As you learned yesterday, I had to replace my ballcock.  (It is a part on a toilet, you pervert.) 

I wish I was the guy who wrote these instructions.  I personally like the following items.

3)  Remove old ballcock.  (Clearly, you don’t want some old cock in your way.)
4)  Insert ballcock into hole.  (No shit.  The hard part is getting it in the right hole.)
5)  Screw nut on ballcock shank.  (What the heck?  That sounds painful!)
6)  Screw float ball and float rod.  (Again.  What the f’?  My ball and rod don’t float!)

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