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Mason Raige Interview - Afro-Squad
by the SnowMan
Johnny H2O Exclusive Interview
by the SnowMan
Johnny H2O is a WXW wrestler who
trained under Afa the Wild Samoan. He's one of the major up and coming
stars in independent wrestling. He's also an amazing personality and
funky mo' fo.
Johnny, how are you doing today?
Other than the claw marks some fierce little kitten (If you know
what I mean, and I think you do) left on me, I am doing fan-freakin-tastic!
Can you tell us a little more about yourself? What is your full name?
What are you known for? Etc.
Johnny Dihydrogen Monoxide. Named by the aliens who cloned me way
out there in the Funky Way Galaxy. There are other clones out there
though, guys like Quest and John Heatter. We're like one big
Lots of folks know me as an artist, afro dude, or for my wrestling gig.
I like keeping it funky in and out of the ring.
So when did you start wrestling?
It's been almost three years now since I started training under Afa
The Wild Samoan. Pops, as we call him.
I decided to wear a mask and go under the name Disco Libre so my enemies
wouldn't recognize me.
Do you have any partners or alliances?
I like the think that the audience is my partner. All these chumps
in the locker room just want to beat people up and yell around like they
ain't getting no tail. Disco Libre just wants to bring the party to the
people. I draw my strength from them.
So do you "fight the man" or do you have other enemies?
I have always fought "the man." Often I wonder if "the man" isn't a
form of Space Clown that I've sworn to destroy. The similarities are
Can you tell us something interesting about yourself that not alot of
I'm a softie at heart and like to cuddle. See? I don't just thow
them out afterwards!
Do you have a website?
www.myspace.com/johnnyh2o is a good place to snag me. There's a link
there to some other stuff like my art as well.
Is there anything you would like to advertise?
I'm always available for personal appearances. But always check out
WXW wrestling when it's in town. www.wxwwrestling.com or
Would you like to talk a little about WXW?
WXW was started by Afa the Wild Samoan to give his students a place
to gain experience. Over the years wrestlers of all levels of
experience, including legends, have passed through. I feel that it's one
of the best indy promotions on television.
What is WXW's future?
Sadly, I just heard that Afa is moving to florida and starting a new
training center to expand the WXW brand. On the upside, WXW and The Wild
Samoan Training Center will be helmed by his son Headshrinker Samu. Also
we will be moving the school and the WXW arena to Coplay, PA as of May
1st. It's a big change for WXW and we're all excited about what the
Who are your idols? Are you a Dolemite or Shaft fan?
Shaft was one bad mother... but Dolemite had the rap, and liked to
kick ass in a funky kinda way. I mean, who else has an army of kung-fu
Is there anything else you'd like to talk about?
Only that time travel and drinking don't mix, kids!
Afro-Squad and NinjaPimp online somehow forgot to celebrate our 10th
anniversary. Yep, it has been over a decade since we started our
In ten years we've made some real
progress in fighting the man. We've also gotten laid a lot along the
way. So what is next for Afro-Squad?
We have our sights set on 2010! For
the next two years, we ask you to lay your plans to overtake the man.
Position yourselves in society, then help us destroy the Man on
January 1, 2010! Get good jobs, make tons of money, and work for the
Man. Become his vice president, then take over (and shut down) his evil
company in 2010!
Kalvin Florida Jones Esq.
Detroit Renovation Engineer, Gratiot Division
Missy Stone Exclusive Interview
by the Mike Thunder
Missy is one of the adult industry's fastest rising stars. Just
barely out of her teens, this youngster has already worked with the
"biggest" stars in the industry.
Missy, how are you doing
I am fine. Thank You.
Can you tell us a little about yourself? Maybe you can give us
a rundown of your movies.
I was born in Texas, but raised in the country. I enjoy
watching Disney movies in my free time, and enjoying the outdoors. I
love sex, and I love my job.
Here's the rundown:
Anabolic video: Initiations 21
Bring Um Young 26
Teenage Anal Princess 8
Voyeur Media: Who's That Girl 6
Those are a few titles. I have
lots of internet content too.
Can you tell us your personal stats... height, weight, and
anything you are willing to share.
I am 5'2. I weigh 105 lbs. I have no tattoos and three
piercings, including my ears.
What do you think of DVD movie reviewers like Roger Pipe and
Honestly, I have never heard of them. Feedback is good
though...whether it be good or bad.
We at Afro-Squad are constantly fighting the man. Does the man
"keep you down?"
Laugh out loud... No.
What do you think of our site, Afro-Squad.com?
Very interesting. Lots to read. Enjoyable.
We saw some pictures and videos of you at Brazzers. You are
with a guy with a 12 inch member. What is it like being with a guy
It's not that small. lol I wrapped my ass around his pen!s
like a glove. I had lots of fun. He made me c@m so hard.
Can you tell us a little about your favorite video scene?
My favorite are the ones that keep me weak for two days
because of how hard I get f'ed...a job well done. Innocenthigh.com
What has been your least favorite scene? Why?
Trying to take a guy in the a$$, that I obviously couldn't
Do you have a favorite male partner?
Yes I do. T.J. Cummings. SnowMan was great too.
Do you have a favorite female partner?
No female partners yet, but I will f' them soon.
Is there anything you would like to promote?
Teenage Anal Princess 8 should be out soon! It is a must
Can you tell us something very few people know about you?
I still sleep with a stuffed animal.
What makes you different than other girls we've interviewed?
We're all different.
Where do you see yourself in five years?
I am not sure...The business is too unpredictable. I
wouldn't want to go anywhere anytime soon.
Where were you five years ago?
I was a sophomore in high school and in a relationship with a
guitarist from a local band.
How do you stay in shape?
I am out out of shape for the most part. I try to eat
healthy. Sex is great exercise too.
What will and what won't you do on video?
I'll try anything once. I wont do anything that might make me
feel uncomfortable, as far as my sexual preferences go.
Is there anything else you'd like to talk about?
Simply that I would let you put it anywhere and you have a
great day! Oh yeah, and I love Afro-Squad! SnowMan, you are the
Thanks for your time!
Afro-Squad Big Cat Rescue (Humor)
Cat Rescue, a non profit cat sanctuary, is devoted to rescuing and
providing a permanent home for exotic cats who have been abused,
abandoned, bred to be pets, or retired from performing acts and to
educating the public about these pussies and the issues facing them in
"We are primarily
focusing on cougars," said Afro-Squad's SnowMan. "They are probably the
finest of the big cats. Some people just abandon these fine creatures
after they reach the age of 30, but Afro-Squad is devoted to proving
that there is still spring in their tail."
Devoted they are
as the 'Squad has been raising awareness through various forms of
media. "We like to post pictures of them on the net, provide full color
photos for magazine shoots, and even offer nightly cougar rides at truck
stops and local motels."
The rides are open
to the public, but children under the age of 15 should be accompanies by
"People wonder if
riding a cougar at night is a safe thing to do, but we offer various
forms protectionâ€¦ and it is safer than handling a domestic cat, that's
for sure. I rode one of those last week, and I still have claw marks in
my back," said Afro-Squad's KrazyMan
Papa B's Funky Advice
SUBJECT: I need a quote!
Can you give me a real pimp quote. My friends have come up with some and
I need one real bad. Like a quick one liner that's pimp i.e. "They call
me da' fisherman cause I hook 'em up!" somethin like that.
I would suggest my favorite. "The ladies call my right leg Christmas and
my left one new years... So, why donâ€™t you come visit me between the
Peace and Humptiness forever,
Occupation: Wedding DJ
Hobbies: Nude Surfing, Molestation, Collecting Porno, Writing to
Transportation: 1984 El Dorado
Prison Record: 3 months for possession of a controlled substance.
Quote: "If the girlies like the package they see, wait until
they unwrap it."
Education: 5 years of high school. 2 years of college
Favorite Rock Group: Warrant
Nicknames: Love Doctor (Self Proclaimed) and Sex-man (Again,
Afro-Squad's Hall of Fame
Spring 2008 Inductees:
Shake was Afro-Squad's Miss Classy Lady in Spring 2001.
She's appeared in Playboy, Kid Rock videos, and KrazyMan's bed!
Back before the millennium, she sent Afro-Squad signed copies of
Playboy, and we gave those copies to fans! Congrats Christi, you
are in the Afro-Squad Hall of Fame!
Grace De La Rosa has
been a part of Afro-Squad for almost a decade. This gorgeous model
still runs her website and a MySpace page. In 2005 she was
diagnosed with colon cancer, but she's doing amazing and recovering
with style and grace! We love you Grace! Welcome to the Hall of
was Afro-Squad before Afro-Squad was cool. She's also been a
contributing writer for our online magazine, and she's contributed
tons of fan signs! Liliana, it has been a long time coming, but
welcome to Afro-Squad's Hall of Fame! You look better than ever!
Starr was one of our first really hot ladies. To this day,
she remains one of our MySpace friends. She's a great person and
she was Miss Classy Lady on many occasions. Now, she's married to a
professional wrestler, raising a family, and she has a really cute
dog! Welcome to the Hall Starr!
was one of our first Classy Ladies. This goth superstar was also
one of the first babes to send us a fan photo. This photo is from
when NinjaPimp was run under another name. Yes, back in the day we
had a different editor and another name. Still though, they don't
get much hotter than Angela.
Anna Stephan was
one of the hottest babes in early NinjaPimp history. She received
hundreds of votes to become Miss Classy Lady, and she was also a
regular participant in our monthly pimp parties. For all of her
participation at NinjaPimp, Anna is one of our first inductees in
the Classy Lady Hall of Fame!
Ayme Jo Wood joined our Miss Classy Lady page when she was
only seventeen. She and her mom were big time
supporters of the site, and she did all that she could to promote
our site. Ayme moved on to bigger and better things, and we'd like
to honor her with this induction into the Classy Lady Hall of Fame.
Bobbi Billard was one
of our first big name models to appear on this site. She was also
one of the first truly top heavy girls to be featured on this page.
At a time where NinjaPimp was just a small unknown site, she jumped
on board and made us what we are today. That deserves a spot in the
NinjaPimp Classy Lady Hall of Fame.
Brianna Lane was one of the first adult models to appear on
our non-nude site. She had a huge following among NinjaPimp fans,
and she received hundreds of votes for Miss Classy Lady. Congrats
Brianna on your induction to our Hall of Fame.
Waldeck has been involved with this website for almost six
years. She is one of the most attractive and multi talented girls
we have ever met. She's done interviews, sent fan pics, and signed
our guestbook. Thanks for being there for us Cami. You are a great
addition to our Hall of Fame.
James did an interview with us and she was a regular in
signing our guestbook. She also got a ton of votes for Miss Classy
Lady. The bottom line is that we just liked Cindy, so we selected
her for the Hall of Fame. Now can you dig that, sucka?
Cindy Pucci was one the
first professional models to appear on NinjaPimp.
Although we had scores of beautiful amateur babes, Cindy was the one
big fish in a little pond. Over the course of 3 years on our site,
she collected over 3,000 votes in our Miss Classy Lady contest.
That's a lot of votes!
Michaels was one of the first winners of the Miss Classy
Lady monthly award, she signed our guestbooks, and she took fan
pictures for us... there is no doubt that she deserves a place in
the Miss Classy Lady Hall of Fame! Current rumors tell us she is a
mother in Indiana, and other fans have spotted her working at
Julie Ann Gerhard no longer offers her free website to the
net, but in its heyday juliemodel.com was one of the most popular
websites around. She recently posed for American Curves Magazine,
and she was one of the first girls featured in our American Girls
The Taylor Twins have
been the foundation of NinjaPimp.com for over four years. "They are
the hottest twins on the internet," states the brash KrazyMan.
"They were also the first twins to try my 20 inch sausage."
Fan Sign of the
Sabina Leigh Interview