“We really should have thought this out a bit more,” said Afrosquad’s lead reported the SnowMan. “Had I realized the acronym for Afrosquad News Universe Syndicate spelled A.N.U.S., I would have never paid to put the sign on our new building.”
After christening the A.N.U.S. building, the Afrosquad celebrated long into the evening. With over 3,000 people in and out of the A.N.U.S. last night, the Squad feels like they have really broken in the new building.
“The name is a bit awkward, but when you consider how shitty other news syndicates are, it really seems appropriate,” said Afrosquad’s KrazyMan. “Despite our pleasure, this really stinks.”
The A.N.U.S. started small, with just a few people in it. However, the hopes are that the A.N.U.S. will keep growing for years to come.
“After last night’s blow out, this thing really feels right. It is amazing how wrecked this place got though. We better call a cleanup crew.”
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