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Archive for April, 2010

Great Burgers and Bad Spelling

Posted by admin On April - 15 - 2010

I am going to start posting pictures that I take with my cell phone.  If you don’t like it, I don’t care. 

I hope Sonic is proud of this.   (Note the spelling error.)

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Wrestling911.com

Posted by admin On April - 14 - 2010

Please take a moment and check out our sister site www.Wrestling911.com.

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All Grown Up – Recognize this Little Guy?

Posted by admin On April - 14 - 2010

The Kendrick’s New Website

Posted by admin On April - 14 - 2010

We’d like to announce the launch of our celebrity site about pro wrestling couple, the Kendricks.  Please check it out at www.wrestling911.com/kendrick

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Apocalypse Now, for Detroit

Posted by admin On April - 13 - 2010

After a recent trip, I realized that the apocalypse has already occurred in Detroit.  The rest of us just didn’t realize it. 

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Afro-Squad on Record Label

Posted by admin On April - 12 - 2010

A friend of mine pointed out that the Afro-Squad logo is on this album.  I am not sure what to make of it, but it makes me smile.  (Look at the album on the video.)

http://www.youtube.com/user/briannashandfriends

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Detroit Completes “Bridge to Nowhere”

Posted by admin On April - 12 - 2010

4-10-2010  (Detroit Mi)  – After receiving $1.9 billion in stimulus money to save the crumbling city of Detroit, officials unveiled the fruits of their labor… a bridge to nowhere.

“We spent weeks considering what to spend the money on,” said city official Rosa Johnson.  “There were so many options.  I was pushing that we spend the money on lotto tickets, but others wanted to spend it in one of those giant slot machines.” 

Other officials pushed to spend the money building a new Silverdome, on a new Hummer plant, or on some “shiny new shit.” 

“We dicided to buy something useful,”  said concelor Mandis Thompson.  “This bridge will need to be painted and maintained for years, which will really stimulate our economy.”   

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Tiger Woods Golf Event

Posted by admin On April - 11 - 2010

Tiger Woods‘ newfound willpower will be put to the ultimate test when he tries to tee up at the Masters next week — because the ladies of Hooters will be holding a bikini competition right down the street.


The Hooters in Augusta – literally seconds from where Tiger will be smacking his balls around — will throw a week-long, golf-themed celebration … which includes competitions custom-made for Woods.

Among the activities — a putting competition and a long drive contest … a “Par 3″ bikini contest.

Sounds great but we’re guessing if Tiger’s in the mood for chicken wings, he better pray they’re on the room service menu.

More Tiger Woods

Source – TMZ

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0jfg4rvil

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Team No Fat Chicks – Supported by Squad

Posted by admin On April - 10 - 2010

Team No Fat Chicks

Please click the link above to see the Squad’s favorite wrestling team, Team No Fat Chicks!

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Funny Photo Friday – Buffy

Posted by admin On April - 9 - 2010

PLEASE KILL EDWARD!!!

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Great Moments in History

Posted by admin On April - 8 - 2010

The Afrosquad News Universe Syndicate would like to thank the proud members of the Afro-Squad Army for all their sacrifices in the their efforts to stop the Man.  Pictured left are the grandparents of Squad members Jordi Scrubbings, SnowMan Jones, Rated R Afro-Star, Afa, and KrazyMan.  These brave individuals fought in Iwo Jima back in in 1945, when the Man tried to take over China and much of Asia.

The Afro-Squad had just liberated Europe from the Man.  Here is to you, our liberators from evil.

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Robocop Retires After 10 Years On The Job

Posted by admin On April - 7 - 2010

When Robocop joined the force in the year 2000, the city of Detroit, Michigan is on the verge of collapse due to financial ruin and unchecked crime. The city brought in the mega-corporation Omni Consumer Products, or OCP, to solve the problems. OCP promptly privatizes the police force. It was quickly revealed, however, that the senior executives of OCP, acting covertly, created most of the city’s problems. OCP made plans to destroy “Old Detroit” to replace it with the utopia of “Delta City.”  (Source:  Wikipedia)

Well, then they brought in Robocop and he f’ed that up. So Detroit is still shitty.  Thanks Robocop.  You suck.   Where is our utopia?

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New Detroit Logo Promotes Integrity

Posted by admin On April - 6 - 2010

Showing his commitment to improving the city of Detroit, Mayor David Bing has issued this new logo.

“At least it honestly portrays the look of the city,” said Bing.

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Mayor Bing Plans to Return Detroit to Nature

Posted by admin On April - 5 - 2010

Mayor Bing recently unveiled a plan to return abandoned areas of Detroit back to nature.

Nature replied, “we don’t want it.”

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