Jim Bucko's NinjaPimp Experiment (Day 5)

Submitted Friday:

This was the last day of my Pimp experiment.  I tried to go all out.  I put on my best plastic suit, wore my powder blue shoes, and I had a long chrome tie. 

I paid Stacey M. $5 to be my hoe, and I wore a blonde 'fro wig.  I figured that I would go out in style.

The problem was that people still didn't get it.  They couldn't put a finger on what I represent. 

I represent the underdog.  I like the good things in life.  I love fat girls in laundry mats.  I don't drink, but I love 40s.  I've never been to the South, but I am a redneck.  I dig on big corn fed mid-western hoes. 

Mr. T makes me laugh, and I "get" Chuck Norris.  My heaven would have Faygo on tap.  Dr. Detroit is my favorite movie. 

Anyway, Ben Autobot stole my pimp stick.  I worked on that thing for 3 weeks, and he stole it.  I wish I really was a pimp.  If I was, I would have skipped tennis class and used my backhand on him!

After school, the football team gave me a red belly.  Then they flushed my 'fro down the toilet.  To top if off, I am having a weird reaction to the bite I got the other day. 

Well, I guess my experiment was a failure. 

Jim Bucko

NinjaPimp contributor   

Jim Bucko's NinjaPimp Experiment (Day 4)

Written Thursday, 17 Aug. 

I am pretty depressed about my Experiment.  Nobody in school likes me, and they just don't get it. 

This is supposed to be the most fun year of my life.  I am a Freshman in High School.  This is the first week of school... and it is a lot rougher than I ever expected. 

To top it off, I got bit by this funky animal today. 

Do you think I should quit?  Let me know. 

Jim Bucko

NinjaPimp contributor

Jim Bucko's NinjaPimp Experiment (Day 3)

Alright, sorry for the delay.  This report is for Wednesday.

Once again, I am not the owner of Ninjapimp.com.  I just submit articles.

This entire week I am acting and dressing as a pimp for the first week of school. 

Today I decided screw it, I am going home early to throw the biggest pimp party the world has ever seen. 

So first I had to use my mad ninjapimp skills to set this thing up.  I thought about my plan on the entire ride to school.  As soon as I got out of the minivan, I ran through the halls and let everyone in the school know that "Freshman Pimp Skip Day 2006" was about to begin!

I let all the b!tches know.  Everyone was invited to my house for a funky good time.  Then I ran into the woodshop and picked up my hoe stick. 

I ran home, and on the way I had to pick up some snacks.  Unfortunately, I only had two dollars.  So I picked up 2 two liters of Faygo and a box of little debbies.  Perfect!

Then, in keeping with the NinjaPimp tradition of "Naked Wednesday," I changed into a robe, 'fro wig, and flip flops.  Big Pimpin'!

Then I waited for the peeps to arrive.  I put on my Dad's Elmore James records, and turned the bass up to eleven!

Unfortunately, nobody cool showed up.  So I ate the whole box of star crunches.  Then I drank almost the entire bottle of Rock and Rye.

That gave me some serious horse gas.  Then my arch nemesis Ben Autobot showed up.  It actually made me happy that he had to smell my rutgut.

Ben is totally against pimping and ninjas.  He also threw a slide rule at me a year ago.

Then I challenged him to a dual to the death, at Mortal Combat.  He lost and left my house.  On his way out, he must have stolen my best p0rno mag.  What a drag!

Well, that's Wednesday of the Social Experiment.  I consider it a complete failure.

Jim Bucko

Ninjapimp Contributor  

Monday, August 14, 2006

Jim Bucko's NinjaPimp Experiment (Day 1)   Today was day one of my NinjaPimp Social Experiment. For one week I will be wearing pimp clothes to school every day.  The shirt is a bright green color change tank top. This is my first week of high school.  This is the big time now, I am a freshman. I will be posting my results daily.  Enjoy So I got on the bus in a 'fro wig and some pimp clothes that I got a Value Village.  Brian S. quickly stole my fro wig and put it in his pants.  It was funny because it made him look like he had a HUGE beaver in his pants.  It was crappy too because my wig was in his pants.  I have to wear that all week! In English class Mrs. Austin told me I couldn't wear my 'fro.  I normally like Mrs Austin because she had huge jugs, but that pissed me off.  I asked her if I could go to the can.  She said yes, and I never came back to class. Later, one of the football players stole my lunch money.  I hate foose-ball!  The color change shirt also changed color when my pits got hot.  That sucked.  During lunch I tried to show off to the ladies by getting a footlong weiner.  Stacey has huge jugs, so I thought she'd like it.  She kicked me in the left nut!  On the way home, Stormy D. needed money to buy smokes.  (She is 18 and rides my bus.)  Anyway, Dirty Eddie said he'd give her $5 to show him her boob.    He didn't have $5, so I gave him the money.  Anyway, I saw her boob.  It was awesome!  My first boob!  I consider today a complete success! Jim Bucko - Friend of NinjaPimp Check back tomorrow when I wear my clothes backwards like Kris Kros!