Not since the mid 1970s has a more controversial picture of Bigfoot hit the Internet. (Yeah, we know. The Internet wasn’t nearly as popular in the 70s.)
A.N.U.S. reporters took this picture of Paris Hilton on Friday on her way to the Mtv Movie Awards. Although reports initially determined that she was merely dating a bearded Brat Pitt, it has not been determined that she is actually dating a full grown male Bigfoot of west North Dakota.
“He’s just so fantastic,” stated Hilton. “I just love him so much. He is so much more polite than Jason Shaw was to me.”
When asked about Paris, Bigfoot just walked away into the woods.
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