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Mr. Fantasy Interview
by the SnowMan

Mr. Fantasy, how are you doing today?
I'm doing well. Thanks for asking.

Let's start with your early career. Who trained you?

I was trained by the Armstrongs. Mainly Steve but Scott and Bob had a hand in it also.

What moves did you learn first?

Just he basic stuff. How to lock up, an arm bar, a hammer lock, a head lock. Like I said just the basic stuff.

What advice have you taken from other wrestlers?
When I 1st started I was given the best advice a young wrestler could be given. I was told to just keep my mouth shut and always listen to what you are told.

What are the biggest names you have wrestled?
I have been lucky enough to be in the ring with some big names. Just to name a few. All the Armstrongs (Bob, Scott, Steve, Brad and Brian-Road Dog), Buff Bagwell, Tommy Rich, I tagged with Dr. Tom Prichard. A few more but that is enough for now.

Who do you enjoy wrestling in the ring?
Heck yeah beats wrestling on the floor. Just kidding. Yeah I enjoy getting in there and mixing it up.

A lot of our fans saw your match with Dan Delicious and Uncle Vinnie. What do you think of that match? We thought your interactions with Dan were quite entertaining.
Thanks, I appreciate that. Dan and I have worked each other a lot and usually have good matches. It is so easy to work with him. He does his thing and you just react. As far as the match goes. I thought it was ok. I mean there is always something that could have been done better but over all it was ok.

Who is Sexy Samantha?
She is my wife. I meet her right after I stared training. For the 1st year I wrestled she just rode with me. I was a good guy and really didn't need a valet. Ever since then I have been a bad guy and she has been with me.

If you had a televised WWE match, what would you want J.R. to say about you?
I would hope he would say I was entertaining. That I gave my all every time I was out there. Heck, to have JR say anything about you would be an honor.

Do you have any signature moves? If so, can you explain them?
I usually drop an elbow off the top rope to finish my matches. Nothing to special. I do have one move I guess. I place my opponent in a razor edge and then drop them into a diamond cutter.

Are there any wrestlers that you compare yourself to?
Not really. Now I do look up to a couple of wrestlers. Bob Armstrong and Ric Flair. They have had some influance on my career.

As a wrestler, what do you do best?
I would say entertain. When I am out in front of the crowd I do my best to keep them into the match. Wheather I have to tell someone to shut up or tell someone I am going to whip their ass next. Just try to entertain.

What do you think you could improve on to take your game up one step?
There are a couple of things I could improve on. I mean everyone can improve on something. I would say my body and my actual wrestling ability. I never said I was a good technical wrestler.

Is there anything else you would like to talk about today?

I would just like to say thank you to the Armstrongs. They took me in like I was family and that means a lot to me. I would also like to say I am a very blessed man to be able to do this for the last 7 years and say I have given my all every time I was out there.

What do you think of Ultimate Wrestling?
I think it was ok for the 1st show. There are some things I would have done differently but it's not my show so I just show up do my thing get paid and leave.

What do you think of other wrestling companies in the South?
There are some good ones and some not so good ones. Over all though the good ones out way the bad. I guess here are to many in the Gulf Coast area. Sometimes its seems like some guy run across some many so he goes out and buys a ring and tries to put on a show. Most of the time they have no idea what they are doing and that looks bad on the other organizations that are out there trying to do it the right way.

Thanks for your time.
No problem. Thanks for having me. Take care. Until next time just remember.

I'm not the whole show,
I'm not the big show, but
I am the best damn part of the show.


Teen Pregnency Rise
by NinjaPimp
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Detroit: Jill was only 18, but she was pregnant. Jill is not the only teenager in the city who has had to deal with pregnancy. The third Technical Institute of Technology Survey (TITS) found that in 2005-06, 96.7 per cent of pregnent girls in the 17-19 years age group in Michigan were pregnant with the same father! 

"I have an increasing number of unmarried teenagers coming to me with thin white babies with afros!" says a Michigan hospital representative.

Although the father of these babies is unknown, police look to several clues for answers.  "All babies are thin, have great mental capacity for technology, have thick black afros, and the boys are hung like horses," said Public Dick, a private investigator and confidant of the man.  "We suspect KrazyMan."

Experts attribute the rise in teenage pregnancies to sexual promiscuity at a younger age and KrazyMan's raw sex appeal. "Teenagers today treat sex very casually... especially when in the presence of the Afro-Squad," said WHO (World Ho Organization) representative Marvin Gay. 


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There are so many causes to contribute your time and dollars to!  As you can tell by the love I show my OWN animals on my page, I'm sure you can figure that I belong to a few animal organizations.  There needs to be more concern in our country for the despicable acts of others towards animals.  I simply CAN'T stand hearing animal cruelty stories.  I am a member of the ASPCA and the American Humane Society.  I fully support the actions of these two groups.  If you too have a love of animals and would like to learn how to do your part, please check out their sites; www.aspca.org  and www.hsus.org.

I believe that we ALL need to help do our part to keep our world a healthy place for every living thing on this planet.  It is our duty to CARE!

Please take the time to do something fulfilling like donating or becoming a member of any of the organizations I mentioned or finding one that is best suited for what you believe in... DO SOMETHING!!  We all should be concerned with our WORLD! 

Thank you for taking the time to read this.  I appreciate it! 

Olivia O'Lovely
 

Welcome America,
     I am the SnowMan, and I am your one of the primary contributors to NinjaPimp's Online Magazine.  This magazine started out in the mid 90s as part of AfroSquad.com, an editorial on how to defeat the "Man."  When the "Man" took down our site, we joined forces with the NinjaPimp and the Red Ninja at NinjaPimp.com. 
     Due to our ever increasing fan following, we decided to purchase the domain Afro-Squad.com.  (Our original domain was bought from under our 'fros.) 
     We don't sell anything.  We are simply here for your entertainment.  We interview cool people, like movie stars, wrestlers, mixed martial artists, and pimps.  We alsp provide funny pictures, humorous commentary, and the latest pimp news. 
     A new issue is at this www.Afro-Squad.com once a month, so make sure to bookmark us and have some fun while you are here.  
        

 
Check out this fantastic video submitted by our Afro-Squad fans. 


Darcy, how are you doing today?  I am doing GREAT:) Thank you for asking.

You've been on this page before.  How long have you been on the net?  Yes, I have been on your page before and thank you by the way. I have been on the net for a long time.

What do you consider your biggest modeling accomplishments?  Hmmm... That is hard to say, I was on the album cover as a brunette on AC/DC's International Tribute Album. That was great! A lot of my friends and family got a really big kick out of that and thought it was the greatest thing in the world. (It's really just because they love AC/DC) hahaha lol.

I have won titles from 'Most Photogenic' , to Ms. Nashville,TN and Miss Hawaiian Tropic. I was also in numerous national and international magazines so I would say that I can't really choose what is my "BIGGEST" accomplishment. I am a Type A personality and I always like to top whatever I have done in the past and make it better. So its hard for me sometimes to sit and relax with all of my accomplishments. I keep thinking about what else can I do.

 Can you tell us about your ebay auctions?  Well, if you go to my site www.darcydonavan.com and go to the store area there is a link in the lower right hand corner to click on my Ebay auctions. We have lots of things for sale, Including Red Carpet Dresses, My Pageant Outfits, Contest Bikini's, Photo's, Cd's and more. Check it out!

So, how many hits does your site have a month?  I am really excited about my new web site www.darcydonavan.com. We are getting over half a million hits a month AND GROWING!  It really blows my mind! Even my brother who works at a large insurance agency said he couldn't believe my numbers and the hits my web site is getting, and that made me feel really good.:) I was so happy to see that finally all my blood, sweat and tears over the years is finally paying off. YEAH!!;)

What do you think of our latest video?  I think it's hilarious!!! I loved the music.

What are your measurements?  36-24-36 (Yes, I have a butt, and I am glad I do!)

What do you think are your best features?  Wow, honestly, I don't really know. I do like my eyes.  (Thanks, Mom);)

Can you tell us something about your likes and dislikes?  Sure, how much time do we have? Hahaha Just kidding:)

What I like -  I like good, honest and nice people. I LOVE when someone smells good, women or men, I just love the smell of great cologne or perfume. OH! and I love minty fresh breath. (All my friends and family make fun of me and say in another life I was a basset hound because my sense of smell is really acute).  I also LOVE, and I mean LOVE, massages.  Between filming movies, touring and studio time, I try and get two a week if I can.  SnowMan gives the best massages!

 I also love my family and friends and I will protect them like a lioness with her cubs. I guess that is my Scorpio nature. I love to have parties and spoil all my family and friends.

What I dislike - I dislike big egos, stuck-up people and people who are generally mean. I dislike people who smell or who are just plain unhygienic. I mean, if they don't have the money then I will give you the money to go the Dollar Store to get you some soap, toothpaste and/or perfume or cologne. No Excuses, 3 bucks.:) Also, I dislike complainers and know it all's. I would love for the United States to delegate and add an additional State called 'THE A**HOLE STATE" and put all the egotistical, mean, stuck-up, complaining and smelly people in that state and let them all live together. I think the rest of the world would be a happier place.

Seriously though, is being nice to one another that hard?

Can you tell us something about yourself that not all of your fans know?  I am a pretty black and white as a person. If you are deserving of it I will love you, but if you are not, I won't. Simple as that. I am pretty passionate in everything I do. Everyone close to me knows that if I am your friend I will go to the ends of the earth for you, give you the blood from my veins and the shirt off my back. However, if you have done something really bad to hurt me, my family or friends then lets just say all bets are off. Don't let the blond hair and big boobs fool ya. I will stand up for myself and for what's right and just. People that are respectful are treated with the utmost of respect. It's great for the fans because no matter what I do, I will always make sure that I send them the best.

What do you think of our website, ninjapimp.comI love ninjapimp.com.,I think its a very informative and fun site.  I know there are a lot of my fans who really love to go to your site.

What are your favorite movies?  I love movies that are true stories or are based on actual events, such as, "Remember the Titans", "Rudy", "Goal" and "Pursuit of Happyness."  It really helps me to put my life in perspective and appreciate what I have.

Where do you see yourself in five years?  President of the United States!  Hahaha  Just kidding. I would like to see myself on the cover of Forbes magazine between Donald Trump, Oprah and Bill Gates with a huge grin on my face. I see my entertainment company being dominating in Hollywood, as well as for myself, being an Internationally renowned Singer, Actress, Producer and Writer. Kinda like Ice Cube. Rock on Ice Cube!

What are your turn-ons?  Hmmm. Turn-Ons. I am a very romantic and affectionate person so I would want someone who is like that as well. I am also a dominate person so I need to be around someone who can handle a strong woman.  I am a southern belle so being a gentlemen certainly goes A LONG way in my book. Opening doors, taking me to dinner and saying Yes ma'am manners is such a turn-on. I get so sick of men who claim that every time they are nice, the girls they date dump them for jerks who treat them bad. I say it is GREAT you got rid of them and now they are someone else's problem and not yours. 

Hey, I want to nice guy. Give me a  sweet, good-hearted geeky guy any day and I will take him over the drop dead gorgeous a**hole guy anytime! 

Have your fans ever seny you any weird requests? What are some of the weirdest?  All of my fans are great. A few are a little off the wall  but most are just really funny/sweet. I had one fan who wanted me to take a letter and rub it all over my body and send it to him. Another guy sent me a check for $5,000.00 and asked if I would give him a pair of my pantyhose so he could wear it as a headband. Pretty funny,huh;) I also had a female fan who wanted a lock of my blond hair and along with it she wanted my hair barrette and hairbrush.

What do you consider as one of your most embarrassing moments?  Oh, Lord.  You had to ask that one. Well here it goes. True Story.  I wanted to do something sweet for my ex-boyfriend for his birthday and so I bought a sexy bra and panty set. The bra was one for those expensive wonder bras with the silicone gel pads(to give me a nice lift;). At the time the price for it was like $149. I  arranged for us to go to dinner and afterward I surprised him and took him horseback riding. Well, in the midst of our horseback riding, the instructor broke us out in a canter, which means a RUN basically. Now I forgot I had those damn booby pads in and they started to come out of my bra as we started galloping. One flew out and after just paying $149, I wasn't going to let it get away that easy. I flew off my horse to get it and the horse ran back to the barn .

The instructor asked me why I jumped off my horse and told me I shouldn't have done that.  She told me she would get my horse back. So I panicked and then told her I lost my diamond bracelet and that is why I got off my horse, (Yeah, I know,stupid lie). Anyway, I acted like I was looking for the bracelet in the grass and then I grabbed the booby pad and put it in the bushes. I figured I would get it back when we got back from our trail ride. Then after our hour long ride, I asked the instructor to let me look one more time for my bracelet and she said fine. I went behind the bushes where I stashed it so I could put it back in my bra real quick. Wouldn't you know, a squirrel had bitten a  huge chunk off the silicone pad and is was all warped, chewed and sticky. I thought whatever I didn't pay this much money not to wear these damn things. I put the pad in my bra and my boob looked all weird and distorted. So I come out from behind the tree with one bigger distorted looking boob and I acted like I found my diamond bracelet. My ex-boyfriend laughed so hard he fell off his horse. Moral of the story- don't wear bras with removable pads horseback riding:)

Do you like working with anyone in particular?  I have gotten along with everyone I have worked with. I really enjoyed working with Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate,Paul Rudd and the director Adam McKay of "Anchorman".

They were a lot of fun to be around, and they enjoyed me doing my improv. thang.  I also am really good friends with director Jack Edward Sawyers. Jack is a great guy and like a big brother to me. We have a lot of fun. I am going to be the lead in his next movie "Devil's Gold"  and I can't wait.

We have so much fun while working together I get so sad when the project wraps up because you have become a little family and once the project is over you miss seeing everyone on a daily basis.

Is there anything else that you would like to say to our fans?  Keep it real NinjaPimpsters!!!! Check out my site at  www.darcydonavan.com and remember ninjas are better than pirates.


Exclusive Interview: Vain
by the KrazyMan

Vain, how are you doing today?
Good, so far...I just woke up.

How did you come up with the name, Vain?
Vain is based off a character from "The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant: The Unbeliever", by Stephen R. Donaldson. In the chronicles, Vain is indestructible.  He is my favorite character. To learn more....read the books!!

Can you tell us a little about Sirus?
Hmmm.....he's a monster!

What titles has he held?
There's so many...here are a few:  KSW Heavyweight KSW Tag MWF Tag Mid-South Tag AWA Tag Suncoast Heavyweight Suncoast Tag PWA Heavyweight USWA Heavyweight NWA Southern NWA T.V. IWC Tag UHPW Heavyweight UHPW U.S. DSPW Heavyweight. Currently Dirty South Heavyweight.

How long have you been together?

We've known each other and have been madly in love for 12 years.

What do you do in your free time?

I spend most of my time playing video games. My favs are Final Fantasy, Tenchu, Tekken, SSX Tricky and Tomb Raider. I'm also a student so I study a lot.

Do you prefer being a heel?

I've always leaned toward the dark side so it comes natural. But, I've never
been a baby face so I'm really not sure.

You are fairly new to managing. What it a kick to be in your first match and diva contest?
I had lots of fun and plan to continue managing Sirus!

If your match was televised, what would you like for an announcer to say about you?
"Watch out, she bites!"

I noticed that here is a lot of cat-fighting between the wrestlers. What do you think of that?
I love it!  It's entertaining, I want to see more!

Have you seen our website, www.afro-squad.com? What do you think of it?
Yes, I have seen it.  It's very professional.  Tons of solid information with a twist of humor.  It's awesome!!

Do you have kids or any pets?  If so, please tell us about them. I kind of imagine Sirus having an alligator or snake in the back yard.  
Ha! If we had a snake, it would be mine. I love snakes and could possibly bring one to the ring in the future.

We have no kids, but we do have a dog. His name is 'Cane. With Sirius' help, I delivered him during Hurricane Katrina. He is half mini dachshund and half Chihuahua. We love animals and plan on adopting more when we find our home.

I've heard you are quite artistic, can you tell us about that?
I love art. I have an Associates of Art and am currently working on my Bachelors degree. I've received a few awards for some of the pieces I've done so far.

Have you ever done any modeling? I know Spidey took some great pics of you!
When I was 10, I was accepted into a highly accredited modeling school. I would have had to leave my parents, so they didn't let me go. That inspired me to take pictures, model and make short films with my best friend, Raina.

A lot of wrestlers keep their ladies out of wrestling, because they get jealous. Do you see that becoming an issue?
Not at all. Sirus and I have an extremely special bond. We are very loyal and trust each other with our lives.

What would be your dream angle and match for you and Sirus to be involved in?
I wouldn't call it my "dream" angle, but I do wish Alternate Reality to team up again. I'd like to work with Irresistible Danielle. We're so opposite, I
think we would compliment each other very well.

Can you tell us about your band?
Mortal Sorrow! We've all been musicians our whole lives, so we strive for music that comes from the soul. Our sound is dark, heavy and passionate.

Is there any way we can download some music?
Yep. go to www.myspace.com/mortalsorrow2

Is there anything else you want to talk about?
We recently lost our drummer, so we're looking for one. We check our myspace page every day and can be reached there if anyone is interested.

Thanks for your time.
Thank you SnowMan!!


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Gulf Coast Wrestling Report
by the SnowMan

As a wrestling enthusiast, I have a hard time waiting until the holidays for the PWI 500 to come out.  I remember back in 1991 when Scott Steiner, the Great Muta, and Sid Vicious were in the top 25.  I remember the controversy when Dean Malenko was #1 in 1997, and I remember when Triple-H dominated the competition in 2000.  Every year I read every single page from front to back, and I keep a list of whom I think should be in the top ten.

A few years ago I moved to the South, and I realized that there is a whole world of wrestling down here that doesn't get nearly as much coverage as the guys in the North.  Sure, I used to watch the old United States Wrestling Association and Smokey Mountain Wrestling.  I've also seen hours of wrestling out of Memphis, Orlando, and Atlanta.  However, I never knew that there was a hotbed of independent wrestling across the Gulf Coast of Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisiana.  With no less than a dozen independent wrestling organizations in the area, the quality of wrestling across the Gulf Coast rivals that of any area of the country.   

When I attended my first Gulf Coast show, I started researching the wrestlers on the Internet.  Then I checked out my stacks of PWI 500 magazines.  I thought to myself, "Who are these guys, and why haven't I heard of them before?"    

Of course, some of the bigger names were in the PWI 500.  Guys like Buff Bagwell, the Armstrongs, Lord Humongous, and Percy Pringle III were regulars in my collection of magazines.  However, I wasn't able to find some of the Gulf Coast's other stars.

As I started to attend more and more shows, I learned more and more about the wrestlers.  I celebrated with them as their careers developed, and I felt for the wrestlers when times got tough.  Many of them lost their homes to Hurricane Katrina, but they carried on.  When the going got tough, they pulled together and worked even harder to make ends meet.  

So today I would like to introduce you to ten of Gulf Coast wrestling's biggest independent stars.  These are guys who entertain Southern fans every night of the week.  Consider this a mini-PWI 500.

1.  John Saxon (6'2" 245)  Started his wrestling career in 1987 ... Trained by "Maniac" Mike Davis... Thanks Kevin Northcut, Junkyard Dog, One Man Gang, Dusty Wolfe and Rip Steele for his recent success ... Calls himself the "Old School Assassin" .. Trained fellow Gulf Coast star Mercury McLoud .. Accompanied to the ring by his wife the "Irresistible" Danielle .. Currently feuding with Kornbred for the Ultimate Wrestling heavyweight title.

2.  Kornbred (6'9" 300)  Ultimate Wrestling heavyweight champion ... Feuding with Sirus LaVey for the Dirty South Professional Wrestling heavyweight title ... Uses the "Kornholio Slam" to finish off his opponents ... Promoters claim that Hillbilly Jim is his father and the Farmer's Daughter is his mother ..  Found a wood board while working in the field; he now brings it to the ring as a manager and calls it Plank.     

3.  Sirus LaVey (6'2" 220)  Former tag team partner of Mercury McLoud ... After winning several tag team titles, Alternate Reality split to pursue independent careers ... Managed by his sexy "play thing" Vain ... Hails from Groom Lake, Nevada (Area 51) .. Uses a reverse swinging DDT called the "Switch" as his finishing maneuver .. Feuding with Kornbred as the Dirty South Pro Wrestling heavyweight champion ... Seems to enjoy taking out his aggression on Ultimate Wrestling's commentator the SnowMan.

4.  Red Anderson (6' 230)  Claims to be the nephew to Arn and Ole Anderson, and bears the resemblance to prove it .. A supposed cousin of former ECW extremist C.W. Anderson .. Current General Manager for Ultimate Wrestling ... Hasn't lived down losing a series of "Loser Wears a Dress" matches in the now defunct Pensacola Wrestling Alliance ... Uses a spinebuster to finish off opponents ... Doesn't always see eye-to-eye with Ultimate Wrestling CEO Alexander Hearse III.

5.  Jerry Reiner (6' 200)  Mr. Electricity injured his neck in an independent match with Sirus LaVey ... Returned to help good friend Kornbred feud with LaVey ... Known for fast paced matches, but also competes in many hardcore brawls .. Powerful kicks wear opponents down quickly ... Uses Shining Wizard to finish off many of them ... Bad knees and nagging injuries keep this 15-year veteran out of regular title contention.

6.  Minotaur (6'8" 270)  The "Raging Bull" calls New Orleans his home ... Accompanied to the ring by the "First Lady of the Gulf Coast" Charity and his manager Eddie G ... Lost a series of matches with Ultimate Wrestling's heavyweight champion Kornbred after botched interference by his manager ... Dropped 80 pounds over the past year; his matches now have a much faster pace ... Recently called on to help break up diva cat fights between Charity and the "Irresistible" Danielle. 

7.  D.J. Pringle (6'5 255)  Son of the legendary Percy Pringle III .. Headlines in WX-2000, which is run by Sika the Wild Samoan ... Doesn't always see eye-to-eye with his dad ... He and tag team partner Damien LaVaye are known as "Hot and Heavy" ... Nicknamed the World Class Texan ... Defeated the 450 pound Kray-z in an Ultimate Wrestling preliminary match ... Resembles WWE's Trevor Murdock ... Still working to earn respect on the independent scene.

8.  Mercury McLoud (6'3" 245)  Trained by "Old School Assassin" John Saxon ... Injured Saxon in May in Brewton, AL; faced Saxon in a rematch later that night in Pensacola, FL ... Ignores rumors that he and Sirus LaVey will return as a tag team ... Has kept Sirus out of trouble when Vain can't control her man  ... Like Sirus, performs in several bands ... Claims that Mercury is "Way past Uranus."

9.  Kory Jackson (5'5 145)  "Lil' Shooter" held 26 independent titles since his rookie year in 2003 .. A six-time champion in the Alabama Wrestling Federation including the heavyweight, cruiserweight, and tag team titles ... Brings glow-sticks to the ring; usually hands them out to kids ... Also wrestles as "El Guapo," a lucha star; Guapo seems to have trouble getting across the border when Jackson is booked on the card ... Has a big female fan base, despite his small stature. 

10.  Dan Delicious (6' 235)  Androgynous wrestler who spends more time harassing the referees than fighting opponents ... Reminds many of "Exotic" Adrian Street ... Wins over fans despite his low blows and unsportsmanlike conduct ... Comes to the ring wearing sheer halter tops, a pony tail, and pink tights ... Underrated as a wrestler due to his flirtatious and unusual behavior ... Some wrestlers refuse to get in the ring with him ... Admits that his antics are part of his in-ring psychology.