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Maze Interview
by SnowMan

The Aerial Assasin can be found in Ultimate Wrestling.  A former member of the tag team New Era, Maze is currently dazzling crowds with TLC matches against his ex-tag team partner, Justin Cruze.

Maze, can you tell us a little about yourself? Sure thanks for the interview. I am an Independent Pro Wrestler from Upstate NY, but now living in Pensacola Fl. I have been wrestling for about 8 years and I also would like to get into acting so if there are any casting directors or agents out there shoot me an email.

So do you enjoy wrestling? I guess you could say that, I have been watching wrestling ever since I could remember, and it is an honor to be able to perform in front a live crowd every month.

What do you dislike about wrestling?
What I do not like about wrestling especially in WWE is all the drawn out story line, lets get to the wrestling, I mean thats what the fans want to see. I also do not like all the politics and back stabbing that goes on.

Who is your favorite opponent?
I would have to say that my favorite opponent would be that idiot Cruze.

What is New Era? New Era is a tag team that Cruze and I formed when we started in the wrestling business. Cruze was my friend and my tag team partner, which we have won numerous tag team titles, but Cruze runs his mouth to much.

Have we seen the end of New Era?
I don't know if Cruze keeps up his crap, probably not, but you never can tell in the wrestling world.

How did you break into wrestling?
Well I first started in Gulf Breeze and Adrian Streets wrestling school, but that didn't turn out so good, so we had the opportunity to go to the P.W.A(Pensacola Wrestling Alliance) and catch a show and Bobby Doll offered to train us. The rest is history.

What has been you biggest wrestling related injury?
To be honest with you I have never(knock on wood) been seriously hurt, I do have a defect in my back that down the road will need to be fused. Thats about it.

Who are some of your good friends in wrestling?
Well, Bobby Doll, Nick Vortex, Jerry Reiner, Jester McCain, Kiel Sasso, Kornbred, really there are to many to list. I am loved by all..just kidding, but really I am.

Is there any wrestling promotions you refuse to work for?
Yes, there is promotion that is called Southern Pro Wrestling, that are not my cup of tea.

Who are your wrestling idols? I would have to Rey Mysterio of old(wcw days) and Chris Benoit, Rodrick Strong, and some of the Ring of Honor guys.

After hearing that Chris Benoit may have had brain damage from hits to the head, does cause any concern among wrestlers?
We are in control of what goes on with our bodies, so we have the decision weather or not to use a chair in a match or not.

What are your thoughts on steroids? If used correctly and not abused, I have no problem with them.

When you were younger, what wrestling did you watch? I watched WWE.  Me and my brother would emulate the Rockers.

Do you have any acting aspirations?
Oh yeah, that is really what I want to be doing in the next few years. I am just so intrigued with the way movies are made.

What was your favorite wrestling angle as a performer? Probably most of the stuff with the undertaker back them.

What are your thoughts on the old PWA?
The PWA days are some of the best days of my wrestling career.

What do you think about Bobby Doll?
I pretty much owe Bobby Doll everything, he took a chance on two green dicks, and gave us the tools to get where we are today, Bobby is a great guy in every sense of the word.

How frustrated do you get when promoters short you on pay when they have small crowds? It depends if the show is just a short drive and I like the show and the promoters then I don't mind, but if I am told that I will be paid something and the crowed is good and I get stiffed then I am pissed.

Would you rather work in front of a small crowd of excited people or a big quiet crowd? Why? It really depends, I have wrestled in front of 3000 people before and it was such a rush I didn't care how loud they were, but then I have wrestled in front of small crowed that made you feel like there was thousands it really doesn't matter to me, I guess all in all I would just like a loud crowed that is into the show.

Would you rather work with a "legend" who isn't very talented in the ring, or a nobody who is excellent in the ring? Why? Again that is one of those questions that could go either way, with wrestling a legend you have something to put on your resume saying that you worked a legend and that will make you look good, and then you could work a nobody that is really good and that will make your match possible the match of the night, that works as well. I guess it just depends on the people you are in the ring with ya know.

Is there anything you would like to talk about or promote? I just want to promote Ultimate Wrestling, I feel they have a good thing going, but just need a bit better guidance. I also want to promote that I am taking on any body that would like to train, I have a fair price with payment plans and a fun training environment.

What has been your biggest opponent? Probably the time that New Era feuded with the Black Sheep, for the belts, close second or possibly tied is the Backyard Boyz

What are your favorite websites on the net? I have a few, MySpace, GulfCoastWrestling.com and wrestling news world, and Ninja-Pimp.com

What are your signature moves called? I have on called step ahead, I have one called the Daley Star, and Simply Amazing.

Is there anything you would like to say in closing? I would like to say to the fans, please come out and support your local Indy wrestling, because with the fans us wrestlers are nothing.

Well, thanks for your time. Thank you for taking the time to interview me. Remember it is always out with the old and in with the better half of New Era!


Miss Classy Lady, November 2007
                        Madison Stone

       
Afro-Squad is pleased to announce that this month's Miss Classy Lady (November) is none other than Madison Stone, of Madison's Tattoos.  (Photo courtesy of Fight Girls.)  Make sure to visit her tattoo shop in Taluca Woods, CA. 

Welcome Afro-Squad Truants! 

This was another banner month for NinjaPimp Online, The Afro-Squad.  We delivered a new Afro-Squad feature video, interviewed a former WWE wrestler, spoke with adult stars Kendra Kay and the Stevens Twins, had an article written by the Man, and we also interviewed independent wrestling star Maze.  We pretty much packed this issue tighter than Jasmin St. Clair on a Friday night! 

             Dr. Kalvin Dick
           
AKA KrazyMan 

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Kendra Kay Interview - Adult Film Star

Exclusive Interview: Kendra Kay
by Dr. Whitebottom

Kendra is an adult film star who is known for her amazing energy and explosive personality.  She has a huge fan following, and she's been an Afro-Squad fan for years. 

Kendra, how are you doing today? 
Kendra: haha, I'm a little tired, I was up all night with some friends!

So what do you do for a living? Do you dance, model, or do adult films?
Kendra: I'm in my 3rd year of college majoring in psychology with a minor in art history. I do modeling and adult films to pay my way through school.  (Yeah, its true, girls really do that!)

I think I saw you on a few "Her First Big (Wiener)." Was that you? If so, was that really your first big johnson?
Kendra: Yeah, I did a shoot with Bryon Long and Sylvio (i cant remember his last name) for herfirstbig@!.com. And no, it wasn't my first big (wiener).  I did a shoot for Combat Zone with Shorty Mac, OMG he was the biggest!   Like f'ing a Coke can!

What websites have you been on?
Kendra: Right now I am on just three: Pink Visuals, HerFirstBig$&$!.com and teensforcash.com.  I am also on MattsModels.com. I have more stuff coming though from New Sensations, Brandon Iron, Dave Cummings and a few others. It takes SO long! lol

Who have been your favorite partners?
Kendra: Oh wow, its hard to pick a favorite, I really liked working with Brandon Iron, kind of have a crush on him, lol. But I also liked working with Rod Fontana and Dick Nasty and Dave Cummings. Billy Banks was pretty cool too. So yeah, its hard to pick, but if I had to pick one I would say Brandon.

Do you think being an adult actress is any worse on your body than being a professional athlete?
Kendra: If yer careful, especially with (the butt) stuff! I think being an athlete is WAY worse!  The worst part of being in adult films is getting STD's, I think.

That's gotta be rough on your body.  How do you stay in shape?
Kendra: I go to the gym, run, ride my bike and f' my boyfriend!

Is there a secret to pleasing a guy?

Kendra: I have found most guys really appreciate getting off, lol. It seems to make them happy!

What do you think of my recent Afro-Squad video?
Kendra: Hang on let me go watch it..... Ha Ha, that was pretty funny!  So is that what you do for a living? You have a pretty fast car, can I go for a ride? hehe

You can ride all night!  Do you have any websites or myspace pages?

Kendra: Yeah, I have a
myspace profile that I spend a LOT of time on since I try to answer all my mail. I have TONS of photos and a couple of videos on there.  I have a website too, but I am not using it for anything yet.

Have you made any mistakes in your adult career? If so, what are they?
Kendra: I don't think I made any mistakes. My boyfriend and I thought about it for 3 months before I did anything, so we were prepared mostly.  The one thing I didn't count on was all the attention I am getting from doing so little work, lol. I do have a big regret though, I was supposed to do a shoot with Red Light with a girl and a guy, I REALLY was looking forward to working with a girl but I landed up getting sick with strep throat. So when I come back to work this summer I am DEF doing some shoots with girls.

Is there anyone you would warn people from working with?

Kendra: Nope, everyone was pretty cool, hehe.

An adult star I know recently said she plans to keep doing porn despite having an STD. What do you think of that?
Kendra: Depends on what she has, I think everyone in the business has to have an STD how could u avoid it? HIV isn't much of a worry since everyone gets tested every month, but other stuff like HPV and herpes, you get those and don't even know you have them.

What turns you on?

Kendra: I like guys with tattoos, some facial hair. and believe it or not I don't like skinny guys or guys with lots of muscles, lol. Guys who do little things like write me notes and bring me a flower, that makes me happy!

What turns you off?

Kendra: Normal people.

When you first get to the set of an adult movie, what goes on during the first half hour you are there?
Kendra: I sit in a make-up chair.

How big is the biggest guy you have been with?
Kendra: SnowMan was HUGE! A girl really needs two vaginas to be with him. But otherwise, the thickest was Shorty Mac and the longest I think was that guy Ramon, the one with the marble implanted in his (Wiener), which I really don't know why he did that.

Do you plan to do it in the future?
Kendra: Yeah, probably at some point, I guess it is a big deal with a lot of guys though I don't know why. It would have to be with someone with a smaller (johnson) though.  (Does KrazyMan do adult films??)

What would you like to say to your fans?
Kendra: Haha, its still weird to think I even have fans, but I love them, the ones that write to me on myspace are pretty f'ing cool.

Is there anything you would like to talk about or promote?
Kendra: If people go to my myspace they will find a profile called Kiva in my top friends, go give them some money!

Thanks for your time!
Kendra: No prob!   Thanks for the opportunity. Let me know when and where you are going to post this and I will bulletin all my frien
ds on myspace, maybe they will come and watch yer crazy funny videos, haha.
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Exclusive Whitney Stevens Interview:
by Melvin Butkis

Whitney and her sister Britney make up the adult "twin" combo, the Stevens Twins.  They also appear solo in hundreds of films, and they are some of the best known girls in adult films. 

Whitney, how are you doing today?
I'm great.

So where can people find you online?
My MySpace page
(CLICK HERE) & I have my website that I'm currently shooting content for with my sister Britney. It's all reality based so that should be fun!

What projects are you working on?
I just did a scene with my sister for (Belladonna) Belladonna Entertainment. And I'm working on my website and I just had a shoot with Icy Porn.

How can fans learn more about you?
Go to my website, its gonna be all reality and fun stuff.. Or they can write me on MySpace. :)

Do you run the website http://www.whitneyandbritneyxxx.com/ or is it a corporate site?
I run that website.

Is Britney your real twin sister? Are you identical?

No, Britney isn't my twin sister. Sorry I ruined the fantasy. Were real sisters but were just not twins, I'm 20 and she is 22.

What will and what won't you do together. I am sure you get that question a lot?
Well we have done about everything together!  We @*(  (@ on each other before, but we were a little intoxicated.  We share the same guys on film.  We're gonna have orgies on our website, and m@*(@bate together.. We even used $!r39-ons to a guy together!

Can you tell me about plastic surgery?  Have you had any?  Do you have any suggestions for anyone who is going to have some?
I never had any plastic surgery.  I don't have anything against it.  Some people just go to overboard with it like to the point where they look like plastic dolls.  Most girls in p0rn get boob jobs.  I don't know why?  Maybe they feel like they have to have big boobs in order to get more work.

Have you ever seen any of your adult DVDs?  I know some girls don't watch their own stuff. If so, what do you think of it?
I love watching my own stuff. It's fun and weird at the same time.  It's actually kind of funny sometimes, lol. I have most of my movies.

Who is hotter between you and Brit?

You'd have to be the judge of that.

Can you tell me about your most hardcore scene? What was it?
My most hardcore scene was in San Francisco, I was new to the adult biz and they flew me out there for some bondage stuff for Hogtied.com. I got through one scene and realized that it was too hardcore for me so I walked off the set and told them I didn't want to finish the rest of the shoot. They said that most girls they hire can't do it. They told me.  There like the most hardcore bondage site out there.  It was kind of scary.

You are in great shape. How do you stay in shape?
Thanks, I go to the gym at least 5 times a week, I do a lot of cardio.

What don't people know about you?
There's a lot that people don't know about me...

Has there ever been a scene where you were totally not attracted to the guy? If so, what was that like?
Yes, I just got through it.  But if I really don't like a guy, then I just put them on my "no" list.

Do you consider yourself bisexual?
No.

Do you have a boyfriend?
Yes.

Have you ever considered working at a place like the Bunny Ranch?
Yeah, I think that would be fun.

What are your thoughts on prostitution?
It's legal in some countries, so why not be legal here?  It's dangerous but girls are just trying to make a living and they get arrested for it. I don't like seeing guys pimp out girls, when the girls feel like they can't do it without them, then it's sad.  Personally; I'd never prostitute!

Is there anything else you want to talk about?

No, I guess that's it.

Thanks for your time.
Thank you for having me.  I love you ninjapimp.com and afro-squad.com!  SnowMan and KrazyMan are totally awesome and cute too. 
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J.C. Ice (Jamie Dundee) Interview
by SnowMan

Jamie Dundee was a WWE superstar as part of the Nation of Domination.  He is a second generation wrestler who has wrestled in the USWA and ECW.  He's also a long-time friend of the 'Squad.

Iceman, how are you doing today?
I'm great.  Thanks a lot.

Let's start with your earlier days in wrestling. You've had a fantastic career, so we have a lot to talk about. First, is your father and how did you get started in wrestling?
WELL FOR THOSE THAT DON'T KNOW MY FATHER IS "SUPER STAR" BILL DUNDEE.  MY BROTHER-IN-LAW IS "BEAUTIFUL" BOBBY EATON.  WRESTLING IS AND HAS BEEN MY WHOLE LIFE!  I WAS TRAINED BY MY DAD OF COURSE, BUT I WASN'T REALLY TRAINED.  WHEN MY DAD HAD A WRESTLING SCHOOL, I WAS THE CRASH DUMMY.  EVERY BODY LEARNED BY DOING MOVES ON ME  SO I GUESS THAT IS HOW I WAS TRAINED.

I read on Wikipedia some sort of story with Tommy Rich and piercing your ears. Would you like to comment on that?
WELL, I WAS 4YRS OLD.  MY DAD AND TOMMY RICH THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO GET ME DRUNK AND PIERCE MY EAR WITH AN ICE CUBE AND A NEEDLE!  SO I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT'S WHEN MY CAREER WAS STARTED!

I remember watching you in USWA. What did you think of that organization?
I THOUGHT USWA WAS GREAT IT WAS A PLACE WITH ALL BIG STARS OF TODAY AND YESTERDAY!  I CAME TO LEARN TO WRESTLE.  IT WASN'T BIG MONEY BECAUSE THOSE NO GOOD "JARRETTS" KEPT IT ALL!  HOWEVER, IT WAS A GREAT PLACE TO LEARN!  SO I LIKED IT FOR THE MOST PART.  IT WAS THE PLACE THAT FED MY WHOLE FAMILY SINCE WE CAME TO AMERICA IN 1975.  (FROM AUSTRALIA)

You must of held the tag team titles at least 15 times. That's pretty impressive. However, what do you consider your biggest early successes?
YES ME AND "WOLFIE" {PG-13} HELD THEM 16 TIMES AND THEN I HELD THEM TWICE WITH MY DAD.  IT WAS 18 TIMES TOTAL.  MY BIGGEST SUCCESSES WERE MOST DEFINITELY BEING A PART OF "WRESTLEMANIA"13, IN 1997.  I MEAN THAT IS IT!  THAT IS THE TOP OF THE WORLD!  IT IS THE BIG DANCE!  ONCE YOU GET THERE, YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE MADE IT AS A "PRO WRESTLER!"
THERE ARE A MILLION WRESTLERS, BUT ONLY A HANDFUL EVER GET TO THE BIG DANCE.  I AM GLAD I WAS ONE OF THEM!

Didn't you work in ECW too? How was that? Can you tell us a little about your ECW time?
YES, I WORKED ECW FOR 3 YEARS (96-97-98)  I WAS IN TAGS WITH "WOLFIE" AND IN SINGLES. HOW WAS IT?  IT WAS GREAT!  IT WAS THE BEST FUN I'VE HAD IN WRESTLING!  IT WAS A FAMILY   IT WAS A MAFIA TYPE SETTING!  WE LET NO OUTSIDERS IN.  THAT'S WHY IT WAS SO GREAT.  WE WERE A FAMILY.  THAT IS THE BEST WAY TO PUT IT.  WELL, TO TELL YOU A LITTLE ABOUT IT... LOTS OF DRUGS AND WOMAN!  DID IN TELL YOU LOTS OF DRUGS?  YES, THAT WAS IT... DRUGS!  WE'D WRESTLE, PARTY, AND GET LAID! THEN WE WOULD DO IT AGAIN!  I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH OF IT.  IT COULD OF BEEN THE DRUGS!

Other than Jamie Dundee, what names have you used in the ring?
WELL {PG-13}WITH WOLFIE D.
THE NATION OF DOMINATION{WWF}96-97.
THE CYBER PUNKS {PG-13} IN MASK AFTER OUR LOSER LEAVE TOWN..

When were you having the most fun in your career?
I THINK ECW! LIKE I SAID, I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER THEM DAYS!  I'M SURE THAT THEY WERE FUN!

IN 97-98 WE (PG-13) WORKED FOR THREE COMPANIES AT THE SAME TIME! MONDAY WAS WITH THE WWF.  TUESDAY THROUGH THRUSDAY WAS WITH USWA.  FRIDAY AND SATURDAY WAS ECW.  THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN.  ALL THE TRAVELING AND PARTYING WAS GREAT, BUT IT TAKES A TOLL ON YOUR BODY.  IT WAS A LOT OF FUN.

Do you have any lowlights in your career? If so, what was one of those moments?
IN MY CAREER, I NEVER HAD ANY BECAUSE I BROUGHT EVERYTHING ON MYSELF, GOOD AND BAD.  SO I NEVER WAS ONE TO SEE IT AS A LOWLIGHT.  I MEAN FROM WRESTLEMANIA, THERE IS NO WHERE TO GO BUT DOWN.  I DON'T REALLY THINK I HAD ANY LOWS.  I HAD A LOT OF "HIGHS."

Do you have a website or myspace page? What are they?
WWW.JAMIEDUNDEE.COM, BUT I NEVER REALLY GO THERE.  I'M ALL ABOUT "MYSPACE."  I LOVE TOM!

What are your thoughts of Wolfie D and PG-13?
WELL WOLFIE IS MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER!  I MEAN WHEN YOU SPEND 360 DAYS A YEAR TOGETHER, FOR 10 YRS, YOU ARE A KIND OF FAMILY.  AS FAR AS PG-13, ALL I NEED TO SAY IS THAT THERE'S NONE BETTER.  WE WERE THE BEST LIL' TAG TEAM IN WRESTLING FOR TEN YEARS!

Do you have any musical roots? I heard you helped create some theme songs? Is that true?
NONE I CANT CARRY A TUNE IN A BUCKET!  WE DID WRITE A RAP FOR THE NATION OF DOMINATION THOUGH. 

Who is your favorite opponent?
MY FAVORITE OPPONENT WAS... DAMN TUFF QUESTION!  IT WAS THE ROCK-N-ROLL EXPRESS!  

OTHER GREATS INCLUDE:
DOUG GILBERT AND TOMMY RICH {USWA}
THE DUDLEY BOYS {ECW HARD CORE HEAVEN 97}
THE ELIMINATORS {USWA-ECW}
THE ROAD WARRIORS {WWF}
THE SMOKING GUNNS {WWF}
SPIKE DUDLEY MICKEY WHIPWRECK{ECW]
THE GANGSTERS {ECW} AND SO MANY MORE

What have been your biggest matches?
WRESTLEMANIA 13 -1997 CHICAGO STREET FIGHT
HARDCORE HEAVEN 97 VS THE DUDLY BOYS/W JENNA JAMISON
SMOKING GUNNS 1995 MONDAY NIGHT RAW {OUR FIRST WWF SHOW} FOR THE WWF TITLES
DOUG GILBERT AND TOMMY RICH (USWA) 1996-1998

Where can fans see you now?
I NOW WORK ALL INDEPENDENTS EVERYWHERE ...BUT IM PUTTING MY BOOTS DOWN IN CHICAGO FOR POWW
POWWENTERTAINMENT.COM. THAT IS WHERE I'LL BE AFTER THE NEW YEAR, FULL TIME.

What do you think of my recent afro-squad video?
I THINK ITS VERY ENTERTAINING ...FUNNY STUFF.

Who was in the Nation of Domination with you, when you were in WWE?
RON SIMMONS {FAROOQ}
BRIAN ADAMS {GRUSH} RIP MY FRIEND YOU ARE TRULY MISSED LOVE YA BROTHER
D-LOW BROWN
SAVIO VEGAS
CLARENCE MASON

What did you think of the WWE?
THE MONEY WAS GOOD, BUT THE PEOPLE RUNNING THE SHOW ARE JACKOFFS.  THERE ARE POLITICS AND BULL$HIT!   IT IS GARBAGE!  THEY ONLY USE IT WHEN ITS GOOD FOR THEM.  THEY LOVE ASS KISSING.  I'M NOT IN TO KISSONG NO ASS FOR NO REASON!

What is your favorite WWE memory?
OF COURSE WRESTLMANIA 13! 

Is there anything you would like to promote or talk about?
YES POWWENTERTAINMENT.COM!  WHERE SUPER HEROES COME TO LIFE "POWW"

Is there anything you would like to ask us at the AfroSquad?
YES WHEN YOU GONNA PUT THE "ICEMAN" IN ONE OF YOUR VIDEOS?

Next time we are Chicago, for sure!  Thanks for your time!
NO THANK YOU AFRO SQUAD.  REMEMBER TO ALL YOU PEOPLE WITH DREAMS, FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS CAUSE THERE ONLY DREAMS UNTIL YOU LIVE THEM!  ___________________________

Sin Stocks
by the Man

   Being a billionaire tycoon isn't always easy.  Actually, now that I think about it.  It is very easy.  Smoking on cigars, passing laws that limit civil liberties, and polluting the environment with toxic chemicals come quite naturally to me. 

    As it turns out however, the Afro-Squad have backed me into a corner.  KrazyMan used his superior intellect and advanced math skills to shut down my access to the internet.  He said he won't restore my connection until I reveal some of my investment secrets!  He knows how I love reading the Motley Fool online, so I have no choice but to give in to his demands! 

    Alright, I am not happy about this, but here they are.  I recommend investing in "sin stocks."  These stocks represent companies that hurt the environment, feed on the weak, and take advantage of the poor!  I always say, invest in what you know!   

    Here are some good examples.  Altria is the parent company of Philip Morris.  Although smoking is decreasing in the United States, Altria is targeting poor countries in Africa.  We've introduced extreme discounts on cigarette prices in third world nations, and we are targeting younger users throughout the world.  We've addicted the children of poverty stricken nations, and those children will spend their every last dime on our smokes over the next few decades!

    Then there are oil companies like Exxon Mobile and Chevron.  These companies practically own your elected officials, and they do more damage to the environment than you can imagine!  Not only that, but they will become more and more profitable as fossil fuels become more scarce!  You pay and we profit!

    Now, here is my final secret.  The last company isn't traditionally considered a sin stock, but I guarantee that the nefarious company makes me a lot of money at your expense.  The company is McDonalds.  Yep, I own that clown!  Now, we've had to make a few changes to improve our image.  (Which pisses me off.)  However, the core company is still as nefarious as ever!  French fries may kill, but they are extremely profitable.  

    Think about it this way, take a healthy ten cent potato.  Dice it up.  Soak it in artery clogging oils that are devoid of all nutrients.  Cover it in stroke enducing salt.  Then charge $1.99 for it.  Genius!

    Ok, that's it. No more secrets for you fools!  KrazyMan, I want my internet back!  SnowMan, stop smacking me around with your huge @&*4!