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Bill Clinton Rushed To New York Hospital With Heart On!

Posted by admin On February - 16 - 2010

It was scary for the ex-president as paramedics scooped him up and rushed him to the closest hospital after complaining of having a ‘heart on’ in time for Valentine’s Day.

The twenty-two pound heart-shaped tin contained some of the world’s most prized Belgium chocolates and Clinton was hoping to surprise his wife Hillary with a massive Heart On for February 14th!

Long considered to be the most romantic president since Millard Filmore, Clinton had shopped for the chocolates at Macy’s earlier in the day and was carrryng his heart on when he felt ill and weak.

The last time the ex-president had such a huge ‘heart on’ was in 1998 when he stained a very famous blue dress from the Gap.

From his hospital bed, Clinton mentioned that it was a Spoof article that gave him the idea for the heart on.

Source – TheSpoof.com

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