In an effort to minimize impact on their customers, and to accommodate growth, the zip code 33929 will now be assigned to Kim Kardashian’s ass.
The 33929 code will be slowly integrated to minimize confusion and service disruptions for the thousands of customers that use Kardashian’s ass.
Some, however, are not so keen on the new change.
“It is all just so vast and confusing. We need structure,” said one New Yorker.
“You running out of numbers, you running out of tokens, you running out of subways, you running out of jobs,” said another New Yorker. “The only thing we ain’t running out of is Kim’s ass.”
Service providers will begin customer education mid-year to prepare for the new code.
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