Although Bigfoot was sighted with Paris Hilton earlier this week, it appears that another Bigfoot was seen on a golf course in New York. This New York Bigfoot has a really big foot, and he frightens many.
Despite the fact that no actual photos exist, “Bigfoot Steve” is estimated at 180 foot tall, weighing an approximate 500 tons.
“We just hope he is a tourist,” said a New York State Representative. ”The mere thought of a 180 foot tall angry New York native is just frightening. I mean, we can deal with an angry hairy giant ape. However, if you add a New York attitude… the country is F$*@ed!”
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