We here at the Afro-Squad have determined that having to purchase diamonds engagement rings is part of a conspiracy of the Man working with your woman! Who would have thought that your woman was working with the Man?
We have known for years that diamonds are just overpriced rocks. Rocks that are mined by wage slaves in Angola for the sole purpose of making the Man rich and your woman happy! Ironically, buying fantastic diamond rings is one way to ensure you are going to get laid, and the Afro-Squad supports getting laid.
Lastly, if you have to buy diamonds, we recommend getting them from danforth Diamond
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