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Tracy McGrady Trade May Still Need Approval (Satire)

Posted by admin On February - 18 - 2010

Sixth grader Adam Jonas completed a deal early today to move Tracy McGrady.

A person with knowledge of the deal said the Jonas sent McGrady, Carl Landry and Joey Dorsey to classmate Tommy Higdon for high-scoring guard Kevin Martin.  To many, this is a coup for Jonas, who first started collecting basketball cards earlier this year.

Adam will also receive forward Kenny Thomas, center Hilton Armstrong and point guard Sergio Rodriguez. Adam will send 25 cents in cash to the Tommy, but, with the swap, will also provide two new pencils and a Sponge Bob eraser.

“Tommy really just did it for the Sponge Bob eraser,” the person with knowledge of the deal said. “Throw in McGrady and it was a steal!”

The deal still needs to be approved by Mrs. Stancil, who has banned all basketball card trading, except during recess.

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