Etsy.com, a website dedicated to homemade products, recently announced a new line of flavored “Vegan Vulva Lip Balm.” In other words, it is a homemade flavored ointment made to keep your vaginal lips moist, and it is not made of animal materials. (We aren’t making that up.)
Flavors include vanilla lavender, cherry, honey, and berry. Despite requests by A.N.U.S. staff, many flavors are still unavailable. “We requested more natural berry flavors, like ’dingle,” but the product’s creator didn’t think it would sell well.”
Other unsuccessful flavors include fish oil, fromunda cheese, and (for the fatty) bacon.
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