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Death Wakes From Coma, Alive

Posted by admin On February - 12 - 2010

The Grim Reaper from Hell woke up from a medically induced coma Tuesday, according to his sons — and immediately started barking commands from his Hollywood hospital bed.

Lil’ Death and Skull Face tell TMZ their dad “showed some good signs of improvement” today, including killing three B-list celebrities before lunch.

Reaper’s sons — who have been very critical of his inability to kill Britney Spears and Paris Hilton  – say they are “encouraged but still very cautious” as the Reaper recovers from a stress induced stroke he suffered on Friday.  People are saying that he had a big 2009, and that he just couldn’t keep up the pace. 

One really good sign — his sons tell us that shortly after waking up, Harris told his doctors and nurses: “Don’t f**k up or I will kill all of you.  And hurry up.  Eminem is still out there, and I need to get him!”

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