Kayla Kleevage and Amy Nguyen Interviews

Issue #9

Afro-Squad Archive...
1) Heather Harmon Issue
2) Oasis Interview
3) Taylor Twins
4) Kirstens-Room
5) NinjaPimp Game
6) Dirty Candy
7) International
8) Roseblum Twins
9) Amy Nguyen Issue
10) Abdullah's Issue
11) Religious Issue
12) Teri Weigel Issue
13) Kami Andrews Issue
14) Wrestling Issue
15) Starr Twins
16) Jasmin St. Clair
17) Corina Curves
18) Hull Twins Issue
19) Julya Ried Issue
20) Cute Latina Issue
21) Mary Carey Issue
22) Maxi Mounds
23) Myla Leiga Chenoa
24) BellaDonna
25) Carmella Bing
26) Ivan's Issue
27) Amber Peach
28) Cindy Pucci
29) Simpson Twins
30) Ginger Lynn
31) KrazyMan
32) Jenni Carmichael
33) Jessica Jaymes
34) March 2007 Issue
35) Lisa Sparxxx
36) Lizzy Valentine
37) Darcy Donavan
38) Bomb Twinz Issue
39) No More Kings
40) D-Ray Issue
41) October Issue
42) Stevens Twins
43) Jordin Syke
44) Missy Stone
45) Pimp of the Year
46) Randy West Issue

Sponsors Include:

"GTA IV - AFROSQUAD"

"Balls Deep Wieners"

"Snow Bullets"

"Deez Nutz Crunch"

"Save the Cougar"

Ladies and Gentlemen,
    By now you should think of me as your friend. The guy who visits once a month, uses all your toilet paper, cleans out your refrigerator, scares your girlfriend, and howls at the moon buck naked on the front lawn until your neighbors call the local dog pound. I know what you are thinking, what are friends for.
     Toilet paper and barking aside, friends are here to hook each other up with hot babes. That's just what NinjaPimp did. We've got an article written by Amy Nguyen. She is one of the hottest ladies in all the land. Our Classy Lady of the Month is Rebecca Pauline, and we also do an interview with the amazing Kayla Kleevage. Kayla owns her own production company, and she is one of the hottest babes in all the land!

                                                The SnowMan
                                                Director, Motown Madness

Why Guys Rock,
by Amy Nguyen:

After reading so many articles berating men and trying to improve them, I decided to write something POSITIVE. Sometimes-you guys deserve more credit than you get.

1. You are always our garbage disposal
If there?s one thing that any female cannot complain about it is that her boyfriend always eat more than her. (if you eat less than your girlfriend, you?re a huge pu$$y & don?t deserve to be called a man) Because of you, we eat what we want without the guilty feeling

2. Blissful ignorance is the key to your success When we have a bad hair day or when we have this huge zit on our face and think the whole world notices, you guys are actually totally ignorant of it. Even when we bluntly point out the fact that we look and feel like crap, you look at us with clueless eyes and act blind to whatever is wrong. ?What? Where? That?s a zit? No its not, I didn?t even see it. You?re totally overreacting.? Of course, we react in anger and state that you are just ?trying to be nice,? we hope that you guys really don?t notice or care. And if you do-don?t say anything, which is a good move if you don?t want to end up in the doghouse.

3. You seem to think you?re a NASCAR driver
There?s nothing like the feeling of being a passenger in your man?s car while he winds and speeds around town. It just gives us that rush & quick adrenaline ride but the best feeling is being in a car and thinking, he?s ?showing off? his driving skills for you. Of course, some girls? yell and scream of fright because there?s that feeling of keeping our butts safe but deep down-we love it.

4. You?re really a big WIMP but you are a great actor.
One of the greatest reasons that being a girl rocks is that we can scream & cry at the movies without feeling like the biggest pu$$ies in the world. On the other hand, you men have to pretend to be macho & calm during the entire Texas Chainsaw Massacre when you really wanted to curl up and break our hands holding it as well. We look over and just ?know? you guys are scared out of your little butts but it?s so funny because during a scary scene, you guys ?jump? in the seat but still try to act all cool & calm like ?oh that was nothing.?

5. You are a teddy bear
Ladies know what I?m talking about when I speak about the ?nook?. The little ?nook? where you lay in his arms where he is sort of holding you but not uncomfortably so you?re not suffocating. We girls manage to get in the most comfortable position possible while being intertwined with your arms, legs, and other extendable body parts. It is a great morning to wake up and have your big deadweight arm wrapped around us and seeing your snoring face covered in eye boogers. It is SO endearing.

This Month's Classy Lady, Rebecca Pauline

I would describe myself as having a business mind with an artists heart. I currently own Envy Enterprises, Inc. which specializes in web design (EnvyIT division), photograghy, video production, phone entertainment and marketing. I also run an elite equestrian investment company as well

Rebecca, RebeccaPauline.com

NinjaPimp's Real American Hero, Deanna Allen
I suppose it was only a matter of time until mud wrestling made it to Iraq. In a display of spectacularly awesome judgment a group of military police took part in a mud-wrestling party at Camp Bucca, the largest military prison in Iraq. The party took place last October; photographs were recently leaked to the New York Daily News.

At least three female guards stripped to their skivvies to roll around in the mud, but only one, 19-year-old Deanna Allen, was demoted for indecent exposure. Allen had been in Iraq only a few weeks when she bared her breasts to the crowd of cheering male soldiers, earning her the nickname, the "Camp Bucca Flasher." Allen's grandmother describes her granddaughter as "very patriotic and 100 percent American." What could be more American than mud wrestling?

Point / Counter Point:
Point: Ninja Rule
By Jim Bucko
First, I want to say that Ben Autobot is a dork. He's been mad at me ever since I punched his sister in the face for stealing my Hammer-man toothpaste. Second, I want to say that ninja are cool. Here are some facts about Ninja, to prove they rock. Ninjas can catch bullets in their teeth! Ninja swords come equipped with cyanide capsules, snorkel, fresh balaclava, chop sticks, and an extra ninja sword hidden in the handle. The preferred fighting weapons for ninjas include: kama, pipes, nanchucks, flying stars, drill, the legendary pipe bender, and occasional Chainsaw. (The Chainsaw is preferred by young Ninja, but it is considered taboo by more traditional Ninja.) Read More Ninja Facts

Counter Point: Ninja Suck
By Ben Autobot
My name is Ben Autobot. I go to Harrison Middle School with Jim Bucko. I was in English class with Jim and he read his paper called, "Ninja, the coolest profession in the whole world, even cooler than being a pimp." Of course, I yelled out, "That's total crap!" He whipped a slide rule at me and we both got sent to the office. Ever since then, Jim Bucko (A.K.A. Slim Sucko) has been my mortal enemy. Now, I am going to prove him wrong. I am going to prove that ninja aren't cool. They belong in prison. Here's why: Read More

Previous Issue | Newest Issue | Next Issue

Brought to you by...

Click to Enlarge

Afro-Squad Sponsors

"Hoestes Big Dongs"

"Extra Large Dix"

"Pimpsicle Clubs"

NinjaPimp Interview: Kayla Kleevage
by Chuck Nevitt
Kayla, you look wonderful. Thanks for appearing on Afro-Squad.com. It is truly amazing to have such a star here for an interview. what would you like to talk about first?
First off I?d like to say "hi" to the crew at Afro-Squad and thanks for having me.

Can you explain to the fans at home what you are doing right now?
Right now I?m having my hair and makeup done and I?m getting ready to shoot a scene with one of my favorite co-stars Shane Diesel. Shane has a great personality... I?m wearing red stiletto 6-inch heels with metal tips, white stockings with a red seam up the back, white garter belt and a white lace bra. I?m getting longer lashes installed. Stock Car Bush qualifying is on the T.V. and I?m sipping orange juice through a straw.

Well you look stunning. Can you tell us a little about your largest assets?
I get asked this question a lot. The implants are custom-made by a company in France. You must first secure F.D.A. approval for importing the implants. Most doctors who work with large implants will insist that you purchase 3 of them. Keeping one as a backup or spare in case of complications. I have been a patient of Dr. Johnson in Houston, Texas for over ten years. Over the years I?ve had 4 or 5 ?maintenance? type procedures and enlargements. There are a handful of doctors in the U.S. who work with large implants but it is still difficult to obtain them. Hopefully the new ruling by the F.D.A. will make getting large implants easier.

A lot of girls have gone with the natural look. Does that make you more in demand?
Natural, enhanced, it really doesn?t matter to me. Any girl with huge (chest) and a tiny waist is going to control the room. Super big t!t$ like mine attract a lot of attention even if there are popular Playboy or AVN Award winning video girls in the house. Maybe that?s why I?ve never been invited to Hef?s mansion parties. (Laughs)

Next let's talk about Kleevco Productions, Inc? From what I understand it is a superhero organization of chesty women.
Kleevco is an acronym for ?The Kleevage Companies?. We shoot and publish girls for Big Bust Men?s magazines like Juggs, Gent, D-Cup and sometimes Score and Voluptuous. Kleevco has also done photo and video work for many websites ranging from DarkCavern.com to Danni?s Hard Drive and all of the magazine websites mentioned above. At the moment, the two biggest projects I?m working on are Bigtitcontent.com and getting Kleevco Video?s 30 titles on to DVD Format. I?m also involved in some model/talent development projects as well. I enjoy running my ?Little Empire? and after seeing what has happened to J.K.P. and some others, I won?t let Kleevco be wrestled away from me by evil managers and partners.

What else do you do at Kleevco? Do you ladies celebrate naked Wednesday? We do at Afro-Squad.
Here in Las Vegas, one can celebrate everyday NAKED! If one so desires.

Is there some sort of law that requires top-heavy women to have cool names like Lisa Lipps, Tiffany Towers, and Pandora Peaks?
I can?t speak for everyone on this but in my case, I was interested in a name that was descriptive and unique in spelling for trademark registration purposes. Not all Super-+!+ters have cool descriptive type names. Girls like Chelsea Charms, Casey James or newcomer Keisha Evans, for instance. You?d never know by their names that they are the biggest-breasted girls on the planet. My good friend Maxi Mounds is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as having the biggest boobs officially.

Well we may have to do a future interview with Maxi. So, what has been your favorite movie to perform in?
In the straight movie side of the business, my favorite movie appearance is ?Big Money Hustlas?. I appeared as Phat +!+ty Kitty-the most powerful underworld Ho. Produced by The Insane Clown Posse and directed by John Cafiero, this movie went straight to home video but was a lot of fun in the making. I had a blast on the set everyday. Plus, it was a union production that allowed me to get my S.A.G. card.

My favorite (adult) movie nowadays is: ?Hot Chocolate 3? by Kleevco Video... I like directing my own productions because of the freedom it allows me. I get to put the talent together, pick locations and spend a lot of the Company?s money on sh!t like nice hotels and room service. I?ve worked with a lot of high-end talent like Lexington Steele, T.T. Boy, Ron Jeremy, Sean Michaels and Byron Long. I?m sure I?ve left someone out but I loved working with each one of them. They taught me a lot about people in general and the adult business. I also like featuring new talent in my videos. Guys like Stretch Blackwell and Shane Diesel.

Shane's pretty cool. He looks just like Vin Diesel. He also seems like a nice guy. Who else would you like to work with? I heard you may be working with Ava Devine.
I?d like to work with Ava Devine. We?ve been talking a lot on the phone and I hope to have dinner with her this week. I think Ava will be a lot of fun. She has no limitations when it comes to working in the adult video biz.

We've been covering a high profile feud involving Jenna Jameson and Teri Weigel. do the girls always get competitive?
Do other girls get competitive... does Howdy Doody have wooden balls? Yes, it?s quite competitive. I?m not sure I?m qualified for the question. Maybe you should ask Jenna or Teri Weigel for a more in-depth answer.

We did. They had some interesting answers. Jenna seems willing to make up. Teri seems like she still has some frustration. Well, thanks for your time. You have been a wonderful guest.
I?ve enjoyed my time with you guys from Afro-Squad. Thanks a lot! You can see more of me and all my videos at KaylaKleevage.com