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Ms. Classy Lady '08 
 

Afro-Squad and NinjaPimp Online have two primary annual awards for the ladies.  One is Miss Classy Lady.  This award goes to our most popular supporter for the year.  The other is Ms. Afro-Squad.  Ms. Afro-Squad goes out to the our favorite girl on the net.  If you would like to put your name in for either of these awards, e-mail us a fan pic like the one seen above!
 


Honerary AfroSquad
by
SnowMan

Over the years, the AfroSquad has gotten a lot of fan support.  Most notably, dozens of hot women have sent us pictures with fan signs.  Well, this portion of the page is dedicated to the guys who have helped support the Afro-Squad.  These guys are our favorite fans. 

"The StickMan"


"D-Ray 3000"

"E-Man"
   

"Trustus Jones"

"WordMan"


Quote of the Month
by Belladonna

"Learn from my mistakes.  Practice safe sex or don't have sex at all."


     The D-Ray 3000 Issue (#40)

 

Welcome to the Electric Function,
     I am your purveyor of promiscuity, your creator of creativity, your doctor of desire, the reverend of rendezvous! 
      Welcome to another jazztastic issue of NinjaPimp Online!  This month the Afro-Squad interviews D-Ray 3000 and internet supermodel Cindy Pucci.  We also hear from Michael Youngblood and the Zombie Pimp reviews Cum2Oasis.com.    
     If you thought that was fantastic, well you are in for another big surprise!  We also have never-before-seen bloopers from a recent Ultimate Wrestling event, a new Ultimate wallpaper, a quote from now retired adult superstar Belladonna, and we induct the honorary Afro-Squad.  Does it get any better than that?    

  The SnowMan
Pimp the Man!!!


D-Ray 3000, Don Crisis
Exclusive Interview

D-Ray, how are you doing today?
I'm good.  I am just doing my thing! I'm kicking everybody and they momma to sleep!

How did you get your start in wrestling? Who trained you?
I started training with the Canadian Destroyer when I was 16!  I started wrestling when I was 18.  The day after my first match the Canadian Destroyer past away.  (Sept. 10, 2000)

Where are you working now-a-days?
Lately I've been wrestling in the mid-west and Canada.

Didn't you first start wrestling as Crisis? Why did you change your name?  I remember seeing you in 2001 when you were still kinda knew to the wrestling scene. 
Yeah when I started I was Don Crisis.  I own that name.  When I started with TNA, they told me I looked like Andre 3000.  I don't look a damn thing like him, but hey... what ever works.  So they told me to think of something 3000.  They told me that I better have a new name within a few hours.  I didn't know where to start.  Anyway, I was walking back to the locker room talking to myself.  "Something 3000, Something 3000."  I walked into Christopher Daniels, he asked me what I was doing.  I told him that the office wanted me to come up with a name involving "3000."  So the first thing he said was D-Ray!!  I said ok, thanks.  I went back to Jeremy Borash and I said, "how about D-Ray 3000?"  He said ok, great.  Later that night D-Ray 3000 was born.

What was it like wrestling in TNA?
It was great!  I had a good time there.  I have no other feeling.  I was making a living doing what you love!

What was your fondest match or angle in TNA?
It would have to be the time me and the Shark wrestled Glen Gilberti and Johnny Swinger.   Earlier that day me and the shark ran around the park doing promo's.  They painted my face like a shark and I wrestled like that.   It was a good match, but it was a dark match so only the crowd in the arena saw it.

Can you tell us about the 'fro? How long have you had one? We love it.
I just got lazy and I just stop cutting it,  My hair just kind of turned into a gimmick.  I've had the 'fro since 2000.

Have you seen our website www.Afro-Squad.com? What do you think of it?
Of course I have.  I am a regular.  You guys have a really cool website!  You gotta respect the 'fro.

We'd like to make you an honorary member of the Afro-Squad.  Is that cool by you?
Oh yeah. I'm down!  AfroSquad D-Ray 3000.  I like the sound of the SnowMan. 

Who are your favorite wrestling opponents?

Wow, that's a hard one to answer.  I've had so many good matches with so many good wrestlers!  It would take me a few days to single out one person.

Who are the biggest names that you wrestled?
Terry Funk, Brian Christopher. Damn, I wrestled a lot of big names.  I can't remember them all.

What do you think of all the controversy in wrestling about drugs?
Drugs have always been around wrestling.  The media has nothing better to talk about right now.  I guess drugs in baseball ,people in the movies and music is getting boring.

What wrestlers do you look up to?
I've always looked up to Keiji Mutoh, Randy Savage and Curt Henning.

What would you like to do with your career in the next five years?
Hey like any other wrestler, I would like to make it back to the big time! WWE, TNA, Japan... it is all good.

What do you see yourself doing after you retire?

I don't know, but I will be involved with wrestling in some kind of way.

Would you ever work as a promoter or booker?
Never say never.

Thanks for your time and good luck in your career.
Thanks!!!
 


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Exclusive NinjaPimp Interview
Mike "Phoenix" Youngblood
by the NinjaPimp

Are there a lot of drugs in wrestling?  DRUGS ARE ANY WHERE IN ANY SPORT, BUT YES THERE ARE A LOT OF GUYS I KNOW ON THE INDEPENDENTS WHO USE DRUGS (COKE/WEED/PAIN PILLS).  ON THE TOP LEVELS, I DON'T REALLY KNOW OF ANY GUYS USING DRUGS LIKE THAT.  STEROIDS ARE COMMON IN ALL OF WRESTLING, AND I'VE EVEN USED THEM A TIME OR TWO.  MY FAVORITE WAS DECA DURIBOLIN.  IT GETS RID OF FAT AND MAKES YOUR JOINTS STRONGER.  IF USED WITH TESTOSTERONE ITS A GOOD STACK.  BUT I KICKED THAT 2 YEARS AGO.  I REALLY DIDN'T NEED IT TO BEGAN WITH, I WAS ALREADY BIG ENOUGH AND STRONG ENOUGH TO BEGAN WITH.  BUT, IF SOMEONE WANTS TO USE A DRUG THAT'S THEIR BUSINESS NOT MINE OR ANYONE ELSE'S.

What do you dislike about wrestling?  WELL, WHAT I DISLIKE ABOUT WRESTLING? THE FACT WE GET SO MUCH NEGATIVE PRESS ABOUT BEING DRUG ADDICTS, THUGS, CRIMINALS, STUFF LIKE THAT. WHEN YES THERE IS A FEW BAD APPLES, THAT DOESN'T MEAN ALL OF US ARE THAT WAY. THE QUESTION THAT I HATE MOST IS, "IS IT FAKE". I WILL NOT EVEN GET ON THAT TOPIC. THEIR ARE SOME STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD!

What do you think of working for Carlos Colon?  THE BEST MONEY I MADE WAS WITH CARLOS COLON, HE WAS VERY GOOD TO ME. I AM GOOD FRIENDS WITH THE COLONS AND I LOVE WORKING WITH THE COMPANY. TWO OTHER PLACES I MADE GOOD MONEY WAS WITH MUTA (ALL JAPAN). I WORKED WITH HIROSHI TANAHASHI, KENTA, HIROYOSHI TENZAN. IN JAPAN ITS A DIFFERENT BREED OF WRESTLER.  EVERYTHING IS A LOT STIFFER THERE AND I LIKE IT LIKE THAT. THE USO TOUR BRANG IN MORE MONEY THAN ANY OTHER COMPANY I WORKED FOR. IN 6 WEEKS I MADE 17,200 DOLLARS.

What do you think of the WWE's product?  WWE WAS A COOL PLACE TO WORK ALSO, I DID 31 DAYS IN 1994 WITH THE HARDY BOYS, AND A FEW OTHERS. I WRESTLED BOB BACKLUND, MABLE AND MO, RAZOR RAMON, SHAWN MICHAELS/DIESEL AND A LIST OF OTHERS. I WENT BACK AGAIN WHILE WORKING FOR CARLOS IN 2005. I WRESTLED ROB CONWAY AND KURT ANGLE. WWE OFFERED ME SOME MORE SPOT SHOWS, THEY WANTED TO GIVE ME A DEVELOPMENTAL DEAL BUT AT THAT TIME I WAS BURNED OUT AND TIRED FROM WRESTLING IN PUERTO RICO, JAPAN. I NEEDED SURGERY ON MY KNEES AND SHOULDER, AND I MENTAL WAS JUST SICK OF THE POLITICS IN THE WWE. THAT'S ANOTHER STORY.

What is it like wrestling in Puerto Rico and Japan?  WELL, I LIVED IN PUERTO RICO FOR 4YRS. AND WRESTLED FOR CARLOS COLON OF THE WWC FROM 2003 UNTIL 06 WHEN I JUMPED SHIP TO SAVIO VEGA'S COMPANY THE IWA.  MY STINT WITH CARLOS WAS VERY GOOD, I WORKED SOME OF TNA'S TOP TALENT AT THAT TIME KID KASH, DAVID YOUNG, KONNAN FORMER WWE WRESTLER JOEY MERCURY, EDDIE COLON, JUVENTUD. I HAD FEUDS WITH CURTIS HUGHES THAT LASTED A COUPLE MONTHS.  GREG THE HAMMER VALENTINE WAS ANOTHER GUY I LIKED WORKING WITH. I HAD A PARTNER ERIC ALEXANDER WHO NOW WORKS FOR WWE DEVELOPMENTAL AS ERIC PEREZ. WE HAD MANY MATCHES WITH DELTA FORCE TWO GUYS THAT PLAYED FOOTBALL FOR THE DALLAS COWBOYS. CARLOS COLON ALSO DID WORK WITH THE GREAT MUTA AS FAR AS SENDING TALENT TO WORK IN JAPAN, I SPENT 1 MONTH THERE THROUGH CARLOS, AND WENT BACK AGAIN BY MYSELF AFTER I LEFT CARLOS COLONS COMPANY. I SPENT 4 WEEKS WITH SAVIOR VEGA, WHEN I LEFT CARLOS. A GOOD FRIEND BRIAN LEE (FAKE UNDERTAKER) AND I MET THERE AND EVERY NIGHT WAS A PARTY FOR US TWO. BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY.

Who do you like to work with?  MY FAVORITE GUY TO WORK WITH IS TIMBER THE INSANE LUMBERJACK. WE'VE WORKED EACH OTHER AT LEAST A HUNDRED TIMES OR MORE SINCE 1995 UNTIL RECENT. HE IS THE ONLY GUY I KNOW AT 300LBS THAT CAN DO A 450 SPLASH AND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOON SAULT I HAVE EVER SEEN. HE'S A HELL OF A SCIENTIFIC WRESTLER ALSO. KURT ANGLE IS THE TOUGHEST PERSON I'VE WRESTLED. I WORKED WITH HIM IN HIS FIRST EVER LADDER MATCH IN ROANOKE, VA. 2 WEEKS BEFORE WRESTLEMANIA. HE'S A NICE PERSON TO, I ENJOYED WORKING OUT WITH HIM IN THE GYM AND IN THE RING THE DAY OF THE SHOW AND LITTLE DID I KNOW THE DAY WE WERE TRAINING IN THE RING SGT. SLAUGHTER ASKED ME IF I WOULD WORK WITH KURT. I WAS VERY EXCITED AND NERVOUS AT THE SAME TIME, BUT ONCE THE SHOW STARTED I PUT ALL THAT BEHIND ME. AND WE HAD A GREAT MATCH. IT WAS THE ANGLE INVITATIONAL I WAS APART OF.

What do you like about wrestling?  THE THING I LIKE ABOUT WRESTLING IS THE TRAVELING AND THE MANY PEOPLE I GET TO MEET ON THE ROAD. I LIKE ALSO WHEN I'M IN THE RING I CAN PLAY WITH THE PEOPLES EMOTIONS. I HAVE THEM IN THE PALM OF MY HAND, I CAN MAKE THEM HATE ME OR LOVE ME. ITS UP TO ME TO MAKE THE PUPPETS SING OR DANCE ANYWAY I WANT THEM TO. I ENJOY THAT THE MOST. JAPAN IS MY FAVORITE PLACE TO WRESTLE, ITS TREATED MORE LIKE A SPORT THERE. THERE'S MORE RESPECT AMONG THE WRESTLERS, IN AND OUT OF THE RING. THE PSYCHOLOGY IS A LOT DIFFERENT ALSO AND THE FINISHES TAKE ABOUT 5 OR 10 MINS. LONGER THAN THE AMERICAN FINISHES DO. THERE IS SO MUCH EDUCATION AN AMERICAN CAN GET WHEN THEY WRESTLE FOR INOKI OR MUTA'S PROMOTIONS. I'VE ALSO PERFORMED FOR THE AMERICAN MILITARY BASES ON USO TOURS MANY TIMES WITH THE NWA MID-ATLANTIC OUT OF CHARLOTTE, NC.

You've been somewhat outspoken about the WWE.  What else do you dislike about the WWE?  THE THING THAT PISSES ME OFF WITH THE WWE IS THE TALENT THEY BRING IN SOMETIME IS THE PURE SHITS, BIG MUSCLE HEADS WHO CAN'T WORK A LICK. GUYS WHO REALLY HAVEN'T BEEN TRAINED. I COULD SAY A FEW NAMES, BUT I'D RATHER NOT. FUCK IT, TYSON TOMKO, THE GREAT KHALI OR WHAT EVER THE HELL HIS NAME IS. "UMMM' SNITSKY, MARK HENRY, HORNSWOGGLE "WHAT THE HELL IS A HORNWOGGLE". HOW MUCH MONEY IS BEING WASTED ON GUYS THAT CAN'T WORK. WHO EVER HIRED THESE WRESTLERS NEEDS TO BE TAKEN OUT BACK AND PUT DOWN LIKE AN OLD MULE. MY THOUGHT IS REPLACE THESE CLOWNS WITH A SHANNON MOORE, BILLY KIDMAN, KID KASH. HELL, THEY HAVE HOW MANY DEVELOPMENTAL WRESTLERS, A HUNDRED OR SO. THERE IS ONLY TWO AGENTS IN THE WWE I PERSONALLY THINK NEED TO BE PUT OUT OF THERE MISERY AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO SAY THERE NAMES. AND I WANT!! I HAVE ONE LAST THING I WANT TO SAY, VINCE GET RID OF JOHNNY ACE AND STEVE KERNS, PLEASE!!!!!!! DAMN DID I SAY THAT.

What do you think of AfroSquad.com?  I AM A COMPLETE SQUADDER!  GO AFROSQUAD!

Who is your least favorite wrestler?  WELL, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION! HMM, I WOULD SAY MY LEAST FAVORITE WOULD BE THE BOOGIE MAN.  I DON'T KNOW THE GUY PERSONALLY, BUT THE GIMMICK SUCKS.   FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN OF HIS WORK IN THE RING, HE'S VERY GREEN.  IT'S NOT HIM PERSONALLY, JUST THE GIMMICK. MY FAVORITE TO WATCH WOULD BE RIC FLAIR, AND A CLOSE SECOND IS RANDY ORTON. I'M ONLY SPEAKING FOR THE MOMENT, CAUSE TRIPLE H IS NOT IN THE GAME RIGHT KNOW.  HE WOULD SHUT THEM BOTH DOWN, WORK WISE AND ON THE MIC. OH NO, I DIDN'T JUST MARK OUT DID I?

What do you think of WWE's divas?  I THINK THAT THE DIVA'S ARE COOL!  I MISS SEEING IVORY AND MISS TEXAS (JACKIE). THOSE TWO COULD REALLY WORK A MATCH.  I WAS GOOD FRIENDS WITH SHERRY MARTEL, WHO I MISS A BUNCH. SHE WAS A GOOD PERSON, AND FUNNY TOO.  I REMEMBER ONE NIGHT IN MEMPHIS WE JUST FINISHED WORKING A BIG SHOW.  IT WAS HER, LONI KIA, AND ME.  WE WENT OUT ON THE TOWN TO A FANCY RESTAURANT, AND I TELL YA SHE DRANK ME UNDER THE TABLE AND COULD STILL WALK A STRAIGHT LINE.  THOSE  TWO GIRLS GOT ME SO DRUNK AND THEN HAD TO BABY SIT ME, I WAS SO SICK THE NEXT DAY. IT WAS FUN HANGING WITH HER AND LONI,  THEY HAD A LOT OF GREAT STORIES OF BEING ON THE ROAD.  BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION I THINK THAT A WOMEN HELP BUILD THIS BUSINESS AS MUCH AS THE MEN HAVE, AND I THINK THEY DON'T GET AS MUCH CREDIT AS THEY DESERVE.  AT THIS POINT AND TIME I THINK MICKEY JAMES IS THE BEST WOMEN'S WRESTLER IN THE WWE, BUT TRISH WOULD GIVE HER A RUN FOR HER MONEY.

Thanks for your support and your time.  THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, AND I THINK YOU HAD A LOT OF GOOD QUESTIONS. I WOULD LIKE TO SAY ALSO I'M TAKING BOOKINGS, SO IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED, YOU CAN REACH ME AT wrestlekings@hotmail.com or www.myspace.com/wrestleking3. THANKS AGAIN, MICHAEL YOUNGBLOOD  

 

 

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Cindy Pucci Interview
by Gordon Whitefoot


So, it seems a lot has changed since our last interview. What new stuff is going on?

Where do I begin? How about I start at the top and work my way down from there? Oh... so many great things going on and I am so happy! I recently completed the sequel to "Mummy's Kiss: Second Dynasty" (currently out on DVD!), titled "Blood Scarab" which should be out just in time for Halloween! Look for some pics from the film on my blog at myspace.com/cinpucci! I can also be seen in an upcoming "mockumentary" for The Discovery Channel called "The Joy Of Lex!" Plus working on my own personal photo/video shoots for my upcoming brand new website. So much to mention, I am too excited and can't sleep!! Wanna sleep with me?

Of course I do.  Speaking of which, I've heard that your picture set titled "Rock and Roll Fantasy" is taking off. What makes this different than your previous picture sets?
Taking off? MMMM! Yes! And I took ALLOT off in that photo set! What makes it different than my others is that it was my first hardcore boy/girl shoot. But someone came along...and changed my plans? I had plannned on doing my own g/g stuff! I never felt compelled to show that side of me but my partner in crime and I are very hot together and deeply passionate, so i wanted to give it a try! And the pictures too!

What made you want to do a boy-girl set?
It was just an idea but when I asked him, he was verrry open to the idea and anxious to do it and me too! lol... Like I said, we are very hot together and there's a chemistry there and with the passion we create I decided now was the time! I asked him if he would do it with me and he was very excited unlike most boys and he wasn't afraid of anything except I had to take him by the hand and other parts, lol, cause he's new to the world of modeling! He did amazing for his first time and got to see first hand that modeling really is hard work. I am so glad we shared that!

How adult is that set of photos? What can fans expect to see?
Lets just say its very "adult!" I did some things that my fans have been secretly dying to see me share!? No one ever asked or mentioned seeing me do something like this before.  I did it, but it seemed that once my fans saw it, their dirtiest fantasies and prayers too, were answered! LOL! HALLELUJAH!! I think I revealed just enough to pique their interest and leave them with a taste!? The overwhelmingly positive response i have received from long-time fans is amazing and makes me glad I took that step! Its very hot and I am very proud of it! I see nothing objectionable in those pictures, just two people who are very into one another!

How well has it sold on you site? Where can people buy it?
Very well! Thanks to all my fans! And for those newbies out there, you can visit my website at ClubCin.com! Its worth the trip!! And you will come...back for more!?=)

Do you have plans for more boy-girl scenes?
Oh yes! And there is another one we did that makes "Rock N' Roll Fantasy" look tame in comparison that will be on my site the second week of August! And it will leave you in AWE!! Who knew I could be so naughty? Why reveal it all at once and ruin the anticipation? This one is the next step and its very hot and very sexy, people will be blown away when they see it (literally!!) since they aren't aware of my many talents! Also stay tuned for new videos that will leave you begging for a taste of Cin'!

What have your friends and family said about the boy-girl scene?
No comment! lol!

Is there any chance SnowMan, KrazyMan, the NinjaPimp, or the Zombie Pimp will be in a future photo set with you?
What part of when hell freezes over!? lol!!!!

Do you plan on doing any adult videos?
Yes and I am in the midst of shooting now for my website! I want to be in control of what I shoot in every way! I like to be in control if you haven't noticed!?

What other plans are in your future?
To dominate earth, and create a new religion where boys worship me and all sins will be encouraged! We'll call it Cyntology! One of my fans has already built an online church! lol! Check out the Church Of Cin
Myspace group @ http://groups.myspace.com/ChurchofCin - My fans ROCK! Thanks Chazz!

Is there anything you want to say to the folks at NinjaPimp.com?
You guys rock!

Is there anything else you would like to promote? I know you do a lot of conventions and modeling.
I will be making my annual appearance at Glamourcon 41 in Chicago in August, which I do every year to see familiar faces and get to hang with my fans who mean the world to me!! See you there! And don't forget to visit ClubCin.com "where dreams come...true"! And you will too!=)

Thanks for your time.


ZombiePimp Adult Website Reviews!
By the
ZombiePimp 

You know, as a living person named Jim Bucko, I was never much of a pimp.  Then I died and everything changed for me.  You would think that dying wouldn't change a person much, but this whole Zombie Pimp thing has been really great for my social life... er, um... social death.

I died not that long ago, as a teenager.  It happened to be spirit week in high school while I was  dressed as a pimp.  It is a long story, but I've been a Zombie Pimp ever since. 

So there I was last week.  I had decided to take a little walk to Lake Havasu.  I figured the sun and the fresh water would do my skin some good.  (Which, for the most part, has fallen off and is stored in the pocket of my suit.)

Havasu is quite the flesh fest.  The lake has tons of half naked teens, which taste great and have half the calories of your average meal.

It wasn't long and I saw an Oasis.  Actually, it was the Oasis, an adult internet model from cum2oasis.com.  She's a beautiful gal.  Pretty soon she had her hands in my pants and she was looking for my other stiffie.  Coincidentally, I was looking for it too as I think it fell off about a week back. 

After we were done with our fun, the fantastic Oasis offered me a temporary password and login for her website.  (Needless to say, I will be sparing her brains for the time being.)

For those of you who are interested, Oasis' website is fantastic.  She has photos dating back over 10 years.  In fact, she must have more than 25,000 pictures and 50 hours of video online.  That's a guess.  As a zombie, I have limited cognitive thinking skills, thus my math skills are very limited. 

The only problem that I see with Oasis' website is that there is so much content that you can quickly get lost while surfing the site.  There are newsletters, dirty stories, themed events, fan participation galleries, special request sections, and everything imaginable.  It is fantastic, but you can quickly become overwhelmed.

That's the only fault I can see though.  The site is definitely worth the relatively low cost membership fee. 

When all is said and done, I give it two decaying thumbs up!