If you follow the Afro-Squad, then you know that our mortal enemy is the Man!  He’s that guy who jacks up your life, your wife, and causes all that strife. 

Today, the Man deleted one of our Youtube accounts.  All because somebody in China reported that we used copywritten music in a video. 

This is bad news because we MAY not have had all our videos backed up.  Don’t worry though, I have contacted the Afro-Squad Army and we are joining forces to fight that evil prick known as the Man!

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I have to give some credit to the folks at www.funnytypos.com!  Those folks crack me up!  Make sure to check out their site! 

Contributed by Funny Typos found at FunnyTypos.com – Sharing typos, misspellings and Engrish to make your English teach cringe.

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We just like this picture. 

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For so many reasons, Michael Jackson must have been spinning in his million-dollar mausoleum last week.

His kids, Prince and Paris, whom he draped in bee keeper’s hats and masks to keep them out of the public, took center stage and accepted his Lifetime Achievement Award at the 52nd annual Grammy Awards.  Then the Elephant Man’s bones, whom he draped in human skin to keep young and vibrant, took center stage at the Sci Fi Achievement Award Ceremony. 

Yes, they (the bones) were poised and articulate, but they told of years of being hidden from the public.  They also talked of Michael’s very critical and abusive language.

But their remarks were scripted. And when the bones spoke, it was worth examining what he said. The bones, which were escorted by Joe Jackson, thanked Joe for his assistance and management.  Michael would have returned to being black before he would have let his favorite creepy obsession have anything to do with Joe Jackson. Praising him in public? Never.

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I just found the site “FunnyTypos.com.”  I would like to commend them for their use of the Engrish.

This is as cool of a store as Kay’s Kountry Kleaners in Alabama.  (It is a real store.)  Kay’s advertised that they got your “white’s whiter.”  I guess they clean your sheets after a cross burning.

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We just launched a website for one of our buddies, Marcus Pitt.  Please check out Marcus’ Pitt if you are interested in indy wrestling.

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This shirt is genius. 

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I took this picture in Ybor City, the cigar district of Tampa, Florida.  I can only imagine that the sign maker was a bit high one night when he decided to do some overtime.  Then in the morning, he work up to 500 of these bad boys.

“You think anyone will notice?”

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As you learned yesterday, I had to replace my ballcock.  (It is a part on a toilet, you pervert.) 

I wish I was the guy who wrote these instructions.  I personally like the following items.

3)  Remove old ballcock.  (Clearly, you don’t want some old cock in your way.)
4)  Insert ballcock into hole.  (No shit.  The hard part is getting it in the right hole.)
5)  Screw nut on ballcock shank.  (What the heck?  That sounds painful!)
6)  Screw float ball and float rod.  (Again.  What the f’?  My ball and rod don’t float!)

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I was working on my broken toilet last night.  While working I broke that plastic tube that refills the water, only to find out that it is called a ballcock.  Yes, I broke my ballcock. 

I went to Lowe’s and the guy in the ballcock department kept asking if I had a 10 or a 14 inch ballcock.  I told him, “I never measured it.”  (For the record, that is a lie.  I measure it every day to see if it has grown.) 

Anyway, I wound up buying this adjustable ballcock!  I asked him if he had a ribbed one, but he found no humor in that.   

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You have to love Lowe’s.  I bought eight of these for my girlfriend. 

(I saw this at Lowe’s in the plumbing department.)

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We’d like to thank our homie “Soul Safari” for providing the fantastic “Blaxploitation” photos at the bottom right of our page.  His pictures are pretty freaking awesome, and we recommend that you check out his Flickr page. 

For the record though, we don’t necessarily endorse the term “Blaxploitation.”  For those of you in the know, that term was used to describe some movies made in Hollywood in the 70s.  Movies like Shaft, Dolemite, and The Mack were categorized as “Blaxploitation.”  This is because some people said that they exploited blacks.  

I tend to disagree.  The movies were usually low budget, made to appeal to black audiences, and starred black actors as the heroes.  However, they stereotyped actors of many races.  The crooked white cops, the funky black pimps, and sexy (black and white) hoes were usualy included in the plot. 

Many will argue that the movies were exploitative.  Others will argue that they gave acting and directing roles to many up and coming actors.  I just argue that the movies were f’ing awesome.

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I took this at Lowes.  Apparently the dolphins are puking from too much vodka last night. 

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I saw this doll advertised on E-Bay.  What do you think of my math?

Buy it here.

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I am proud to announce that a fan of the Afro-Squad made an Afro-squad Fan Page on Facebook.   I don’t know who made this, but it is cool to see their support!  (The Afro-Squad Army is in full force in 2010!)

Please take a moment and check it out!

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