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This issue guarantees not to dissappoint! We deliver the Pimp of the Year award for 2008, introduce you to our new DIX cereal, interview three funky stars, have a word of the month, provide advice from Papa B, and show you an exclusive nude photo of Hillary Clinton! Come back every month for more funk and spunk than a Ron Jeremy movie!

Jezebelle Bond Exclusive Interview
by Busty Courtney

After seeing the movies Striptease and Showgirls, she decided to try and make a living as an exotic dancer. On her 18th birthday, she danced at an amateur night at the Spearmint Rhino in Santa Maria, California. She took home the first place prize and decided to become an exotic dancer full-time. After a few years as a dancer, she began to get bored of the job. She dreamed of becoming a feature dancer and the money that job would bring in, but knew it was not going to happen unless she was a magazine model or legal star. With that in mind, Bond started her fun career in 1999.

Jezebelle, how are you doing today?
I’m awesome! How the hell are you?

I am lean, mean, and my pockets are full of green! Thanks for askin’ So have you done a lot of movies in California? If so, what do you think of Cali?
Almost all the movies have been done in Cali...I LOVE CALI!!! I’m a born and raised California native! Born in Eureka and raised in San Luis Obispo.

What kinds of music do you like?
Old school rap, like n.w.a. and amg! Classic rock, a lot of punk, sexy fuck music, like morcheeba and massive attack, I also dig good ’ol rock ’n’ roll! If you wanna specific bands, check out my myspace page for the full list!

What are your hobbies?
Photography, eating, watching and collecting dvds, and totally being lazy!

Do you have a boyfriend or anything?
I just got married on Jan. 22nd, 2008!

So how long have you been involved in the professional service industry?
I’ve been in the biz since 1999... almost a full decade!

How did you get your start?
I got my start through the featured dancer. Stars who would come do shows at the Santa Maria Spearmint Rhino. I asked them if they had any contact numbers that I could have, and I went from there!

Do you enjoy the industry?
Are you kidding?! I love the industry just like I love Afro-Squad.com! The stars are not the most stable people in the world though...

Do you have a goal to work with a particular company or director?
I always wanted to work with Jack the Zipper and I finally got the chance! We shot a truly amazing scene for his newest flick called "FUCK THE WORLD" AKA "FTW." I can’t tell you what an awesome time I had.

In a picture perfect world, where would you being ten years?
Ah...wow...happy, healthy, and comfortable! Maybe laying next to KrazyMan!

I’m going to ask you some tough questions, are you ready?
Hit me with your best shot!

What are your feelings on STDs in the industry?
You play with bees and sometime you’re gonna get stung! It’s a fact of life in the industry. At some point you have to face the fact that you’re gonna get the clap, the HAV, warts, and/or herpes. Thankfully we get tested ever 30 days for HIV, chlamydia, and the gonn’! No one tests for warts or herpes though cuz about 70-85% of all performers have it! Thank God I somehow managed to dodge that bullet like the matrix!

What advise would you give to a girl who is new to the industry?
If you want more fame in this biz try to get a contract before you shoot ANY scenes, only do what you’re comfortable with, and be the best dirty slut on film you can be! People can tell if you don’t wanna be there or you’re faking!

Have you ever had to leave a scene because it was too rough?
No, performers discuss what they’re comfortable before the scene even starts.

Who are your favorite people to work with and why?
Julian, Evan Stone, Randy Spears, Emilianna, Jack the Zipper, and tons of other people!

I saw you did Bangbros. What do you think of those guys?
They’re f’ing hilarious and they pay well...what’s not to like?!

How do you prepare for a scene? Shower, shave, wash the no-no bits, and douche!

What do you think of afro-squad. com?
CLASSIC AND PURE COMEDY...A MUST FOR ANYONE WHO BREATHS OXYGEN! When is our three-way?

Is there anything else you want to talk about?
Midgets with mullets, clowns, and circus folk...but I could talk for days about those people...if anyone wants to contact or add me... www. myspace. com/jezebellebond13

Well, you certainly are our kind of girl! Thanks for your time!
LOVE YOU AND THANK YOU!!!

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Afro-Squad Exclusive Photo (Humor)

On June 2nd, these disturbing photos hit Afro-Squad.com. Apparently, Hillary Clinton hopes that selling these nude photos will help her pay off her campaign debt.

"She is a total whore in bed. What people didn't know is that she is crazier in bed then I am! She does this wicked trick with a ping pong ball and a cigarette! It makes Monica look like an intern!" said former U.S. President Bill Clinton.