This month we redesigned the basic page to keep your eyes aroused.  Our new sleek design has more bounce to the ounce and more pinch to the inch.  As usual, we had more submissions and interviews than we had space to publish.  For the stuff you missed, just check out our blog, it is updated almost daily! 

Dr. Karl Hungus
Expatriate Pimp 
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KrazyMan Ordered by President Bush...
WASHINGTON, DC - In a bold move on the part of current US President George Bush, he declared the state of emergency and adminstered executive decree 420 to ban KrazyMan from within 50 miles of the Bush twins. 

KrazyMan, who was escorted from the Bush twin bedroom by security police, was also forced to wear a business like suit and tie on his ride on Marine One.  According to sources within the Pentagon, "Krazy didn't have no clothes on when he was seen with the Bush twins."

KrazyMan held a press conference immediately outside of Marine One (seen above). 

"That you for asking," stated KrazyMan in regards to a question about his legendary exploits.  "It really is this big."    ____________________________________

Another Fantastic Afro-Squad Video:

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Bryan Manson Interview
by Jordi Scrubbings Welcome back Mr. Manson. So let start off with an easy question, who would you love to face off with in the squared circle (past or present)?

Bryan Manson: Of all the wrestlers to ever work, I would love to wrestle against Bret Hart, circa 1990. His technical ability is among the best and he is the best there was, the best there is, and the best there ever will be ... Until I beat him.

The Serious Tip: I see that happening ... when Bret Hart is about 90. But I digress. So what are your top five all-time favorite matches?

Bryan Manson: Finally, a question where I can have more than one favorite. First any match with Masato Tanaka against Mike Awesome. Those guys put on a great show everytime. Then I would have to say D-Von & Bubba Ray, the Dudley Boyz, versus Kronus and Saturn, the Eliminators, in ECW. Great tag team match, not much tagging, but just a festival of double team moves and straight-out brawling. Then I would say the Undertaker against Mankind in the infamous Hell in a Cell Match. Decent wrestling, but the resolve of Mick Foley is an awesome thing. Second favorite match ever would be Eddie Guerrero against Dean Malenko in their last ECW match. It was two out of three falls and a great technical wrestling match, perhaps the best technical display ever. But my favorite match ever would have to be Rob Van Dam versus Jerry Lynn in ECW. Great match, high-flying, technical, hardcore, no dragging on, just action the whole time, by far the greatest match ever. ECW has always put on better wrestling throughout the company's lifetime, be it technical wrestling or the bloody brutality know as hardcore.

The Serious Tip: I almost lost count, did you just give about 10 different matches? So in your albeit limited short wrestling career what has been your best match?

Bryan Manson: So far, I would have to say my singles match against Nooie Lee. He is a great wrestler and I would love to wrestle him again in the near future, as it would be even better than the last one.

Continued...
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by Jake Bones

Alright, first off welcome to AfroSquad and NinjaPimp Online. How are you doing today?  Can you tell us about youselves?  Hi there! Ok here's the answers to your questions.  Our names are Daisy and Hollie Mildenhall, and we are identical twins aged 22 from Wiltshire.  We now live in Cornwall, where Hollie works for the NHS as a finance assistant and Daisy works for a Media company as an Advertising consultant.  Although we have good careers are main job is our singing it has always been our passion and our sole drive in life. We began singing at the age of 8 where we sang at weddings, festivals, parties etc. as time went on we got more and more into singing and when we entered a competition here in Cornwall and won, it was only then when we got to record in a studio we realized this is what we want to do!

Can you tell us all of your basic information? Names, careers, where you are from, how old you are... etc.  We recorded an Album here in Cornwall called Wake Me and then began writing our own material which we have recorded with top producers one of which was at Miloco Studios in London with producer Pete Hoffman.

What big names have you worked with?  A producer that has worked with stars such as Sophie Ellis Bexter, Rachel Stevens and many more. We then traveled further afield and recorded in the Big Apple in Time Square, New York with Arty Skye of Skylab Studios. This was an amazing experience not just creating a new and original sound but working with such a talented producer with credits such as Maddona, Will Smith and the list goes on and on. You can hear the New York tracks on our myspace page.

Most people do these interviews to promote something. Do you have anything you would like to promote? Maybe a new CD of something?  Now that we have our new material we plan to perform the tracks localy and nationaly to get the most exposure.

Do you model?  We also plan to have another photoshoot to get the right photos for the new tracks. Modeling has always been something we enjoy and love experiencing new looks when having new photos for our myspace and website.

Can you tell us what it is like being hot twins?  We love being twins as we are truly best friends it's also a plus be a twin when guys are concerned as it does seem to attract attention, which is a good thing maybe there's just something about twins!

We've interviewed a lot of twins. Have you ever heard of the Milton Twins or Potter Twins?  We have seen lots of twins here on Myspace havn't heard of the Milton or Potter twins but i'm awfull with names but there are a lot of talented twins advertising here on myspace.

What do you think of www.afro-squad.com?  We would both like to say a huge thank you to Afro-Squad for taking an interest in us. We shall for sure be spreading the work. You guys Rock!!!!!

What would you like to say to your fans?  Finally to all ours fans out there we Love you as always and keep checking back to see when our gigs are posted would love to see you all there!!

How can we find your music?  We are at present arranging for our tracks to be on itunes so they will be available soon.

Thanks for your time!  Once again Afro Squad thank you and keep up the good work!