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Engagement Rings, Wedding Rings, Diamonds, and Gold

Posted by Snow On May - 6 - 2010

We here at the Afro-Squad have determined that having to purchase diamonds engagement rings is part of a conspiracy of the Man working with your woman!  Who would have thought that your woman was working with the Man?

We have known for years that diamonds are just overpriced rocks.  Rocks that are mined by wage slaves in Angola for the sole purpose of making the Man rich and your woman happy!  Ironically, buying fantastic diamond rings is one way to ensure you are going to get laid, and the Afro-Squad supports getting laid.

Lastly, if you have to buy diamonds, we recommend getting them from danforth Diamond

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“Honey, Did We Forget To Turn Off The Stove?”

Posted by admin On May - 5 - 2010

I am on a road trip through the South.  I snapped this picture from my car window.  Anyone want to guess what state this picture was taken in?

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Pam Grier’s Collection of Lessons Learned

Posted by Snow On May - 5 - 2010

By FELICIA R. LEE
Pam Grier, who manages to exude toughness and sensuality in equal measure, has also managed to embody many of the cultural shifts of the last 40 years.

Ms. Grier, at top, in “Foxy Brown” and, above, in the television series “The L Word,” with Kelly Lynch.
In her new memoir, “Foxy: My Life in Three Acts” (Hachette Book Group), Ms. Grier, 60, revisits a career that took off in the early 1970s when she became blaxploitation cinema’s first female action hero. She sprang to prominence again in Quentin Tarantino’s 1997 film, “Jackie Brown,” and she popped up in the 21st century in the groundbreaking Showtime television series “The L Word,” about the lives of lesbians.

“Foxy,” however, reveals a darker personal life, including, for the first time, the details of her sexual assault at 6. It also recounts the diagnosis of cervical cancer Ms. Grier received in her late 30s and the untimely deaths and suicides of family members and friends. There is space, too, for her romances with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (who wanted her to convert to Islam), Freddie Prinze (who battled drugs and wanted her to have his baby) and Richard Pryor (who thought she could help save him from drugs).

Why tell her story now? “I’ve had mentors who know of my legacy and family history, along with my career in surviving and falling, crawling and learning, and being very, very open and curious,” she explained. “I said, ‘If I do it, I want it to be a work of lessons learned that I can share with others.’ You seek help. You seek friendship.”

Ms. Grier, who wrote “Foxy” with Andrea Cagan, was sitting in an Upper East Side hotel suite, far from the little Colorado ranch she shares with three dogs and four horses. Her face was unlined, her body curvy rather than Hollywood thin. She laughed easily and often, despite sharing sometimes harrowing details of her life.

She grew up in Colorado, the daughter of an Air Force mechanic and a nurse. It was an era of racial segregation; the family (including two siblings) lived abroad for extended stays, but Ms. Grier considers her “rural sensibility” important to who she is. She said she was taught by her family to “sleep in a tent at night in the rain and go fish for your food in the morning.”

Life was forever altered when, left unsupervised at an aunt’s home, she was raped by two boys. After that she describes a lonely, traumatized childhood.

“I was very quiet,” Ms. Grier recalled, and she stuttered when she did talk. As a young woman, she was the victim of a date rape, she wrote, which led to years in which she tried to play down her prettiness.

“My life is probably more interesting and dangerous than some of the movies I’ve done,” she said.

She came by her steel the hard way, Ms. Grier said. And she referred to some of her biggest 1970s hits to explain how. “My aunt was Foxy Brown, and my mom was Coffy, and we were constantly struggling against disrespect,” she said.

In “Coffy” (1973) she played a nurse who turned to vigilante justice to avenge her little sister’s drug addiction. In “Foxy Brown” (1974) she fought against drugs and other ills.

Once derided as formulaic urban morality tales aimed at black audiences and featuring big helpings of white villainy, several of Ms. Grier’s blaxploitation films are now considered groundbreaking for their depictions of powerful black women.

And it took Ms. Grier’s winning combination of sex, sass and talent to pull it off, said Warrington Hudlin, a producer and the president of the Black Filmmaker Foundation. “She exists in the American imagination in a way that is permanent,” Mr. Hudlin said. “She represents a self-reliant, dynamic female figure that doesn’t have to forgo femininity for potency, for militant power.”

While the story lines were outlandish, Ms. Grier said some of her early films had their roots in the truth of urban life in that era.

“We had won so many aspects of civil rights, but we didn’t have a large enough community to lose people to gun battles and drugs,” she said. “We had to show we had a positive community, too, which was something that didn’t get on the news.”

When it comes to more personal topics, like men, Ms. Grier also aims to convey a lesson: a woman needs to love herself more than she loves a relationship.

“At some point you have to realize you will be walking away from someone you do love,” she said, describing her failed relationships. “But out of love for yourself, O.K.?” While she has never married or had children, Ms. Grier said she still fantasized about her dream wedding.

After years with few big roles, her fortunes were revived by Mr. Tarantino, an avowed fan of blaxploitation and other less-than-exalted movie genres. He took her talent global with “Jackie Brown,” an adaptation of an Elmore Leonard novel that was tailored for Ms. Grier and includes references to her earlier work.

The film showcased her acting chops and cast her in a more serious light in the film industry. “I owe him at least one child,” she said of her gratitude to Mr. Tarantino.

This year Ms. Grier joined the cast of “Smallville,” the CW science-fiction series, where she plays the brilliant covert agent Amanda Waller.

So now her fans are tweens as well as their grandparents, Ms. Grier said, and they pay attention to what she does. When she played the straight musician and club owner Kit Porter (half-sister of Bette, a lesbian) on “The L Word,” people stopped her in the street to say she helped them connect to gay family members and friends.

Now in the midst of a book tour, Ms. Grier said she felt good, and grateful. Her cancer is in remission. She is shooting a film with Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts.

Staying the course goes back to the book she calls her bible in “Foxy”: “An Actor Prepares” by Constantin Stanislavski.

“He said there’s no such thing as a small role, there’s no such thing as a small heart,” Ms. Grier said. “He said I should approach any role as if it’s my life, and that’s what I did.”

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Google = Good, Website NOT Run By The Man!

Posted by Snow On May - 4 - 2010

We would like to take a moment to thank Google.  They have decided to add Afro-Squad into their news index as a trustworthy satire news source.  I am not sure what that means, but people can search www.google.com/news to find Afro-Squad related content!  That’s pretty funking awesome, and we have to assume that the Man doesn’t know about this yet. 

Check it out!

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The Man – Secrets Revealed!

Posted by Snow On May - 4 - 2010

With all the oil spills, corporate greed, and his habit for putting razor blades in apples, the Man has a busy day.  In fact, it is hard to keep up with all of his misdoings. 

Recently, we caught the Man up to no good again.  This effort was particularly nefarious, since he disguised his evil by claiming he was helping clean the environment. 

Proctor and Gamble’s Dawn dish soap recently claimed that they give $1 from every bottle sold to help clean up oil spills.  They spent millions of dollars advertising this point.  Unfortunately, it was almost complete hogwash.  They added a secret loophole that keeps them from making most of the donations. 

For your $1 to count, you have to go to their website and register your UPC code.  If you don’t, they make no donation.  Essentially, the Man is advertising that he’ll clean up the oil spill, when he will make a small donation.  The fine print also puts a cap on the total dollars donated. 

We think it is a good thing to make a donation to clean up oil spills, but this advertising campaign is so twisted that we had to report it.

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Great Moments in Blaxploitation History

Posted by Snow On May - 4 - 2010

Just when I thought the Internet couldn’t get any better, it went and put this video online! Kudos Mr. Internet, you put some of my favorite Blaxploitation scenes in one video!

I love these low budget movies that gave a 70s look at that people thought the inner city looked like. They are very telling of the 70s American phyche.

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Tennessee Means Business

Posted by admin On May - 4 - 2010

I took this picture in Tennessee.  It is on a bumper of a truck.  I guess he doesn’t like tailgating. 

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Just ram it in there!

Posted by admin On May - 3 - 2010

Anyone else find these fish bagels even remotely sexual?

I took this picture by my gym.

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For the little guy!

Posted by admin On May - 2 - 2010

Why do they even advertise that these underware are made for guys with small wangs?  (I saw this at Kohls and I laughed… then I bought the XXXXLs)

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We Will Satisfy Your Balls, Guaranteed!

Posted by admin On May - 1 - 2010

I had to buy these pants when I saw they put the “Satisfaction Guarantee” on the crotch. 

I bought them and still haven’t gotten laid.  I may return them under the guarantee. 

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Best and Most Ridiculous Fight Scene Ever!

Posted by Snow On May - 1 - 2010

I was having a pretty bad day yesterday.  You see, the Man deleted my Youtube account.  On that page, I had literally hundreds of my favorite videos.  (Videos that I created.)  He said something about copyrights.  Whatever.  Like anyone recognizes international copyright laws now-a-days.  So I went to Youtube and signed up for a new account.  While I was there, uploaded a couple classic Afro-Squad videos. 

Then I found this gem, and my mood swung like a 17-year old girl who just got the keys to Daddy’s sports car.  I was elated.  You HAVE to watch this video.  It just keeps getting better.  Then end included a bad ass karate girl, a meat hook, and a clever phrase by the good guy.  Fantastic. 

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