Just weeks after passing a bill to provide health care for all US Citizens, the elderly are trying to retroactively create a replacement bill that supports “health care for nobody under 75-years old.”
“Health care is not the inalienale right of all Americans,” said geriatric Senator Chester Q. Copperfield. “It should be reserved for the elderly. I recommend that nobody gets treated unless you fought in the Great War. Besides, you can solve just about anything at home with some Aspirin and rum.”
Senator Clara Ivanhoe, a 93-year old republican, told reporters that she was tired of paying for all of this “tattoo removal” and that she wouldn’t use her dollars to replace people’s ears after listening to ”all of that rock and roll.”
“We just won’t tolerate any of this health care BS,” said Agnes Cummogeon (85). She continued, “I am tired of people stealing my jewelery, and I think there are black people living in my attic! Where am I? Eh?”
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