
straight. It was amazing! I got #^#%@$ so hard that my #&#^ looked
like it was #&#&#-#*# when I was done! Don't worry, it went
back to normal when I got home :)
Yesterday, I shot with Kurt Lockwood, who I hadn't shot with in over
3 years, needless to say, he is very different now. Very open to new
$&$^@# highs. I #&#^ his #&# and #&#^#% it and we #*#^**#) his #*#!
It was perfect! I can't wait for everyone to watch this movie when
it comes out..
#*#* &^&%#
is what I am!
I will be dancing in Philly in June @ club Oasis, so this is your
ADVANCED notice so you have no excuse to not come see me! I
don't want to hear anymore bulls#it stories from anyone saying "I
can't believe I missed you at [enter club name here]" No excuses
b!tches!
Cartoon of the Month Hair Bear Bunch:
They all lived in Cave Block 9 of the Wonderland Zoo. The Bears,
although freedom-loving are also quite content living in the zoo
where food is free and surroundings lavish. Once Peevly and
Botch are able to show proof of escape to the authorities, it's
back to the North Woods for the bears. But the bears are far too
clever to be caught, despite constant sneaky schemes and traps
set for the trio.
Classic Rooster Humor
Gary is a genius? He has a web site
dedicated to his "cock." It is not that you are thinking... he just loves
his plastic rooster lawn ornament. This thing is the hit of parties, and
it is photographed all over the world at exciting events. Click the cock
above if you would like to check out his site. It is one of our favorites!
Not since the Junkyard dog invented the "Thump" have so
many women shaken their junk in one month. We have an exclusive
interview with the fine a$$ed Myla Leigh Chenoa. SuperPimp also
tells us which former NBA superstars are SuperFly enough to be pimps.
In one of the most enlightening interviews that
we've done in a long time, Savannah-esque Amy tells what it was like to
be a stripper in Michigan. We also interview a rock goddess
named Susie. Susie's chesty charms rival last month's
Maxi Mounds.
We also got Belladonnas official permission to post her
comments on our site. Too bad we had to edit out all of the bad
words, because she had some amazing things to say.
Exclusive NinjaPimp Interview
Myla Leigh Chenoa,
Model
Myla, how are you doing today? I'm doing good
thanks, how are you doing today?
I'm doing well. I'm excited to learn more about you. First off, what
are you wearing?
Pajamas
Do you have any nicknames or anything? Your long name seems suited for a
nickname?
Well my first name is Myla, so people usually just call that. :) I just
go by the full name for work.
How did you get into modeling? NinjaPimp's Crazyman once got some glamour shots
done, but nobody was interested in buying them.
I was 14 and my mothers friend who was an actress "discovered" me. I was
signed the next week.
How can people learn more about you? Don't you have a MySpace page? Can you tell
us about your primary website?
Yes, my
MySpace page
has my blog, and my professional website with some of my modeling photos, my
acting reel, and a fan forum is
http://www.MylaLeighChenoa.com
So what do you do for fun?
I love to go clubbing, hanging out with friends and I'm just really
spontaneous which means I love doing crazy and dumb stuff. So if it's buying
blocks of ice in the middle of winter, sneaking onto a golf course and riding
the ice down the hill, that's what's going down for the evening. Yes, I've
actually done that.
What are your favorite reality shows?
Well Flavor of Love has been pretty crazy. Celebrity Fit Club is always
amusing and gotta give props to Surreal Life. I also love Survivor.
What's the most adult modeling you have ever done?
I'm ashamed to say that I tested for Playboy. I'm glad I didn't end up
in the magazine.
We've seen a rash of celebrity adult videos. What do you think of all of these
celebrity movies?
I don't know what you mean. Are you talking about their home sex tapes
that are being released?
Who are your favorite MySpace friends?
The polite and respectful ones:)
What do you love about modeling?
I love creating beautiful images
What do you hate about modeling?
The demanding schedule
What is your most embarrassing moment?
I'll keep that to myself;)
What do you think of all of these child models on the net? Should somebody shut
them down?
Absolutely! I was a child model and I was with an agency who watched out
for me. I can't imagine being a kid and running into who knows what. Just look
at how many kids have disappeared. It's sickening!
I agree. Do you have a nemesis? If so, who is it?
Adrianna Lima,
haha
That's interesting.
The Red Ninja
said that he hates her too. He has agreed to kick her in the face. Anyway,
what is one of your pet peeves?
Liars and people who are mean to others.
They're equal in the top pet peeve department.
You look like a professional model. What do you think of these girls with
webcams who call themselves models?
They're webcam girls. If they want to refer to themselves as models,
then I think they should always include webcam in front of it. Most models
distinguish themselves; fashion model, promotional model, etc. They're no
different, they should say webcam model.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
I don't know. I don't really plan ahead.
I hear ya'. So do you love AfroSquad and
NinjaPimp?
Absolutely ;)
Anyway, it was great having you.
Thank you so much for having me!
I'd love to have you
again.
Susie, Rock Goddess and Groupie Interview by Papa Pimp
How are you doing today?
Better than ever!
So can you tell the readers of
NinjaPimp Online what your basic information is? We'd love to know
your name, age, height, location, and stuff like that.
Name: Susie Wells
Age: 35
Height: 5ft 6ins
Location: Down Under in Australia
Bust: 38dd
So you are a Rock Goddess, what is
your connection to Rock and Roll?
I have been into rock all my life... from
influences from my older brother who was a drummer in his 20s... It
all advanced from there starting with me being taught singing at the
age of 16 to meeting bands, getting contacts, and now doing promotions
via freelance photography and reviews.
What bands have you worked with, hung
out with, or jammed with?
KISS, WHITESNAKE, LITA FORD, Y&T,
ANTHRAX, NIKKI SIXX and many more.
Have you ever been a groupie? If so
tell us about some of your exploits. Feel free to include names and
measurements of the members.
Ummm ......I don't kiss and
tell... (wink)
So who is your favorite band?
The 69 eyes
How did you get involved in rock and
roll?
As I mentioned in the above... It been
part of my life since my preteens.
Can you tell us a little about your
feelings towards animal rights?
Animals are special to me they are not
judgmental of skin color ...weight or appearance...they are very loyal
and deserve to be treated with respect. I support PETA...GREENPEACE...WSPCA
and many more! I have been in street protest and TV regarding Animal
Issues...My stance on this issue Is no cruelty to animals. I
will not support bands who enforce any mistreatment of animals like
throwing pigs heads to audiences as part of the show... which I
believe some have been done.
So have you ever done any modeling?
It seems apparent that you have the curves to get guys interested in
your pictures.
Not paid modeling, but I have been in
magazines.
What are your measurements? Are they
real?
My Bust Is 38DD they are natural...
Will you share a good rock and
roll party story with us? Hopefully it will involve a lot of naked
women.
A party I attended with Kiss. It
was with Penthouse Pets and sex was going on in several rooms. I
was in the ladies room applying lipstick and noticed Mr. Simmons at
the doorway...I've ridden in a limousine with Ace Frehley... thats all
I'm telling...
So do you play guitar?
Very amatuerly
What would you like to say to the fans
of NinjaPimp Online?
Don't stop rockin' as you are never too
old...
Do you have any questions for the boyz
at NinjaPimp?
Some people were meant to be
pimps. So I (SuperPimp) am going to profile five NBA playas who were
intended by the great pimp in the Sky (Goldie) to be pimps.
Manute
Bol: This bad cat
stands seven foot seven inches. Hailing from Sudan, Manute Bol was one of
the most unique players in the league. With over 2,000 career blocks, this
is one pimp who could slap your momma from a mile away.
Spud
Webb: Spud Webb was one
of the NBA's most adored guards. Standing five foot seven, he dazzled fans
with his mad skills. Every good pimp knows that if you are short you
gotta have mad skillz to dazzle the ladies.
Craig
Hodges: This Chicago
Bull was one of the most magnificent three point shooters in NBA history.
Just like any good pimp, he could score from anywhere on the floor.
Dennis
Rodman: Nicknamed the
Worm, this dude shagged almost 12,000 rebounds and one Carmen Electra.
Although cross dressing doesn't always befit a pimp, Rodman's "Wild Thang"
haircut makes all the hoes respect his authority.
Kenny
Walker: The "Sky"
walker himself was best known for his performance at the 1989 NBA Slam Dunk
Contest. Not only did Kenny Walker have "mad ups," but he dug gold chains
more than Mr. T. He also had a haircut that would make Vanilla Ice
jealous. That's why Kenny would have made a great pimp.
NinjaPimp
Interview: Amy
Detroit Stripper & NinjaPimp Fan
by the NinjaPimp
Amy, how are you
doing today?
WELL I'M NOT
FEELING TOO HOT. I THINK I'M COMING DOWN WITH A COLD... BUT I'LL LIVE
So can you give
NinjaPimp a quick background on yourself. Weren't you a stripper?
How long did you do that and in what area?
I STARTED DANCING WHEN I WAS 20 AT PLAYERS IN DETROIT. A COUPLE OF
GUYS WHO USED TO SCOUT FOR PLAYERS WOULD HANG OUT AT THE LOCAL ROCK
CLUBS AND KEPT ASKING ME TO DO THE AMATEUR CONTEST... I WORKED ON AND
OFF FOR 6 YEARS... THE FIRST NIGHT I WOULDN'T EVEN TAKE MY TOP OFF I
WAS SO SHY AND SELF-CONSCIOUS.
What were the
guys like at the clubs?
MOST WERE PRETTY NICE. A LOT OF THE CUSTOMERS ARE LONELY AND MARRIED
MEN. THEIR WIVES IGNORE THEM, AND THEY JUST WANT SOMEONE TO GIVE THEM
ATTENTION. OF COURSE YOU DO COME ACROSS THE COUPLES LOOKING FOR AN
ADDITION TO THE BEDROOM FOR THE NIGHT OR THE OCCASIONAL FREAK.
Did you have
regular customers? What were they like?
MOST GIRLS DO OBTAIN A CLIENTELE. I HAD A FEW. I FELT MORE COMFORTABLE
WITH THE OLDER MEN RATHER THAN THE GUYS THAT WERE MY OWN AGE. THEY
JUST WANTED TO PARTY AND HANG. THE OLDER GUYS SPENT THE CASH AND
BOUGHT THE DRINKS.
Did you ever
have any weird requests? You know, like guys who wanted more than a
dance.
I HAD BEEN PROPOSITIONED ALL THE TIME. IT HAPPENS. THE WAY I FIGURED
IT IS IF I'M GOING TO TURN INTO A WHORE I'M GOING TO BE AN EXPENSIVE
ONE. IF A GUY ASKED FOR "PRIVATE SHOWS," I'D TELL HIM WHATEVER THE
BALANCE WAS ON MY CREDIT CARD... USUALLY LIKE $5,000. LIKE I SAID IF I
WAS GOING TO DO THAT, I WAS GOING TO BE PAID GENEROUSLY.
I DID GET A
REQUEST TO KICK A DUDE IN THE NUTS ONCE. I WAS LIKE "WHAT?" SO I JUST
KIND OF TAPPED THEM WITH THE TOE OF MY SHOE. I SWEAR TO GOD HE GRABBED
MY LEG AND NAILED HIMSELF SO HARD IN THE PILLS WITH MY FOOT IT HURT. I
GUESS PEOPLE GET OFF ON DIFFERENT THINGS.
Are there a lot
of drugs behind the scenes?
WELL, WHEN I WAS IN THE BUSINESS (I QUIT MAY 2000) COCAINE WAS THE BIG
THING. X WAS JUST COMING OUT, BUT I WASN'T INTO IT. LOTS OF POT,
COCAINE AND ALCOHOL. THE DEALER I HAD WOULD GO FROM BAR TO BAR TO BAR
TO SUPPLY HIS STRIPPER CLIENTELE.
What about cat
fights? I spoke with Teri Weigel and Jenna Jameson, and they have had
their share. Do girls commonly fight within the business?
ANY CAT FIGHTING IS JUST BECAUSE OF THE COMPETITION THING. I
WORKED IN ONE PLACE IN DETROIT AND A FRIEND WHO ALREADY WORKED THERE
HAD TO HAVE A MEETING WITH THE OTHER GIRLS THERE. THEY WANTED TO BEAT
ME UP BECAUSE I WAS NEW. THEY DIDN'T WANT ME TAKING MONEY FROM THEIR
CUSTOMERS. I WORKED THERE MAYBE A MONTH. TOO MUCH DRAMA.
If a guy goes
into a strip club, what can he do to get a girl to sit down with him
and hang out?
PUT A $100 BILL ON THE TABLE
When
it comes to etiquette, what should a guy do in a club, and what shouldn't he
do?
KEEP HIS HANDS TO HIMSELF. I'VE BEEN MANHANDLED AND IT'S A TOTAL TURNOFF...
IT'S ALL BASED ON THE GIRL'S DISCRETION. I KNEW SOME GIRLS THAT WERE HOES AND
OTHERS THAT WERE PRUDES. I ALWAYS LIKED WHEN A GUY ASKED RATHER THAN ACTED.
What
do dancers think about women coming and watching the shows?
I NEVER MINDED IT. I WENT TO HANG OUT AT THE CLUBS WHEN I WASN'T WORKING. AS
LONG AS THEY'RE THERE FOR THE SHOW AND NOT TO TRY AND SOLICIT THE CUSTOMERS. A
LOT OF BARS REQUIRE A MALE ESCORT IN ORDER TO AVOID SOLICITING
Have
you ever had any bad bosses? Do you have any stories you would like to share
about them?
I'VE HAD TRASHY BOSSES. THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT THE GIRLS JUST THE MONEY. THEY
MANHANDLE BECAUSE AFTER ALL, EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE MAKING MONEY ON YOU, YOU
STILL ARE JUST A PIECE OF SHIT STRIPPER TO THEM. SOME WOULD EVEN CONDONE
PROSTITUTION. THE GOOD BOSSES WOULD CREDIT YOU DRINKS AND TREAT YOU DECENT.
Did
you ever hear about girls turning tricks after they got off work? We
interviewed a couple girls who have done that.
IT WAS PRETTY EASY TO FIGURE OUT. IF A GIRL GETS INTO A CAR WITH A CUSTOMER
WHO SPENT MONEY ON HER. YOU PRETTY MUCH KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
What
were your touching rules when you danced? Does every girl or club have
different rules?
DETROIT RULES BASICALLY WERE THAT YOU HAD TO BE OUTSIDE THE GUYS KNEES. DURING
THE ELECTION TIMES IS PRETTY MUCH WHEN THEY CRACK DOWN.
What
is the biggest tip that you ever received?
$1500 FROM A GUY. I KNEW HIM FOR YEARS AND WAS IN A CRUNCH FOR MONEY FOR
BILLS. HE WAS VERY GRACIOUS AND TREATED ME REALLY WELL
What
do you consider a bad tip?
CHANGE BEING DROPPED IN YOUR G STRING. THE SAME $1500 CUSTOMER DID IT AS A
JOKE AND I WAS SO PISSED OFF. I GRABBED HIS CHANGE AND THREW AT HIM. ALL YOU
COULD HEAR WAS IT PINGING OFF THE LIQUOR BOTTLES BEHIND HIM.
Does
a good tipper get better entertainment that a poor tipper?
OF COURSE. WE'RE THERE TO MAKE MONEY. THE HAPPIER WE ARE THE HAPPIER YOU'LL BE
WHEN YOU LEAVE.
What
did you like about the job?
IT TAUGHT ME A LOT ABOUT PEOPLE. I GREW UP A WHITE SUBURBAN GIRL AND THOUGHT I
KNEW A LOT ABOUT PEOPLE BUT BEING IN THAT ENVIRONMENT, YOU LEARN A LOT ABOUT
DIFFERENT TYPES OF PEOPLE AND HOW TO HANDLE DIFFERENT SITUATIONS. THE MONEY
WAS GOOD TOO!!
What
did you dislike about the job?
THE SNOBBINESS OF THE GIRLS AND HOW SOME OF THE MANAGEMENT TREATS YOU. AFTER
ALL YOU'RE THERE TO MAKE THEM MONEY AS WELL AND THEY TREAT YOU LIKE DIRT. YOU
ACTUALLY HAD TO PAY THE BAR TO WORK THERE AND THEY TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT!!!!
UNBELIEVABLE
Can you tell us about your Savannah MySpace page?
I DELETED IT. I WAS GETTING SO MUCH SPAM IT WAS DRIVING ME CRAZY. MY OWN
MYSPACE PAGE
THOUGH HAS A TON OF SAVANNAH ON IT THOUGH AS WELL. I HAVE A TON OF
P0RNSTARS IN MY FRIENDS LIST AND NOBODY HAD A SAVANNAH PAGE. EVEN THOUGH THE
GIRL IS GONE DOESN'T MEAN SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE HER OWN PAGE.
What
do you like about Savannah?
SHE DID WHAT SHE WANTED WHEN SHE WANTED AND EVERYBODY THOUGHT SHE WAS A B!TCH
BECAUSE OF IT. SHE WAS THE TOP P0RNSTAR OF HER TIME AND PEOPLE WERE USED HER
FOR A DIME AND THEN WHEN SHE HAD HER PROBLEMS, PEOPLE AND THE INDUSTRY
ABANDONED HER.
What
was your favorite movie of hers?
FAVORITE? OH GOD...I HAVE MAYBE 20 MOVIES AND SHE DID OVER 100. I LIKE
STARBANGERS. IT WAS ONE OF HER LAST FILMS. THERE ARE SCENES IN THE
BEGINNING AND END OF HER IN REAL LIFE. WHEN SHE ACTUALLY PULLS UP TO THE SET
IN HER 'VETTE AND DISCUSSES WARDROBE AND COSTARS. IT'S HER IN REAL LIFE.
Is there anything that you would like to say to the
people reading this?
HOPE MY INFO HELPS YA' GUYS OUT AT THE STRIP CLUBS. IF YOU NEED ANY MORE INFO,
FEEL FREE TO
ASK. I'M AN OPEN
BOOK!
Manute
Bol: This bad cat
stands seven foot seven inches. Hailing from Sudan, Manute Bol was one of
the most unique players in the league. With over 2,000 career blocks, this
is one pimp who could slap your momma from a mile away. 
Spud
Webb: Spud Webb was one
of the NBA's most adored guards. Standing five foot seven, he dazzled fans
with his mad skills. Every good pimp knows that if you are short you
gotta have mad skillz to dazzle the ladies. 
Craig
Hodges: This Chicago
Bull was one of the most magnificent three point shooters in NBA history.
Just like any good pimp, he could score from anywhere on the floor.
Dennis
Rodman: Nicknamed the
Worm, this dude shagged almost 12,000 rebounds and one Carmen Electra.
Although cross dressing doesn't always befit a pimp, Rodman's "Wild Thang"
haircut makes all the hoes respect his authority.
Kenny
Walker: The "Sky"
walker himself was best known for his performance at the 1989 NBA Slam Dunk
Contest. Not only did Kenny Walker have "mad ups," but he dug gold chains
more than Mr. T. He also had a haircut that would make Vanilla Ice
jealous. That's why Kenny would have made a great pimp. 
