John Edward McGee, Jr. (born October 19, 1969) is an American television personality, and psychic medium. He is best known for his TV shows Crossing Over with John Edward and John Edward Cross Country, both of which are premised on Edward communicating with the spirits of the audience members’ deceased relatives (Wikipedia). He is commonly known as John Edward.
Johnny Reid “John” Edwards[2] (born June 10, 1953) is an American politician who served as a U.S. Senator from North Carolina. He was the Democratic nominee for Vice President in 2004, and was a candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination in 2004 and 2008.
John Edward was the reigning “Biggest Douche in the Universe” and subsequent “Biggest Douche in the World.” Nominated primarily for his pseudo psychic communication abilities that many regard as “a carnival charade aimed at taking advantage of the grieving.”
Unfortunately for Edward, there is a new douche on the streets who has already snatched his title as the Biggest Douche in the World. Politician John Edwards was first nominated for the Biggest Douche in the World when he cheated on his terminally ill wife. After the subsequent cover up, pregnancy, lies, divorce, and denial of paternity, the politician won the world title.
“I’m not a douche,” said John Edwards, who continued his douchey ways. “I am a politician, so by default I am not a douche.”
The Biggest Douche in the Universe title will be decided later this year, but Edwards is the odds on favorite.
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