Without question, Crazyman is a visionary.  At a time when publishers sniffed at the idea of a game in which there was ho smacking and faygo drinking, he persevered to create the genre-setting masterpiece, SimPimp. The continuity of its concept and popularity of its successors, Super Mario Pimp and Mike Tyson's Wife Punchout, should speak for the genius in the concept Crazyman laid forth so many years ago. On Nov 31, 2005 Crazyman announced his intention to base a PC title not on the creation of a city, but rather on the management of hoes, 40s, gold chains, and spinners. The gaming community has waited with baited beer breath for the opportunity to oversee the ins and outs of a digital pimp and very recently had this desire sated with the product's release. The Man Hunter and Virtual Boob Job  are rumored to be next on Crazyman's list. 

SimPimp is more proof of the continuing popularity of the Sim-type game. The debut game from Compton developer Gs Up, Hos Down should be a hit with kids in both the inner city and hip-hop-obsessed suburbs.

You assume the role of a rookie pimp in Anytown, U.S.A. As you begin play, your girlfriend is turning tricks on the corner; however, you'll soon be on the rise as you try to control entire city blocks with a veritable harem of hookers. Expect to encounter a formidable array of foes, both criminal and legal. Aside from the usual dealings with the police, you'll have to keep a close eye on drug dealers, or else the drug use will rise among your hookers. Then there's the dreaded Man, who's hell-bent on greasing you and your pimping ways.

When you're not busy fending off your enemies, you'll need to make sure your clients are happy. With care, your client list will be long and distinguished, including famous athletes and local politicians. Do well in the game, and you'll even get the chance to move from Anytown to Washington, D.C., where everyone will do darn near anything if you give them enough money.

An innovative new feature will drop you into a first-person perspective, from which you'll be able to survey your territory and deal with your enemies directly. Your weapons will range from the standard 9-mm pistol to a big club with a nasty nail sticking out of it.

Before jumping into the shoes of an omnipotent deity, players must first create families of hoes to populate their neighborhood, which starts with knocking up a single character. This involves selecting one of three skin tones and up to five different genders... including tranny and Japanese man-boy.  Next, you determine the individual's physical appearance, choosing from a range of pimp hat shapes, facial scars, and afro color. Also to be decided is the Sim's body shape, which can be selected from either too slim, steroid monster, or tubby b!tch. In so doing, you can also decide on the person's clothing, draping them with anything from gold spandex, fur coats, or buttless chaps. Next comes what is perhaps the most important move for your Sim's entire existence: the determination of his or her personality. This entails distributing a number of "personality points" among five different character traits: backhand power, gold chains, wiener length, grip, and funk. Your hoes also have character traits such as: bust, disease immunity, rejuvenation, stank, and nuclear physics. Once this crucial information has been established, you can type out a brief description of your Sim's personality, rendering him or her that much more of an funky fresh individual. Finally, you assign a name (Like Malcolm Fleshbeast) to your character, and you're done.

In a recent interview Crazyman stated, "Sims aren't happy unless they are getting that fly fresh tail.  That's why I decided to make this tricked out game.  Like any beginning pimp, you start off working the streets, buying gold chainz and hoping to afford hubcap spinners for your 1987 Toyota Camry.  If you gotz streetz smartz, and the ho shiggidy pimp sweet motion, you can all but ensure at least a dozen street wize fro wearin' stank hoez within the first hour of play.  With our dope aszed cheat codes, you can even purchase such sweet accessories and toys as a duck skin robe, Faygo fountain, a leopard print stripper pole, beef extender, a big wheel with platinum spinners and chauffer, refrigerator box for break dancing, cam girls, a ball polisher, chromed out salad tosser, 'fro extensions, easy bake Pimp Round oven, and even a golden shower option.  I even added a full nudity option!"