So I was reading the SkyMall magazine the other day. You know, that little mag that is in your seat on any domestic flight. I always laugh at the bullsh!t products that they sell, but this is my new favorite of all time.
Take a look at the “logo.” They clearly tried to steal the Nike Swoosh, but they redesigned it a bit. Unfortunately, nobody at quality control realized that their rip-off logo looks a lot like a single sperm. Yes sir, this is the shoe you want… if you want to show the world that you have sperm on your feet.
The various color sperm also leaves a lot of room for jokes, but my favorite part is the possibilities for various slogans! Nike has “Just do it.” These shoes’ slogan should be “Just did it.” They could also play up the fact that you will be “coming quicker than ever” in these fast new shoes.
I’d finally like to point out the little picture of the business man with rocket flames coming out of his feet. Of course, all business men wear #*# covered flaming rocket sneakers.
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