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Exclusive AfroSquad Video - New Release

     AfroSquad and afro-squad.com have been blessed with the most loyal fans on the internet, and we wouldn't trade one of our homies for a million mainstream fans.  The AfroSquad Homies are a unique bunch.  They truly "get" our fight with the man.  So, this video is dedicated to our true homies.  People like Commander Hugheston, Vanessa, Vicky, Veronica, Kim, Mervin, Phil, Ivan, Alan, Captain Fantastic, Nicole, Molly, Mike, Alberto, and Diddy!  Those are just some of our homies.  This video is dedicated to you!      

 
afro-squad.com Exclusive Interview with Seka
by the SnowMan

Seka is a legendary U.S. adult performer, born in Radford, Virginia, USA.  She appeared in hundreds of XXX-rated films during the late 1970s and 1980s, and became one of the American adult industry's most well-known and popular performers.

Seka, how are you doing these days?   Just busy as hell tending to www.seka.com!

So, what projects are you working on?  Of course I am working on seka.com.  I also do trade shows of all kinds.  You should just go to www.seka.com and click on calendar.  It will tell you what I am up to most of the time, or to the "NEWS " section of the site will tell you.  Better yet, if you join as a member you get to be privy to all of my secrets.

Sounds like you have a lot going on.  I used to see you dancing on tour in New York, back in the 80s.  Where have you lived?  I lived in Virginia and then moved to Hollywood, Ca.

Didn't you perform with the legendary woodsman, John Holmes?  What was he like?  Yes I did, and he was wonderful to me in any and all manner you can think of.

What is the best thing about working in the adult business?  Meeting all of the people I would normally have met and traveling the world.

What else would you like to talk about?   Maybe there is another chance for us to plug www.seka.com?  I know I love the site!  I should mention my book "Inside Seka," the re-release of the movie I own "Careful, He May Be Watching" through Video-X- Pixs, a new set of DVD book ends that match the cover of "Careful He May Be Watching, LIMITED EDITION OF NUMBERED 1-50 ORIGINAL OIL PAINTINGS, AND THERE IS SO MUCH MORE YOU JUST NEED TO KEEP CHECKING WWW.SEKA.COM!  If you go there you can see what is in the mix!  There is always some kind of new and thrilling project going on.  I never have been one to do just one thing at a time, as most of you already know, if you will admit to having seen any of my work!

That's hilarious.  That reminds me of your movie Double Pleasure, but that's neither here nor there.  Speaking of doubling pleasure, what are your other hobbies?  After that last question I think you know what my hobbies are!!!  No really, I love to play with my garden in the summer, go to the beach WHEN I can get away so as to catch some rays.

Where do you like to shop?  Every where from Neiman Marcus, Escada, to quant little shops off the beaten track.  I love to find a deal!!!

What is a normal Saturday like for you?  I kick back at home with a wonderful meal I make for myself (I am a very good cook), a great bottle of red wine, snuggle up with my cat "Jake" (she is a girl) and find some good movie or Court T.V. show that I have not already seen.

Do you watch adult movies now-a-days?  If you have made it through the first 9 questions who has time?

What is your favorite food?  Almost everything!  Anything from Italy!  I love Sushi!  There isn't much I do not enjoy and I do mean that in everyway!

Good, I'll have KrazyMan send you a Gigantic Wiener.  Speaking of Gigantic Wieners, is there anything you regret doing in your career?  No, I regret nothing as if I did I would not be who I am today.

Do you have any parting words?  Thanks for your years of kindness and support and cum visit me at www.seka.com.  PS.  I love AfroSquad!

Exclusive Interview:  Augusta, Georgia Hooter's Girl Sally
By the SnowMan.

Sally, how are you doing today?  I'm good.

Can you tell us a little bit about your job as a Hooter's girl?  It's fun. We do a lot of bikini contests. We are having one on April 28th ya'll should stop by if your in the neighborhood.

So, do you make good money working at Hooter's?  I work day shift so I only make about $50.00 in tips. The night shift girls make a lot more than I do.

Are you also going to school? Right now I go to Darton college... just for my general studies.  I plan on going to the New York Film Academy when I'm done with all that.

When did you graduate from high school?  Last year 2006.

Have you ever done any nude modeling?  No, I would do a nude photo only if it was tasteful. Now, if playboy asked that would be different I'd be like hell yeah.

 Have you ever dated a guy who you met while at work?  I've been on a couple dates with some guys I met while working.  None of them were keepers.  They think that because you work at Hooters your gonna give it up.  That's not true.  Maybe some of the girls will but not me.

Next time I go to Hooter's, what is the best thing I can do to get on the good side of my waitress when I first get there?  Go up to a girl and ask her where are her tables at... It makes us feel like you want us to sit with you and we will treat you nicer.  Whatever you do not shake your glass to get are attention that is so f'ed up.

What is the average tip for a $10 dinner?  If the girl was horrible tip her a dollar just for trying.  If she was sweet and did everything right, always had your drink full give her $5.00.  Remember we live off are tips.  I only get paid $2.13 an hour.

What do you honestly think of the orange shorts?  They are so ugly.  I love wearing my black ones.  The orange shorts is what Hooter's is known for so I have to like them.

What rules does Hooter's make you girls follow?  We have to wear a lot of makeup.  You can not have tats. If you do (like me) you have to cover them up with makeup. You can not wear jewelry, even if you are married.  Your boyfriend can not visit you at work, and you can not hangout after work.  If you are seen wearing your uniform outside of work you will get fired.

Have you ever fooled around with a boyfriend while wearing the Hooter's outfit?  No not yet. haha

Have you ever fooled around at Hooter's?  No, like I said your man is not allowed at Hooter's.  Plus they have cameras everywhere.

What's the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you as a waitress?  I've dropped plates filled with food before.  The most embarrassing thing for me is this one time I went to ask if everything okay, but I burped! haha

Is there anything else you would like to talk about?  Yeah, Come to the hooters of Albany, Georgia. Sit at my table and give me a fat tip.  Go to the Bikini contest April 28th!!  Vote for me its my first one.

Well, thanks for your time.  Thank you, SnowMan!  This interview made my day.  Viva AfroSquad!

Zombie Pimp Surpasses Heart Disease as America's No.1 Killer.
by the Associated Pimps
ATLANTA?The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced Monday that in the first two months of 2007, 17-year-old the Zombie Pimp  of Jupiter, FL has surpassed heart disease as America's No.1 killer.

"We're in the midst of a major national health crisis," CDCP Director Dr. Julie Gerberding said. "Every 22 minutes, Zombie Pimp takes another life. If trends continue, by 2027 this silent killer could affect one in every 15 Americans."

According to health and law enforcement officials, there are several warning signs of the onset of the Zombie Pimp, including intense anxiety, shortness of breath, sweating, and a sudden loss of power to the victim's house.

Physical symptoms of a full-scale attack include involuntary constriction of the airway and sharp, biting pains in the left arm, right arm, throat, and back. In the advanced stages, afflicted persons suffer external bleeding, loss of motor function, organ failure, and intracranial hemorrhaging.

So far, those stricken by Zombie Pimp have exhibited a 100 percent mortality rate.

"Progression can vary widely?most die in a matter of minutes, but sometimes, death can be drawn out over several agonizing days," Gerberding said. "The sole universal factor, other than the detachment of the pinky finger, is that the victim undergoes a great deal of pain."

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AfroSquad Interview with Lisa Sparxxx,
by SnowMan

Lisa was born and raised in Kentucky, where she graduated college with a MA in Multimedia.  She got into the adult business in 2000, and she has been in over 200 adult films.

Lisa also used to work at the Bunny Ranch and is an escort in Los Angeles. Furthermore, she holds a world record, having been with 919 men at Eroticon in 2004.  Her official site is LisaSparxxx.com.

Lisa, how are you doing today?
I'm good thanks for having me..

So can you tell us about your site?
Well I started my site back in 2000 basically because I love to entertain people. I guess you could call me an attention whore.

Were you an adult star before you got on the net?
No, I was not an adult star, I was in college. I started the site to make some extra cash to pay off my tuition.

What is the most extreme thing you did in an adult movie?
I would have to say breaking the record with 919 guys in seven and half hours each guy got 30 seconds!

Do you enjoy &^*&*&*, or is it all a show for your website?
I love &*& all over my $($*. I don't do anything on camera that I don't enjoy doing.  That has always been a rule for me.

Where do you find participants for your site?
Finding guys is easy. Hell I could go to a club and ask a guy if he wants to @#@k me on camera for my site. Usually the content on my site is content trade from people with in the industry, or from films that I have been in.

Is it owned by a major company?
No my site LisaSparxxx.com is owned and operated by my husband and me. We run other sites as well...

Can you tell us about your tattoos?
My tattoo on my back has became my trademark. It is almost as popular as I am. There have been many times people don't exactly know me then they see the tattoo and they are OMG its really you Lisa...

What do you think of our video? http://www.ifilm.com/video/2796406
I took a look at the video but I was editing a p#rn scene while watching it... so, I heard a lot of moaning!  That is a good thing.  SnowMan and KrazyMan always make me moan!

What do you think of afro-squad.com?
Well I must admit, I never heard of the site, but now I have read a few interviews so it was very entertaining.

What do you think of our webmaster, the SnowMan?
Who is SnowMan?  Just kidding.  I am very familiar with him.  He's made a delivery or two to my doorstep!  By the way, I absolutely love afro-squad.com! 

Is there anything you would like to promote? Maybe a website or video?
Of course you need to checkout my hardcore site LisaSparxxx.com!  I get wild, nasty and crazy there. As for videos they are always being shot out. I don't know the names until fans come up to me and say, "Lisa will you sign this for me?"

Where did you come up with your name, Sparxxx?
Well that is easy. My cousin Bubba Sparxxx made up the name I just followed a different path in the entertainment industry.

What is your best feature?
I guess this depends on who you ask.  I have been told I have sexy eyes.

Do you have any secret talents?
Sure I do, but if I told my secrets to you they would not be a secret.

Do you have any hobbies?
Hobbies?  That would mean you would have time?  Time is something I don't have. I guess my hobbies are going out meeting my fans. If it was not for them I would not be who I am today.

Are you going to school or anything?
No, I am all done with school. I spent six years in college. I finished with a MA in multimedia.

Where do you see yourself in five years?
I see myself closer to the Hall of Fame, that is my goal. I don't see my self getting out of the business any time soon. When I am done in front of the camera I will go behind the camera. So you are stuck with me for a long time. What can I say, I love (adult films) and I love making it. I am always looking for investors for film and for the internet. I have many ideas.

Well, thanks for your time.  Good luck getting into the Hall of Fame!

Exclusive Interview
Fabian "Bulldozer" Graham
Interview with the Red Ninja

Fabian is an up-and-coming independent wrestler from Louisiana.  He is one of the baddest dudes on the scene, and he sits down with the Red Ninja for an exclusive interview. 

Fabian, how are you doing today?
I`m copasetic brother

So, can you tell us a little about your wrestling career? Who trained you?
Well brother, I wrestle mostly in the independent scene across the Gulf Coast territories. And I was trained by Sika the Wild Samoan at the Wild Samoan Training Center in Pensacola, Florida my man.

Where do you wrestle?
I wrestle mostly in Florida and Alabama brother

What injuries have you had?
I had a nasty accident that required surgery on my left knee. It took me almost a whole year to come back full swing brother.

If you were in WrestleMania this year, who would you want to face and why?
Well brother if I was to wrestle a big name for WrestleMania this year, it has to be Ric Flair, before he retires for good my man.

How do you stay in shape?
Well dude, I work out at the gym five days out of the week, and as of late I have been changing my eating habits brother.

Do you have a manager?
Not yet, but I would love to have a lady manager brother, so if you know somebody out there, let me know man.

Who is your favorite opponent?
Oh man that is a hard one...There are so many great opponents...I have to say Steve Savage or Chris Cody, maybe even Umaga, Samu, Red Anderson, etc...My man the list that i have is way too long to write it here my brother.

Do you enjoy TNA? Why?
Yes I do.  I believe they have a good product and the quality of their roster is quite impressive, dude.

How much do you bench press?
I don`t try to impress anyone... so I don`t go super heavy on the bench, so even though I have been able to bench 405 lbs... I rather do more reps at 315lbs and save my shoulders brother.

What wrestler do you compare yourself with?
Sika the Wild Samoan, my mentor and big brother of the ring.
 

Where do you see yourself in five years?
I would like to be wrestling in Japan for any big promotion on the land of the rising sun brother

Is there anything you would like to say to our fans?
Believe in your dreams and work hard to achieve them no matter what.

Thanks for your time.

Ultimate Fighter, Brad Imes Exclusive Interview?
by the Red Ninja
Brad Imes is an American mixed martial arts fighter. He currently fights as a heavyweight in the Ultimate Fighting Championship.

Brad, can you tell us a little about yourself?
I was born and raised in MO. I grew up in Maryville, then went to high school and college in Columbia. I played football at Mizzou and then in the Arena League with the Iowa Barnstormers. I was a strength coach at Mizzou and TCU. I got into fighting in 2004 cause I was out of work and needed to make some money. I like hunting, shooting or blowing stuff up, and punching people in the face.

What are your career highlights?
Making it into the UFC after training in martial arts for less than a year.

How often do you train a week? 5 or 6 days/week, 2 or 3 times/day

What is a typical training day for you?  In the morning: lift, cardio, agilities, mitts, yoga; afternoon: swim; evening: spar or grapple

If you could change one thing about the UFC, what would that be?
I'd make it the BFC (Brad Fighting Championships)

What is your height and weight?
6'7" 270lbs

What does a guy like yourself eat in a typical day?
Breakfast: protein powder, egg beaters, oatmeal, banana, pomegranate juice, almonds (shaken not stirred); breakfast2: egg beaters, steak, fruit; lunch: lean beef patties or roast beef, broccoli, apple; snack: meal replacement bar or shake; dinner: steak or fish, broccoli, sweet potato; snack: tuna

What does the next year have in store for you? Got any plans?
Winning and makin' movies, biatch!

Where did you come up with your nickname, Hillbilly Hearthrob?
People in CA think people from MO (if they know it's a state or where it is) live in caves and sleep with their sisters, so it's kinda a joke on them. Plus Jack Daniels helped me with the nickname.

What surgeries have you had?
Elbow, 2 nasal, foot

How much recovery time is needed after a UFC fight?
Apparently, I need a year. But, generally about 3 months between fights is ideal.

Where have you fought before?
Lemoore, CA (WEC); Spirit Lake, IA (XFC); Orlando, FL (CFC)

Who was your toughest opponent and why?
Rashad or Dan - they both beat me, but both were great fights.

What was your favorite fight and why?
Mike Dexter (WEC 3/2005): I always wanted to be in a horror movie, and after that fight I looked like "Carrie."

What do you think of our website, afro-squad.com?
It's the greatest website I've ever been to.

Is there anything that you would like to say to our 15,000 to 20,000 readers a month?
Thanks for supporting the sport, without you I'd be doing a 10 year stretch for assault and battery. Check me out April 7 and support my sponsors Warrior Wear and MG Sports Supplements. Also, check out my movie at the end of this year "Missionary Man" (NO, not adult) starring Dolph Lungren, coming out at the end of this year or early 2008.

Thanks for your time and good luck in the future!

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