Issue #47

Afro-Squad Archive...
 1)  Heather Harmon Issue
 2)  Oasis Interview
 3)  Taylor Twins
 4)  Kirstens-Room
 5)  NinjaPimp Game
 6)  Dirty Candy
 7)  International
 8)  Roseblum Twins
 9)  Amy Nguyen Issue
 10)  Abdullah's Issue
 11)  Religious Issue
 12)  Teri Weigel Issue
 13)  Kami Andrews Issue
 14)  Wrestling Issue
 15)  Starr Twins
 16)  Jasmin St. Clair
 17)  Corina Curves
 18)  Hull Twins Issue
 19)  Julya Ried Issue
 20)  Cute Latina Issue
 21)  Mary Carey Issue
 22)  Maxi Mounds
 23)  Myla Leiga Chenoa
 24)  BellaDonna
 25)  Carmella Bing
 26)  Ivan's Issue
 27)  Amber Peach
 28)  Cindy Pucci
 29)  Simpson Twins    
 30)  Ginger Lynn
 31)  KrazyMan    
 32)  Jenni Carmichael
 33)  Jessica Jaymes    
 34)  March 2007 Issue
 35)  Lisa Sparxxx    
 36)  Lizzy Valentine
 37)  Darcy Donavan    
 38)  Bomb Twinz Issue
 39)  No More Kings    
 40)  D-Ray Issue
 41)  October Issue    
 42)  Stevens Twins
 43)  Jordin Syke
 44)  Missy Stone
 45)  Pimp of the Year
 46)  Randy West Issue
 47)  Next Issue

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Afro-Squad Army,

     As you can tell, there is a lot going on with the Afro-Squad this month!  We interviewed adult film hall of famer Randy West, Ultimate Wrestling's Joe Gibson, internet icon Misty Haze, and busty Sabina Leigh. 
    Each interview also includes a full gallery of images, so make sure to click "read more."  We also show some of the greatest pimps in history (right column) and we signed up some new pimping sponsors! (left column).
                                    Regards and Rewards,
                                    The SnowMan                                          

Exclusive Afro-Squad Interview - Randy West
by Papa Pimp
I heard you were in Playgirl. Is that true? If so, what was that like?  I was the first guy to do a Playgirl centerfold with a hard c#)k. That was in 1980. It got a lot of buzz and as usual the government tried to block the sale but Playgirl went to court and won the right to put it out. I had a female photographer (Suze Randall) and her friends were watching so it was easy to get hard on the set.

Weren’t you in Indecent Proposal?  I body doubled for Robert Redford in the movie Indecent Proposal. Ashlynn Gere doubled for Demi Moore. Redford wasn’t there, but I met Demi. Very nice and actually kind of shy about nudity at the time. I met Woody Harrelson who was a cool dude and just wanted to smoke weed and play hoops. Unfortunately I didn’t have time to do either with him.  Read More

Exclusive Afro-Squad Interview - Brutal Joe Gibson
by B.B. Red Ninja
Joe, how are you doing today?  I'm doing alright today. Thanks for asking!

So how long have you been in wrestling and who trained you?  Including training I've been in wrestling for around 3 years now. I started in Virginia for a year under the training of Sean Denny, then later moved down here to the Gulf Coast area and trained under the watchful eye of Percy Pringle III (WWE's Paul Bearer). Once I was at his school the three trainers there ( Aeon Flexx, Ricky Roberts, and Jester McKain) showed me most of what I know today.  Read More

Exclusive Afro-Squad Interview - Misty Haze
by the NinjaPimp
Misty, how are you doing tonight?  I am doing great!  How are you?

I'm funk-tastic as usual.  I am in the total afro-zone!  So, can you take a minute and tell us what makes you famous?  I'm famous for getting funky on film! I own Misty's XXX Girls and I started putting real girls and hardcore underground metal music together about 3 years ago. I started my company with my boyfriend and two other couples, and now I have 5 full-length DVD's to my Production House's name, plus other titles to my own name. I have a loyal fan base who loves me for bringing them truckin' Brutal Metal and cute girls fucking like superstars, and I was recently told that I'm the "Afro-Squad Queen!"  Read More

Exclusive Afro-Squad Interview - Sabina Leigh       
by B.B. Squarepimp, Esq.
Sabina how are you doing today?  Oh, I'm doing pretty good, a little nervous with anticipation for this interview though! 

So I just finished reading your website's bio page. Can you tell us a little about your page?  Yes, you can see my site at Sabina-Leigh.com. At this time its a pretty basic free site. You can read a little about me, check out my blog, and find links to my Appearances. I'm working on some bigger stuff combing porn, art and education Sabina style, but that will all come in due time.  Read More

Afro-Squad Unhappy with Sausage Party
by Cupcake Monroe - Volume XIII, Issue #69

The Afro-Squad is known for their Hollywood swinging, fine hoes, gigantic wieners, and naked Wednesdays.  However, one Saturday night turned out to be more than they bargained for.

"Our friend Dan Delicious invited us to a 'swinging party with plenty of sausage,' so we expected to have a good time," said Afro-Squad's KrazyMan.  "We expected to find tons of hot babes like Freaky Nicole, Oasis, Cindy Pucci, and Gwen Rogers.  We also thought there would be plenty of kielbasa and pepperoni sausage pizza!"

Unfortunately for the Afro-Squad, the only sausage at the party was that of Dan Delicious' "man meat market fest bonanza."  Instead of a swinging party with sausage, the Afro-Squad were invited to a sausage party with swingers.

"It was really horrible.  I haven't had a night that bad since the Mullet Master filled my condoms with itching powder," said SnowMan.  "It was worse than my nightmare about having an orgy with the Golden Girls."

Sources say that the party was indeed planned by the Man.  If you have any indication of his whereabouts, contact the Afro-Squad immediately!    

2008 Awards - Miss Classy Lady and Miss AfroSquad


Cindy Pucci - Miss Classy Lady '08
Afro-Squad would like to thank Cindy Pucci for being our most supportive, hottest, wildest, and classiest babe of the year.  Congrats Cindy, you are the Miss Classy Lady for 2008!

Freaky Nicole - Miss AfroSquad '08
We'd also like to congratulate Cindy Pucci for being Miss Afro-Squad for the second year running.  The Miss Afro-Squad Award goes to the lady who most personifies the Afro-Squad lifestyle.  Congrats Nicole!   

History of Pimping:
Pimps of the Year

Papa Pimp - 1984

John Holmes - 1971

Mack Donald - 1981

KrazyMan - 2008

Jerry Seinfeld - 1990

Abe Lincoln - 1861

Dolemite - 1974

George "Loves" Bush - 2003