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Quote of the Month: Snowman

"Eddie Meeks is a local Atlanta Badass..
. listen to Bitterdose or a Fist Full of Biscuits!"
Snowman on his favorite local artist, Eddie Meeks.


The Party's Over
by
Seymour Butts

Well, it's almost official... Showtime will NOT be renewing "family business" for a season 5.  I told you all I had a gut feeling it would play out this way. I heard the news thru the grapevine last night and expect a call on monday to make it official.  I have been totally prepared for this but I know my mom and Stevie will be disappointed!  I am only disappointed about Showtimes failure to promote the show as promised. after Season 1, they did a piss-poor job and they have a completely incapable p.r. department! I can't count the number of people who say or write to me..."I love your show on HBO"...even after 4 seasons on Showtime! that all being said, I am excited about the future and have 3 different shows I'm developing at the moment.  I will start to bear down on these starting next week when my contract is officially up with Showtime! THANK YOU ALL FOR SUPPORTING THE SHOW OVER THE LAST 4 YEARs!


Carmella Bing Interview:

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Where are they now? 
Dear NinjaPimp.  I have been a fan of your site for years.  At first you showcased galleries of amateur and semi professional models.  What happened to some of those models?  For example, how can I see Jenna Z, Fawnia, and Grace De La Rosa now-a-days? -  A. Michaels

Mr. Michaels, here are the Classy Ladies in question. 

       Jenna Z

Jenna is now known as Catalina Cruz.  She can be seen regularly in American Curves Magazine, and she is currently doing adult photography on the web.

 

   Grace De La Rosa

The beautiful Grace was diagnosed with colon cancer in 2005.  Her bikini modeling career has been on hold ever since.  Seen here after a round of steroids and chemotherapy, she still looks wonderful.  For the latest on this strong woman, check out her
website.

 

   Fawnia Mondey

Fawnia is still modeling.  She also appears regularly in fitness magazines.  However, she is often referred to as Fawnia Dietrich.  We plan to interview her in the coming months, so check back regularly.


Artist of the Month:
Eddie Meeks


Hip Hop artist Eddie Meeks is the hottest thing to hit the music scene since the young Stevie Wonder.  To download his songs free:  click here 

 

Ladies and Gentlemen,
      This issue has everything!  I swear to the great pimp in the sky, this issue has the most exclusive content of any issue to date!  
      We interview adult DVD stars Jenna Presley and Amber Peach.  We also interview world famous swinger Dirty David and professional wrestler GQ Money.
     Adam Glasser (AKA Seymour Butts) tells us about his show being cancelled.  We direct you to the hottest new hip hop artist, so you can download his funky MP3s.  We even tell you about our new blog spot!  Take your time and check this mother out!     
   
                                            
The Red Ninja
                                             Japanese Death Dealer
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Pimps of the Month
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           Amber Peach Interview, Exclusive
                                       by Crazyman & Leroy the Frog

How are you doing today?
Good

Please tell us a little bit about yourself and your movie career.
I’ve been doing this about three years, love it, what's better than getting paid to #&%, LOL

So what have been your favorite movies and why?
I loved working with Clive McClain, He was a great director, other than that I try to enjoy myself on all In all my movies, so I guess I love them all…

Can you tell us about your job at the Chateau?
I actually had to quit my job at the Chateau, I was under the impression that while it was S&M I would get extensive bruises, but unfortunately I did, so I had to quit, directors don’t really appreciate me coming to set all beat up…

I heard you recently attended the AVN expo. What was that like? 
Good, this year was my third year attending. My date for the awards was Cousin Stevie, so he made the otherwise boring awards fun….But the whole thing is really draining, your expected to be at the convention all day and be at the parties ALL night, and then be in make-up on time in the morning LOL…It takes about a week to recover, the last day of the convention is always just a blur of coffee and red bulls….

Do you have any products, websites, or ventures that you would like to promote?
Well I finally got my website up, www.AmberPeachXXX.com... then as always I’m on the look out for investors, I just hired a biz manager to fine tune some biz plans I have, so hopefully that will help me get some more serious investors, Ideally one day I’ll have my own company, similar to Jill Kelly’s, except hopefully I’ll manage mine better... That’s not a stab at Jill, I just try to learn from others mistakes, so I don’t make the same ones…Also I occasionally do a political podcast called Anarchy-X, you guys should check it out….

I also heard that you are the best licker ever. What is the secret to your technique?
Ummmm, I don’t know, You’ll have to read my book!  ;) It will be due out sometime in ‘07

What were you like in high school?
Quite, I was pretty much cool with everyone, I was a $lut…..I slept in class, but still made descent grades, I worked a lot and at one time had two jobs and was going to school…..

Can you tell us about the first time you worked in the adult industry? What was that like?
I did three movies in the same day my first day, I was a little nervous I guess, but I got over that pretty quick

What would your worst enemy say about you?
I’m stuck up

I think I saw you on Seymour Butts' show. Have you worked with him? What is he like?
Yeah, I’ve worked with him a good bit, he’s a great director

Who are your favorite and least favorite directors? (Why)
I like directors who actually give a damn about us (talent) and don’t like the ones that don’t. I don’t like directors who put me in harms way……

Who are your favorite and least favorite performers? (Why)
Again I’m not going to name names, but as long as they have a good attitude I like working with them.  The ones that think the world revolves around their d!ck; I don’t get along with as much!

Can you check out
www.afro-squad.com and tell us what you think of the site?
Nice, very informative

Do you have anything you want to say to your fans?
Ummm, I just hope I’m doing a good job entertaining ya’ll

Thanks for your time. You are certainly entertaining us.


         Reality Ryan, AKA GQ Money Interview
                     Exclusively by The NinjaPimp


GQ, please tell us a little bit about yourself.
Well, I grew up in the Northwest suburbs of Chicago always a wrestling fan. My mom got me into wrestling, and I used to watch it on TV with her, and also go to live shows with her as well. I was a high school wrestler, and captain of my team junior and senior year. I have two gold medals in international freestyle wrestling competition, as I competed in the 1992 Maccabi Games which is like a Jewish Junior Olympics. I went to college at the University of Colorado at Boulder, and once I graduated I started pursuing my career in professional wrestling. I’ve been on a reality show, been a finalist in a contest to become the Los Angeles weather man and I’m one incredibly good looking guy.

Where have you wrestled?
I got my start in Denver, CO. I was brought in to help start an indy with a man named Dan Magnus and Bobbye Black. We had great success starting the CWO, an organization that drew large crowds (more than 10-times as many people as any indy that ran in the area) and had great media exposure. As the CWO ran its course, I moved out to Los Angeles to work with XPW. I climbed my way up the ranks there (both on screen and behind the scenes), until XPW ran it’s course and then I moved out to Nashville to work with TNA. I moved back to CA where I’m now involved in the MTV Wrestling Society X project. I have wrestled in CA, PA, NC, AL, TN, GA, SC, CO and a few other states as well.

What did you think of XPW?
XPW was the best! I loved it. I loved our renegade vibe, the hatred by the critics and the no rules mentality. We said what we wanted, did what we wanted and let nobody tell us we couldn’t do something. There were no rules, no boundaries and no limits. I was allowed to explore my creativity and come up with ideas that no other wrestling company would ever think of doing. XPW got a bad rap, but if you really watched it, it was a really good product. The TV-show was hysterical, and the intensity at live shows was incredible. Everybody put us down, but there isn’t a fed out there that offered what we did. People were just haters, but that was fine with us.

Can you tell us a little bit about some of the guys in XPW? Maybe Pogo or Supreme.
All the guys were cool at the time. We all got along and just had a great time being part of a company that was different. Pogo was a nice guy, but could be intimidating as well. I wrestled him once and I was scared shitless. The match was great though, and was an awesome display of a little man getting tossed by a big man. Hell, I got bieled (beeled) (sp?) from one turnbuckle clear across the ring to the other. It was sweet! Supreme was cool, but you knew when you were working with him it was time for business. I remember doing a segment for XPW-TV where Supreme came into my balloon shop office (yes, I ran GQ Balloons for a while) and beat the crap out of me. That was stiff, and it was rough, but it was cool. It made for good TV.

What is your favorite match?
Raw Sewage aka the 30-foot sh!t bomb. In XPW if I wrestled (as opposed to managing) it was always against Angel. We had a great feud and one of our highlight moments was in a match where he sidewalk slammed me off a 30-foot tower into a kiddy pool of raw sewage which was on a stack of two tables. That match was fun, and so was the Genocide cage match. Once again Angel and I ended up high above the ground, this time 20-feet up on a rickety home made cage that we thought was going to collapse. I tossed him off, and then jumped off the cage with a 20-foot cross body on top of him, and the security guards who were checking up on him.

Is there anyone that you don't get along with?
Then, no! Now, oh yeah. My former best friend Kaos and I don’t talk at all. He fucked me over big time when we moved to Nashville and I will never forgive him for that. Also Smokey Carmichael (a friend from Colorado who I brought into XPW) who also fucked me over when we moved to Nashville. The pricks moved out without saying anything, without leaving a note or making a phone call, nothing. And this was the day before rent was due. Fuck them!

What do you think of Rob Black?
Rob is a great guy and is very misunderstood. He’s always been good to me and allowed me to do what I do best, perform. If you get to know the real Rob black he’s a good guy. The public persona, well, that could be rough. The persona is an asshole, the person is not.

How did you get the name GQ Money?
The 1st XPW show I went out to see I was sitting in the bleachers pre show with my buddy The Giant (not WWE’s) watching the set up and just checking things out. Lizzy Borden came up to me and said, “You must be GQ Money” and that was that. I hated the name, thought it was too cliché, but it’s cool. The funny thing, back when I was a kid my rap name was GQ as well.

Where can people learn more about you?
www.realityryan.com

What do you think of afro-squad.com?
It’s a fun site with great interviews.

Have you checked out our Afrosquad page?
Oh yeah. It’s a well known fact that if I could grow an afro I would. I’m funkdafied, fortified and amplified to the next level!

What about wrestling as an evil pimp?
The GQ Money character had a little bit of an evil pimp vibe, especially once I got to Philly and blended the original GQ Money persona with the Ultra Violent GQ Money persona. I was almost involved with a pimp and ho wrestling fed once but it didn’t work. In college we threw a 40oz pimp and ho party where my band The Electric Manny Schevitz played… It was tight. I also made a TV commercial for a school project for “Playboy Malt Liquor” because “Pimpin’ Aint’ Easy.” Oh yeah!!!!

Do you think there is a problem with drug use in wrestling?
The only problem is when individual people abuse the drugs and can’t use them responsibly. Taking pain pills for pain is fine… Taking 26 pain pills for pain is not! Do people do drugs? Sure they do. I never had first hand experience with anyone who had a problem, but drugs are always around. I think that’s the case with any aspect of the entertainment business. It’s part of the lifestyle.

Who is the most beautiful woman in wrestling?
Hands down, nobody holds a candle to indy, XPW and Wrestling Society X wrestler Valentina (J Love).

What is the most insane thing you saw in XPW?
Supreme catching on fire after I gave him a diamond cutter from the top rope threw a flaming table! He got burned bad, and spent a couple of days in the hospital. I felt so bad, even though it wasn’t my fault. I was involved in the “stunt” so I just had this enormous feeling of guilt. Supreme’s kid never liked me after that, but I couldn’t blame him? As far as he knew I torched his dad. The craziest thing was I had to go on TV week after week and brag about it.

What was it like to be behind the scenes over there?
A whole lot of fun. It was a fantastic 2.5 years of my life. At the same time as working there, I was also touring the country doing stand up comedy with Ron Jeremy, so it was a pretty fun time! Ob and I always clicked creatively and came up with crazy ideas. He wasn’t afraid to try something different, and neither was I. Kevin (Kleinrock) and (White Trash Johnny) Webb were always the voices of reason, while me and Rob were always like, “Why can’t we do that? This is wrestling, there are no rules!”

Do you have anything to ask us, the writers of ninjapimp?
You ever been anally probed by an alien named Zolorp? Have you ever drank sheep’s milk straight from the sheep’s teet? Have you ever had the urge to urinate on yourself while waiting in line at the movies?

Any parting words?
Smoke and mirrors!!!

Well thanks for your time.
Anytime.


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NinjaPimp Exclusive Interview:          
Jenna Presley, American Star


How are you doing today? I'm great, thank you.


Please tell us a little bit about yourself and your movie career. I got in the xxx adult biz in Oct of 2005 and have released over 60 movies. I wouldn't change my life for anything.  I love my job and have accomplished so much thus far. Including nominations for Rookie Starlet of the year for the FAME awards, Teen Temptress for the Temptation awards, and Starlet of the year for the Adult Night Move awards. I also placed 2nd in a competition for a Club Jenna Contract.

So what have been your favorite movies and why? I love I'm Only Squirteen because its just such a nasty scene.  I like to get very dirty and this movie is only one example of how nasty I can get.

Can you tell us how you got your name? Jenna came from a friend of mine that unfortunately passed away of cancer and My grandmas initials are JP so I wanted her initials.

Do you have any products, websites, or ventures that you would like to promote? Myspace.com/JennaPresleyxxx and My website is a work in progress, JennaPresley.com

What makes you different than other sexy models? I'm not just sexy.. I'm not catty and I am true with myself and real in my scenes... real nasty lol

What were you like in high school? A total perfectionist!

Can you tell us about the first time you worked in the adult industry? What was that like? It wasn't the greatest experience... It was in San Francisco.. Check out my first scene... it is by Shane's World... called Blazed and Confused

What would your worst enemy say about you? I have no enemies

What was your favorite moment in front of a camera? Being on America Sex Star 2 with Jenna Jameson

Who are your favorite and least favorite directors? (Why) I love David Stanley... He's cool, he's hot, and he is an amazing director. My least favorite director is Khan Tusion... He is very degrading towards women

Yeah, we hate Khan too.  He seems to be a complete a-hole.  I hope nobody works with him again.  Who are your favorite and least favorite performers? My favorite performer Scott Nails because he's quick and easy. He follows directions very well. =D My least favorite... I don't really have a least favorite!

Do you have anything you want to say to your fans?
I would like to say thanks for all your support, your support is truly what keeps me going... And contract or no contract, I will ALWAYS be a whore.

How do you keep so well shaven? Hell yea!! I had laser hair removal... I'm bare and never have to shave a day in my life. My pussy is smoother then a baby's bottom

Do you ever use Instant Messenger? If so, have you ever had cyber sex? Yes and no.. I get the real @0ck and Xu$$y b!tches =D

Are you in love right now? I'm not sure if I'm IN LOVE... But I do love someone =D

Well... Thanks for your time. You are great.
 


Swinger Dirty David Interview
NinjaPimp Exclusive, by Red Ninja

Hello David, how are you doing today? 
I am good thanks, enjoying the sunshine here in Spain.
 

So, can you tell me a little bit about your websites? 
My websites all have a common theme, helping people interested in the swinging lifestyle meet other interested people so that they can have sex with each other. We offer as much as we can for free (most stuff) and charge a Premium membership for people who want the full bells and whistles.

 Is this a full time job for you, or do you have another profession? 
I retired from work in 1999 when I was 45. At first I bummed around traveling the world, exploring the women in as many countries as I could, then decided I would turn my hobby of creating swingers sites into a business. I developed
www.dirty-david.com from a picture site (of me playing with other men's wives, with a few swingers ads) into a swingers contact site...

 Tell us a little bit about Jo? 
Jo is a bi-sexual swinger, who loves sex with men and girls. I love to join in the fun, but I also love to watch her with other people and to take photographs for her exhibitionist site and for the walls in our basement playroom.
 

So what exactly is "Swinging?"
Swinging is different things to different people, but the basic concept is that consenting adults have sex with other consenting adults as long as they are all happy, and are only doing what they want to do...

Can you tell us about your travels in Europe?  What locations and establishments do swingers visit?
The best cities for sex in Europe are Amsterdam and Hamburg, both of which have many clubs, and a very open and liberal attitude to sexual behaviour. There are also many swinging clubs in every capital city and every large town will have either a club for swingers, or private swingers parties every weekend. Cap dadge in France is a large naturist area which caters for swingers as well.

 Tell us about Germany?  Are German swingers into all sorts of crazy stuff?  We've heard stories about the Germans.
Yes, the Germans are full of crazy stuff. Back in 2004 I accepted an affiliate application from a German film distributor. They added the ads section to their site and we started getting loads of new members within a couple of days. We soon had to pull the account, the Germans were all interested in sex with animals!

Are there any differences in the sex laws that you have noticed between different European countries?
Since most countries in Europe are now members of the European Union, their national laws have been by-passed by European law. Within this is the human rights charter which means that the state (and employers) are not allowed to interfere with a persons sexual life. This means that sexual activity between adults is now a private matter which the state cannot stop. They still have laws to protect Children, and animals (though the German authorities seem to turn a blind eye to this area).

What did you do on your trip to Amsterdam?  Did you visit any of the famous strip clubs?  Did you take part in the red light district?
Our trips to Amsterdam are for the swingers clubs, rather than the red light district. The joy of being a swinger is that you get to have sex with hundreds of people of the opposite sex, without the need to pay. So the red light district is a fun place to walk and look at the sex workers in their windows, but not somewhere we spend our money.

What is the largest swing session that you have attended?  What was that like?
The largest swinging session we have attended was at Fun4Two in Holland. Its a great atmosphere with people from all over the world out to have a great night. We have performed live on stage in their mini theatre, had sex in the Jacuzzi with a dozen others, had an orgy in their orgy room, and enjoyed watching dozens of people have sex together in the various play rooms.

How did you find afro-squad.com?  What do you think of the site?
I found the site just by browsing. I was tired of work one day, and just followed links from site to site, stopping to browse the ones that looked fun. I enjoyed NinjaPimp and decided to contact you

What is the best thing about your partner Jo?
She always loves me, and always comes back to me, no matter who we play with, or what we do. That plus her open-ness, her willingness to try new things and her friendliness towards, and ability to get on with everyone we meet.

Well, it has been great chatting with you.  Do you have anything to say to our readers? 
If you are a single guy - don't look at swinging as a free shag - the women are there to please themselves, not you. You are one in thousands, almost all single guys want to be in the scene, but as a result you have to be something special to stand out from the crowd.

NinjaPimp has a MySpace page.  Do you have one?
We created one just for you... We are not allowed to publish our type of material on MySpace, so its a clean one with links to our naughty pages...                                                
http://www.myspace.com/joanddavid

Thanks for your time. 
Your welcome, its been a pleasure. Now, can I interest you in coming to a swingers party?