This steaming pile of celebrity news is coming straight from the Afrosquad News Universe Syndicate.
Tiger Woods made the statement today that it was Satan that made him “take interest in extramarital affairs.” Tiger went on to say, “I need to keep Satan out of my life because he has ruined a lot of good things for me.”
The A.N.U.S. interviewed the Crown Prince of Darkness. The Dark Overlord had this to say, “I had nothing to do with Mr. Woods’ affairs. Please leave me out of this one. I take enough heat for the whole Holocaust thing.”
We’ll have more as the story unfolds.
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