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Bomb Twinz Exclusive Interview
Dezire and Woody

So, how are you doing today? I am stressing today. Booking last minute models for events and I am on the phone non-stop talking to different contacts... but I ALWAYS have time for Afro-Squad.com!

Can you introduce yourself? Hi, my name is DEZ!RE and if you f' with me, I will f' with you ten times harder! I have an identical twin sister—Woody, and together, we are known as the BOMBTWINZ.

I can only imagine how cool it would be for you to f' me ten times harder, but that isn't important right now. What do you and your sister do for a living?
I am a full-time student double majoring in Psychology and Behavioral Science. I am a behavioral specialist. I work with adult clients who have psychological disorders, the Project Manager for a marketing company, a spokes model, a supporting actress in a drama series, the President of the National Honor Society in Psychology, and I model on the side when I have time.

My twin sister Woody is a nursing major who just got kicked out of the accelerated [3.9+ gpa] nursing program because of her LOOKS [F' SJSU] and she works at a photo lab and hooks everyone up with the dopest pictures! =)

What has been your biggest modeling gigs? Modeling for an upscale hair salon, a couple band posters/fliers, Ralph Lauren Polo, and a runway show for Tommy Lee’s club.

Do you have any projects coming up? Hosting a huge party in the Bay Area, Photoshoots in Hawai'i, some runway shows stretching from the bay area all the way down to San Diego, HIN in August, another runway show in New York City, and possibly hosting a party in Miami.

Can you tell us about your MySpace page? Who runs it? I manage my own MySpace page because I stay true and loyal to all of the friends I have made on there. I changed my display name to BOMBTWINZ so I would not be searchable by the companies I work for [it would completely affect my career as a psychologist]. I try and make as many videos as possible to keep my page entertaining. So far, it is working! MySpace.com/bombtwinz or check out my youtube.com page.

Do you work for a modeling agency? If so, where do you work? Nope, I would rather keep all the money I earn for myself! ha ha. My sister and I are very dependent and can manage things on our own--for now, however, if things get too hectic and we start booking with larger companies, an agency could come in handy.

What will and what won't you do in modeling? We will try anything except implied or nude! Some things should be kept for the imagination ;)

What are your hobbies? Pouring salt onto snails and then watching them bubble, squeezing citris onto cuts, picking dried nasal mucus and rolling them into balls, casually flicking them onto annoying people, running with scissors in my hands to pretend I am Edward Scissor hands, sniffing gasoline at gas stations, cutting people off and carving snow into their faces while snowboarding, traveling to tropical places, harassing boys, and checking out Afro-Squad.com! We love the AfroSquad. It is better than gay p0rn.

What are your guilty pleasures? Oh god. Downloading gay p0rn [men] no, seriously, m@sturbating at least twice a day, binging on junk food once or twice—maybe even thrice a week and um, some other pleasures should really be kept secret!

What are your favorite movies? American Pie, Dangerous Minds, The Sixth Sense, Dumb and Dumber, Monsters Inc., Set It Off, Finding Nemo, Bad Boys II, American History X, Misery, Miss Congeniality, GOONIES, Drop Dead Fred

Do you do any charity work? If not, what was the last nice thing you did for somebody? My family does a lot of charity work as a whole. We donate money to villages in Vietnam or hold community buffets for the poor. I am planning to travel to Vietnam soon to visit a village where all the lepers are sent. Here, I have contributed over 100 community service hours to a battered women’s shelter’s after school program for the kids, and I always give money to homeless people [who do not ask for it].

What do you think are your hottest pictures? The candid shot of me picking a fat wedgie for the Ralph Lauren Polo bathing suit photoshoot.

What do you normally eat for breakfast? A bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats, a couple strawberries or a banana, and a package of YOGO’s! mmmmmm.

Do you work out? How often? How? I go to the gym ONCE a week and use the bike for 20 min because I am obligated to. Other than that, I do crunches once a day and if dancing in front of the mirror naked before I shower counts as a workout [since I keep my stomach flexed] that would also be one of my methods of keeping in shape.

What do you think of AfroSquad.com? It is the $HIT! That is why I was excited to hear that Afro-Squad.com wanted to do an interview with me! Are you guys as hung as everyone says?

What is the biggest misunderstanding about you? The biggest misunderstanding would definitely have to be the assumption that I party a lot based on my pictures… Connecting with my friends in a social environment does not necessarily mean that I am partying… After all, I AM allergic to alcohol and smoke!

Is there anything else you want to talk about? My obsession with g@y porn. Can you tell me why a straight girl like myself has such a guilty pleasure? Hello? Um, I guess the interview is over.

Thanks for your time.