Who makes these signs?  I saw this in Tampa at a hot dog place.  Who else questions their extra load and special sauce? 

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I forget where I found this, but it is totally awesome! 

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Afro-Squad.com should be your main resource for information about The Man, because we produce nothing but factual data about this nefarious backstabber.

Although nobody has actually seen The Man, we have it on good authority that the picture on the far left represents him well.  (Technically, it is a drawing of Marvel Comics character Kingpin.)  On the right, we have an actual picture of professional wrestler King Kong Bundy.   We just wanted to note how close they look.  This is important as the Afro-Squad Army works to uncover information about The Man so we can stop him.

If you have information about the Man, please contact us immediately.

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Due to the popularity of  Beaver Butt soap, the folks at Aeesha.com decided to expose something else.  They are exposing the public to Butt Naked soap!  We can bearly wait for the bearing of a new soap!   

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Leave it to the geniuses at www.aeesha.com to come up with these fantastic lines of Monkey Fart and Beaver Butt guest soap. 

“Hey Joe, can I use your guest bathroom?”
“No problem.  I have new guest soap.”
“Hey, this stuff is great.  It smells like my mother-in-law’s house.”

I recommend you goto www.aeesha.com and buy some of this fantastic new soap!  (Yes, this stuff is real.) 

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Thanks to Booker for this picture!  He took this in Florida.

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In an effort to minimize impact on their customers, and to accommodate growth, the zip code 33929 will now be assigned to Kim Kardashian’s ass.

The 33929 code will be slowly integrated to minimize confusion and service disruptions for the thousands of customers that use Kardashian’s ass.

Some, however, are not so keen on the new change.

“It is all just so vast and confusing. We need structure,” said one New Yorker.

“You running out of numbers, you running out of tokens, you running out of subways, you running out of jobs,” said another New Yorker. “The only thing we ain’t running out of is Kim’s ass.”

Service providers will begin customer education mid-year to prepare for the new code.

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We all make typos.  I make them all the time, but when you spell coming wrong on a sign, I take a picture and post it on the internet.

Now we know what their secret pita sauce is!

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I was at the market when I found the world’s most fantastic soap.  Thanks to the folks at Aeesha Spa (www.aeeshaspa.com), you can smell like your favorite sweaty yeti!

Honestly, these soaps smell fantastic, and the names make them even better.  If you get a chance, pick up a “butt load” of these soaps at www.aeesha.com!

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So a fan named “Snow” submitted this funky video. I can’t say that it is hilarious, but I am impressed none-the-less. This European guy loves the Afro-Squad.

If you have an Afro-Squad video or picture to submit, please e-mail them to afrosquad @ afro-squad .com.

SnowMan Jones

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So I was reading the SkyMall magazine the other day.  You know, that little mag that is in your seat on any domestic flight.  I always laugh at the bullsh!t products that they sell, but this is my new favorite of all time.

Take a look at the “logo.”  They clearly tried to steal the Nike Swoosh, but they redesigned it a bit.  Unfortunately, nobody at quality control realized that their rip-off logo looks a lot like a single sperm.  Yes sir, this is the shoe you want… if you want to show the world that you have sperm on your feet.

The various color sperm also leaves a lot of room for jokes, but my favorite part is the possibilities for various slogans!  Nike has “Just do it.”  These shoes’ slogan should be “Just did it.”  They could also play up the fact that you will be “coming quicker than ever” in these fast new shoes.

I’d finally like to point out the little picture of the business man with rocket flames coming out of his feet.  Of course, all business men wear #*# covered flaming rocket sneakers.

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Not since the mid 1970s has a more controversial picture of Bigfoot hit the Internet.  (Yeah, we know.  The Internet wasn’t nearly as popular in the 70s.)

A.N.U.S. reporters took this picture of Paris Hilton on Friday on her way to the Mtv Movie Awards.  Although reports initially determined that she was merely dating a bearded Brat Pitt, it has not been determined that she is actually dating a full grown male Bigfoot of west North Dakota.

“He’s just so fantastic,” stated Hilton.  “I just love him so much.  He is so much more polite than Jason Shaw was to me.”

When asked about Paris, Bigfoot just walked away into the woods.

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I have decided that I am a fan of www.foundshit.com.  Here is a sample of their work.

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Please tell me that I am not the only one who looks at the “SkyMall” magazine while on the plane and laughs at all the nonsensical bullshit for sale.  Sure, there are always a few neat things in the magazine.  The bathtub pillow and sonic cuticle trimmer are always worth looking at when you are bored at 30,000 feet.  However, this was the best object I have seen in a long time.  Just look at it.  It looks like something a husband would buy for his wife out of that “special catalog” that comes from Adam and Eve.

“Tired of those tight throat muscles?  The PowerLung will help you shape and control those special muscles in a way that will ‘blow’ his mind.”

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After years of being unshaven and angry, it appears that the Fox network is attempting to do Yeti makeovers.

In January 2010, Fox executives captured a 6’8” 450 pound male Yeti.  After subjecting him to a series of secret videos, and making him stand in a six-sided body mirror, they convinced Yeti that he needed a makeover.

“We offered Yeti a $2,000 spending limit to hit the stores on New York,” said Bill Smith, an executive with the show.  “We gave him a haircut, tattoos, and tried to fit him size 20 Steve Madisons.”

In a big unveiling to his family the Yeti stated, “Uaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!”

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