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NinjaPimp Archive Picture of the Month: Mason Raige Interview - Afro-Squad
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Mason how are you doing today?
I'm doing very well, thanks. Miss Classy Lady,
December 2007
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Welcome to the 'Squad!
We tried to go back to our roots a little this month. We got tired of only featuring interviews with hot babes. We figured it was time to showcase our other expliots as well. So we delivered another new Afro-Squad video. This one shows highlights from the past decade online. We did still deliver two interviews. One is with a stripper and another is with an adult film star. We included a contest and an article by the Man. Don't forget to check out our interview with Big Steve Cheetum, our discussion about the Fuzz-Squad, an interview with Mason Raige, our Classy Lady of the Month Lisa Hull, and our inductees into the honorary Afro-Squad!
Dr. Kareem Jo Motha  Iesha,
how are you doing today? I'm
doing great. How are you?
Fine. Let's start with the obvious. Is
Iesha your real name? You don't look like an Iesha?
No, it is a stage name. On my first day of work, I didn't realize that
I needed a name. The song Iesha was playing, so I chose that.
Well, that is very creative. Do you have
a cool stripper last name as well?
If not, I recommend Star... considering how many stars you have tattooed
on your body. No, I don't
have a last name. For some reason Deja Vu doesn't let you change your
name.
Weird. I think it would be a good way to
promote yourself. So, who are your friends here at the club?
I am good friends with Lacey. She's a real cutie.
I haven't seen much of Lacey. Where is
she now? She's in the back
text messaging. People say she's a lesbian, so she only comes out with
the guys when she has to.
Well it is pretty empty in here. I can
see why she is writing her girlfriend. By the way, have you ever had a
lesbian affair? Well, I had
a girlfriend for a while. However, we broke up. I found out that she
was cheating on me. She bought a dildo, and she used it on a friend
before she used it on me! I was like, "What the hell? Don't even touch
me with that!"
Wow, that's very tacky. You know, that
never happens to me. You know what else, I am thirsty. Where is the
waitress anyway? I don't
know. I heard she quit. You can ask the bouncer for a drink.
Isn't he carrying a machete? What's up
with that? Yeah, he thinks
it makes him look intimidating. It is a real machete.
Nice club. I'll wait for a drink. So
what's the story with the VIP room?
Well, it is $100 for a half hour. You get a
half hour lap dance with plenty of friction. I'll even take off my
panties, if you like. It is also quieter. We can talk and nobody can
see what we are doing.
What about the drinks. Do you get a
kickback if I buy you a drink?
Yeah, if you buy me a $5 drink, I get $3. The waitress gets one dollar
(plus tip) and the bar gets a dollar.
Would you prefer a $3 tip or a drink?
I prefer the tip. I am not thirsty.
How much do you make off a $20 lap dance?
I see about 7 to $10 dollars of that. We get a different
percentage. The more lap dances we get, the larger percentage we make.
I didn't realize there was so much math here. It is easy,
we mostly use one dollar bills.
How often do the girls have to ask you if
you want a lap dance? Every
three or four songs. There is a light that comes on and then it does,
we have to make the rounds.
What piercings and tattoos do you have? I
have several stars going around my waist. I also have a cross tattooed
on my lower stomach. Furthermore, I have nine piercings. Five are in
the ears. Two in the nips. One in the lip, and i have one down there.
Wow, that's a lot of holes for one girl.
How old are you. I am
twenty eight.
Where are you from?
I've lived a few places. I grew up in Gross Pointe Farms, MI. Then I
moved north to Mio, MI.
I've never been to Michigan. So, what
brings you to Kentucky? I
like the warm weather. It is nice here. My brother used to live here,
so it made sense.
Have you done any modeling?
Yeah, I worked for NationalBeauties.com. They were supposed to pay me
royalties, but they never did. They are out of business now. Screw
them! I also did some album covers for a local band.
You kind of look like a friend of mine,
Melissa Milton. She's one of the Milton Twins. In fact, you also look
like another girl (at this club) Kimberly. Have you heard that before?
Yeah, we get that a lot. She's only 18 though.
Well, don't you think that the three of
us should get together and hang out in the VIP room?
I definitely agree. You look very much like a VIP to me.
____________________________________________________ So what do you do for a living? Do you dance, model, or do adult films? I do adult films. I think I saw you on in "Desperate Black Wives." Was that you? If so, are you really desperate? Yes, yes that was me in Desperate Black Wives #3. No, I'm not desperate at all. It is just a movie title. Who have been your favorite partners? Jack Napier, Michael Steffano, Mandingo, Zombie Pimp and Wesley Pipes! Do black girls get treated different than white girls in the business? If so, how? Ummmm, I really don't know. I think it all comes down to your attitude and personality. I always have fun on set, and I always have a good time! There is no diva here! How do you stay in shape? Is there a secret to pleasing a guy? Is there? I don't know of any. What will you do in bed (on video)? What won't you do? On video, I pretty much do everything! But in my personal life, I try not to mix the two. The one thing that I do on video that I would like to do more of in my personal life is an@l! What do you think of my recent Afro-Squad video? I don't know if it is the most recent, But I saw ASSWIPES 5PLY TOILET PAPER! I love the Charlie Brown shirt. The whole thing was hilarious. You guys are a blast. I am a fan from way back. Where can I pick up a supply of Ass Wipes? Yeah, that was a classic, wasn't it? Do you have any websites or myspace pages? No website as of now, but you can always hit up my MYSPACE PAGE! Have you made any mistakes in your
adult career? If so, what are they? Is there anyone you would warn people
from working with? An adult star I know recently said she plans to keep doing porn despite having an STD. What do you think of that? That is just nasty. She must not like herself much as a person. To put other people's lives in danger like that is wrong. What turns you on? Pretty smile, personality and humor. What turns you off? Egos and cocky guys. When you first get to the set of an adult movie, what goes on during the first half hour you are there? Usually hair and makeup. But if I have to do my own hair and makeup, then it is usually the normal scene setup. How big is the biggest guy you have been with? Other than SnowMan? It would be Mandingo. He is like 14 inches. Is there any truth to the "Darker the
Berry the Sweeter the Juice?" What would you like to say to your fans? Thank you so much for watching my movies. I will continue to be a fantasy for you. Also, if there is anything my fans want to see, let me know and I will make it happen! Is there anything you would like to talk about or promote? Yes. The new agency I am with is TripleXRyder. I love you Ann Manlao Thanks for your time! Thanks
so much for the interview. I love Afro-Squad. You guys are
great. Let's jump in bed again sometime! |
Logo Contest - Win
this shirt! 
Accomplishments Being a billionaire tycoon isn't always easy. Actually, now that I think about it. It is very easy! Smoking on cigars, having sex with cheerleaders, and polluting the environment with toxic chemicals come quite naturally to me. As it turns out however, the Afro-Squad have backed me into a corner. KrazyMan used his superior intellect and advanced Nintendo gameplay skills to shut down my favorite coal plant. He said he won't restore my evil empire until I reveal some of my evil accomplishments! 10) Shutting down the original Napster. It really made me happy to see all you hippies lose your free music. 9) The Crusades. Forcing religion on people, then distorting that religion and taxing the people. It was pure genius. 8) Cutting the rain forests. I never liked those rain forests. When I found I could use the land to produce steroid filled beef, I was ecstatic. The beef is only used in my restaurants, and those restaurants are too expensive for you to enjoy! 7) WWII. Damn that was a profitable war. Let's face it, I could convince Hitler to do anything. "Go attack the Russians," I'd tell him. Then I'd sell arms to both sides! 6) Reopening the Napster website, and then charging for music. 5) Crack. Yep, I started it. Some people just refuse to work, so I gave them something else to focus on. I launder the profits through my South American banks, and I make a pretty penny from it. 4) James Brown's death. That was a big accomplishment for me. Take that Afro-Squad! 3) Canceling the A-Team. I always hated that show. One of these days, I'm going to catch those lousy hooligans! 2) Killing the Dodo. Yep, I ate the last eggs with bacon and a white wine spritzer! 1) Shutting down the original AfroSquad website. Take that Snowman and Crazyman!
Big Steve how are you doing today? I AM
DOING GREAT Honerary AfroSquad:
Afro-Squad meets Fuzz Squad
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on the Afro-Squad. We are not so convinced, but we we wish the the
best in luck. Watch their non-Afro-Squad videos for yourselves.