Katie and Kelly Thanks
for the help! Last month, we asked you "who are these
hotties?" You replied. They are adult film stats
Katie and Kelly Cameron. (AKA The Simpson Twins)
E-mail us
if you have questions you'd like answered
about them!
Ms. AfroSquad
afro-squad.com is looking for a lady to be Ms. AfroSquad.
What we'd need from you is 10 to 15 digital pictures for
exclusive use on our page.
They'd have to be non-nude, and they'd have to include
either fan signs, some sort of fun colorful clothes, or some
sort of 'fro or 70s wig.
Previous modeling experience is not needed.
These can be amateur photos.
In trade, we'd give you your own exclusive
gallery, links to your site, and all sorts of free
publicity.
Lately, we've been getting about 800 unique
visitors a day, and a total of about 1600 reloads a day.
We have over 1,000,000 visitors since our inception.
If you are interested,
e-mail us now!
Rosenblum Twins
Exclusive Interview
Click the picture
above and read our interview with another hot set!
Cabana had a
very violent feud with
Homicide
in Ring of Honor, which featured Cabana being strangled with
a metal coat hanger, bleeding from numerous chair shots,
having Draino poured down his throat, being piledriven off
the ring apron through a table, and getting his head crushed
between a ladder. On
April 1,
2006
in
Chicago,
Colt Cabana finally got his revenge and earned the respect
of Homicide after a brutal Chicago street fight which saw
the feud settled with a handshake and an embrace.
Cabana has also
worked a number of tryout matches in WWE on its HEAT and
Velocity
shows. Cabana also wrestled on the
April 10,
2006
episode of "RAW",
under the name Chris Guy
in a match against
Umaga.
Chris Guy is the real name of
Ace Steel,
who performed for WWE in
2004
under the name Scott Colton, Cabana's real name. In
addition, Cabana was a pallbearer for
The Undertaker
's Casket Match at
WrestleMania 22.
Slim
Gangstas and Meaty Mommas,
Welcome to the latest and greatest issue of NinjaPimp
online! There were some huge happenings this month.
Huge, like KrazyMan
and $nowMan's Weiners! First, we offer you the first
public interview with gymnastic sensation and adult film
superstar Cory Heart! I am sure you can't wait to read our
probing questions!
Second, we were able to pull off
a major coup by getting the hilarious and talented Colt Cabana
in for an interview. Colt is one of Pro Wrestling
Illustrated's top 100 wrestlers in the country! He's a
cult legend, and he will be a household name very soon.
Third, we interview adult film's Simpson Twins.
This makes it official. We've interviewed EVERY set of
active adult twins in the business today. Shana and Shiana
Simpson (AKA Kelly and Katie Cameron) tell us their dirtiest
little secrets in an exclusive interview!
Finally, we offer exclusive new AfroSquad content in
the form of a new AfroSquad movie trailer and a new AfroSquad
story and picture! Check it out! This is fantastic!
Exclusive Simpson Twins Interview!
By The Red Ninja
- Shana Simpson (AKA Kelly Cameron) So
are you ready for some frank and candid questions about you
and your sister?
Hell yeah!
I have only seen you in one video.
Have you done a lot of adult modeling and video? We did
only like four videos, but were coming back out for more!!
Great! When did you and your sister first get into
the adult industry? Did you get in as a pair? In
September of last year, and yeah we did break out as a pair.
Is it easier to work with your sister? I know some twins
find a sense of security when they work with a relative.
I love workin' with my twin! She's my best friend!
Do you have any limits on what you will and what you
won't do in a scene with you sister? Yeah. I do.
Were you and your sister close from a very young age?
Hell yeah! We always been attached to the hip. lol
Not literally, I hope. Did you always have separate
clothes, or did you mix and match as kids? We mix
clothes, always... We still share clothes.
Have you ever heard of Cali and Cherish or the Taylor
twins? If so, what do you think of them? Yeah I
did a couple scenes with them on my website. They are
awesome twins. I love them as my own sisters.
I've seen the videos. You do mean literally.
What is the craziest or most interesting thing you have ever
done in front of a camera? Me and my twin beat the sh!t
outta some guy. It was our scene. He got aroused
by getting punched and kicked in the balls and
(Gigantic Weiner!)
Have you rceived a lot of weird requests from guys? If
so, what are they? Yeah we have. Like one
was if we ever @!E each other (&$. Ewww, gross!
Do you have a large fan base? Some what. A lot
of people are startin' to know us more! Our fan base
is growing though... because we are coming back!
Do you have any products, projects, or websites that you
would like to promote? No. Not yet! We
will soon though.
What can NinjaPimp do to help you out in the future?
Be there to support us and protect us from haters.
We f'n hate haters! Would you ever do any photo shoots
with any other members of your family? My older sister
would be fun.
What is something that people don't know about you?
ummm
Have you ever worked as a stripper or dancer? Yes, I
have. Twice.
afro-squad.com has had over 1,000,000 visitors since our
inception. Is there anything that you would like to say to
the fans? I love them and thanks for there support.
You seem to be a very sweet girl. What is a nice thing
that you did for somebody? I helped out older people
when I first turned 18-20. I was a Certified Nursing
Assistant (CNA).
What is a mean thing that you did in the past? I am sure
you have a naughty side. I beat some girl up for talkin'
sh!t on my mom
Do you get any haters or jerks on your Myspace page? Can
you tell us about them? Yeah, I do! I just ignore them and just forget
bout them. They are just mad because they are
not sexy, and they don't have a twin. :)
Well thanks for the interview!
Thanks a lot Red Ninja. That was fun! I
really enjoy the adult industry look for me more I'm coming
out! Check out my new movie: POV Fantasy 6 , that was
a fun movie!
We will, take care!
KrazyMan Vs
NinjaPImp, Exclusive Trailer
adapted from Philly.com
You
have to hand it to those AfroSquad guys - KrazyMan, $nowMan,
NinjaPimp and the rest - they are fresher than a Sophmore on
Prom Night!
Of course, they proved their masochistic endurance beyond
all doubt a long time ago, making
AfroSquad: Alpha an exercise in overkill - some of
it funny, some of it unspeakably funky, all of it chaotic.
Apparently, pimping never gets old.
The sequel is a dizzying succession of fighting, SNL-like
sketches, and, that old crowd-pleaser, the boys actively
courting their own grievous harm. This is what you get when
a generation grows up watching far too many "Southpark"
cartoons while sitting on the couch eating bowl after bowl
of Bitch Smax.
If KrazyMan Vs NinjaPImp had a subtitle, it would
be "Pimps and Ninja." Both "species" figure prominently in
this film, from the KarzyMan-comes-to-the-suburbs opening to
the surprising nuclear ending. In one typically perilous
interlude, Krazyman proves that if this funky showbiz thing
doesn't work out, he could always pursue a career as a pit
fighter.
The
film carries the standard warning that viewers should not
attempt any of the stunts they are about to see. Maybe it's
time to do away with the advisory and let natural selection
take over. After all, we really need to get anyone who is
tempted to fight a NinjaPimp out of the gene pool.
Wrestling Superstar Colt Cabana
Exclusive Wrestler Interview - by
KrazyMan Colt,
how are you doing today?
I feel bloated and hyper.
First, I want to say thanks for doing this interview.
afro-squad.com recently had its 1 millionth visitor, so
hopefully a lot of people will read this. What is the
largest crowd that you have performed in front of?
I wrestled I believe in front of 18,000 plus people in a
sold out AllState Arena the night after WrestleMania 22 in
Chicago, IL.
Can you give everyone a basic biography about yourself?
Right on. I'm a pro wrestler. My name is Colt Cabana.
It's my real name...No, No it's not. But it should be and
I'm thinking about legally changing it to Colt Cabana or Dr.
Von Hugeballs.
I read that you were sponsored by a Mixed Martial Arts
group. Is that right? What is your relation with them? I'm actually sponsored by BESTBETONSPORTS.net. They have
nothing to do with MMA. BUT...if you wanna be rich by using
a sports system, go to BESTBETONSPORTS.net
This interview will appear in our Halloween issue. Have
you ever wrestled under any disguises? If so, what? I once wrestled as a giant Twinkie. No joke. It was for
a show called Totally Tool Wrestling. So I was Twinkie the
kid. Coincidentally, I dressed up as a Twinkie that year for
Halloween and I've never been asked so many questions about
my cream filling. It was an easy year to score that
Halloween!
We once interviewed Shark Boy. He has a great gimmick.
What other wrestling characters have you seen? I've seen one kid wrestle as "THE GAMEBOY". He had the
glove from the movie the Wizard and everything. Too bad he
looked like the first kid ever to get Nintendo. He wasn't
too tough.
Keeping with the Halloween theme, do you have any plans
for this Halloween? Yes. I plan on going out in Chicago. I also plan on
putting one of my arms inside my Tshirt and being the
drummer from Def Lepard.
Who is the baddest dude, other than yourself, that you
have faced in the ring? I once wrestled this guy named Bull Pain. He was like 40
and just mean looking. Total kickass biker dude.
Which wrestler would you hate to face in a bar fight? I bet American Dragon would throw made ninja moves in a
bar fight. He doesn't look intimidating, but when all you do
is train and watch wrestling, I wouldn't want to mess with
you in ANY fight.
A lot of wrestling is focused on the 18 to 25
demographic. Do you think there is room for a wrestling show
that appeals to kids? Kind of like the WWF in the 80s? If
so, who should be on that show? Definitely. I was actually working on putting a pilot
together for that same concept. Then I got too lazy and
forgot about it. I think guys like El Generico, Sharkboy and
Delerious would be great. Masked fighters. Also, obviously
me, because I need the money and fame. But characters would
be great. Wrestling needs more characters. Guys like Prince
Nana and Navajo Warrior would be great for a show like that.
What do you consider are your career highlights? I have so many. I performed my Ninja duties by wrestling
in Japan on two tours. I've also traveled the world as a pro
wrestler (much like a ninja). Other highlights are sharing
locker rooms with wrestlers I've admired growing up.
What injuries have you faced? Two separated shoulders. Two broken fingers. Torn
quadricep muscle. Broken nose. Concussions. Lacerations and
other technical words that I couldn't understand or repeat.
What promoters do you like to work with? I love wrestling for ROH and working w/ Cary Silken and
Gabe Sapalsky. I also enjoy wrestling for promoters Steve
Gauntley, Alex Shane and Brian Dixon over in the United
Kingdom. Also, I love promoters that pay on time and provide
half naked women for you!
Is there anyone you don't like to work with? Promoters that don't pay on time and don't provide half
naked women!!!!
So what is it like working in Japan?
Man. I was like Beverly Hills Ninja over there, except I'm
from Chicago and I couldn't do Farley justice. It was a
great experience. The people were nice, but the food sucked!
I look forward to going back more and more!
Do you think your body will be able to keep up this pace
for another 5 to 10 years? HAHA. Have you seen the way I wrestle. I could do this
for 60 more years...and I plan on it.
I've watched a lot of European wrestling. What is it like
to work over there? Its the same everywhere except how the people talk. They
talk all proper over in Europe. For me, everywhere people
want to laugh and be entertained. So that's what I give
them. It's universal.
Do you have any friends on the European scene? I have friends all over the map. Johnny Storm is the
greatest European diplomat the game has though!
Do you enjoy doing live interviews in front of the camera?
It's a piece of cake man. For me it comes natural. I love
talking and hearing myself talk, so it works out well.
This month we are also interviewing the Simpson twins.
They are a pair of adult superstars. Are you familiar with
their work? Is there anything you would like us to ask them?
Ashley and Lisa? I love both of them. Please tell them I
would love to do some cross over work and if they're ever in
Chicago to CALLLLLLLLL ME!
We also interviewed April Hunter. What do you think of
her? I know I wouldn't want to fight her. She's seems cool. I wouldn't want to fight her either.
Well, is there anything you would like to say to our
fans? Please support me at coltcabana.com and myspace.com/coltcabana
and go to bestbetonsports.net
Well, thanks for the entertaining interview. Thanks for takin' the time to learn about me, cheers!
Hi
Cory, how are you doing tonight?
Doing pretty good! Studying my a$$ off and really tired, but
good!
So can you tell us a little about yourself?
Well…………I am an internet p0rn sensation!!!! LOL j/k Actually
I am just a girl from Utah, good family, athletic
background, good student, pretty normal life outside of what
I do online. Never thought my life would take the
turns it has, but I am making the best of it.
What do you think of our movie
trailer? LOL It was cute! Is that you with the afro wig??
That's all natural. So what level did you compete at
in gymnastics?
Ok I will give NINJAPIMP an exclusive that I have never
talked about before. I started gymnastics when I was 4 and
competed will I was 16 going as far as State competition. I
stopped competing when I was a junior in high school because
gymnastics had lead me to cheer squad and I had a better
chance of getting into college with cheer than I did with
gymnastics. When I met
Niko (my boss)
and we started to build my site, we made the choice to NOT
make my site another cheerleader site and instead to make it
a gymnast site. I love doing gymnastics and with the way
things have worked out for me with cheer I wish I had stuck
with gymnastics instead as it was, and is my true passion.
Is your real name Cory Heart, or is that a stage name?
No but I love it!!!!!! For obvious reasons we use a “stage
name” to protect me and my family.
Can you tell us a fun story from your gymnastics career?
Oh I have tons! But the best one was luckily caught on tape.
We wanted to shoot some actual gymnastics routines for my
site www.CoryHeart.com in a REAL gym so we bribed someone at
my schools gym to let us in from 6-9am to film. We hide all
the school banners and signs and stuff and then just set me
loose doing floor routines and working the bars, the horse,
the works! Doing this for 2+ hours because everything we did
we did with an outfit on and then went through it all with
nothing on. By the end of the morning I was so whipped out
from all the stuff I had been doing. I got on the running
trampoline used to practice your floor routine and just
started flipping and doing all kinds of fun stuff. Then took
off my clothes and started doing it all naked (way more fun
naked btw). All of a sudden I started a backwards flipping
sequence and Oooooops I ran out of room and CRASH!
Here
is the actual clip www.biminibucksv2.com/thefall4.wmv and if
you look close you will see this was ALMOST not very funny.
I missed those bars by inches yikes!
What is one of the most interesting gymnastics moves that
you can perform?
Well the splits of course! *wink*
Was it a big transition for you to go from gymnastics to
adult modeling?
Well I would like to say that I was, but I was a natural
show off. I have always been a very h0rny girl and this has
all come a but to easy for me! I would like to tell you I
was shy or embarrassed the first time I got naked for the
camera, but I would not be telling the truth. I loved it!
Is modeling a full time job for you, or do you keep a day
job as well?
My “day job” is school. The money from the site is the only
income I have right now while I go to college.
What will and what won't you do on your website?
Well for my site I have only done nude modeling and some m@sturbation.
I made a bad choice when I was young and went to LA looking
for work. While there I shot some hardcore, ok I actually
shot a lot of hardcore content in a span of about 10 months.
I came to my senses when school found out and kicked me off
the cheer squad and revoked my scholarship. I came back
the Arizona and started working on my site. Point is we buy
some of the content I shot in LA and use it on my site
sometimes. But I do not do that kind of work anymore.
What are some of your hobbies and interests?
Working out, sex, reading, sex, working out, sex………………………
Do you see yourself continuing your education?
Heck yeah! I see myself finishing my degree in the next 2
years if all goes well.
Tell us what you think of afro-squad.com.
It looks really cool and I hope you guys do well with it!
Here wait…Cory Heart says NINJAPIMP rawks!!!!!!!!!!
Besides gymnastics, do you have any other special talents?
I am told that I am really funny! Maybe I should be a
comedian?
I bet you are a bad-a$$ dancer. Can you tear it up on
the dance floor?
Ok now you have embarrassed me! LOL You would think with all
the cheer and gymnastics I would be a bad-a$$ dancer…but I
really am not. I mean I move ok and have rhythm but it isn’t
something that just flows through me. I get on a dance floor
and usually look like the really hot retarded girl who has
had too much to drink!
If we are in the area, would you like to be in the
AfroSquad movie in 2008?
Haha! I am sure that would be a blast!
Well, thanks for your time! We'll get you on the
list of extras. KrazyMan will be excited!
AfroSquad Soul Review,
Song Lyrics
Written by
SnowMan
Performed by $nowMan and Krazyman
He'll
drive my Lexus,
I'm straight out of Texas,
and the Simpson twins always want to sex us!
I’m a straight edged pimp with a home in the D’
and Cali and Cherish want to ride with me!
Enlightened
like Ghandi,
And I’m cool like Fonzie
Rollin’ Lake St. Clair in my 40 foot Danzi
I got all wheel drive so my tires don’t squeal,
And like Monty Hall, I always make that deal!
The Man is probably best known as the
Republican candidate in the
2005
Pimp of the Year Awards
in which, due to miscalculations by pollsters and the press, he
was projected as the winner. The
Chicago Daily Tribune
had even gone so far as to print "THE MAN DEFEATS AFROSQUAD" as
its post-election headline, though the election was actually won
by
$NOWMAN,
the incumbent. The pollsters, like all
major U.S.
pollsters,
showed that "The Man" would win in a landslide.
