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Bob almost loses the Pimp of the Year title.  We talk about the Players' Ball, the Hoe Depot, the Protagons, and how to be more safe in the adult industry.    <br>            </font> <a href="http://www.afro-squad.com/ak2/sid/NP2.jpg"> <font face="Times New Roman">The NinjaPimp, </font> </a> <font face="Times New Roman"><br>            <i>Dragon Master, afro-squad.com</i></font></font><hr> <p></p> <font face="Times New Roman"><b><font size="2">afro-squad.com Exclusive Interview with Jessica Jaymes</font></b><font size="2"><br> <i>by the NinjaPimp</i> </font></font> <p> <font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><strong> <a href="http://www.afro-squad.com/ak2/sid/jessicajaymes.jpg"> <img src="http://www.afro-squad.com/ak2/sid/jessicajaymes.jpg" align="left" border="3" width="170" height="254"></a></strong></font><i><font face="Times New Roman" size="2">On </font> <a title="October 12" style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_12"> <font color="#000000" face="Times New Roman">October 12</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2">, </font> <a title="2004" style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004"> <font color="#000000" face="Times New Roman">2004</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2">, it was widely reported that she and pop singer </font> <a title="Nick Lachey" style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Lachey"> <font color="#000000" face="Times New Roman">Nick Lachey</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"> had a sexual encounter at a bachelor party for his friend, Sean Sullivan, held at the </font> <a title="Hollywood Hills" style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_Hills"> <font color="#000000" face="Times New Roman">Hollywood Hills</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"> residence of </font> <a class="new" title="C-Note Records" style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=C-Note_Records&action=edit"> <font color="#000000" face="Times New Roman">C-Note Records</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2">' owner Cody Leibel.  Jaymes later claimed to </font> <a title="New York Post" style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_Post"> <font color="#000000" face="Times New Roman">New York Post</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2">'s </font> <a title="Page Six" style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Page_Six"> <font color="#000000" face="Times New Roman">Page Six</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"> that Lachey watched her in a lesbian sex show with another pornographic performer.  After the alleged incident was publicized, her career seemed to escalate with the announcement that she is the first-ever contract model for </font> <a title="Hustler" style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hustler"> <font color="#000000" face="Times New Roman">Hustler</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"> and awarded her the "Hustler Honey of the Year" award.  On </font> <a title="November 21" style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/November_21"> <font color="#000000" face="Times New Roman">November 21</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2">, </font> <a title="2005" style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005"> <font color="#000000" face="Times New Roman">2005</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2">, </font> <a title="Salon.com" style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salon.com"> <font color="#000000" face="Times New Roman">Salon.com</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"> reported that Jaymes and her agent were shopping around the alleged "real story" for a price of around one million USD.  She also shared some details with afro-squad.com.  (Source, Wikipedia)</font></i></p> <p><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><strong>Jessica, hi. How are you doing? </strong>I just woke up. I am so sorry. I was at a New Year's party last night, so you can imagine how tired I am.</font></p> <p> <font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><strong> Would you like me to call back another time? You sound really tired. </strong> No, let's do this. I just apologize if it takes me a minute to wake up.</font><font size="2"></div> <br>  </font><div> <font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><strong>No problem. So who came up with your name? </strong>I did. I came up with it myself. I had to spell Jaymes with a "y" in the middle because there was already a Jessica James, and I didn't want to be confused for her.</font></div> <div style="width: 367; height: 19">  </div> <div> <font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><strong>I didn't know that. I looked your name up on Wikipedia, but I didn't think there would be two Jessica James (Jaymes). So what is your website and who runs it? </strong>The site is </font> <font face="Arial" size="2"> <a href="http://www.xxxjessicajaymes.com/"> <font face="Times New Roman">www.xxxjessicajaymes.com</font></a></font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2">. Brandon Michaels and Catalina Cruz are affiliated with the site. They are great.<br>  </font></div> <div> <font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><strong>Brandon is an actor in the adult industry. I am familiar with his work. I also used to work with Catalina back when she was known as Jenna Z. She was on our site for a while. So where are you from? </strong>I am from Anchorage, Alaska. My dad was in the Air Force. He was a DEA agent, a police officer, and he was in Vietnam as a helicopter pilot. </font> </div> <div>  </div> <div> <font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><strong>Didn't you want to be a pilot?</strong> Yeah, I was born to pilot. Ever since I watched Top Gun as a kid, I wanted to be a fighter pilot. </font> </div> <div>  </div> <div> <font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><strong>Don't you work with Playboy? </strong>Yes, I host a TV show called Totally Busted... it is on Playboy TV. It is a totally uncensored show that is like a XXX Candid Camera. Furthermore, I did a show called Night Calls. On the show, people call in and ask sex questions. They ask things like, "When did you first have sex?" By the way, the answer is that I was thirteen years old. </font> </div> <div>  </div> <div> <font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><strong>Did you know that we just interviewed Ginger Lynn. She also does a show on Playboy. She works with Christy Canyon. </strong>Ginger is a legend. To steal a word from the 80s, she is "rad." Ginger Lynn is beautiful. She is wonderful. I can't say enough about her. </font> </div> <div>  </div> <div> <font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><strong>I also read something about you and Nick Lachey. Can you tell us about that?</strong> I can neither confirm or deny anything about Nick Lachey. You can read about that on page six of the New York Times.</font></div> <div>  </div> <div> <font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><strong>Well who was the other girl involved? Was she a friend? </strong>Holy sh!t. I don't even know her name. I just ate her pu$$!. I eat a lot of girls. I am so tired. I apologize.</font></div> <div>  </div> <div> <font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><strong>So were you Hustler's Honey of the Year? </strong>Yes, I was also the first contract girl as the Honey of the Year. I have done five covers with them and six layouts. I worked with them in 2003, 2004, 2005, and 2006. I was Honey of the Year in 2005. I was also on Howard Stern, four times. Three times when it was in syndication and one time when it was on satellite. </font> </div> <div>  </div> <div> <font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><strong>What was the show like? </strong>The first time I was there Howard put me in the Robo Spanker. I was the first girl to ever use the Robo Spanker. It wasn't calibrated right. Howard whipped me hard. Oh my god, I f'n cried.</font></div> <div>  </div> <div> <font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><strong>What about the other episodes? </strong>On another episode a fan of mine named Richard had to answer questions. He got several right, but when he got one wrong he had to pay. A guy named Captain Sack "tea-bagged" Richard with chocolate on his balls. Can you imagine? That had to be the worst! </font> </div> <div>  </div> <div> <font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><strong>Is the show different now that it is on Satellite? </strong>No, it is still the same. They now broadcast the show on the web.</font></div> <div>  </div> <div> <font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><strong>So what movies have you made lately? </strong>One is titled Jessica Jaymes' Poke-Her Tournament. </font> </div> <div>  </div> <div> <font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><strong>That's clever. What company do you work with? </strong>It is Jessica Jaymes productions. It is my own company. I produce all of my own sh!t with Platinum Blue. </font> </div> <div>  </div> <div> <font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><strong>I didn't realize. So, who do you like to work with? </strong>Honestly, I like everyone I work with. I work with a large amount of people. Some of my favorites are Nick Manning, Brittney Skye, Talon, Sasha, Tommy Gunn, and several other people. </font> </div> <div>  </div> <div> <strong><font face="Times New Roman" size="2">What companies have you worked with? </font> </strong><font face="Times New Roman" size="2">Vivid, Wicked and everyone imaginable. I have worked with them all. From the top of the business to the bottom.</font></div> <div>  </div> <div> <font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><strong>So how many people visit your site? </strong>I don't know, but the website makes about $60,000 a month. So there must be a lot of people. </font> </div> <div>  </div> <div> <font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><strong>That's great. Congratulations.</strong> Yeah, and for the fans who want to see something harder... I am launching a new site very soon. It is going to be called Jessica Jaymes Raw! The site is going to be extreme. There will be blood, my head in a toilet, wrist slashing, anal, asphyxiation, murder, stuff that nobody would believe. It is going to be awesome! I can't wait!</font></div> <div>  </div> <div> <font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><strong>That's great. I am sure it will be a big success. You have been a very fun guest. Maybe if you get the chance, you can tell your friends to do an interview with afro-squad.com. </strong></font> </div> <div> <font face="Times New Roman" size="2">Well thank you for your time. It was a lot of fun. I wish you the best of luck on your website. Please keep in touch! </font> </div> <hr> <p> <font face="Times New Roman"><b><font size="2">afro-squad.com Exclusive Interview with </font></b><font size="2"><b>Dr. Sharon Mitchell</b><br> <i>by the Red Ninja</i> </font></font> </p> <p><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"> <i><a href="http://www.afro-squad.com/ak2/sid/Mitchie-head2.jpg"> <img border="3" src="http://www.afro-squad.com/ak2/sid/Mitchie-head2.jpg" width="200" height="270" align="left"></a>Sharon Mitchell is the Director of the Adult Industry Medical Health Care Foundation, that she set up in 1998. She is a retired erotic actress, with an amazing career spanning over two decades.  She has since earned a Ph.D. degree in human sexuality from the Institute for the Advanced Study of Human Sexuality in San Francisco."</i></font></p> <p><i><font face="Times New Roman" size="2">Dr. Mitchell's film credits include such classics as Wadd, The Life and Times of John C. Holmes, The Top 25 Adult Stars of All-Time, The Legend of Ron Jeremy, The Family Business, E! True Hollywood Story (Ginger Lynn and Linda Lovelace), The Legends of Sex, over 450 other movie titles, and she was the medical assistant in Houston's World's Largest Gangb@ng - 620.   </font> </i></p> <p><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"> afro-squad.com is an online magazine that interviews adult film stars.   Quite a few of them say that you are the best doctor that they've ever worked with.  Can you explain to our friends how you are involved in the adult industry? <br> WHY YES, I WAS AN ACTRESS, PRODUCER, DIRECTOR, AND FEATURE DANCER IN THE ADULT INDUSTRY SINCE 1975.I HAVE A MASTERS DEGREE IN PUBLIC HEALTH, AND A PH.D IN HUMAN SEXUALITY.  I AM A BOARD CERTIFIED CLINICAL SEXOLOGIST, WHICH MEANS I AM CAPABLE IN BOTH THE PHYSICAL AND EMOTIONAL ISSUES SURROUNDING SEX, AND THE STUDY THEREOF.  (GYNECOLOGY, UROLOGY, COUNSELING) SO, WITH MY EXPERIENCE IN THE INDUSTRY, AND MY FORMAL EDUCATION, I AM VERY SYMPATHETIC TO THE ENTERTAINERS IN THE INDUSTRY.  PERHAPS THAT IS WHY FOLKS ARE SO HAPPY TO SEE ME, AS I HAVE NO JUDGMENT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX.<br> <br> What recommendations would you make to a girl who is new to the industry?  THAT IS A LOADED QUESTION. WE GIVE OUT A DVD CALLED "PORN 101" WHICH INCLUDES ALL OF OUR RECOMMENDATIONS AT AIM HEALTHCARE FOUNDATION THIS DVD IS OVER 1 HOUR LONG, AND WE ALSO COUNSEL EACH NEW PERSON FOR 1/2 HOUR ON HIV AND STDS WHEN THEY FIRST COME INTO THE INDUSTRY.  MOST IMPORTANTLY, GET TESTED AT AIM (WE ARE NATIONAL NOW) EACH MONTH FOR HIV BY PCR/DNA EARLY DETECTION TEST, AND CHLAMYDIA AND GONORRHEA EACH MONTH.  UPON ENTERING GET A PAP SMEAR, AND A FULL CHECK UP, INCLUDING VACCINATIONS FOR HEPATITIS, AND GARDISIL, THE VACCINATION FOR HPV.  AND ABOVE ALL "DON''T FUCK TO GET THE JOB, THAT IS THE JOB."  IN MARCH, OUR PORN 101 WILL BE STREAMING VIDEO ON OUR SITE, AIM-MED.ORG AND FOR GENERAL PUBLIC SXCHECK.COM<br> <br> What recommendations do you have to the thousands of people who perform on adult websites?  PLEASE, GET TESTED AND USE CONDOMS WHENEVER POSSIBLE.  MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHO AND WHAT YOU ARE DOING BEFORE  YOU START, AND DON'T DO ANYTHING NEW ONLINE, OR ON  TAPE OR FILM, TRY IT AT HOME FIRST. <br> <br> What are the dangers in the adult industry?  IN THE ADULT INDUSTRY, ONE COULD GET ANYTHING FROM THE FLU TO HIV, YOU MUST LEARN TO PROTECT YOURSELF THE BEST YOU CAN. SAY NO, WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO DO SOMETHING, KEEP YOUR BOUNDARIES HIGH, LIKE YOUR PAYSCALE, AND DON'T EVER SETTLE FOR LESS. THERE ARE JUST AS MANY GREAT PEOPLE IN THE INDUSTRY AS THERE ARE PEOPLE WITH LESS THAN GOOD INTENTIONS, TRY TO "HOOK UP" WITH THE WINNERS, AS YOU WILL BE ASKED TO PUSH YOU LIMITS, SO KNOW WHAT THEY ARE BEFORE YOU START. I HAVE SEEN AND HEARD MANY A HORROR STORY, AND IT CAN BE HELPED BY FOLLOWING SIMPLE ADVICE. FOR A COMPLETE LIST OF OUR RECOMMENDATIONS, SEE AIM-MED.ORG<br> <br> Can you share any interesting stories from your medical career? OF COURSE! I SUPPOSE THE MOST INTERESTING STORIES IS ONE DAY I WAS WORKING AT AIM, WHEN THE PHONE RANG, AND THE VOICE ON THE OTHER END ASKED, "DR. MITCHE, HOW MANY CHOP STICKS CAN I SAFELY INSERT IN MY WIFE FOR THIS VIDEO?"  I THOUGHT, NOW WHERE IN ALL MY TRAINING AND EDUCATION WOULD I HAVE LEARNED THAT??  SO I SAID "I'M NOT SURE, BUT MAKE SURE THEY ARE STERILE PLASTIC, AND ALWAYS INSERT FROM THE MIDDLE".  (IT TURNED OUT TO BE OVER 200!!)<br> <br> How did you get started in your career?I WAS DOING A TV SOAP OPERA IN NEW YORK CITY, WHEN MY LEGITIMATE AGENT ASKED ME, DID I WANT TO DO A SEX FILM? I SAID SURE! I SHOT "THAT LADY FROM RIO", WITH VANESSA DEL RIO", AND LOVED IT! I STAYED FOR 21 YEARS!<br> <br> We've seen you interviewed on numerous documentaries and reality shows.  Why do you think people respect you so much? WELL,  I SUPPOSE IT IS MY JOURNEY, I'VE COME FROM BEING A PORN STAR, I'VE BEEN A DRUG ADDICT, TO BECOMING A DOCTOR, I THINK FOLKS LIKE TO HEAR SUCCESS STORIES, AND IT SEEMS TO INSPIRE PEOPLE.<br> <br> Haven't you been a driving force or in establishing self-imposed industry standards?  What have you done?  I HAVE BEEN DIRECTLY INVOLVED IN STARTING THE ONLY ADULT INDUSTRY CLINICAL TESTING STANDARDS THAT EXIST FOR HIV, STD SCREENING, AS WELL AS COUNSELING PROGRAMS FOR DRUG AND ALCOHOL AND "LIFE AFTER PORN COUNSELING AND SCHOLARSHIPS. (AND AGAIN, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE ALL THE STANDARDS THEY ARE CLEARLY LISTED ON <a href="http://www.aim-med.org/index.html">AIM-MED.ORG</a>)<br> <br> Where do you see yourself in five years? HOPEFULLY PARTIALLY RETIRED, AFTER TAKING AIM GLOBAL, ALONG WITH SXCHECK, MY OTHER ONLINE CLINIC FOR THE GENERAL PUBLIC.<br> <br> If you had one wish, what would you change about the adult industry? I WISH THAT TALENT COULD GET RESIDUALS FOR THE GOOD WORK THAT THEY DO, SO THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW FOR THE TIME THEY SENT IN PORN. NOT MANY FOLKS SAVE THEIR MONEY WHILE THEY ARE IN THE INDUSTRY, SO I BELIEVE THAT IT WOULD HELP.<br> <br> I saw you in a biography when you gave a test to Ron Jeremy.  How do you think HIV has changed the adult industry? IN ONE SENSE I KNOW IT HAS MADE THE INDUSTRY SAFER, AS WE SEE HIV EVERY MONTH AT AIM FROM TALENT WHO IS TESTING FOR THE FIRST TIME, AND THANK GOD THAT THEY ARE REQUIRED TO GET AN AIM TEST, BEFORE THEY WORK, OR HIV WOULD CLEARLY BE TRANSMITTED, AND PROBLEM, IF THEY HAD NOT TESTED WITH US FIRST.  IN ANOTHER SENSE I FEEL THAT THE TESTING GIVES TALENT A "FALSE SENSE" OF SECURITY,  AS THEY FEEL THEY ARE BULLET PROOF IF THEY HAVE OR WORK WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A NEGATIVE TEST.  AS THESE TESTS ARE ONLY GOOD FOR 12 DAYS BEFORE TO THE DAY THAT THEY ARE DRAWN.  TALENT CAN STILL CATCH HIV, AND WE COULDN'T FIND IT UNTIL 12 DAYS AFTER EXPOSURE, AND SOMEONE COULD STILL BE WORKING AND SPREAD HIV DURING THE 30 DAYS THAT THEY GO IN BETWEEN TESTING. YES, IT'S A SHORT WINDOW PERIOD, AND WE DO CATCH HIV VERY EARLY, BUT AIM'S TESTING PROGRAM IS MEANT TO STOP THE SPREAD OF AN INDUSTRY OUTBREAK EARLY, WE CANNOT PREVENT IT FROM ENTERING, WHEN PEOPLE HAVE OUTSIDE RISKY BEHAVIOR IN THEIR PRIVATE LIVES.<br> <br> Do you have a website? DRSHARONMITCHELL.COM, SXCHECK, <a href="http://www.aim-med.org/index.html">AIM-MED.ORG</a><br> <br> How can people contact your facility?   SXCHECK.COM & AIM -MED.ORG, AND TEST ONLINE, OR CALL (818) 981-5681, What services do you offer? HIV,STD TESTING AND TREATMENT AND COUNSELING, DRUG AND ALCOHOL PROGRAMS, COUPLES AND INDIVIDUAL COUNSELING, ONLINE TESTING, AND OF COURSE, GENERAL, AND GYNECOLOGICAL MEDICAL HEALTH CARE AS WE HAVE DOCTORS ON STAFF 5 DAYS EACH WEEK. AIM IS A WALK IN FACILITY SO NO APPOINTMENT IS NECESSARY.<br> <br> Are there a lot of STDs in the adult industry? NO, DUE TO THE CONSTANT SCREENING IT'S ABOUT 2%, IN THE GENERAL PUBLIC FOR THE SAME AGE RANGE IT'S ABOUT 12%, SO WE ARE CONSIDERABLY LOWER THAN THE GENERAL PUBLIC.<br> <br> Are there any companies that you think do the best job of caring for their performers? WICKED, OBVIOUSLY, AS THEY ARE CONDOM ONLY, AND AS A CLINICIAN, I HAVE TO SAY THAT IS ABOUT AS SAFE AS ONE COULD BE, TESTING AND CONDOMS!<br> <br> Is there anything else that you would like to say to the 20,000 of our monthly readers? YES! GET TESTED REGULARLY FOR HIV AND STDS IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY ACTIVE! AND BE KIND TO YOUR FELLOW MAN, AS THE WORLD GROWS SMALLER, PEOPLE ARE LOOSING PATIENCE, SO BE HAPPY, SLOW DOWN, AND SMELL THE FLOWERS WHILE THERE ARE SOME LEFT!! STAY SAFE AND SEXY, DR. SHARON MITCHELL<br> <br> Well, thanks for your time.  Good luck in the future.</font></p> <p><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"> <a href="http://www.aim-med.org/TalentResponsibilities.pdf"> <font face="Times New Roman">Read AIM's performer responsibility sheet</font></a></font></p> <p> </p> <p align="center"> <font face="Times New Roman"><a href="http://www.afro-squad.com/32.html">Previous Issue</a></font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2">  |  </font> <a href="http://www.afro-squad.com/"> <font face="Times New Roman">Newest Issue</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2">  |  </font> <font face="Times New Roman"><a href="http://www.afro-squad.com/34.html">Next Issue</a></font></p> </td> <td width="4" align="justify"></td> <td valign="top" width="385" bgcolor="#800000" align="justify"> <p align="right"><b><font size="2" color="#FFFF00" face="Times New Roman">The Jessica Jaymes Issue (#33)</font></b></p> <p align="justify"></p> <p><font color="#FFFF00" face="Times New Roman" size="2"><b>afro-squad.com Exclusive Interview with Konnan</b><br> <i>by SnowMan</i></font></p> <p><b><span class="h16b"> <a href="http://www.afro-squad.com/ak2/sid/200px-Konnan.jpg"> <img height="235" src="http://www.afro-squad.com/ak2/sid/200px-Konnan.jpg" width="200" align="left" border="3"></a></span></b><i><font size="2" color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman">Charles Ashenoff</font><font size="2"><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman">, better known by his </font> <a class="ilnk.." href="http://www.answers.com/topic/ring-name" target="_top" assignParam(?navinfo?,?method|4?+getLinkTextForCookie(this));?> <font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> <span style="text-decoration: none">ring name</span></font></a><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman">, Konnan, is a semi-retired </font> <a class="ilnk.." href="http://www.answers.com/topic/cuban-american" target="_top" assignParam(?navinfo?,?method|4?+getLinkTextForCookie(this));?> <font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> <span style="text-decoration: none">Cuban American</span></font></a><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> </font> <a class="ilnk.." href="http://www.answers.com/topic/professional-wrestling-2" target="_top" assignParam(?navinfo?,?method|4?+getLinkTextForCookie(this));?> <font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> <span style="text-decoration: none">professional wrestler</span></font></a><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> and </font> <a class="ilnk.." href="http://www.answers.com/topic/rapping" target="_top" assignParam(?navinfo?,?method|4?+getLinkTextForCookie(this));?> <font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> <span style="text-decoration: none">rapper</span></font></a><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> of </font> <a class="ilnk.." href="http://www.answers.com/topic/puerto-rican-1" target="_top" assignParam(?navinfo?,?method|4?+getLinkTextForCookie(this));?> <font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> <span style="text-decoration: none">Puerto Rican</span></font></a><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> descent.</font></font></i></p> <p><i><font size="2"><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman">Konnan is very well-known in </font> <a class="ilnk.." href="http://www.answers.com/topic/mexico-country-north-america" target="_top" assignParam(?navinfo?,?method|4?+getLinkTextForCookie(this));?> <span style="text-decoration: none"> <font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman">Mexico</font></span></a><u><font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">,</font></u><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> and has been described as "the Mexican </font> <a class="ilnk.." href="http://www.answers.com/topic/hulk-hogan" target="_top" assignParam(?navinfo?,?method|4?+getLinkTextForCookie(this));?> <font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> <span style="text-decoration: none">Hulk Hogan</span></font></a><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman">," reflecting his mainstream popularity.  He has also wrestled for major </font> <a class="ilnk.." href="http://www.answers.com/topic/united-states" target="_top" assignParam(?navinfo?,?method|4?+getLinkTextForCookie(this));?> <font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> <span style="text-decoration: none">American</span></font></a><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> </font> <a class="ilnk.." href="http://www.answers.com/topic/professional-wrestling-promotion" target="_top" assignParam(?navinfo?,?method|4?+getLinkTextForCookie(this));?> <font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> <span style="text-decoration: none">promotions</span></font></a><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> such as the </font> <a class="ilnk.." href="http://www.answers.com/topic/world-wrestling-entertainment" target="_top" assignParam(?navinfo?,?method|4?+getLinkTextForCookie(this));?> <font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> <span style="text-decoration: none">World Wrestling Federation</span></font></a><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman">, </font> <a class="ilnk.." href="http://www.answers.com/topic/world-championship-wrestling" target="_top" assignParam(?navinfo?,?method|4?+getLinkTextForCookie(this));?> <span style="text-decoration: none"> <font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman">World Championship Wrestling</font></span></a><u><font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">,</font></u><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> and </font> <a class="ilnk.." href="http://www.answers.com/topic/extreme-championship-wrestling" target="_top" assignParam(?navinfo?,?method|4?+getLinkTextForCookie(this));?> <font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> <span style="text-decoration: none">Extreme Championship Wrestling</span></font></a><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman">.  Konnan is currently employed by the </font> <a class="ilnk.." href="http://www.answers.com/topic/nashville-tennessee" target="_top" assignParam(?navinfo?,?method|4?+getLinkTextForCookie(this));?> <font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> <span style="text-decoration: none">Nashville, Tennessee</span></font></a><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman">-based </font> <a class="ilnk.." href="http://www.answers.com/topic/total-nonstop-action-wrestling" target="_top" assignParam(?navinfo?,?method|4?+getLinkTextForCookie(this));?> <font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> <span style="text-decoration: none">Total Nonstop Action Wrestling</span></font></a><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> promotion, where he is currently the manager of the </font> <a class="ilnk.." href="http://www.answers.com/topic/latin-american-exchange" target="_top" assignParam(?navinfo?,?method|4?+getLinkTextForCookie(this));?> <font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> <span style="text-decoration: none">Latin American Exchange</span></font></a><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman">.  He is also facing some major health issues.  </font></font></i></p> <p><b><font size="2"><font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFF00">Konnan, how are you doing today? </font> <font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> </font></font></b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"><font size="2">I'm doing good.  <br> <br> </font><b><font size="2" face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFF00">As you may know, afro-squad.com has become extremely popular lately... but probably not as popular as Konnan. Why do you think that you and TNA (Total Nonstop Action) are so popular these days?</font><font size="2">  </font></b> <font size="2">I think TNA is popular because it is new and they are giving new people a chance to shine.  <br> <br> <font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFF00"><b>What do you see for the future of TNA?  </b></font> I hope TNA will expand internationally.  I also hope that TNA will get more than one hour of prime time TV.  <br> </font></font><b> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"><br> </font><font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFF00" size="2"> You are one of the best "talkers" in wrestling. How did you get your start on a microphone?  </font></b> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman">I don't know.  I have always been very comfortable in front of a microphone.  In WCW Terry Taylor gave me my first opportunity to talk, and I took it from there.  <b> <br> <br> </b></font><b><font size="2" face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFF00">What do you consider your best match?  </font></b> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman">I have had a lot of great ones, and I have had a lot of bad ones.  I loved working with Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio the most.  <br> </font> <font size="2" color="#FFFF00" face="Times New Roman"> <br> <b>What has been your most painful injury? </b> </font><font size="2" color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman">A lot of them have been painful.  I had torn triceps, a torn bicep, a hip replacement, broken fingers , a fractured wrist, and many more.   <br> </font> <b> <font size="2" color="#FFFF00" face="Times New Roman"><br> You are a huge name in Mexico, so what brought you to the United States?</font><font size="2" color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman">  </font> </b> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman">The simple answer is ECW.  <br> <br> </font> <font size="2" color="#FFFF00" face="Times New Roman"> <b>Did you enjoy your time working with 3 Live Crew? Can you tell us about that? </b></font> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> Yes, I did enjoy it.  I  am good friends with B.G. James, and we have good chemistry.  Unfortunately, TNA never did anything with us.  They just let us die.  <br> <b><br> </font> <font size="2" color="#FFFF00" face="Times New Roman">Where do you see yourself in a few years?</font><font size="2" color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman">  </font> </b> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman">I see myself helping run AAA in Mexico.  <br> <br> </font> <b> <font size="2" color="#FFFF00" face="Times New Roman">If you had creative control of TNA, is there anything you would change?</font><font size="2" color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> </font> </b> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> I would change a lot of things.  First, there would be more wrestling.  Second, there would be less skits.  <b><br> <br> </font> <font size="2" color="#FFFF00" face="Times New Roman">Do you have any products, schools, or websites that you would like to promote?</font><font size="2" color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman">  </font> </b> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman">No.<br> <b><br> </font> <font size="2" color="#FFFF00" face="Times New Roman">Is there anything else you would like to say to our fans? </font><font size="2" color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> </font> </b> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman">Thanks for the support!  I always try to entertain the fans.  That's what I get paid for. <br> </font><b> <font size="2" color="#FFFF00" face="Times New Roman"> <br> Well, thanks for your time!</font></b></p> <hr> <p align="justify"></p> <p><b><font size="2" color="#FFFF00"> <a href="http://www.afro-squad.com/ak2/sid/cherish.jpg"> <font color="#FFFF00" face="Times New Roman"> <a href="http://www.aim-med.org/html/services.html"> <img border="3" src="http://www.afro-squad.com/ak2/sid/sharon1.jpg" width="94" height="141" align="left"></a></font></a></font></b><font size="2" color="#FFFF00"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman"><b>How to Put Condoms In the Picture<br> </b>Written on </span></font><span style="font-family: Times New Roman"> <font size="2"><font color="#FFFF00">May 2, 2004<br> By Dr. Sharon Mirchell</font><br> <br> </font></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman"> <font color="#FFFFFF" size="2">Another young performer in pornographic movies tested positive for H.I.V. last week. She is the third to do so in the last month, prompting a 60-day industry-wide halt to filming so that actors can be tested and re-tested for the virus. The testing has taken place at the Adult Industry Medical Health Care Foundation, the organization I founded in 1998 to provide sex-film performers counseling and testing for sexually transmitted diseases. Each month we give about 1,200 actors a test that can identify H.I.V. as early as 14 days after infection. We also test for Chlamydia, gonorrhea and syphilis. </font> </span></p> <p><span style="font-family: Times New Roman"> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF">It's very difficult to get sex-film actors to adhere to any regulation, but most of the performers follow our rules when the rest of the industry ? the producers, directors and distributors ? cooperates. They are the "parents" in this business, since a number of the people who act in these films are not emotionally healthy. Some are young and troubled, and their careers are short: the typical sex-film actor works in the industry for three months to three years.</font></span></p> <p><span style="font-family: Times New Roman"> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF">The self-policing has worked. Two of the largest film companies, Vivid and Wicked Pictures, regularly use condoms and the other companies will if the actors insist on it. In 80,000 tests my organization has conducted since 1998, there have been only 14 diagnoses of H.I.V. infection. We're doing an excellent job. But if a crusading government takes advantage of the three positive diagnoses to try to shut down the industry or mandate condoms, it won't work. The segment of the industry that refuses to use condoms will simply go underground...  <br> </font></span><font size="2"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman"> <a href="http://drsharonmitchell.com/html/how_to_put_condoms_in_the_pict.html"> <font color="#FFFF00">Continues Here</font></a></span></font></p> <hr> <p align="justify"><font size="2" color="#FFFF00"> <font face="Times New Roman"> <b> <a href="http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k37/ninjapimp69/SNOWMAN.jpg"> <img border="3" src="http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k37/ninjapimp69/SNOWMAN.jpg" align="left" width="171" height="163"></a>The Man's Forces in Detroit</b></font></font><font size="2" color="#FFFF00" face="Times New Roman"><b><br> </b><i>by the Red Ninja</i></font></p> <div> <font face="Times New Roman"><font size="2" color="#FFFFFF"> Michigan (Reuters) - $nowMan battled the Man's forces east of Detroit as  ninjas in the capital killed 13 henchmen of the Man in Lansing.</font><p> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF">Hundreds of the Man's cronies have converged on Detroit.  Trying to rid the streets of our heroes, the AfroSquad.  The latest violence came as the Man prepared to launch a Public Dick-backed hoe crackdown in the D' aimed at stemming the incredible fun associated with the AfroSquad.</font></p> <p><font size="2" color="#FFFFFF">The governor of Michigan said the Man's cronies fought AfroSquad in an effort to keep the brothers down.  He stated, "Michigan supports AfroSquad.  They are bringing fine bootie to the state.  Since James Brown died, they are the only funk we have left!"</font></p> <p><font size="2" color="#FFFFFF">"There is a conspiracy to kill the AfroSquad!" the governor said.  "If we lose AfroSquad, then tourism in this state is dead.  We'd be like a Pamela Anderson without boobs.  We'd be useless."</font></p> </font><font face="Arial"> <p> </font></div> <hr> <p><font size="2" face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">         <a href="http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k37/ninjapimp69/AfroSquadparade-1.jpg"> <img border="2" src="http://www.afro-squad.com/ak2/sid/AfroSquadparade-1.jpg" width="321" height="224"></a></font><br> <font face="Times New Roman"><b><font size="2" color="#FFFF00">AfroSquad Honored in Parade with Mr. T </font></b><font size="2" color="#FFFFFF"> <br> </font><font size="2" color="#FFFF00"><i>by the NinjaPimp</i></font></font></p> <p><font size="2" color="#FFFFFF">Washington, D.C. Feb 26. An AfroSquad contingent, serving a three-year stint with the D.C. Cab Company, hung out with Mr. T at the annual NinjaPimp Day parade. </font></p> <p><font size="2" color="#FFFFFF">Clad in the ceremonial uniform of the D.C. Cab Company - gold funk jackets, black afros, and reaking of the smell of fine poon - Captain Krazyman and the $nowMan proudly led Mr. T past President George W. Bush, at the two-hour long event. </font></p> <p><font size="2" color="#FFFFFF">The D.C. Cab Company is the only taxi service devoted solely to delivering hoes. "We deliver more hot bootie than a pirate ship on fire," said $nowMan. </font></p> <p><font size="2" color="#FFFFFF">$nowMan is the white grandson of James Brown. He was commissioned into the elite D.C. Cab Company two years ago, after graduating from the Taxi Industry Training Symposium (TITS). </font> </p> <p><font size="2" color="#FFFFFF">"I learned so much from the TITS," SnowMan has said. "If it wasn't for TITS, I wouldn't be the man I am today!" </font></p> <p><font size="2" color="#FFFFFF">According to KrazyMan, TITS are a family tradition. "My grandfather loved TITS. My father (the Crown Prince of Funk) enjoyed TITS every weekend from 1970 to 1983," he explained. </font> </p> <hr> <p align="justify"><font face="Arial" size="2"> <a style="color: #009; font-family: Times New Roman" href="http://www.afro-squad.com/pimp.html"> <font color="#FFFF00"> <img src="http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j213/pimpin36/pimp-1.jpg" align="left" border="2" width="160" height="149"></font></a><b><font color="#FFFF00">S</font></b></font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFF00"><b>pongeBob in Hot Water<br> </b><i>by the KrazyMan</i></font></p> <div> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF">When SpongeBob puts his grill back on, he'll have a clean, dry surface on which to place it.  <br>  </font></div> <div> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF">The reigning Pimp of the Year (POTY) checked out of the Pennsylvania Institute anti-Metrosexual Pimps (PIMP) rehab facility Sunday and is back at his KrazyMan Plaza apartment, a rep for the AfroSquad confirmed.</font></div> <div> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF">  <br> Spokesman KrazyMan, however, denied a report that Bob was planning on attending a welcome back social at Starbucks, a locale where the youngster was once spotted consuming vanilla latte and engaging in other behavior unbecoming of a pimp.  </font> </div> <div> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF"><br> "Right now he's got to get used to the honey," a source close to the situation told the New York Daily News. "Later on, he has to get used to the Money!"</font></div> <div> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF">  <br> After almost losing his crunk cup last month in the wake of reports that chronicled his "Ryan Seacrest-like" ways, Bob, who has denied being a wuss, spent the past few weeks mulling over where he went wrong.</font></div> <div> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF"> <br> Pimp of the Year co-owner $nowMan, who deigned to give Bob a second chance if he promised to enter PIMP rehab to get his mack on, predicted that people would soon be "talkin 'bout SpongeBob like they used to be talkin' about Jesus."</font></div> <div> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF"><br> "All bitches are the same, just like my hoes, they wake up and realize they are worth something... they are likely to go crazy!" Bob said after the press conference, in an attempt to prove that he is still a real pimp.  </font> </div> <div> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF"> </font></div> <div> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF">Although $nowMan has not taken the POTY award away from Bob, rumor has it that if Bob slips up again he'll be relieved of his POTY title.</font></div>     <hr> <p align="justify"><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"> <a href="http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k37/ninjapimp69/pam073006_03-1.jpg"> <font color="#FFFFFF" face="Times New Roman"> <a href="http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k37/ninjapimp69/11.jpg"> <img src="http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k37/ninjapimp69/11.jpg" align="left" border="2" width="174" height="150"></a></font></a></font></p> <p align="justify"><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFF00"> <b>The Players' Ball History<br> </b><i>by the Red Ninja<br> </i><b><br> </b></font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF">The Players Ball is an annual gathering of </font> <a title="Pimps" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pimps"> <font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">pimps</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF"> held in </font> <a title="Chicago, Illinois" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago,_Illinois"> <font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">Chicago, Illinois</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF">. The party has been a November tradition since 1974, when pimps from across the country gathered to celebrate the birthday of pimp Don Juan now known as </font> <a title="Don "Magic" Juan" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_%22Magic%22_Juan"> <font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">Bishop Don Magic Juan</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF">. Every year, the award for "Pimp of the Year" is given out. Juan was the winner 13 years in a row.</font></p> <p align="justify"><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF"> The Players' Ball is the second oldest "Pimp of the Year" awards ceremony in the country. </font> <font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFF00"> </font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF"><a href="http://www.afro-squad.com/ak2/sid/pimp.html"><font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFF00">AfroSquad's Pimp of the Year awards</font></a> date back to 1970.   </font></p> <p><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF">The Player's Ball stemmed from a scene in the </font> <a title="1973" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1973"> <font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">1973</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF"> </font> <a title="Blaxploitation" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaxploitation"> <font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">blaxploitation</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF"> film, </font> <a title="The Mack" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mack"> <font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">The Mack</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF">, in which the lead character, a pimp named Goldie, attends The Players Ball in </font> <a title="Oakland, California" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oakland,_California"> <font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">Oakland, California</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF">.</font></p> <p><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF">The Players' Ball was also depicted in the 1999 </font> <a title="Hughes Brothers" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hughes_Brothers"> <font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">Hughes Brothers</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF">' documentary, </font> <a title="American Pimp" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Pimp"> <font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">American Pimp</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF">. Other Players' Balls take place across the country, most notably in </font> <a title="Miami" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami"> <font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">Miami</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF"> and </font><a title="Atlanta" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta"> <font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">Atlanta</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF">.</font></p> <p><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF">A well-known non-pimp Players' Ball started some years ago in </font> <a title="Las Vegas" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Las_Vegas"> <font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">Las Vegas</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF">, as a private party for businesses attending the </font> <a title="AVN Adult Entertainment Expo" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AVN_Adult_Entertainment_Expo"> <font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">AVN Adult Entertainment Expo</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF">. The event is organized by D-Money.  Past events have featured performers including </font> <a title="Snoop Dogg" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snoop_Dogg"> <font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">Snoop Dogg</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF">, </font> <a title="Digital Underground" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_Underground"> <font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">Digital Underground</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF">, </font><a title="Ice-T" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice-T"> <font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">Ice-T</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF">, </font><a title="LL Cool J" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LL_Cool_J"> <font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">LL Cool J</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF">, </font><a title="Fishbone" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fishbone"> <font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">Fishbone</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF">, <a href="http://www.theprotagons.com/"> <font color="#FFFF00" face="Times New Roman">the Protagons</font></a> and </font><a title="Porn star" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porn_star"> <font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">porn star</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF"> </font> <a title="Ron Jeremy" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Jeremy"> <font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">Ron Jeremy</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF"> as the </font><a title="MC" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MC"> <font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">MC</font></a><font face="Times New Roman" size="2" color="#FFFFFF">.</font></p> <hr> <table cellSpacing="1" cellPadding="3" border="0" width="365" height="1"> </table> <p><font size="2" face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF"> <img border="2" src="http://s84.photobucket.com/albums/k37/ninjapimp69/th_KRAZYMAN.jpg" align="left" width="153" height="160"></font><font size="2" face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFF00"><b>Introduction to the Protagons<br> </b><i>by KrazyMan<br> </i></font><font size="2" face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF"><br> The Protagons are a small group of artists and scientists dedicated to making original music and bizarre multimedia projects. This web site is still in its larval state and has very little content, but there will be plenty to see before 2007. </font></p> <p><font size="2" face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">We are the sole provider of music and cheesy special effects for the new episodes of AfroSquad. </font><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFrGLbBMow4"> <font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">Episode Zero</font></a><font size="2" face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF"> is sort of a preview of things to come, but definitely worth watching.</font></p> <p><font size="2" face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFFFF">We have an album in the works. The first beats for it were written in 1998. By the time the project is done, it will probably be classified as 'unintentional retro.'</font></p> <hr> <p><a href="http://www.afro-squad.com/ak2/sid/keepinoutdariffraff.jpg"> <img border="3" src="http://www.afro-squad.com/ak2/sid/keepinoutdariffraff.jpg" width="377" height="195"></a><font size="2" color="#FFFF00"><b><br> The Hoe Depot dives as Hoe's thrives.<br> </b><i>by the NinjaPimp</i><b>  </b></font></p> <div> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF">Steady management a key to Hoes, the one-stop Hoe emporium designed in the image of Lowes.  When Hoe Depot Inc.'s former chief executive, $nowMan, resigned earlier this month, industry insiders rushed to question all that had gone wrong at the nation's No. 1 hoe retailer.</font></div> <div> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF"><br> Among them: Management blunders, shaky customer service and a plummeting stock price.  </font> </div> <div> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF"> </font></div> <div> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF">"We overestimated the desire for a variety of hoes."  SnowMan said.  "We got smelly hoes, we got hairy hoes, bloody hoes, we got snappin' hoes, we got silk hoes, velvet hoes, Naugahyde hoes, we even got horse hoes, dog hoes, chicken hoes! Come on, you want hoes, come on in, hoes lovers!  If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, hoe lovers!"</font></div> <div> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF"><br> Meanwhile, Funkytown-based Hoe's Companies Inc., Hoe Depot's fiercest competitor, has found itself the sudden recipient of Wall Street's accolades.</font></div> <div> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF"> </font></div> <div> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF">How did Hoe's put itself ahead of the competition in the eyes of investors?<br>  </font></div> <div> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF">"In general, we focus on Hoe accessories," said KrazyMan, Hoes Chief Executive Pimp.  "Our hardware section alone offers a variety of high tech strap-on devices, electric whips, self-locking chains, metallic thongs, and grills.  Our pharmacy department offers several bootie ointments, anti-viral topical lubes, anti-stank perfumes, and spackle to cover unsightly sores."  </font> </div> <div> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF"> </font></div> <div> <font color="#FFFFFF"><font size="2">"We aren't just about hoes," KrazyMan continues.  "We cater to pimps too.  For them, we offer next-generation adamanthium pimp sticks.  And for your wife, we offer <a href="http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k37/ninjapimp69/bigdongs.gif"> <font face="Times New Roman" color="#FFFF00">Hoestess Big Dongs</font></a>!</font>"</font></div> <p><font face="Times New Roman" size="2">   </font><font face="Times New Roman" size="+0"><a href="http://u.extreme-dm.com/?login=amignash" target="_top"><font face="Times New Roman"><img alt src="http://u1.extreme-dm.com/i.gif" border="0" name="im" width="41" height="38"></font></a></font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"> <script language="javascript"> </script> <script language="javascript1.2"> </script> <script language="javascript"> </script> <img height="1" src="http://u0.extreme-dm.com/0.gif?tag=amignash&j=y&srw=1280&srb=32&rs=0&l=http%3A//www.afro-squad.com/ladies2.html" width="1"> <img height="1" src="http://u0.extreme-dm.com/0.gif?tag=amignash&j=y&srw=1152&srb=32&rs=0&l=http%3A//www.afro-squad.com/ak2/sid/ladies6.html" width="1"> <img height="1" src="http://u0.extreme-dm.com/0.gif?tag=amignash&j=y&srw=1024&srb=16&rs=0&l=http%3A//www.afro-squad.com/ak2/sid/ladies6.html" width="1"> <img height="1" src="http://u0.extreme-dm.com/0.gif?tag=amignash&j=y&srw=800&srb=16&rs=0&l=" width="1"> <img src="http://u0.extreme-dm.com/0.gif?tag=amignash&j=y&srw=800&srb=16&rs=0&l=http%3A//www.afro-squad.com/"> <img src="http://u0.extreme-dm.com/0.gif?tag=amignash&j=y&srw=800&srb=16&rs=0&l=http%3A//www.afro-squad.com/"></font></p> </td> </tr> </table> </center> </div> <p align="left"> </p> </body> </html> <script type="text/javascript"> var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? 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