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Worst of the Web #4 – Zombie Eat Brains

Posted by admin On May - 11 - 2011

Few websites capture our attention like http://hungryzombie.blogspot.com/ Sadly, this blog hasn’t been updated since 2007.  Regardless, the posts were hilarious.  The site was created by a zombie, and it showcases his thoughts on current events and happenings.  Here is a sample:

Saw Land of the Dead today. What can I say? Genius, pure, unsullied genius. Best film of the past 20 years (which was when Day of the Dead was released). If you do not see this film, if you go see that freak Tom Cruise’s film instead, I swear to all that is unholy, I will hunt you down and eat the crap out of your brains. I am not even kidding.

I will also say this, and I can not stress enough how important this is: if Big Daddy is not nominated for an Oscar for Best Lead Performance by a Zombie, I will personally devour the brains of every single member of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. Even you, Ed Begley Jr.! Don’t think I won’t!!

I personally enjoy that every blog is titled “Brains.” The guy is funny. Read it.

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