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The Dating Issue (#8)

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NinjaPimp Fashion:
Rolex Oyster   Prepetual DateJust
by Vic Androzzi

 
Tired of your $5 K-Mart watch? Interested in impressing the ladies with a fine self winding prepetual motion  watch?  For those of you who are interested in a truly classy watch, we recommend the Rolex Oyster Perpetual DateJust.  First introduced in 1945, this is the first watch to showcase the date.  Now considered a classic, it blends elegance and functionality.  By the way, a cheap knockoff costs 25 Euro on the streets of Rome.  E-Bay sells replicas for roughly $200.  We recommend you pick up the real thing.

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Ebay's Best Stuff
by Dick Stix

    In an effort to save you pimps, ninja, and trailer trash time, I searched e-bay to find the best items available.  As you can imaging, I came up with some amazing finds.  Among others, here's what was for sale along with the minimum bid price.

"I love Hookers" Trucker Cap, $10

Size XXXXL thong panties with matching tassels. 
$12.99

Transgender Barbie Doll
$14.99

 


This Months Photo

"I see you've met the twins."  Ellie Moore


Kayla Interview:

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AfroSquad V2
The Rebirth:


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Welcome fellow NinjaPimps,
       This month we concentrate on dating, so we enlisted 18-year old Amy from xoxoamy.com for a date with redneck Jack Spurlock.  After this date, you will see that there is no doubt that opposites attract!   
        We also interview the datable Rosenblum twins, Stasea and Sheri.  These young twins have done it all.  They are a comedy duo who have connections to Ray Romano, Drew Carrey, and they have even been in Playboy.  You don't want to miss this interview! 
       If you are going on a date in Alabama, you need to read about the Tallapoosa casino, America's worst casino.  We also give you an opportunity to win a date with swinger princess Oasis.      
                                                         Bumpy Jonas 

                                                         NinjaPimp Security


              The Rosenblum Twins, Stasea and Sheri
               
                       
   These twins make blind men see double!

Hello ladies. Can you take a minute and introduce yourselves to the fans? Please tell us a little about yourselves and what you do for a living.

Hi there...we would like to introduce ourselves I'm Sheri and I'm Stasea and we are...everyman's fantasy! (and some women)
We are a comedy duo!

I just visited your website and watched your video. Can you tell us about some of the stars that you have met?
Yes, Cher, Ray Romano Drew Carey...but our favorite, Sean Connery, a very private meeting in the Bahamas...all we have to say is Pussy...Pussy Galore!

I saw the two of you with Larry King. In fact, I saw you both kissing him. Are we going to start hearing tabloid reports that Larry King has a pair of girlfriends?
Well, we do like older men, but I think Larry King gets up too early for us, he's at Nate & Al's about the time we go to sleep!

Can you tell us a little it about your trip to Nellis Air Force Base?
Not really, it's top secret. All I can say is that the mayor Oscar
Goodman, an old acquaintance, was performing beer bongs...We are sure that was suppose to be top secret.

What do you consider your greatest performance? Was it acting as the Double Down Twins?
Well, if you sneezed you missed us, if you went to the ladies room you for sure missed us...No I just don't think we have had our greatest performance yet.  More to come.

Is there any exclusive information that you can tell the NinjaPimp fans?
We will be launching our new radio show The Sheri & Stasea Show, No it's the Stasea & Sheri Show on National Lampoon Radio in January on XM Satelite, TBA. We have other projects in development that we cannot talk about...hopefully soon! Oh, we will be on Sprint cell phones with "The Coors Light Twins" in early November, look for that orgy!

We here at NinjaPimp have interviewed a bunch of twins. This includes the Taylor Twins, Cali Marie and Cherish, The Potter Twins, and even the Hull Twins. What makes you unique? Nothing really. We are just a science experiment...gone bad!

Where do you see yourself in five years? I know you have already been very successful in business.
Thank you for the acknowledgement. We will be having our own sitcom and it will not be called, TWINS! 

Can you tell us about "Funny Girl?"  Weren't you supposed to be in that movie? 
When we were little we were suppose to be the babies in "Funny Girl" with Barbra Streisand, but we were beat out by blondes.  Much like our whole career.

Your page says that you worked with Playboy. What have you done with them?
Yes, we did a video a called "Twins & Sisters" we also performed a live show for a lingerie company on roller skates in gold lame! It was a little tough rolling through the grotto! Look for us in the magazine next year!

Do you have anything for sale, or anything that you want to tell your fans about?
We will, but it for sure won't be a calendar!

Well, is there anything else you would like to talk about... maybe a questions for us?
Can you tell us your fascination with twins?

Ahhh, twins.  We spoke with Missy and Mandy Taylor in Issue Three.  All of a sudden our hits went through the roof.  Then when we talked with Vanessa Helman in issue 13.   The fans loved it.  So we decided to interview all the hot twins on the Internet!  You were the obvious choice to be next.  Thanks for the question. 
No, thank you! We are honored to be asked and a part of your art!
For More Visit:  http://seeingdouble.com/


   NinjaPimp's Maria Elgin Exclusive Interview

Maria, how long have you been modeling for?
About 5 years.


What do you think people would most likely remember you from?

On-line contests.

By the way, how are you doing today?

If I were any better, I would be twins.
 

Your bio says you are 5'10".  Is it a modeling advantage to be a taller
girl?

Definitely!

I always try to do interesting interviews.  Ones where the reader can learn a little about you girls.  So, here is an insightful question.  What is your goal in life?
To leave a lasting impression....To touch every soul I come in
contact with.  To leave sunshine in my tracks....


Ok, now here is a more fun question.  What was the last dream you had that you can remember.

I dreamed I was in the mind of a panther and walked in his
path thinking his thoughts smelling his smells, listening to his heart.


So the guys reading will know, what kind of modeling will you do and what won't you do?
 
I have done all types of jobs from swimwear and lingerie ads
to dressing in character such as Xena Warrior of Wonder Woman.  I won't do nudes.


Then what was your most interesting photo shoot?

Shooting for a comic book character.  Crazy costumes and lots of fun.

Tell us about your TampaBaybes CD rom that I read about on their web page.

It is the coolest.  These guys in Tampa approached me about it and we shot it in a secluded park and a cemetery.  It has several action shots and candid moments along with a calendar and screen saver.  It was a hoot to do!!


What models have you worked with and tell us about some of them. 

I have been fortunate to work with sweet gals like Grace Grimes and Trisha Wilds.  Also Rhiannon and Charissa Thompson.  It is always fun to learn from the pros!!

Here are a few fun questions.  :)  Ready?

Sure!

If you could meet any person, who would it be?

Harry Houdini


If you were a type of Candy, what would you be and why?

A chewy gooey piece of caramel.  It would take longer to eat me.....

See, this is kinda fun.  What is your secret talent?  Come on, I know you have one.

Well,  I am not very talented but on occasion I like to write a little poetry or a short story.

Aliens, fact or fiction?

FACT


Breast Implants.  What are your thoughts on them?

I think a woman should do whatever makes her feel sexy and warm inside.  If larger breasts will help then so be it!!

Ok, a few last questions.  When you have visited my pages, what do you think?

Awww... you know I think you are the coolest.  I love your site.  

What do you think of the people who e-mail you about your page?

I think I am so lucky to have the support of the fans on the net.  They have all treated me so well.  Big hugs to each and every one!!

Well, thanks for you time.  Have a great night.

You too....sweet dreams.


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Amy Nguyen Date & Interview:  

Alright everybody, we are here with eighteen year old Amy from www.xoxoamy.com.  Amy agreed to go on a cyber date with NinjaPimp's resident redneck Jack Spurlock.  Jack is Amy's polar opposite.  We are going to see if opposites attract. 
 

Jack:  Good afternoon Amy, are ya' ready to begin our date?
Amy:  Yes, of course! 

Good then let's get started.  First I would like to take you to my  favorite sporting event, Monster Truck Racing.  How does that sound?
It sounds awesome, I don't really know about trucks but I'm always up
for learning and experiencing new things.
 

On our way to the event, I'd like to treat ya' to a Faygo and a slice  of pizza.  Does that sound like a good first date meal? 

Sure! I love pizza, either cheese or supreme only!

We seem to click as we discuss the deliciousness of Rock and Rye.  The only problems is that you catch me staring at your chest.  Is that going to ruin the evening?   
No, I'll jokingly say "you know, my face is up HERE." It is flattering to know I don't have to worry about myself in the chest department
 
Alright, with that said... things seem to be going better than I expected.  On my last date I was slapped three times by now.  As a souvenir of the event, I buy you a foam Bigfoot finger.  Do you wear it proudly and go along with the redneck date, or is it destined for the dumpster?
I'll put it on my hand!!!! It'd be a great souvenir to take home for the night.
 
Next if you are still willing to join me, I want to continue the date.  Unfortunately, I spent all my money on the extra large nachos and chrome license plate holder.  Are you still willing to be seen with me?
Sure, why not? You're not too bad! I've seen worse.

From here I convince a few buddies of mine to let me borrow their 1985 Jeep CJ-5.  Wanna go off roading?
Hell yea!!!!!! That sounds like such fun.

Alright, we hit the hills behind my trailer park.  Despite the spoiled WhiteCastle smell coming from the backseat, you have a really good time.  Afterwards I take you back to you place where I offer to split a 6-pack of Natural Light.  Are you interested?
Nah! I don't drink. (Laughs)
 

After I say goodnight, I lean in to give you a kiss on the cheak.  Do I get rejected?
A kiss on the cheek? That's very innocent, so why not? Anything more and I'll say no thanks! (Laughs)
 

NinjaPimp:  Now it is Amy's time to rate the date. 

 
NinjaPimp:  How did Jack Spurlock do?
Amy:  Not so bad. It was REAL. If I were dating a guy for a long time, this is probably the type of date we'd go on anyways. Just chill, eat, have a fun time with no extra special extravaganza stuff.

Does he have a chance of getting a second date? 
Perhaps. (Laughs)

With his style, will Jack ever have a chance of "scoring" with a girl of Amy's caliber?
I'm not too sure. That depends if Jack keeps up his behavior, improves it, or worsens it.

What could Jack have done differently to impress you?
Maybe not offer me the 6 pack...I dont drink? Oh, and definitely not staring at the chest too much!!!


Win a Date with Oasis!
Cum2Oasis     Go on a date with me! No, really!! Don't be fooled by imitation contests.  Mine was one of the originals on the net (In fact, if you know someone who was doing a "Win a Date" contest before me, I'd like to hear about it!) Since 1996 I've been going on dates with my fans and I STILL do it!
     Dates range from going out for a few beers, to dinner, to dancing! I am not an escort. This is not a "date" for hire. This is a real date in every sense of the word! Just like in a real date you'll have to be nice, funny, charming or you'll find yourself with a peck on the cheek as you drop me off...
     For info on how you can apply and join me for a date...
(e-mail here)!!


                


America's Worst Casino:
Tallapoosa Entertainment Center (TEC)
Carmen Electra Pictures

    
 We here at NinjaPimp would  normally recommend taking a date to a casino for a wild night of adventure and gaming.  That is of course as long as you don't live in Alabama. 
     Not far off the Tallapoosa River in Wetumpka, Alabama sits the worst casino in America. You see Alabama law prevents any gambling except racing and bingo. 
         In an effort to abuse this law, the TEC has added a mandatory bingo side bet on every slot machine.  This technically turns every slot machine into a legal variation of bingo.  
          The problem is that the bingo side bet has a horrible winning percentage.  Since the games are technically bingo, there is also no legitimate regulation on the slot machines.   This allows the casino to offer a payback of a much lower percentage than any other slot machine in America. 
       This Alabama law hurts the consumer, eliminates competition, and allows gaming companies to take advantage of uneducated gamers. 
        Since there is no gambling competition in the state of Alabama, the TEC can turn huge profits without even providing any drinks, food, or entertainment to the customer.
        Considering all of its drawbacks, the TEC is NinjaPimp's pick as the worst casino in the nation.  


Woman Sells Breasts as Billboards
by Arch Duke Bishop Johnson

A British woman is making money on eBay - by selling ad space on her breasts.

Angel Brammer, 27, from Greenock, Scotland, will wear a company logo on her 42G cleavage for 15 days.

Thousands of companies in the US have already bid for the right to use her breasts as makeshift billboards.

Angel  said: "I have had a lot of unusual offers."  NinjaPimp has already gathered 37 cents from the staff to purchase space on her milk cartons. 

Because of her success, thousands of college students around the world have copied the business model.  Scene above is a University of Lincoln, Nebraska student selling his forehead.

 
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