Issue six is off the charts. We interview
two beautiful women, Candy and Starr.
We also list off some of the people who we at Afro-Squad just don't like.
For those of you with a real
hunger, we rate some of the top frozen pizzas around! To our
surprise Freschetta came out betta' than DiGiorno. Anyway, I am
not going to waste your time anymore. Check out our site and come
back once a month for new issues.
Superior Master of Afro-Squad Inc.
An Interview with
Afro-Squad's Exclusive Housewife Interview!
Candi, how are you doing
--I am wonderful!
I just checked out your site, but I didn't see your biography. Can
you tell us a little about yourself?
--Sure, I would love to! I am Candi, of course, and I am a
naughty housewife with my very own website! I like to show off on
my site and let everyone enjoy my kinky escapades. I also find
myself in a lot of "sticky" situations. LOL But, I just do
what I enjoy and share it
with all of my fans!
So you are a Southern housewife. Does that mean that you only do
scenes with your husband?
--Well, most of the content on my site is with my man, but I
absolutely love to add a little spice to the relationship from time to
time. I consider myself bisexual, so the occasional romp with a
beautiful woman is always my idea of fun! ;) I know I get turned
on, and of course, he does too, which adds heat to the fire!
A lot of people would like to see the age limit for adult modeling to
be raised to 21 years old. Do you think that would be a good idea?
--Good question! I personally know a lot of mature, smart, and
level-headed girls that fall into the "teen" age group. (I mean,
look at Raven Riley, and Bangin' Becky -- they are two intelligent and
professional young women with a great head on their shoulders!) On
the other hand, there are a lot of "older" women who aren't as
bright or ambitious as some of the younger gals.
How old were you when you shot your first nude picture? What's
the story behind it?
--I was 18, and it was with my husband. We were getting kinky
with some chocolate syrup and thought it would be fun to take a few pics.
It was with a Polaroid camera too! LOL
Are you heavily involved in the business end of your site, or do you
leave that to the professionals?
--No way! I am fully involved in our business. I truly
enjoy what I do, and I want to be totally involved in everything that is
related to the site. I don't even call it a "job" – it's more of a
Do y'all have problems with hackers and people sharing passwords?
--We did before we changed programs. Now, we don't have any
problems. Thanks jayMan and 3xTom!
Ok, let's talk about you a little bit. How many peircings do
--Hmm, have to think about that one. LOL I have 12
total. Guess where? ;)
about that tattoo on your arm. Can you tell us the story behind
When did you get it, and what does it represent?
--The tattoo on my arm has a long story. It is basically a Chinese
ghost. She is a representation of someone who has a past that they
wish to forget, someone who has done wrong to someone that they love.
I have my reasons for that tattoo, but don't worry, I didn't kill
anybody! LOL I got that one about a year ago, and it's my
How many tattoos do you have? Can you tell us about the one on
your lower back?
--I have at total of 7 tattoos. The one on my lower back
symbolizes my love for the ocean and mermaids. They have always
Well you have a very unique look. What makes your personality
unique? Are you just the average housewife, or are you something
--I am what I am. What you see is what you get. I know,
clichés, but it's so true. I don't try to fit into any specific
"group." I think that is what makes me different. I do what
I love, and I'm not afraid to speak my mind and say exactly what I
think. I am sexual, I am silly, and I am not every woman.
I'm just me.
seem to be an exhibitionist. Have you ever been caught at an in
--What can I say – I love to be naked outdoors. I feel so free
and natural that way. I have, however, been caught in the act. We
were in the woods, out on a trail, and here comes a pick-up truck full
of smiles. I couldn't stop laughing. It was great.
What about politics. Do you have any strong feelings about
things like animal rights, war, or nepotism?
--Oh man, don't get me started on animal rights. LOL I'm
not a full-time member of any specific animal rights group, but I love
animals, and I have been known to speak out for them. I am
involved in certain campaigns against dog chaining and fighting.
And, you'll never catch me wearing fur!
How about television. What shows do you watch?
--I love TV. I will admit it. LOL I watch a lot of
shows. My major loves are: The Shield, Prison Break, Lost,
Family Guy, The Simpsons, and all the dumb reality shows.
Well, do you have anything to say to your fans?
--I have the best fans! All of you are great, and I appreciate
every single one of you. I honestly couldn't ask for better fans!
And I have become friends with a lot of them! They're great!
Thanks for your time, and good luck with your career.
--Thank you! I enjoyed it!
To contact Candi, visit www.cumoncandi.com.
Best Frozen Pizzas
by Dr. JaRon J. Jangles Jr.
Freschette, the king of frozen pizza!
Freschetta Bakes & Rises Pepperoni Pizza ($4.99 for 29.50 ounces).
The pleasant smell of garlic
wafts from the oven when this high-riser is baking. A good choice.
This is by-far the best pizza on the market. We recommend the 3-meat
or pepperoni variety.
DiGiorno Rising Crust Pizza Italian
Sausage Pizza ($5.29 for 30.3 ounces).
One of the best, with excellent-tasting sausage and a thick crust that
smells like fresh, yeasty bread. Clear directions on the box are
another plus. We found the sauce too thick.
Stouffer's French Bread Pizza ($2.99
for 18.5 ounces). We here at Afro-Squad
can't wait the full twenty minutes to cook these things. However,
they taste great when cooked in the microwave for one minute and then
toasted on high in the toaster oven until brown.
Pepperoni Pizza! ($0.99 for 10.8 ounces).
Ok, we know it tastes like cardboard, but it is a classic. You can't
argue with value. We recommend the combination, sausage, or pepperoni
Jeno's Sausage Pizza
($0.89 for 9.1 ounces). See Totinos because t is the same thing
only smaller and cheaper. Cut it in half and it fits in a toaster
oven. You can't beat that.
Red Baron Bake to Rise Sausage
Pizza ($5.19 for 30.70 ounces). Not a
bad choice, with a tender, slightly doughy crust and mild tasting
sauce. Poor quality, overly salty sausage brings it down.
Tombstone Oven Rising Crust Supreme
($5.34 for 30.1 ounces). No surprises here, just a
crisp-on-the-bottom, slightly chewy crust, canned-tasting sauce and
so-so sausage picked out from the other toppings.
Tony's Super Rise Crust
Sausage Pizza ($2.50 for 22 ounces).
A cardboardlike crust and unpleasantly sharp sauce leave this one
lacking. I'd rather get kicked in the face than eat another.
Afro-Squad Exclusive Interview:
Starr, Miss Internet World
Afro-Squad: How long have you been modeling?
Starr: I have done
odd jobs here and there for many years, but never really found my
niche. Being 5 foot tall not all types of modeling are accessible to
me. I started bikini modeling by doing local bikini contests in 1997.
With this type of modeling my height hasn't been an issue, and I've
done extremely well.
Would you consider it a full time job?
Starr: No, modeling can be a risky business. I think it's safe to
keep my career path going while I just model part time.
Do you have another job, and what is it?
Starr: I work as an administrative receptionist at an ad agency. I
am also going to school to pursue my degree in Management. And I'm
no 'dumb blonde'...I was valedictorian of my last college.
When I look at your pictures, you seem taller than your listed
height? How tall are you?
Starr: I'm only 5 foot tall! I am lucky to be well proportioned.
See, good things do come in small packages.
Tell us about your "new" page!
Starr: When we launched my site, it was kind of a 'test' to see if
there would be any interest. We were amazed at the success.
Therefore, we (my webslave and I) decided on something a little more
classy. It's very cool...launching on Leap Day...make sure to check
When did you first get involved in modeling?
Starr: I was in a modeling school as a child, then didn't really do
anything more with modeling until my late teens. The first job I can
think of off-hand is that I was on the cover of my college's
athletic catalog with two friends. Gratuitous cheerleader shot, of
Your page like Afro-Squad is strictly "no nudes," would you ever do
Starr: Playboy is the only nudity I would ever consider doing.
Actually, I have a photographer who should be sending them some of
my pics shortly, so cross your fingers!
What do you think is your best feature?
Starr: My smile
Is there any advice that you would like to give to the viewers of
Starr: Vote for me...he he....and sign (your) guestbook! He's a
great guy! >smooch<
You seem to be very curvaceous, have you always been "top heavy?"
Starr: If you saw my mom you'd know the answer to that...she is
about 3 times my breast size!
Do you have any modeling career aspirations?
Starr: I'm really kind of 'winging it' right now. My favorite jobs
are calendars and posters though. More of that kind of work would be
How did you get the name "Starr"
Starr: When I was born, my dad liked the name Starr and my mom did
not. SO my dad put it on my birth certificate as my name before my
mom could get out of bed! He got the name from a 'bar maid' his
friend knew. I also have a brother named Sky! (and no, my parents
were NOT hippies!)
How did you get the nickname Rrollergirl'
Starr: I used to work in a disco club as a shot girl on
rollerskates (my skates have pom-pons and everything)....hence the
name 'Rollergirl". (plus, ya gotta admit, Heather Graham is WAY
She is cool. Anyway, thanks for your time. Good luck in your
of the Month: Vegas Vacation
(All Movie Guide, Mike Betzold)
Plot: This is the fourth in a series of movies that began with
National Lampoon's Vacation in 1983 and feature the family headed by
Clark Griswold (Chevy
going on wacky vacations. This time, the Griswolds visit Las Vegas.
Clark immediately goes to the blackjack table and starts blowing all
his money, continually encouraged to spend more and more by a taunting
dealer, Marty (Wallace
Ellen Griswold (Beverly
becomes smitten with the lounge singer
(playing himself), who invites her to sing onstage with him. Their son
Rusty (Ethan Embry) is incredibly lucky playing dice, and he is
virtually adopted by a family of gangsters who see him as their meal
ticket. Daughter Audrey (Marisol Nichols) gets hooked up with her wild
cousin Vickie (Shae D'Lyn), who takes her to sleazy dance clubs.
White-trash cousin Eddie (Randy
who lives on a former A-bomb test site in the nearby desert, also gets
involved with the capers. ~ Michael Betzold, All Movie Guide
Afro-Squad's Review: This our favorite Vacation movie. If you like
Vegas, then this is a must buy. Wallace Shawn's witty comments really
make the movie. Rusty and Clark's gambling antics are hilarious.
Andrey and Ellen are gorgeous. How is it that Beverly D'Angelo gets
better looking with age? She is truly amazing. This is one of our
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