The Afro-Squad loves women, but we are not sold on marriage.  So here are some of our favorite quotes on the topic of love and marriage! 

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Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast. —Woody Allen

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts. —Jeff Foxworthy

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. —Sigmund Freud

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage. —Sam Kinison

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too. —H.L. Mencken

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married? —Barbra Streisand

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute. —Anonymous

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. —Ogden Nash

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. —Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. —Rodney Dangerfield

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. —Rodney Dangerfield

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman; neither one works. —Will Rogers

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. —Hemant Joshi

I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t. —James Holt McGavra

Harpo, she’s a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. — Oscar Levant

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot. —Minnie Pearl