Quote of the Month:
love to be lazy and alone at times. I love gossip magazines, sports,
kind people, traveling, corn and cheese, vegetable soup, I love my
friends, my family, going out and enjoying the last days of college,
and making plans to move to phoenix!"
Mtv's The Real Cancun.
favorite twins, Cali Marie and Cherish are both pregnant!
Wonderful news right? It would be, except for the fact
that Cherish is sleeping in her car now-a-days. If you
have the ability, we are asking that you donate $5 to her cause.
We guarantee, it is actually her. You aren't getting
scammed. Thanks in advance, and we wish the ladies the
best of luck!
"Hi! I am accepting donations for my son right now. He (my son)
is going to be born in August and I have been on a homeless
streak for a while now and haven't been able to work due to the
pregnancy. I'm currently working on finding a long term shelter,
but at this point not having any luck. So if you could
spare a few dollars, please make a donation on
and send to the email address:
Thanks I highly appreciate it."
Vicky Helman, (AKA CHERISH MILTON)
believe it? We interviewed adult starlet Carmella Bing! This
busty beauty is an amazing girl. She talks about Hustler, cancer
research, and her new website. We also interview NWA wrestler
Lance "Dallas" Hoyt. This giant tells us how to eat, Jesus Christ,
and Sting. In a third interview, we quiz wacky teen Denis.
Denis, whose webcam movies have been imitated all over the net, has had
over half a million views. He's a hilarious guy, and he tells us
all about his favorite videos.
For those of you who want to know, "Where are
they now?" We have news on Darion Michaels and Vicky "Cherish"
If that isn't enough, we also got a hold of
Nicole Frilot from Mtv's Real Cancun for our quote of the month.
Wow, what an issue! Enjoy! BatPimp,
Real American Pimp Hero
Carmella Bing, NinjaPimp SuperStar
Hi Carmella, how are you doing today?
***I'm fabulous. Thank you. I was doing a little landscaping in my
backyard. Literally. You can take that as an innuendo if you'd like.
Can you tell us about your MySpace page? ----------------
***Well, even though I swore I wouldn't become a MySpace whore, I signed
on just couple months ago. I just got into it. I can't not
have a bangin' a$$ page. Thank god MySpace moderators are cool. I didn't
get deleted for a naughty pic. They simply erased it and notified me. :)
Didn't you work for Hustler? What was that like?------------
***Yes, I love Hustler. Mike Covacs and Thomas Zupko are my favorite
directors. Hustler Taboo 7 is now available at a porn shop near
you! I cant wait to see how the Zupko shoot came out. That was my
favorite costume ever, and we destroyed it. :)
Where do you work in Vegas? What is is
***No, I live in Vegas. I was working in LA, staying with my former
agent while scheduled. I'm very happy to be at home relaxing.... Ahhhh.......
I read a recent blog where you called a guy a "fat whore #*#&ing pencil
#*#^ cheap skate fugly #*#@." What did he do to pi$$ you
***Oh, man. This dork was so persistent. Sent me a picture on my
comments of a kitten with a gun in its face saying "send nudes or ill
shoot the kitten!" I took that really personal. That was out of line, ya'
know?! But no, dude this kid is probably 13 years old or just a cheap
jerk. I don't care how lame their excuse is, unless I know them
personally, I'm not sending anything but messages. All new releases and
links will be on my page.
What is your relationship with LA Direct? -----------------
We no longer work together.
What's the best way for a director to book you?----------
***I'm taking some time off right now. I just want to relax. If I was
contracted by (hint hint...) Hustler, I'd would be interested in getting
back into the industry. I mean sh!t, I've only got 5 movies and a couple
sites out, I've been booked solid since November 05. You'll see my face
on new releases for at least a year from now. If directors are
looking to book me, I will be available in a couple of months, just
email me (email@example.com)...
I also read that your hometown is LA. What do you think of
***I hate LA. I cant say why because I will be brutally honest. Just
wanted to note that it had nothing to do with my agent or where I
stayed. I live in Vegas.
Can you tell us something sweet about yourself. Feel free to
My #ucking titties are sweet. But you know what would be even more
sweet? If I held them against you....
That would be sweet. What is your favorite charity?-------
***I think there could be some kind of cure for cancer by now. I have
cancer in my family (both sides). Which no one in my family has ever
smoked yet have these issues. I've smoked for 10+ years and I'm afraid
I'm going to die. God that sounds so selfish. I have not been diagnosed
with any kind of illness, and for that I am fortunate. I don't have a
favorite charity. Cancer research, heart heath, and blood donations are
very important me.
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?--------------------
***Retired from talent and onto my websites and production company.
Who is your favorite performer to work with on video?------
**I really enjoyed working with Christian. He is so tall, I wear 9"
stilettos and he still has a few inches on me. I'm 5'10". As far as
females I loved working with Sandra Romane. She's a naughty girl! We had
so much fun on a live (flirt4free.com) show. It was really hot...
Have you ever considered a transition to any other
***I've already transitioned, over time I just make bigger and bigger
Are you close to launching a major website?----------------
***Yes, I'm working on content for the site. I was thinking about making
it a free site just until I get the content I need. You know, like cool
pix, schedule with appearances, features, panties for sale, that kind of
stuff... Should be up within a couple months.
What is your favorite hobby?------------------------------
***I just love being close to the water. Swimming, Boating, Camping,
Hiking, Fishing, Surfing... Mostly the Northwest (Oregon or Hawaii).
Can you tell us something surprising about Carmella?--------
*** I'm really down to earth. I'm not a snob. And I don't do domination,
I have - but I'm not good at it. I guess I have that crazy look or
Well, it was good interviewing you. Do you have anything you would like
to say to your fans and friends?-------------
*** I am so happy to see so much feed back I such a short time! I
promise to you to always keep it hardcore! This is what gets me off, Its
not the f*ck that excites me. Its when I look into that camera lens and
I say "you," yes you. "You like that don't you?" Knowing how hard your
beating your self, that you want to come for me. And when you do that
energy is in me. Tha'ts what I strive for. I love to know Im getting you
off. That's f*cking hot!!!
Well sweetheart, I am so happy that you did this interview with us.
Thanks again. You have been wonderful.---------
Denis (AKA EnemyCraft) Interview
YouTube's Most Popular Webcam SuperStar
First of all, why don't you tell the fans of
NinjaPimp.com a little about yourself. My name is Denis Walch. I´m 14 years old and I like playing table tennis,
tennis, soccer, basketball and handball. I also like making webcam videos.
I´m also a DJ and I make Techno Songs ;-).
So you have made some videos for youtube.com. What videos have you made? I´ve made many videos. All together I´ve made 13 videos. My most popular
video on youtube.com is “The internet is for porn.”
Which one is your favorite? My favorite one is “The internet is for porn” because I had hilarious ideas
in this video.
How many people have viewed your videos? Are you surprised by their success? More than 500000 people have viewed my videos. I´m a little bit surprised by
their success because I didn´t think that so many people would watch my videos.
What has been your most successful video? Which one is your favorite? My most successful video was “The internet is for porn”. It´s my favorite
What inspirited you to shoot the "The internet is for porn" video? That one
is our favorite.
Erm... I was bored and I thought I could make a video about one of my favorite
Is that your sister in the video? She seems pretty cool. Tell us about "Kate
She's 20 years old and she also likes making webcam videos ;-). She's studying
on a university, but I´ve forgotten the name. By the way she isn't single. I'd
like to tell you that because many guys wanna be her boyfriend.
Do you have any plans for upcoming videos? Is there any chance that you will
make a pimping video for AfroSquad?
At the moment I haven't any plans for a new video and maybe I´ll make a pimping
video for AfroSquad.
We'd love that. I am sure it would be hilarious. Can you check out our site and tell us what you think of it? I think your site is good. I especially like the AfroSquad videos and I
really wanna see more videos of AfroSquad!
Is there anything else that you would like to talk about? I´d like to thank all of my fans and the people who supported me! Special
thx to crazyguy86 for the great songs (the internet is for porn...).
Well, thanks for your time. Thx for the questions! I look forward to killing you soon
Lance Hoyt Interview
SuperStar! Kid Kash recently
made the jump to WWE. What do you think of him? I think Kash is
awesome, and I hope only the best for him. He helped me out a lot and
it would be great to work with him again.
Why did you stop using the name Dallas? Dusty Rhodes is the
one that made the decision for me to change my name.
What do you think of TNA's current product? Is the company going in
the right direction? I think TNA has all the chance in the World
to be something great.
Where do you see
yourself in five years? Who knows I could be World champ or Mr.
Hoyt English teacher.
What inspired you to become a wrestler. I love the athleticism
and theatrics of the business.
By the way, how tall are you? Did you play college basketball?
I'm about 6ft 8in tall. Only in high school. I played mostly football.
You've really gotten in good shape over the past few years. What
does your average day's diet look like? I eat about six times a
day and try and keep it as clean as possible. But I have a horrible
sweet tooth and have to fight with myself not to eat candy and stuff
of that nature.
What suppliments do you use, and what are your primary sources of
protein? I use a lot of Meso Tech products and Met Trx
supplements. Food and Bars are my main sources.
What's your favorite lift in the gym? Is there an exercise that you
swear by? I love working back. The bent over row and hanging Pull
ups. Can't beat it. What are your thoughts on steroids? Some people feel it's the
only way to get ahead in athletics. Everyone has to make their own
choice and suffer the consequences if they are caught.
Is there anything you would like to advertise, talk about, or tell
your fans? Yea everyone check out Hoythoythoyt.com when they get a
chance. Let The world know Hoyt is the real Deal. Preorder your very
own Lance Hoyt action figure at ToyWiz.com.
Who are your role models? In Wrestling Sting, In Life Jesus
Thanks for your time. Thank you.
We asked and you
Where is Darion Michaels?
A few months back we our fans if they knew the location of Darion
Michaels. Here was their reply. Have you found Darion
yet because I'm pretty sure she's working at Hooter's in Schaumberg,
IL. I found her in the lastest copy of Hooters Magazine she might be
going as Jessica now. Sherman
Yeah, I know
where Darion is. She used to live down the street from me in my
hometown of Newburgh Indiana. I just saw here a few months ago.
She has a kid now and seems generally happy....I didn't talk to
her or anything, but yeah. I think she still lives in Newburgh.
Hate: Cindy Jones
NinjaPimp often times profiles people that we hate. Well
here is a person for you. Her names is Cindy Jones, and it
appears that Cindy runs a puppy mill.
Here is her
She pretends to be religious, and she may be... but according to
sources in Birmingham this lady is also a complete and total sh!t.
According to a rescue shelter in
she continually dumps and abuses her breeder dogs. They come
to the shelter abused, malnourished, and afraid of people.
Her most recent refugee is named Nell. Nell is a wonderful
dog who is completely malnourished, afraid of people, and is in
poor hygiene. Once she was too old to breed, she was dumped.
Unfortunately, there isn't enough proof to force the authorities
to shut her down.
just figured that we would pass on this information.
Remember, you shouldn't buy bred dogs. There are plenty of rescue
groups that will give you a dog. Don't buy dogs from pet stores.
Don't buy them from people who breed them. Rescue a dog.
Don't add to the problem, help solve it.