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By now you should think of me as your friend. The guy
who visits once a month, uses all your toilet paper, cleans out your
refrigerator, scares your girlfriend, and howls at the moon buck
naked on the front lawn until your neighbors call the local dog
pound. I know what you are thinking, what are friends for.
Toilet paper and barking aside, friends are here to
hook each other up with hot babes. That's just what NinjaPimp
did. We've got an article written by Amy Nguyen. She is
one of the hottest ladies in all the land. Our Classy Lady of
the Month is Rebecca Pauline, and we also do an interview with the
amazing Kayla Kleevage. Kayla owns her own production company,
and she is one of the hottest babes in all the land!
Director, Motown Madness
Why Guys Rock,
by Amy Nguyen:
After reading so many articles berating men and trying to
improve them, I decided to write something POSITIVE.
Sometimes-you guys deserve more credit than you get.
1. You are always our
If there?s one thing that any female cannot complain about it is
that her boyfriend always eat more than her. (if you eat less
than your girlfriend, you?re a huge pu$$y & don?t deserve
to be called a man) Because of you, we eat what we want without
the guilty feeling
2. Blissful ignorance is
the key to your success
When we have a bad hair day or when we have this huge zit on our
face and think the whole world notices, you guys are actually
totally ignorant of it. Even when we bluntly point out the fact
that we look and feel like crap, you look at us with clueless
eyes and act blind to whatever is wrong. ?What? Where? That?s a
zit? No its not, I didn?t even see it. You?re totally
overreacting.? Of course, we react in anger and state that
you are just ?trying to be nice,? we hope that you guys really
don?t notice or care. And if you do-don?t say anything, which is
a good move if you don?t want to end up in the doghouse.
3. You seem to think
you?re a NASCAR driver
There?s nothing like the feeling of being a passenger in your
man?s car while he winds and speeds around town. It just gives
us that rush & quick adrenaline ride but the best feeling is
being in a car and thinking, he?s ?showing off? his driving
skills for you. Of course, some girls? yell and scream of fright
because there?s that feeling of keeping our butts safe but deep
down-we love it.
4. You?re really a big
WIMP but you are a great actor.
One of the greatest reasons that being a girl rocks is that we
can scream & cry at the movies without feeling like the biggest
pu$$ies in the world. On the other hand, you men have to pretend
to be macho & calm during the entire Texas Chainsaw Massacre
when you really wanted to curl up and break our hands
holding it as well. We look over and just ?know? you guys are
scared out of your little butts but it?s so funny because during
a scary scene, you guys ?jump? in the seat but still try to act
all cool & calm like ?oh that was nothing.?
5. You are a teddy bear
Ladies know what I?m talking about when I speak about the
?nook?. The little ?nook? where you lay in his arms where he is
sort of holding you but not uncomfortably so you?re not
suffocating. We girls manage to get in the most
comfortable position possible while being intertwined with your
arms, legs, and other extendable body parts. It is a great
morning to wake up and have your big deadweight arm wrapped
around us and seeing your snoring face covered in eye
boogers. It is SO endearing.
This Month's Classy Lady, Rebecca Pauline
I would describe myself as having a business
mind with an artists heart. I currently own Envy Enterprises,
Inc. which specializes in web design (EnvyIT division), photograghy,
video production, phone entertainment and marketing. I also run an
elite equestrian investment company as well
Real American Hero, Deanna Allen
suppose it was only a matter of time until mud wrestling made it to
Iraq. In a display of spectacularly awesome judgment a group of
military police took part in a mud-wrestling party at Camp Bucca,
the largest military prison in Iraq. The party took place last
October; photographs were recently leaked to the
New York Daily News.
At least three female guards stripped to their skivvies to roll
around in the mud, but only one, 19-year-old Deanna Allen, was
demoted for indecent exposure. Allen had been in Iraq only a few
weeks when she bared her breasts to the crowd of cheering male
soldiers, earning her the nickname, the "Camp Bucca Flasher."
Allen's grandmother describes her granddaughter as "very patriotic
and 100 percent American." What could be more American than
Point / Counter Point:
Point: Ninja Rule
By Jim Bucko
I want to say that Ben Autobot is a dork. He's been mad at me
ever since I punched his sister in the face for stealing my
Hammer-man toothpaste. Second, I want to say that ninja are cool.
Here are some facts about Ninja, to prove they rock. Ninjas
can catch bullets in their teeth! Ninja swords come equipped with
cyanide capsules, snorkel, fresh balaclava, chop sticks, and an
extra ninja sword hidden in the handle. The
preferred fighting weapons for ninjas include: kama, pipes,
nanchucks, flying stars,
the legendary pipe bender, and occasional Chainsaw. (The
Chainsaw is preferred by young Ninja, but it is considered
taboo by more traditional Ninja.)
Point: Ninja Suck
By Ben Autobot
name is Ben Autobot. I go to Harrison
Middle School with Jim Bucko. I was in
English class with Jim and he read his paper called,
the coolest profession in the whole world, even cooler than
being a pimp." Of course, I yelled out, "That's total
crap!" He whipped a slide rule at me and we both got sent to
the office. Ever since then, Jim Bucko
(A.K.A. Slim Sucko) has been my mortal enemy. Now, I am going
to prove him wrong. I am going to prove that ninja aren't
cool. They belong in prison. Here's why: Read
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NinjaPimp Interview: Kayla Kleevage
Kayla, you look wonderful. Thanks for appearing
on Afro-Squad.com. It is truly amazing to have such a star
here for an interview. what would you like to talk about first?
First off I?d like to say "hi" to the crew at Afro-Squad and thanks for
Can you explain to the fans at
home what you are doing right now?
Right now I?m having my hair and makeup done and I?m getting ready to
shoot a scene with one of my favorite co-stars Shane Diesel. Shane has a
great personality... I?m wearing red stiletto 6-inch heels with metal
tips, white stockings with a red seam up the back, white
garter belt and a white lace bra. I?m getting longer lashes installed.
Stock Car Bush qualifying is on the T.V. and I?m sipping orange juice
through a straw.
Well you look stunning. Can you tell us a little about
your largest assets?
I get asked this question a lot. The implants are custom-made by a
company in France. You must first secure F.D.A. approval for importing
the implants. Most doctors who work with large implants will insist that
you purchase 3 of them. Keeping one as a backup or spare in case of
complications. I have been a patient of Dr. Johnson in Houston, Texas
for over ten years. Over the years I?ve had 4 or 5 ?maintenance? type
procedures and enlargements. There are a handful of doctors in the U.S.
who work with large implants but it is still difficult to obtain them.
Hopefully the new ruling by the F.D.A. will make getting large implants
A lot of girls have gone with the natural look. Does that make you
more in demand?
Natural, enhanced, it really doesn?t matter to me. Any girl with huge
(chest) and a tiny waist is going to control the room. Super big t!t$
like mine attract a lot of attention even if there are popular Playboy
or AVN Award winning video girls in the house. Maybe that?s why I?ve
never been invited to Hef?s mansion parties. (Laughs)
Next let's talk about Kleevco Productions, Inc? From what
I understand it is a superhero organization of chesty women.
Kleevco is an acronym for ?The Kleevage
Companies?. We shoot and publish girls for Big Bust Men?s magazines like
Juggs, Gent, D-Cup and sometimes Score and Voluptuous. Kleevco has also
done photo and video work for many websites ranging from DarkCavern.com
to Danni?s Hard Drive and all of the magazine websites mentioned above.
At the moment, the two biggest projects I?m working on are
Bigtitcontent.com and getting Kleevco Video?s 30 titles on to DVD
Format. I?m also involved in some model/talent development projects as
well. I enjoy running my ?Little Empire? and after seeing what has
happened to J.K.P. and some others, I won?t let Kleevco be wrestled away
from me by evil managers and partners.
What else do you
do at Kleevco? Do you ladies celebrate naked Wednesday? We
do at Afro-Squad.
Here in Las Vegas, one can celebrate everyday NAKED! If one so desires.
Is there some sort of law
that requires top-heavy women to have cool names like Lisa Lipps,
Tiffany Towers, and Pandora Peaks?
I can?t speak for everyone on this but in my case, I was interested in a
name that was descriptive and unique in spelling for trademark
registration purposes. Not all Super-+!+ters have cool descriptive type
names. Girls like Chelsea Charms, Casey James or newcomer Keisha Evans,
for instance. You?d never know by their names that they are the
biggest-breasted girls on the planet. My good friend Maxi Mounds
is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as having the biggest
Well we may have to do a future
interview with Maxi. So, what has been your favorite movie to
In the straight movie side of the business, my favorite movie appearance
is ?Big Money Hustlas?. I appeared as Phat +!+ty Kitty-the most powerful
underworld Ho. Produced by The Insane Clown Posse and directed by John
Cafiero, this movie went straight to home video but was a lot of fun in
the making. I had a blast on the set everyday. Plus, it was a union
production that allowed me to get my S.A.G. card.
My favorite (adult) movie nowadays is: ?Hot Chocolate 3? by
Kleevco Video... I like directing my own productions because of the
freedom it allows me. I get to put the talent together, pick locations
and spend a lot of the Company?s money on sh!t like nice hotels and room
service. I?ve worked with a lot of high-end talent like Lexington
Steele, T.T. Boy, Ron Jeremy, Sean Michaels and Byron Long. I?m sure
I?ve left someone out but I loved working with each one of them. They
taught me a lot about people in general and the adult business. I also
like featuring new talent in my videos. Guys like Stretch Blackwell and
Shane's pretty cool.
He looks just like Vin Diesel. He also seems like a nice guy.
Who else would you like to work with? I heard you may be working
with Ava Devine.
I?d like to work with Ava Devine. We?ve been talking a lot on the phone
and I hope to have dinner with her this week. I think Ava will be a lot
of fun. She has no limitations when it comes to working in the adult
We've been covering a high profile feud involving Jenna Jameson and Teri
Weigel. do the girls always get competitive?
Do other girls get competitive... does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?
Yes, it?s quite competitive. I?m not sure I?m qualified for the
question. Maybe you should ask Jenna or Teri Weigel for a more in-depth
We did. They had some
interesting answers. Jenna seems willing to make up. Teri
seems like she still has some frustration. Well, thanks for your
time. You have been a wonderful guest.
I?ve enjoyed my time with you guys from Afro-Squad. Thanks a lot!
You can see more of me and all my videos at KaylaKleevage.com