Picture of the Month
Lisa Hull
Loves NinjaPimp
Modeling superstar Lisa
Hull shows NinjaPimp some serious love!
Read her interview!
Quote of the
Month:
"I
dig the stars you interview and hope to be as sexy as them one day.
Your cover girl Jenna Presley is sooooo hot, I'd pay to lick her
kitty!"
Madison from
Madisonmadness.com on NinjaPimp.
Katie and Kelly Help us interview them! Does anyone
know where we can get a hold of these girls for an interview? If so,
e-mail us!
Ms. Afrosquad
afro-squad.com is looking for a lady to be Ms. AfroSquad. What we'd need
from you is 10 to 15 digital pictures for exclusive use on our page.
They'd have to be non-nude, and they'd have to include either fan
signs, some sort of fun colorful clothes, or some sort of 'fro or 70s
wig.
Previous modeling experience is not needed. These can be amateur
photos.
In trade, we'd give you your own exclusive gallery, links to your
site, and all sorts of free publicity.
Lately, we've been getting about 800 unique visitors a day, and a
total of about 1600 reloads a day. We have over 1,000,000 visitors
since our inception. So please think about it.
Milton Twins Interview
Click the picture above
and read our most recent interview with Milton Twin, Cherish!
In the year
2000,
the
man
took their site off the net, and he quickly bought the rights to their
AfroSquad.com domain name. The man may
have stolen their name, but he cannot take their soul. In 2005
afro-squad.com
worked hand in hand with the
Snowman
himself to restore
AfroSquad
to all of its old glory. It was a coup for pimps everywhere, and a proverbial
bitch slap
to the face of the
man.
Real Ninja Facts by Jim Bucko
MC
Hammer learned the hard way that the NinjaPimp can "touch this."
The Red
Ninja can order a Whopper at McDonalds!
The
NinjaPimp once visited Heaven. Needless to say, nobody will be getting 72
virgins.
When
the boogie man goes to bed, he checks his closet for the Red Ninja.
The
NinjaPimp did that to Michael Jackson's face
The Red
Ninja can punch a man in his soul.
The
NinjaPimp can kill two stones with one bird.
Red
Ninja have to carry concealed weapons permits just to legally wear pants.
NinjaPimp don't have hair on their testicles, because hair doesn't grow on
steel.
The Red
Ninja doesn't cut grass, he dares it to grow.
The
NinjaPimp can build a snowman out of the rain.
The Red
Ninja puts the laughter in manslaughter and the fun in funeral.
Statistically speaking, you are more likely to be killed by the NinjaPimp than
you are to have two feet.
The Red
Ninja speaks Braille.
The
NinjaPimp can slam revolving doors.
A cobra
once bit the Red Ninja's led. After 5 days of incredible pain, the cobra
died..
The
NinjaPimp action figure sleeps with more women than most men.
The Red
Ninja can divide by infinity.
The
NinjaPimp only has one hand; the upper hand.
The
Hiroshima disaster was caused by unexplained Red Ninja flatulence.
Hoes and Free Wheeling Soul
Brothas,
First and foremost, we would like to pay
homage to the GREAT Jim Bucko. We lost this bad dude this month,
and we will miss him dearly.
This month wasn't all bad though. We were
inundated with great interviews. Internet supermodel Cindy Pucci,
Penthouse Pet Melissa Jacobs, internet ho Madison, Glamour Model Lottie,
Rock Legend Adam Thornstowe, and Classy Lady Kimberly Fisher are all
part of this amazing issue!
We also got the hottest fan sign imaginable from the
gorgeous Lisa Hull! Thanks Lisa!
Exclusive Cindy Pucci Interview!
By The Red Ninja Hi
Cindy, how are you doing today? Awesome! Finally over the heat wave and I'm getting ready to hit
Chicago Glamourcon at the end of the month!
afro-squad.com used to be a non-nude "Classy Lady" gallery page.
Now we've moved on to more of an interview page. You first appeared
on the page in the late 90s. You were one of our first real big name
models. So thanks for being a part of NinjaPimp Online. As a
tribute, we added you to our
Hall of Fame
about a year ago. Have you seen the page?
I just checked it out. I had no idea. Thank you so much. I am so
flattered! Congrats on your success too!
We hate to dog on other sites, but we've read some really boring
interviews. Would you like to spice this one up a little? Yeah, of course!
So what really pisses you off? What are some of your pet peaves?
Hmmm... I try to stay very positive and not sweat the small stuff
you know. I guess my biggest peeve would be people that are just
flat out selfish and disrespectful.
So what's the deal on your site? Apparently, people can call and
chat with you. Is it really you, or do people get forwarded to some
customer service organization in India?
LOL. Yes it is really me. I do not participate in outsourcing!
Actually outsourcing is one of my peeves, just rude. Anyhow,
yes you can call and chat with me. I love being able to connect with
my fans! Also, if you have never used the service before you can get
free minutes on your first call. It's a great way to try it out!
Is it phone sex?
It can be. I am open to all topics. Whether you just want to know
more about me, what I been up to, share a fantasy or just vent.
Guys will get pissed if I don't ask this. How adult does your
site get? People will want to know. Is a member going to see pink? I
know nothing pisses people off more than when they pay $40 a month
and see a clothed girl smile in front of a webcam.
Unfortunately, my site is inactive for the time being. I just been
too busy offline to give it the attention paying fans deserve. In
the future when my site is active the types of photos/videos will be
a range from playboy style to pink to fingers, toys, etc. There's
even video of me cooling down with a popsicle on hot summer day
*wink*
I've also seen some photoshoots with you and other girls. What
girls have you worked with? I have worked with many.
Teri Weigel and
I had a super fun, erotic shoot. I love shooting with Kira Reed.
What will and what won't you do on a two person photoshoot?
With girls basically anything goes. With boys I keep it R rated.
Now let's focus on your body. I know a lot of guys have done that
in the past. You look amazing. How do you keep looking so good?
Diet? Exercise?
Ummm... lots of orgasms to keep you my skin glowing! For diet, I
love to eat! Instead of depriving myself, I just eat smaller
portions and limit my carb intake. For exercise I do cardio,
palates, yoga and some weight training.
Since you are such a web icon, what pages do you surf when you are
bored?
I hate to admit it but I am a ebay addict! They have everything you
can possibly be looking for.
Can you tell us about your Myspace page?
Another way to stay in touch with my fans along with making new ones
especially since my website is inactive. Thanks for finding me
there. That was such a cool surprise!
Do you have any questions for us at Ninjapimp?
All the best with afro-squad.com!! You guys are awesome!
What do you think of
AfroSquad?
I love it!! Way too cool!! I love CrazyMan!
Thanks for your time. You are great!
You are welcome and thanks for having me!
Madison Interview, Exclusive Madness
by
NinjaPimp & Leroy the Frog
Madison, how are you doing today?
AWESOME, I JUST GOT BACK FROM A LITTLE TRIP TO PHOENIX AND MADE
SOME UH, NEW FRIENDS.
Usually girls contact
us at
www.afro-squad.com
to do interviews, but today we contacted you. Can you tell us a
little about yourself?
WELL FIRST, I'M HONORED THAT YOU CONTACTED ME. I'M RELATIVELY NEW
IN THE ADULT BUSINESS, I MEAN AT LEAST THE BUSINESS PART OF IT.
I BEGAN THIS EXHIBITIONIST LIFESTYLE LONG AGO
AND JUST RECENTLY BEGAN CAPTURING IT FOR OTHERS TO ENJOY. I AM IN
A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP BUT THAT ONLY MAKES MY EXPLOITS
BETTER...HE ENCOURAGES ME TO EXPERIENCE LIFE TO THE FULLEST AS
OFTEN AS POSSIBLE. OF COURSE, HE IS REWARDED HANDSOMELY FOR THIS
TOO. HE DOESN'T MIND THAT I SPEND MY TIME FLIRTING AND HAVING SEX
AROUND THE WORLD. ITS A GOOD RELATIONSHIP!
MY FIRST INTERNET EXPOSURE WAS WHEN I BEGAN MY YAHOO GROUP WHICH
IS NOW ONE OF THE LARGEST IN THE WORLD AT ALMOST 82,000 MEMBERS.
NATURALLY, THE NEXT STEP WAS TO START A REAL WEBSITE (http://madisonmadness.com)
WHERE I COULD BE MORE GRAPHIC AND NAUGHTY WHICH IS WHAT MY FANS
WANTED TO SEE.
So what's the story with your backdoor contest? Can you tell us
about that? ITS ABOUT PROVIDING AN INCENTIVE FOR PEOPLE TO
JOIN MY NEW WEBSITE AND GET SOMETHING VERY PERSONAL IN RETURN. IF
THEY JOIN AND ARE ONE OF THE FIRST ONE THOUSAND PEOPLE TO JOIN,
THEY ARE AUTOMATICALLY ENTERED INTO A DRAWING WHERE THE WINNER
GETS TO "BANG MY BUTT!"
Are you worried about STDs? THE LUCKY WINNER WILL HAVE
TO COME UP WITH A CLEAN TEST BEFORE YOU CAN GET DIRTY WITH
MADISON.
Haven't you lived in Brazil? I have heard that the country is
ravaged by AIDs. YES, I LIVED IN BRAZIL WHEN I WAS A SMALL
CHILD BUT BY 10 WAS LIVING IN NEW YORK. SINCE I WAS NOT SEXUALLY
ACTIVE TILL MUCH, MUCH LATER IN LIFE, I WAS UNAFFECTED BY THE AIDS
ISSUES IN BRAZIL.
How many guys have you been with? WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK ME
HOW MUCH I WEIGH? A GOOD GIRL DOESN'T KISS AND TELL... I CAN
HONESTLY TELL YOU THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA. MORE THAN MOST
PEOPLE I WOULD IMAGINE.
How big was the largest member that you have
seen in person? OH, THATS EASY, I SAW A VERIFIED (NINJAPIMP)
STARING ME IN THE EYE. (EYE TO EYE YOU MIGHT SAY) I THOUGHT THIS
GUY MIGHT BE BIG WHEN I FIRST SAW HIM, BUT HAD NO IDEA HOW BIG
TILL I LURED HIM TO MY ROOM FOR A NIGHTCAP. ALL I COULD THINK OF
WAS HOLY SH!T! I'VE GOT TO CONQUER THIS THING.
Can you tell us a little bit about any previous contests or or
website information? I THINK I WENT THREE HOURS ONCE WITH MY
OLD COLLEGE ROOMATE...SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING.
Is there anything you would like to advertise or talk about at
this time? YES, THANKS. I WOULD LIKE EVERYONE READING THIS TO
JOIN MY NEW WEBSITE http://madisonmadness.com! YOU MUST LIKE
SEEING ME IN LINGERIE, STOCKINGS, AND SHOWING OFF MY EXTENSIVE
SHOE COLLECTION.
What do you think is the most extreme adult situation that you
have been in? OH, THAT WAS IN NEW YORK A FEW YEARS AGO WHEN,
WHILE WAITING FOR A FRIEND AT A SEEDY BAR WAY DOWNTOWN, I KINDA
GOT SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF FRATERNITY BOYS AND WAS BASICALLY
GROPED AND (DIRTY WORD) IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR, WHICH NO ONE
COULD SEE SINCE THE BOYS HAD COMPLETLY ENCIRCLED ME. NOW, I WAS A
WILLING PARTNER, SO DON'T THINK I WAS A VICTIM, ITS JUST THAT THAT
WAS PRETTY EXTREME...BUT TOTALLY FUN AND WORTH IT.
What makes you different than some other
web girls? I think I can think of a few things, but I want to
hear from you. I HAVE AN EXECUTIVE DAY JOB AND THE
ABILITY TO SPREAD MY CHEER (AND LEGS) ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD FROM
ONE DAY TO THE NEXT.
What is one of your most embarassing moments? OMG. ONE GUY
NEARLY BLINDED ME... THAT WAS NO FUN.
Can you tell us a fun story related to your website?
ITS TOO NEW TO HAVE TOO MANY STORIES. OTHER THAN THE STORIES
THAT GO INTO MAKING THE CONTENT, THE PUBLIC EXPOSURE, THE
CONSTANT WORRY OF SOMEONE CALLING THE POLICE... Y'KNOW THE
USUAL.
What do you like about your fans? I LOVE MY FANS. IT WAS
ONLY THROUGH THEIR ENCOURAGMENT THAT I OPENED THE YAHOO GROUP
AND FELT THE INTEREST WAS ENOUGH WHERE THE WEBSITE MADE SENSE.
THEY ARE FROM ALL COUNTRIES AND ALL CONTINENTS...ALL AGES AND
ALL GENDERS. IF IT WASN'T FOR THEM, I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO
THIS AND ENJOY IT SOOO MUCH.
What would you like to say about your fans? THANKS FOR ALL
YOUR ENCOURAGEMENT THROUGHOUT THE LAST FEW YEARS, AND I HOPE YOU
COME WITH ME FOR THE NEXT PHASE OF MY EXHIBITIONIST LIFE. ALSO
KEEP ON THE LOOKOUT FOR BAR MEETS IN YOUR TOWN (NOT JUST THE
U.S.A. EITHER) SO I GET A CHANCE TO MEET EVERYONE I CAN. YOU ARE
ALL AWESOME.
What do you like about afro-squad.com? ITS PRETTY AWESOME AND
UP TO DATE WITH THE LATEST IN P0RN...I KNOW YOU GUYS SAY ITS
ABOUT WHAT GUYS LIKE!
Do you have anything to say or ask us? SURE, TELL ME WHAT I
SHOULD SHOOT NEXT FOR MY WEBSITE PRODUCTION...I LIKE TO CREATE
AWESOME SCENES FOR SEX...JUST MAKE SURE I CAN WEAR HIGH HEELS
DURING PART OF IT.
You should do a NinjaPimp photo shoot, duh! Well,
thanks for your time. ARE YOU KIDDING, IT WAS MY PLEASURE.
NOW WHERE DID I LEAVE MY PANTIES...
Rock Legend Scum Adam Thornstowe
Exclusive Wrestler Interview - by Red Ninja Adam,
please tell us about yourself. What makes you different from the
average Joe?
Well, I'm a pretty scummy person with a very hot girlfriend, so that
makes me different. I am a pro wrestler, but there's a few of them
out there. I don't know, I generally just don't give a f' what
people think about me. I'm not political, I don't give a s!it about
gas prices, I'm just here to have a good time and look good doing
it.
So can you tell us about your wrestling career, where do you
wrestle? My wrestling career....if you can call it a career, has been a
blast for the last five years. I've met a lot of good people,
trashed a lot of hotel rooms, broken a few hearts, and had a lot of
fun. I've wrestled in all parts of the country, but my main stomping
grounds is Nor Cal, the counter culture for Independent wrestling.
The promotion that I mainly work for is Supreme Pro Wrestling based
in Sacramento, and those are the hardest working guys around, I love
'em.
Where did you learn to wrestler? What was that like? I learned to wrestle in Reno, Nevada under the training of
former ECW tag team champion Mustafa. It was awesome, I got my ass
kicked a lot, and it was cool. Mustafa is the real deal man, and I
owe a hell of a lot to that guy.
Can you tell us a little bit about your friends and coworkers?
My main friends are the Reno Boys, being Luster the Legend, Cory
Dayton, Malachi, Mustafa and Paul Isadora. Big Ugly, Shane Dynasty,
Handsome Jack, Oliver John, Rik Luxary, Chupy, Xcal and Otis are a
few of my other friends. My best friend in the world though is the
love of my life Jessica, and I know i'm going to get a lot of shit
from the boys for saying that, but she's well worth it. As far as
coworkers, when I'm not around the guys listed about, I kinda just
keep to myself.
Can you tell us about your rock side? Pretty much my entire body is rock solid....oh wait....you mean
my "Rock Side." I don't know, I like music of all kinds really, and
I'm a scum bag, so I guess it goes hand in hand.
Do you work out a lot? How much do you bench? I never work out...just kidding....I work out 4-5 times a week.
At my peak, when I was lifting really heavy, I benched 370lbs, but
I'm down in body weight right now, and my bench is around 325....but
I think that's more then Paul Isadora does....right Paul?
What do people say about your mohawk? Some people like it, some people don't. I don't really care. My
girlfriend likes it, but wants me to cut it shorter cause it's
getting pretty long. It's a pretty big pain in the a$$ actually, but
whatever.
What are some of your best memories from wrestling?
One of my best memories was having Luster the Legend watching my
match at the first GZW show. He's one of the original Reno Boys, and
it was really cool seeing how proud he was of me and my match. Same
goes for my girlfriend Jessica, at the GZW show, she was really
proud of me, so that was cool. Other memories are from the SPW four
year anniversary show when me and Malachi got a standing ovation.
Pretty much any time I was in the ring with Oliver John was a
blessing. All my road trips with the crew up to Portland is always
awesome. Wrestling Handsome Jack in a loser leaves Oklahoma match.
Have you had any injuries?
I got my shoulder separated and I broke my tail bone, otherwise I've
been really lucky.
What do you think of afro-squad.com? Well I got a ninja tattooed, by SHANE DYNASTY, on my arm, so I'm
into ninjas. No one's gonna pimp me out though, haha. afro-squad.com
has a lot of hot chicks, and if you're not checking them out you
might wanna check your sexuality. They are A-OK in my book.
Have you ever been in a fist fight? Can you tell us about the
last time that happened?
I can't talk about, but I have a lot of scars on my knuckles. No, me
and Chupy got into a fight with these drunk dudes at the movies
once. They attacked him so I hit the kid in the back of the head,
and then Chupy litterally suplexed the other kid on the concrete,
then we ran from the cops. It was funny, I was wearing bright yellow
pants and we were running down alleys trying to find the car that
was gonna give us a ride.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Med School...yeah I'm studying to be a doctor. I don't really
see TNA or the WWF picking me up, nor do I really care. Nor Cal is
the only place I care about, like I said before, it's the hardest
working group of guys, and chicks for that matter around. I'll
probably be married or something like that to my loverface
also....or heartbroken....or dead....but probably not dead...god
I'll be old by then...thanks a lot.
What do you think of the WWE's ECW? Sometimes, like when they did it from the Hammerstien ballroom
it's good....other times its crap. It'll never be what the old ECW
use to be, but if they offered me a job I'm sure I'd take it....but
f' that poser f@ggot b!tch Shannon Moore...I know you're collecting
a check dude, but you're a f'ing poser.....you aint Rejected, you're
fake, and you stole that name from Nor Cals REJECTED.
Do you have anything you'd like to say to our fans? Yeah, you should keep supporting Ninja Pimp because after five
years they're the only people with the guts to let me do an
interview. If you're a fan of Ninja Pimp and a fan of wrestling, do
all you can to support your local wrestling companies. Or else this
Scum will kill you.
Thanks for your time.
Melissa
Jacobs, Penthouse Pet Interview
Exclusively by The NinjaPimp Hi,
how are you doing today? Grrrreat! Thank you ;)
Please tell us about yourself and your career. I'm an exhibitionist who gets paid to do what she loves! I model
for internet sites, magazines & movies as well as do promotional
work. I got my start with Penthouse as a centerfold & cover girl. I
still work with them & many other photographers now.
What is the most interesting that ever happened to you while
performing? I danced on stage with Snoop Dogg at the
Penthouse Superbowl party in Detroit with a bunch of other Penthouse
Pets...it was a lot of fun!
Is there anyone you hate working with? Why? No, I pretty
much get along with anyone.
Who do you like to work with? My favorites are my sexy
wives: Jamie Lynn, Charlie Laine, Cassia Riley & Martina Warren...it
doesn't feel like work when we work together!
Where do you see yourself in five years? That's a really
tough one....maybe starting a family & working at a marketing firm
Do you think drugs are a problem in your adult modeling? No,
not that I've noticed.
Is there anything you want to let the world know? I f*cking
love you guys!! The NinjaPimp rocks!
Is there anything you would like to say to our fans? Hi
fans! Big hugs & wet kisses to all of you!!
Don't you have a cool Eminem story? Or was it an M&M's story?
I accidentally dissed Eminem. (On one of the radio shows
on his Sirius radio station Shade45) We were playing a game & I was
trying to think of a rapper who could be "batting for the other
team". I was winning, so in the spirit of the game I was just trying
to think of any rapper's name. Unfortunately, I didn't think before
I blurted out,"Eminem?" When everyone was giving a shocked
expression & looking all crazy I realized what I just said! In no
way did I intend that insult.....it was a VERY embarrassing moment.
Aren't you about to launch a website?
My personal website is set to launch by the end of August.
www.sultrymeilssa.com so check it out....lots of steamy footage!!
What
is something that few people realize about you? I've got
brains & beauty. Before I started nude modeling I worked full time
doing accounting.
Can you tell us about the competition that you are in? Keep
your eyes peeled for when you can vote for me at
www.petoftheyear.com to help bring me the title of Penthouse Pet of
the Year 2007, it's an important goal of mine that I'd appreciate
your participation in!!
Well we are truly thankful for having good luck becoming the Pet
of the Year! Thank you! I had fun ;)
Hottie
Lottie Interview:
NinjaPimp Exclusive, by Red Ninja
Hi, how are you doing today? - Tired - been busy busy, but I
get a day off today!!
Please tell us about yourself and your career - I'm 21, young
lady trying to cut it in the glamour industry! I've already done
fetish work, but now I want to try something else!
What is the most interesting that ever happened to you while
performing? Five girls in fetish heels, climbing out a 5th
story window!
Is there anyone you hate working with? Why? Now now, it's not
like a model to bitch!
Who do you like to work with? Morrigan Hel, or Christine Dolce
(aka Forbidden).
Where do you see yourself in five years? Loaded and famous!
hehe!
Do you think drugs are a problem in your business? Why or why not?
I have never been exposed to drugs, but everyone has a choice
in life!
What do you think of afro-squad.com? I F**king love you
guys!! :) hehe!
Is there anything you would like to say to our fans? Hi guys,
Much love and kisses to you all oxoxox
Can you tell us an embarrassing story about yourself? Crap,
where do I start!
Do
you have any projects or websites that you'd be willing to share
with us? I have a great
MySpace page! - Hehe,
it's me!!
What is something that few people realize about you? Nothing
really, what you see is what you get! But some people don't
realize I'm as strong as I am, they think saying I can't do
whatever, means I will stop going for what I want!
Is there anything else you would like to talk about? Ummm,
anyone want to make me some toast for breakfast??
Sure, but you have to spend the night first.
Kimberly Fisher Exclusive Interview By Dr. Danny Dembeck Hi,
how are you doing today?
Great! Good to be back in
LA!
Please tell us about yourself and your career. I am a full time
model, actress, and spokesperson based in Los Angeles, CA
Is there anyone you hate working with? Why? Yes! Bitvhy, diva
models! They make work unpleasant!
Where do you see yourself in a few years? Retired! Happily
married with kids in a far off place living life blissfully.
Do you think drugs are a problem in the modeling business? If do,
why? It's only a problem if you let it be a problem.
What do you think of afro-squad.com? afro-squad.com is the coolest
website out there! The NinjaPimp is awesome!
Is there anything you would like to say to our fans? Visit me at
www.KimberlyFisher.com
and
MySpace.
Where can you see your movies and updates?
You can see me in ZombieFarmMovie.com
and find all my updates at
www.KimberlyFisher.com
What
is something that few people realize about you?
That I read a lot, collect
autographed books, and am a homebody!
Anyway, we just wanted to say thank you for your time. We
can't wait to induct you to the NinjaPimp Hall of Fame.