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Jenni Carmichael Interview
by the Red Ninja

Jenni Carmichael is one of the top adult sensations on the internet.  She stars in her own XXX website, and she is also featured in the LightSpeed University showcase of classy babes.  When it comes to hot teens, this girl takes the cake. 

Jenni, how are you doing today?  Well hey I am doing fine! Just a bit tired its been a long week.

Let's talk a little about your past. How old were you when you started modeling?  I was 18 when I started modeling.

How did you get into adult modeling, and can you tell us a little about the first time you took your clothes off in front of a camera?  I answered an ad in the paper for nude models here in Phoenix. It was ok, the guy was kind of an a-hole and, though I have never regretted doing adult work, I for sure regret ever working for him. Not a good intro into the adult business that's for sure.

What was your first hardcore photo shoot? What was that like? Well because of my bad experience here in Phoenix, I decided to go to LA and do some "real" adult work. My first and only scene in LA was a DVD for Hustler in which I did a Girl/Girl/Guy 3 some.

What guys do you work with? What do you think of those guys? Well I have worked with a lot of guys in my short time doing adult modeling so is hard to keep up! But all of the work I have done on my website www.xxxjennicarmichael.com has been with Niko. What do I think of him? LOL He is my oldest and dearest friend, my ex, my boss?????lots of history there but we love each other that's for sure.

Let's move on to AfroSquad content. What do you think of our video?  CRAZY!!! LOL I like it for sure.

What do you think of our boys $nowMan and KrazyMan? They look like they are lots of fun!  I would totally make out with the $nowMan!

So, you seem to be good friends with our pal Cory Heart. How do you know her? What can you tell us about her?  Hmmmmmmm, well?I know her because we both work for the same company. She seems nice to me though I wouldn't say we are close at all. We had a rough start when she came on board because I had always been the #1 site with the company and within a few months she blew past me like a bullet. Combo of her letting it go to her head, me being jealous, and Niko not paying me the attention he always had...all lead to some drama for sure. But we have all moved past that and there is no drama or hate between us. She is WAY hot that's for sure and seems to be a sweet girl.

So what do you think of MySpace? Are you a MySpace junkie? Hahaha!  I love myspace!!! I am sure I would be a junkie if I had the time, but I am finishing up schooling and an internship so I don't have a lot of free time.

What is your favorite movie, television show, and website? Movie:  Super Troopers.  Television:  24.  Website:  Well of course www.xxxjennicarmichael.com!

Where do you see yourself in five years? Living a normal life working in the medical profession, and still modeling for my website!

What other online babes do you know?  Wow I have met so many because of Niko and working for LightSpeed for so long?Here are a few of my favorites: I spent lots of time with Jordan Capri when she was dating Niko Bimini, and she was super nice. Tawnee Stone is a very close friend of Niko, and I like her lots. I have met LightSpeed girls Aly, Raimi, Taylor Little, Nikki Grinds, and they were all sweet. Getting to know Sophia from extremesophia.com lately as she has been hanging around the Bimini house, and she is really HOT!!!

Do you have any funny stories that come from your website career? I know Cory had a few scares while she modeled in a gym.  OMG she is the Queen of bloopers that's for sure! LOL My funniest stories come from us shooting in public and getting caught. That has happened more times than I can count and is always good for a laugh.

What is your guilty pleasure?  Tofu

What turns you on?  I LOVE having my a-hole licked!!!

Is there anything that you would like to do in bed, that you have never done?  Believe it or not I have never been with another girl and would LOVE to.

What kinds of photo shoots are in your future?  Oh more of the same hot stuff I love to do! I get asked a lot if I will ever do 'hardcore" or intercourse and the answer will always be NO. I made my mind up from day one that I won't ever have sex on film and I have stuck to that. I love sucking c0ck and lots of other perversions on film, but sex will never happen...well unless Niko Bimini is the one I am doing it with!! LOL

Are there any charities that you like?  I'm a Salvation Army girl and volunteer whenever I can to help out.

What was your high school prom like?  Have no idea as I did not go!  Can you believe it no one wanted to go with me.

What is your favorite picture of yourself?  Oh many too many to choose from! I am lucky that my boss/photographer takes lots of amazing pics.

Can you tell us something about you that not a lot of people know?  Not many people know that I am a marathon runner. I have run in the Boston and NYC marathons the past 2 years.

Is there anything you would like to say to our fans?  I LOVE YOU!  I LOVE YOU ALL! I am the BIGGEST show off in the world, and I LOVE every minute I am performing for my fans! Nothing turns me on more than knowing there are people out there getting turned on by me, God I love that!!

Thanks for your time.

Awesome Austin Creed Interview
by KrazyMan

Creed, whose fashion sense is reminiscent of Apollo Creed, is one of the top independent wrestlers in the country.  His chiseled physique, winning record, and untamed afro make him perfect for the AfroSquad.

How are you doing today?  Freakin' Awesome

Can you tell us your basic information?  Austin, 205, 5'9' Vigro.  I enjoy long walks on the beach...

So, do you enjoy working in wrestling?  I love it

What has been the best part of your wrestling career?  Meeting so many different types of people

Where have you worked?  A lot of different places in the South, but right now mainly NWA Anarchy, but I started out with Rob Adonis in UCW based out of Athens GA. 

What has been you biggest wrestling accomplishment?  Knowing that my trainers are proud of me.

What has been your most painful injury?  I have been lucky enough to not have really busted anything up to bad. But both my thumbs and one of my big toes seem to be permanently jammed.

Who do you like to work with and why?  Easy, Frankie Valentine. I had my first singles match with him and he is just an all around great wrestler

Who don't you like to work with?  I haven't really come across anyone that has given me any problems. I feel like you get out of something what you put into it so if you go in with a good attitude then you'll have a good outcome. Yea prolly sounds kinda lame but I'm working on a Psychology degree, so deal with it!

So, are there wrestling groupies? Got any good stories?  HA! Groupies! That's funny. My girlfriend does jiu-jitsu...I would like to live past my 20's... Hopefully you get the idea!

Can you tell us how you got into wrestling?  Who trained you?  It is just something that I have wanted to do since I can remember. Everyone wanted to be a fireman or a police officer and I always wanted to be a pro wrestler. So its kinda funny that out of my friends I was the one with the most "ridiculous" dream, but I'm actually living mine. Like I stated earlier, I was trained by Rob Adonis, who by the way is the man, and later I picked up my training with Broady Chase and Mikki Free, who also are collectively "the men", so I have gotten the opportunity to learn a lot from people who know how to teach. 

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?  Hopefully somewhere wrestling in front of thousands of people. But I really want to be in a video game.

What would be your dream match?  Hmm, Austin Creed vs. Two Cold Scorpio

What is the most unique thing you have seen in wrestling?  A moonsault leg drop, may not be unique to othe' people but it's like the sickest i've ever seen.

What wrestlers do you compare yourself with?  Some people say that I move like Brian Pillman, who I think was an amazing wrestler, but I don't know.  I don't really compare myself to anyone.

Do you have anything to say to the fans of afro-squad.com? Rock the fro and bow down to Brock Samson. Peace!
 

The Jenni Carmichael Issue (#32)

Pam and KrazyMan:
What Really Happened?
It's the all-new Pam Anderson and KrazyMan divorce shocker: did the sexy "Baywatch" babe's cameo in the cultish hit "AfroSquad" cause a marriage ending blowout?

New reports Tuesday said yes, and that KrazyMan exploded in front of a group of VIPs when screening the movie, allegedly upset about the scene in which $nowMan watches Pam's infamous sex tape with her ex, Tommy Lee.

Shouting expletives and screaming at Pam, Krazy wasn't rocking his wife's world as he said she had humiliated herself.

A source close to Pam cited this was the beginning of the end, dishing to the New York Post that Pam left KrazyMan because of "his gigantic wiener and major anger issues."

Just weeks ago, Pam was still gushing to "Extra" about the honeymoon phase of their marriage. The blushing bride even revealed they wanted kids together!

"We're trying," she shared.

In an ironic twist, the newly split couple has just been named afro-squad.com's Newlyweds of the Year, and they are featured making out in a steamy layout in the Dec. issue.

As far as the ex-factor is concerned, insiders alleged that KrazyMan was jealous of Pam's former flame, Tommy Lee, who has remained a part of Pam's life in order to raise their two little ones, Dylan and Brandon.

NinjaPimp Hall of Fame
by the SnowMan
afro-squad.com announced its newest additions to the NinjaPimp Hall of Fame, the Taylor Twins.  These classy ladies have been the foundation of afro-squad.com for over two years. 

"They are the hottest twins on the internet," states the brash KrazyMan.  "They were also the first twins to try my 20 inch sausage." 

The Taylor Twins are not the first inductees into the Classy Lady Hall of Fame.  Other inductees include Anna Stephan, the Greater Sin's Angela, Ayme Jo Wood, Brianna Lane, Julie Ann Gerhard, Darion Michaels, Cami Waldek, and Cindy James.  All of which were contestants in the original Miss Classy Lady awards, which started over a decade ago.

Ms. AfroSquad 2007
by the NinjaPimp
The first annual "Ms. AfroSquad" honor for 2007 went to Freaky Nicole, as AfroSquad marked its first decade on the internet.  The winner was selected by Afrosquad and NinjaPimp's expert panel: The $nowMan, KrazyMan, NinjaPimp, Zombie Pimp, and the Red Ninja.

"We chose Nicole not just for her great rack, but she is much more than that.  She also has a great set of buns" said the Red Ninja, who took over as NinjaPimp's managing editor earlier this year. "To be considered for Ms. AfroSquad, the basic requirement is to send an AfroSquad fan picture."

The AfroSquad did cite 26 "People Who Made AfroSquad 2006," from Ivan to our homie Alan to the troika Cali Marie, Cherish and Cindy Pucci.

The NinjaPimp said if the AfroSquad had decided to go with a Mr. Afrosquad, Alan or Christopher were the likely choices. "It is jus' amazing to see the kind of support that the site gets," the NinjaPimp said.

It was not the first time NinjaPimp magazine has given out awards.  The site used to have a monthly Miss Classy Lady award, but now primarily awards the Miss Classy Lady on an annual basis.  AfroSquad also names an annual Pimp of the Year. 

"I love the concept of this award - women can feel free to bribe us to win.  Nicole won my vote when she mailed me her panties," $nowman said. "She even hooked Zombie Pimp up with an 'I love Brains' t-shirt."

Next year's winner could be any fine lady, just so long as she is willing to show her love to Afrosquad!

AfroSquad crew play James Brown during space walk.  
The 69th crew of the AfroSquad Space Station (ASS) played James Brown during a nearly six-hour space walk in a NinjaPimp.com program on Thursday, a Mission Control spokesman said.

Funky cosmonaut Krazyman and afro-squad.com astronaut Red Ninja opened the hatches and began their walk at 0420 GMT on Thursday after a 60-minute delay for "sex with some bitches," said NinjaPimp, spokesman for the Mission AeroSpace Center (MAC) near Funkytown.

According to the Weekly Funky Tribune news agency, the pair spent in outer space five hours instead of the planned 69 minutes, KrazyMan said.

"Most of the program has been fulfilled," KrazyMan said. They played James Brown, installed a neutron telescope on the exterior of the bootie service module, took a picture of $nowMan's butt and replaced the Worldwide Ho Observation and Reconnaissance Equipment (W.H.O.R.E.) antenna.

NinjaPimp astronaut Zombie Pimp assisted the space walk from the ASS. Then, he ate some freeze dried brains with tang.

2007 Pimp of the Year (POTY)
AfroSquad is proud to announce that Sponge Bob Square Pimp is the 2007 Pimp of the Year!  Formerly known as "Square Pants," Sponge Bob really turned it on in 2006, and he will carry the Pimp of the Year Cup throughout 2007. 

Bob, who pimps out of Bikini Bottom and the surrounding lagoon floor, hangs out with a phallic shaped starfish man-whore named Patrick.  Although nothing is certain, there are rumors that he will have to abdicate his position as Pimp of the Year to treat his severe case of the Krusty Krabs that he received from Sandy Cheeks while visiting the Chum Bucket.  

2007 POTY Runner Up
KrazyMan, the perpetual sidekick to the $nowMan, outdid his pimping buddy and was voted as first runner up for the 2007 Pimp of the Year.  Should Sponge Bob not be able to fulfill his pimping duties of pleasuring fine ladies across the globe as Pimp of the Year, then Krazyman will be required to step into that role.

KrazyMan's 2006 accomplishments include four marriages to Pamela Lee (Man), the starring role in AfroSquad, Episode Zero, the unveiling of his and $nowMan's Gigantic Weiners, and delivering Big Dongs to hoes nationwide!    

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