When Robocop joined the force in the year 2000, the city of Detroit, Michigan is on the verge of collapse due to financial ruin and unchecked crime. The city brought in the mega-corporation Omni Consumer Products, or OCP, to solve the problems. OCP promptly privatizes the police force. It was quickly revealed, however, that the senior executives of OCP, acting covertly, created most of the city’s problems. OCP made plans to destroy “Old Detroit” to replace it with the utopia of “Delta City.”  (Source:  Wikipedia)

Well, then they brought in Robocop and he f’ed that up. So Detroit is still shitty.  Thanks Robocop.  You suck.   Where is our utopia?

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