Refugees were welcomed to the United States after a natural disaster leveled their country. However, many refugees were not impressed with their new residence in the “land of opportunity.”
“We got off the boat and were welcomed to the Port of New Orleans (left),” said one impoverished refugee. “Upon arrival, half of us were bused to Detroit. The others were allowed to find harbor in post Hurricane Katrina urban settlement camps. Quite frankly, it was better at home.”
It isn’t all doom and gloom for the refugees. The Mayor of New Orleans has pledged to find a more comfortable location for them. In fact, sources close to the A/S News Universe Syndicate state that he has almost reached a deal for emergency shelter at the Louisiana Superdome. In Michigan, the refugees are already finding haven in the Pontiac Silverdome. The refugees have already assembled a football team in Pontiac that has gone undefeated in scrimmages with the Detroit Lions. It should be noted that based on unfortunate economic conditions in Michigan, many Detroiters are lining up with the intent of moving to Canada to improve their current status living.
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